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[中文]

吉姆，

>> 怎么样，伙计？

>> 这不好笑。为什么我的东西在

里？

>> 哇，这很奇怪。订书机的美元。

非常好。

>> 是的，好吧，我不会为自己的

东西付钱。好的，我知道你这么做了，因为

你是自动售货机

家伙的朋友。

>> 哦，史蒂夫。

>> 是的，史蒂夫。

>> 你想要什么？我想要什么？

>> 哦，铅笔杯。

>> 哦，不，不，不，不，不。那是我的铅笔

杯。

>> 嗯，我不这么认为。我刚买的。

>> 呃，我想是的。你要把

交给我吗？我喜欢这些。

>> 好吧，好吧。

我的钱包。

>> 哦，就是这样。 J1

>> 这里。你知道，

>> 我没有五分钱。

哦，嘿，听着，吉姆。这里有一个关于绩效评估的

小技巧。告诉

迈克尔，我们应该储备更多

双标签马尼拉文件

文件夹。

>> 我们没有双标签马尼拉文件。

>> 哦，是的，我们知道。是的，这是一个新产品。

所以，你应该向他建议

，然后他一定会给你加薪

。

>> 好吧。

嗯，我不是要求加薪。我

实际上会要求减薪

。

>> 呃，这太愚蠢了。如果他把

给你怎么办？

>> 我赢了。

>> 你知道吗？今天剩下的时间我将把你

划出区域。好的。好的，我

需要保持专注，我不需要

明天或周日见你，请

不要给我打电话，我们会看看

周一的情况如何。

愚蠢的。

等等，等等。一件事。嗯，但是明天

你是说星期六，对吧？

>> 呃，呃。

>> 呃。

>> 今天是星期四，但德怀特认为

今天是星期五。

这就是我今天

下午要做的事情。

迈克尔和简绝对亲热了。哦，

>> 也许更多。

>> 哦，也是星期四，但是德怀特

认为今天是星期五，所以我们将继续

。

>> 耶。

>> 这是吉姆。现在是11点15分左右。我

想知道明天

你在做什么，也就是15号，也就是

...

