– 英语/中文 双语歌词

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[中文]

哦，大家好，我叫

约翰尼，今天由我为您服务。

你们之前来过我们店吗？

是的，我们不需要。我没来过，哦，我们有个新手。

好吧，让我给你们介绍一下，因为我们这里的运作方式有点不同。

首先，如果你们需要服务，请使用相应颜色的旗子：绿色表示准备点餐，蓝色表示需要饮料，比如加冰或续杯，白色表示准备结账。

bit differently here at golden burrito

first off if you would like some service

use the appropriately colored flag green

is when you're ready to go order blue

has to do with beverages like when you

need a refill and white is when you're

ready for the check sounds great now let

听起来不错，现在让我给你们介绍一下我们的特色菜：硬壳塔可叫“硬壳怪”，软壳塔可叫“舒适怪”，睡前塔可就是墨西哥玉米饼。

signature dishes Scoobies are what we

call hard shell tacos comfy Scoobies are

soft shell tacos and bedtime Scoobies

好的，我们所有的饮品都是以发明者的名字命名的，可乐是约翰·斯蒂斯·彭伯顿，甜茶是玛丽安·科贝尔·泰瑞，等等。

of our drinks are named after their

inventors coke is John stiff Pemberton

soup sweet tea is Marian Cobell Tyree

sauce and so on

那么，你们想喝点什么吗？

我只要一杯水。

哦，抱歉，我要一杯“地球汗”。

好的，很好，完美。你们要不要薯条？要冰吗？

fries each unk's with that ice yes I'm

我需要你说“我要一杯带冰块的地球汗”。

sweat with freezy chunks please yum

听起来真不错，我给你们上一些玉米饼金字塔。

some flat maize pyramids for the table

好的，马上回来。

披萨里有奶酪吗？

是的，披萨里有奶酪，还要什么吗？

谢谢。

天哪，他太刻薄了。

发生了什么？服务员通常都很喜欢我们。

是时候展现魅力了。

right here Oh

迪恩，你最喜欢吃什么？

你现在要改变订单吗？我刚刚点了，我得打电话给他们。

order now I just put your order and I'd

不，不，当然不是。

我们不会知道的，好的，好吧。

他们不奇怪，我们应该给他们一个大额小费。

a really big tip or something yeah 25

25%的小费，完美。

50%的小费，谢谢，迪恩。

面包棒怎么样？

一份奶酪玉米片听起来不错。

让我把菜单收起来，以防你们想再点菜，我可以随时把它拿回来。

the way for I'll just hold on to it in

case you want to order more food I can

我真的需要很多菜单。

I'm really gonna need that many bad I

really need this menu

给我菜单，把它拿回来。

我在工作。

[Music]

谢谢，听起来不错，我马上把饮料拿来，我不需要写下来，我都记住了。

right out with those drinks I don't need

该死的博士椒，不，只是先生。皮布，就像博士椒，但我没上过医学院。

damn Dr Pepper no just mr. Pibb it's

好的，你确定不要可乐吗？

medical school

它像雪碧，但我晒黑了。

it's like a sprite but I got a tan I

我知道其他东西，先生。皮布，好的。

他的父母可能对他没上医学院感到很失望。

really disappointed that he didn't go to

medical school you know I'll go get

我去拿订单。

欢迎来到奥立佛花园，你们是来庆祝周年纪念日还是分手？

这太有趣了，就像DJ，我听说我们有生日，是的，是我的生日。

that's so funny like a DJ I hear we have

a birthday yes it's it's my birthday

特伦特，你现在多大了？

宝贝，又长了一岁，你活下来了，生日快乐，亲爱的特雷。

you survived happy birthday dear Trey

生日快乐，哦，快乐的日子，生日快乐。

检查一下，好的，我有一份油炸生菜三明治和一份无盐黄油汤。

thread check please

all right I have one fried lettuce

享受，谢谢。

enjoy thank you so much

你的账单在这里，不着急。

好的，好吧，我可以把这些盘子收走吗？不，我还没吃完，我刚拿到。

哦，好的，不着急，好的，这将是你的桌子，请随意等到他吃完。

just got him oh okay yeah no rush all

right and this will be your table feel

不着急，你好，我们很饿。

no rush though hi we're very hungry

不，不着急，你好，我的名字是不可发音的，今晚我将为你服务。

unpronounceable and I'll be waiting on

生日快乐，弗雷德，生日快乐，你又长了一岁。

哦，生日快乐。

oh the happy birthday

（笑声）

你现在多大了？生日快乐，宝贝。

这是一个生日幻觉，不是你的，是你的，不是你的，是你的。

生日汤姆，我正在唱生日歌，我唱得很大声，我唱得很自豪。

这是你的生日，我做了你的把戏。

I'm singing loud and I'm singing Proud

it's your birthday I did your trick

嘿。

该死，我穿着冰鞋，在声乐穿着裙子。

day at Sonic in dresses hey guys I

我想给你们介绍一个人，这是托德，我去休息时，他将代替我。

我只是想让你们知道，这不是你们的错，乔尼离开了，我不是来代替他的，也不是来拿走你们一起拥有的任何东西。

while I go on break I just want you guys

to know that it's not your fault Jonny

我们将创造新的回忆，我们不想成为，是的，我们不会叫你我们的服务员。

take away anything you guys had together

我们只会叫你你的名字，没关系，我们会到达的，我去给你们续杯。

wanna be yeah and we're not gonna call

you our server yeah we're just gonna

call you your first name that's okay

（音乐）

[Music]

所以我猜我们周末会得到托德，或者感谢你对延误的理解，但这是完全我的错。

or thank you for being so understanding

（掌声）

fault

[Applause]