>>星期六。

>> 星期六。那么，请告诉我

明天星期六

午餐你要做什么。好的。很快就和你谈谈。

>> 嘿，吉姆。

>> 嘿。怎么样了？

>> 天啊。昨晚你看到《学徒》

了吗？

>> 当然。每周四晚上举行，

，我怎么能错过呢？

>> 你能相信特朗普解雇了谁吗？

>> 不。这太令人难以置信了。

>> 谁？

>> 是谁？他解雇了谁？

>> 你没看到吗？

>> 不。昨晚我和我的

激光枪战队出去喝醉了。

>> 废话。周四晚上切勿外出。

我到底在想什么？

嘿，现在是 12:20。

德怀特到底在哪里？

>> 嗯，不知道。

>> 我从来没有错过过一天。

我在这里。我在这儿。

我在这里。没关系。

>> 苏珊，

>> 如果我告诉你我们

可以在

时间

>> 今天不工作的同时对德怀特恶作剧，你会怎么说？我准备给你15%。

>> 他正在经历分手。

>> 是的，我知道这一点。但他也

非常烦人。而且我不是一个

完美的人。

免费

在您的脸部机器中。

>> 你在想什么恶作剧？

>> 如果我告诉你我可以提供免费的

送货服务怎么办？当然，我会坚持。

不确定。刚刚有了自我意识。

有很多事情需要弄清楚。我想我

被编程为你的敌人。我认为

当涉及到

卖纸的时候，我的工作就是摧毁你。

完美。那么，让我从您那里获取一些基本的

信息。

>> 嗯。

对不起。嗯，很抱歉。呃，是的。呃，

你能再说一遍吗？

>> 好的。最大的力量。

>> 好的。

>> 像狗一样服从权威。

>> 不错。

>> 这听起来不太好。

>> 好的。好的。嗯，终极

团队合作者怎么样？

>> 德怀特很特别，但我不相信

他的才能在这个

办公室得到了发挥。所以 Pam 和我把他的简历

放到了 Monster.com、Google、Craigslist 上。

我们最感兴趣的是让德怀特离开州的工作

。嗯，

最好是阿拉斯加或印度。

>> 他是个枪迷。

>> 坚持己见。

坎伯兰米尔斯。

那么你是如何获得我的简历的？

哦，不。不，我很受宠若惊。不要

误会我的意思。我只是不确定

这是我的正式简历，还是

可能是一位满意的

客户在网上发布的内容。

武术

训练中说什么？

哦，好吧。我得

补充一下。能给我您的传真号码

吗？

>> 嘿。

>> 哦，呃 Pam，我可以在这里见你

秒吗？这很重要。所以，

>> 好的。

什么？

>> 这是什么？

>> 我在

停车场找到了德怀特的钱包。

>> 天啊。我们要做什么？

>> 我不知道。我不知道。我不知道

最好的表演是什么。呃，我们是要

把所有东西都撕掉，还是

在互联网上买一匹马？我的意思是，我

不知道该怎么办。你

觉得怎么样？

>> 我知道。我我知道该怎么做。

>> 好的。什么？

>> 好的。将所有内容原封不动地放回

你发现它的样子。

>> 好的。

>> 嘿，德怀特。吉姆和我在停车场找到了你的钱包

。

>> 你对它做了什么？

>> 什么也没有。

>> 我是认真的。你对它做了什么？

>> 德怀特，我发誓我们什么都没做。

不错的尝试。

取消卡。

取消

卡。

取消

卡。

>> 我总能战胜这一点。

>> 哦，真的吗？

嗯。

>> 是的。

>> 你会怎么做？

>> 精神控制。

>> 你不是认真的。

>> 这太荒谬了。你知道吗？呃，

你为什么不移动那个衣帽架呢？

对不起，大家。请注意

办公室。吉姆即将证明

他的心灵感应能力，他需要

绝对的安静。前进。

>> 好的，我会尝试的。

天啊。

我注意到

你们中的一些人对我的计划不满意。

所以，我希望您填写

并写下您

患有的任何您可能想要承保的疾病。

让我们看看我能做什么。

>> 好的。你知道吗，德怀特？我们无法

为您写下我们的疾病，因为

这是保密的。

>> 好的。好吧，我没有说写下你的

名字，是吗？填写它，

匿名，或者根本不写任何疾病

，这样就不会被承保。

听起来公平吗？好的。好的。我将在

我的办公室。

>> 工作区。

等等，你在写什么？不要写

埃博拉病毒或疯牛病。好的。

>> 因为我两者都受苦。 [笑声]