你许愿吧，宝贝，现在是时候唱一首我刚写的新歌了。

不，请不要，你正在变老，朋友，但你的生活才刚刚开始。

你从一个婴儿开始，但你长成一个男人。

你会得到更多，当你赚到它时，这是一个规则，你必须为另一个而战。

是的，如果你把这个叫“怪怪的”，你会得到一个黑眼圈。

是的，我以为它们叫“史酷比”，规则一是你不要问它们是否叫“怪怪的”。

我有没有听到有人问它们是否叫“怪怪的”？

好吧，所以你要抓住这些手，你知道我还是会吃它的。

哦，是的，是的，我认为我们疯了。

call this a scoopy you will get a black

eye yeah I thought they were called

Scooby's rule number one is you don't

ask if they're called Scoobies did I

hear someone asking if they were called

Scoobies that's it all right so you're

gonna catch these hands you know I'll

你们太可爱了，我希望我能有你们的关系，我祝你们一切顺利，但也只有你我。

crazy

you guys are so cute I wish I could have

宝贝，看看你的头发。

我以为你喜欢它，我爱它。

迪恩也喜欢它，迪恩，回来，我要带你回家。

哦，是的，好吧，我希望你们喜欢我的臀部。

Dean loves it too Dean get back here I'm

taking or taking you home oh yeah

alright I hope you guys like my hips

扭动臀部，捡起可怜的孩子，在这里妥协。

她有胰岛素缺乏症，如果她得不到食物，她会变得很刺。

不着急，我不是那个总是被刺的人。

不，请继续盯着，不要吃任何东西，这会让我感觉好多了，也更刺了，谢谢。

天哪，是的，把她从刺东西的地方带走，任何有尖点的东西，你都想把她带走，因为她很好。

stabbed all the time

no please just keep staring don't eat

anything this makes it much better and

much more stabby for me so thank you oh

啊，啊，啊，啊，我的阑尾又发炎了，我告诉你，等你的双胞胎在子宫里。

最喜欢的宝贝长成一个男人，超人故事，有一个宝贝丹尼长成一个男人。

你好，让我告诉你今天的特别活动，我们为你挑选了一个视频，我们有一个斯莫什商店的链接，有一些新鲜的衣服。

我们有一个订阅按钮，如果你不这样做，我会找到你，打你，我只是开玩笑，我永远不会这样做。

或者我会，我疯了，我喜欢当服务员，长约翰银。

（音乐）

meant a nice twin in the womb

favorite baby grew into a man Superman

story there's a baby Danny grew into a

man in the world no hi let me tell you

about today's specials we have a video

picked out just for you we've got a link

to Smosh store with some fresh ass

clothing and we've got the subscribe

button down there and if you don't do

that I will find you and slap you I'm

just kidding I would never do that

or would i I'm crazy I love being a

waiter Long John Silver's

[Music]

[英语]

oh the best hey there folks my name is

Johnny I will be your server today now

have you all dined with us before oh

yeah we don't need no I haven't oh we've

got a newbie alright so let me give you

the rundown because things work a little

bit differently here at golden burrito

first off if you would like some service

use the appropriately colored flag green

is when you're ready to go order blue

has to do with beverages like when you

need a refill and white is when you're

ready for the check sounds great now let

me tell you a little bit about our

signature dishes Scoobies are what we

call hard shell tacos comfy Scoobies are

soft shell tacos and bedtime Scoobies

are quesadillas all right well now all

of our drinks are named after their

inventors coke is John stiff Pemberton

soup sweet tea is Marian Cobell Tyree

sauce and so on

so can I get you guys anything to drink

yeah I'd like just a water

oh oh it's sorry yeah I'd like a Earths

well okay great perfect would you like

fries each unk's with that ice yes I'm

gonna need you to say I'd like an earth

sweat with freezy chunks please yum

sounds so good now I'll get you guys

some flat maize pyramids for the table

okay be right back every waiter ever and

does the pizza come with cheese

yeah it's pizza anything else good

thanks

oh my god he's so mean yeah I don't know

what happened waiters usually love us

yeah it's time to turn on the charm

right here Oh

so Dean what are your favorite things to

eat here really you're gonna change your

order now I just put your order and I'd

have to call them in no no of course not

we would ever know okay good okay

they're not weird we should like leaving

a really big tip or something yeah 25

percent perfect great pizza thanks Dean

50 percent yeah

how we doing on breadsticks over here

and one order the cheesy nachos sounds

good let me just get those menus out of

the way for I'll just hold on to it in

case you want to order more food I can

just bring it back whenever you need it

I'm really gonna need that many bad I

really need this menu

give me the menu what this what it back

I'm doing my job

[Music]

thanks you guys sounds great I'll be

right out with those drinks I don't need

to write it down I remember everything

damn Dr Pepper no just mr. Pibb it's

like dr. pepper except I didn't go to

medical school

okay are you sure you don't want coke

it's like a sprite but I got a tan I

know other stuff mr. Pibb all right yeah

he's probably his parents are probably

really disappointed that he didn't go to

medical school you know I'll go get

those orders

welcome to Olive Garden now we're here

for an anniversary or a breakup

that's so funny like a DJ I hear we have

a birthday yes it's it's my birthday

Trent how old are you now how old are

you now baby boy another year older that

you survived happy birthday dear Trey

happy birthday to you oh happy happy

happy day happy happy birthday to you

thread check please

all right I have one fried lettuce

sandwich and an unsalted butter soup

enjoy thank you so much

also I have your check right here no

rush okay great hey can I get these

plates clear no I'm not I'm not done I

just got him oh okay yeah no rush all

right and this will be your table feel

free to hover until he's done eating

no rush though hi we're very hungry

no no rush though hi my name is

unpronounceable and I'll be waiting on

you tonight happy happy birthday to you

Fred happy birthday you have another ear

oh the happy birthday

[Laughter]