>> 我正在发明新的疾病。

>> 哦，太棒了。

>> 所以，假设我的牙齿

变成了液体

>> 然后它们从我的

喉咙后部滴下来。你管那叫什么？

>> 我以为你说过你正在发明

种疾病。这就是自发的牙齿

水解。

>> 不错。

>> 谢谢。

好吧。这是谁干的？

>> 我没有生气。我只是想知道是谁干的

，这样我就可以惩罚他们。

>> 你在说什么？

>> 呃，有人呃伪造了医疗

信息，这是重罪。

>> 好的。哇哦。好的。因为这是一个

相当激烈的指控。你怎么

知道它们是假的？呃，麻风病，

食肉细菌，

热狗手指，

>> 政府创造了致命的纳米机器人

感染。

>> 你做到了，不是吗？

>> 绝对不是。

>> 是的，你做到了。

>> 不，我没有。

>> 我知道是你。好吧，好吧。你知道

什么吗？我将不得不采访你们每一个人

，直到

肇事者曝光为止。

在那之前，任何人都不会获得

医疗保险。

杀手级纳米机器人。

>> 这是一种流行病。

>> 什么是德怀特糖尿病？

>> 太糟糕了。

>> 问题，吉姆，

>> 嗯。

>> 真正患有

疾病的人不会得到

他们需要的护理，因为

这个办公室里有人想出了所有这些

可笑的东西。

计算巧克力炎。

>> 听起来很难。

>> 你为什么写下来，吉姆？

是因为你知道我爱

乔尔克拉库拉伯爵吗？

>> 你是吗？

>> 我认为你需要承认

>> 事实。是的。

>> 那你在做什么？

>> 什么？

>> 这些是我的钥匙。

>> 祝你好运。

>> 吉姆。该死的。不。吉姆，让我出去。 JIM，

让

>> 浅灰色。

>> 吉姆·哈尔珀特。

>> 让我出去。

>> 这是谁？

>> 让我出去，否则你就会被解雇。不，你

不能解雇我。

>> 是的，我可以。我是当天的经理。

清理你的办公桌。

>> 好的。你能坚持一秒钟吗？我听到

呃嘟嘟声。

>> 吉姆·哈尔伯特。

>> 嘿，吉姆。是帕姆。

>> 嘿，帕姆。你好吗，

>> 吉姆？

>> 好。你好吗？

>> 我很好。不过，

周末令人兴奋。

>> 是的。

>> 是的。你要做什么？

>> 嗯，我没有打扰你吧？

>> 不，一点也不。

>> 你没事做吗？

>> 我没什么可做的。

>> 哦，太棒了。

>> 吉姆？

>> 嗯，是的。不，这个周末，没什么。我

并没有真正做任何事情。可能会去

购物中心。

>> 购物中心？

>> 我需要新鞋。

>> 哦，有趣。什么样的鞋子？

>> 停止吧。

>> 停止什么？

>> 你在谈论我和摩尔斯电码。

你知道吗？跟你开玩笑，因为我知道

摩尔斯电码。哈。

是的，这就是我们正在做的事情。在我们

非常有限的空闲时间和非常

有限的预算中，我们去找了一位保姆

，然后我们出去上了一门关于

的课程，这是一种非常过时且非常不必要的

沟通方式，这样我们就可以

在您面前谈论您。

>> 是的。这正是我们所做的。

>> 一切都始于德怀特

用脚轻敲桌腿时。

当我要求他停下来时，他说：“当你减掉婴儿体重时我

就会停下来。”

>> 很好。我一定是想象出来的。我

道歉。

雷管。

雷管。在哪里？迈克尔.

>> 吉姆，你在点击雷管吗？

>> 这是一支笔。

>> 迈克尔，来吧。

>> 回去工作吧，德怀特。请。

好的。

嘿，点按即可。

好的，我们走吧。邓德

米夫林的女士们。嘿，我们应该打印一份日历

。帕姆，把它放在我的好

创意文件夹中。

>> 我们走吧。

>> 草图画完了吗？

>> 是的。

>> H 似乎不是这种类型。

>> 呃，菲利斯看起来不错。

>> 我打算把这个变态的脸

到处都贴上。

你可以逃跑，但你无法隐藏。

Dunder Muffin Paper/Sexpredator 热线。

这是德怀特·弗鲁特。

>> 嘿，德怀特。是吉姆。

>> 吉姆，你在做什么？我很忙。

>> 不，你不是。我正看着

你。

>> 我要挂断电话。

>>

我没有关于这个前

掠夺者的信息吗？

>> 您有关于这位前

掠食者的信息吗？

>> 我两分钟前看到了他。

>> 在哪里？

>> 在女卫生间水槽上方。

反

闪烁专案组。

水槽上方。水槽上方。

帕姆。

吉姆。

嗯，嘿，我现在需要给你

圣诞礼物，因为嗯，好吧，

我就告诉你

>> 什么。

>> 在过去的几个月里，我一直

从中央情报局向德怀特寄信。

>> 你是认真的吗？

>> 他们正在考虑让他执行一项绝密

任务。

这是他的申请。在这里

，我让他列出了他

承诺永远不会透露的每一个秘密。

>> 去年，我的老板 Michael Scott 请了

一天假，因为他说自己得了肺炎，

但实际上他很早就出发去

魔法营了。

>> 哇。

>> 所以，这是礼物。你可以决定

他的绝​​密任务是什么。

>> 抱歉我没有抓住它。

>> 光。

>> 夜晚。

哦，你知道吗？抱歉，我忘了

告诉你。我早些时候截获了一条传输

，看来中央情报局

需要在位于兰利的

总部将其清除，以进行培训和

与其他

特工的冰淇淋社交活动。

>> 我们应该给他买一张公交车票，让

他的旅行更轻松。

>> 哦，不。那将非常糟糕。

>> 花费 75 美元。

好吧，也许中央情报局可以派出一架

直升机。

您已受到威胁。中止

任务。毁掉手机。

毁掉手机。

早上好，德怀特。

你是谁？

我是谁？我是吉姆。我们已经一起工作

12 年了。我们是贾格·德怀特。

>> 你不是吉姆。吉姆不是亚洲人。

>> 你真的没有注意到吗？嘿，向你致敬

，因为你没有看到比赛。

好吧，那么。吉姆，呃，你为什么不

告诉我你昨天

进行的那次销售？

>> 呃，Wellington Systems 向他们出售了 10

箱 24 磅信纸。或者你

谈论的是克雷格或墨菲？因为

我还没有关闭那个。但我

希望收到 Paul

Creger 发来的语音邮件在等我。

>> 请输入您的密码。

您有一种新方法。

>> 你怎么样 不，不，不，不。这是

敏感信息，仅适用于

名员工，而不是外部人员。

>> 德怀特，别说了。我正在努力工作。

>> 你不在这里工作。你不是吉姆。

>> 吉姆，我为我们预订了晚餐。

希腊语 7:30。

>> 哦，太棒了。等不及了。

>> 吉姆今天早上去看牙医，

史蒂夫是我们的演员朋友。我

不知道你是谁，但你不是

吉姆。这是吉姆。

哦，伙计。呃，

怎么了 >> 嘿，吉姆。

>> 我可以和你聊聊吗？

>> 当然。这是怎么回事？

>> 嗯，我不知道。我简直要发疯了，因为我一直无意中听到迈克尔和公司之间关于

...