how old are you now happy birthday baby

boy it's a birthday trance it's not

yours it is yours not yours it is yours

birthday Tom it's the birthday song that

I'm singing loud and I'm singing Proud

it's your birthday I did your trick

Hey

oh crap I wear my ice skates my first

day at Sonic in dresses hey guys I

wanted to introduce you to someone this

is Todd he's gonna be taking over for me

while I go on break I just want you guys

to know that it's not your fault Jonny

left I'm not here to replace him or to

take away anything you guys had together

we'll make new memories well we don't

wanna be yeah and we're not gonna call

you our server yeah we're just gonna

call you your first name that's okay

we'll get there I'll go get your refills

[Music]

so I guess we get Todd on the weekends

or thank you for being so understanding

about the delay but it is entirely my

fault

[Applause]

you make wish baby and now time for a

new song that I have just written no

please please don't well you're getting

old a friend but your life is just begun

you started as a baby but you grew into

a man

you'll get more when you earn it that's

a rule here you have to fight to the

death for another one yeah and if you

call this a scoopy you will get a black

eye yeah I thought they were called

Scooby's rule number one is you don't

ask if they're called Scoobies did I

hear someone asking if they were called

Scoobies that's it all right so you're

gonna catch these hands you know I'll

still eat it oh yeah yeah I think we're

crazy

you guys are so cute I wish I could have

your relationship and I wish you guys

the best but also you me just you me I

mean babe look at your hair

I thought you liked it I love it

Dean loves it too Dean get back here I'm

taking or taking you home oh yeah

alright I hope you guys like my hips

take twisting pick up the poor kid step

in here and as we compromise

she has an insulin deficiency she gets

very stabby if she doesn't get her food

no rush though I'm not the one that gets

stabbed all the time

no please just keep staring don't eat

anything this makes it much better and

much more stabby for me so thank you oh

gosh you yeah keep her away from the

stabby things literally anything with a

point you want to keep her away from it

cuz she's good ah ah ah ah man my

appendix again used to share a much

smaller room I tell you wait your twin

meant a nice twin in the womb

favorite baby grew into a man Superman

story there's a baby Danny grew into a

man in the world no hi let me tell you

about today's specials we have a video

picked out just for you we've got a link

to Smosh store with some fresh ass

clothing and we've got the subscribe

button down there and if you don't do

that I will find you and slap you I'm

just kidding I would never do that

or would i I'm crazy I love being a

waiter Long John Silver's

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
server /ˈsɜːrvər/ B1	noun - 服务员 (fúwùyuán) - 在餐厅为顾客提供食物的人
signature /ˈsɪɡnəˌtʃər/ B2	adjective - 招牌的 (zhāopái de) - 最具特色的，著名的
beverages /ˈbevərɪdʒɪz/ B1	noun - 饮料 (yǐnliào) - 饮料
inventors /ɪnˈventərz/ B2	noun - 发明家 (fāmíngjiā) - 发明家
perfect /ˈpɜːrfɪkt/ A2	adjective - 完美的 (wánměi de) - 完美的
weird /wɪrd/ A2	adjective - 奇怪的 (qíguài de) - 奇怪的
delay /dɪˈleɪ/ B1	noun - 延迟 (yánchí) - 延迟
understanding /ˌʌndərˈstændɪŋ/ B1	noun - 理解 (lǐjiě) - 理解
memories /ˈmeməriz/ B1	noun - 回忆 (huíyì) - 回忆
relationship /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp/ B2	noun - 关系 (guānxì) - 关系
stab /stæb/ B1	verb - 刺 (cì) - 刺
appendix /əˈpendɪks/ C1	noun - 阑尾 (lánwěi) - 阑尾
twin /twɪn/ A2	noun - 双胞胎 (shuāngbāotāi) - 双胞胎
clothing /ˈkləʊðɪŋ/ A2	noun - 服装 (fúzhuāng) - 服装
waiter /ˈweɪtər/ A2	noun - 服务员 (fúwùyuán) - 在餐厅为顾客提供食物的男性