对话

>>。

员工问题的所有

>> 哦不。

>> 是的。他让我记下这些

会议的笔记，我觉得这些人是我的

朋友。但他好像这一切都是

保密的。你不能告诉任何人。

但是

>> 我不知道。我只是觉得我想要

>> 向我保证你不会说

任何事情。

>> 我不会，我不会告诉你我之间的任何人

。是的，

>> 大奖。

太漂亮了。也是她的全部想法。

太棒了。

她太棒了。

>> 好的，事情就这样了。好的。帕姆

说，其中一个联盟将在

会议。

梅雷迪思生日期间在仓库举行

>> 天啊。我们必须在那里。

>> 我知道，但这会有点

困难，因为没有好地方可以

隐藏。

>> 不，不，是的，有。

架子后面。我的天啊。

>> 什么？什么？什么？

>> 我知道。我清楚地知道该怎么做。

太棒了。

>> 所以，你希望我留在这里，你

知道，站在盒子旁边或

>> 不，你需要上楼去参加聚会

，这样人们就不会注意到我们都

走了。

>> 对。那挺好的。

>> 我可以相信吉姆吗？我不知道。我有

选择吗？不，坦率地说，我不这么认为。我会吗

相信吉姆吗？是的。我应该相信吉姆吗？

你告诉我。

>> 他在一个盒子里。看看他。他在

盒子里。他在楼下

层货架附近的一个盒子里。我是认真的。去

那里发挥你的魔力。

>> 那是某人的吗？

>> 是的。不，我要把这个留给德怀特。

>> 来吧。成为一名团队合作者。

>> 这个剪辑。

>> 嘿，你在哪里？是的，我们

应该在这里见面。

什么？

天哪。

这与迈克尔之前告诉我的事情

完全吻合。

我只是不知道一些从事会计工作的

人会

做什么。它特别指出

>> 我有一些完全超出

框的东西。

>> 哦，告诉我。告诉我。

>> 好的。我刚刚说服德怀特

他需要去斯坦福德监视

我们的另一个分支机构。不，不，不。但在

他这样做之前，我告诉他，如果我们能让他开车到

染发以卧底

。

康涅狄格州并在他的

头发中加入过氧化氢，他应该

>> 这到底是什么？你

想要占领一个领域什么的？

>> 不，伙计。不，伙计。不，伙计。我只是

听。哇哦。

>> 天哪，我什至不知道如何

解释这一点。嗯嗯德怀特要求我

加入联盟，然后嗯嗯我们

我们只是因为整个联盟的事情而惹恼了他呃

。嗯

>> 这只是办公室恶作剧。

>> 这很愚蠢。这只是办公室的恶作剧。

>> 联盟？他到底在说什么

？

>> 我完全不知道。

>> 来吧。

我对背叛吉姆感到难过吗？根本不是

。这就是游戏。让他相信

我们是联盟。获取一些

信息。把他们丢给狼吧。

这就是政治，宝贝。从某人身上获取你能

的东西，然后粉碎他们。我认为

吉姆可能学到了非常有价值的

教训。

>> 那是什么课？

>> 他不应该在这里。

>> [音乐]

[音乐]

[英语]

Jim,

>> what's up, buddy?

>> This is not funny. Why is my stuff in

here?

>> Wow, that's weird. Dollar for a stapler.

That's pretty good.

>> Yeah, well, I'm not paying for my own

stuff. Okay, I know you did this cuz

you're friends with the vending machine

guy.

>> Oh, Steve.

>> Yeah, Steve.

>> What do you want? What do I want?

>> Ooh, pencil cup.

>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's my pencil

cup.

>> Um, I don't think so. I just bought it.

>> Uh, I think so. And you're going to hand

it over to me? I love these.

>> Okay, fine.

My wallet.

>> Oh, there it is. J1

>> here. You know,

>> I don't have any nickels.

Oh, hey, listen, Jim. Here's a little

tip for your performance review. Tell

Michael that we should be stocking more

of the double tabbed manila file

folders.

>> We don't have double tab manila file.

>> Oh, yes we do. Yeah, it's a new product.

So, you should just suggest that to him

and then he'll be sure to give you a

raise.

>> All right.

Well, I'm not asking for a raise. I'm

going to actually be asking for a pay

decrease.

>> Uh, that is so stupid. What if he gives

it to you?

>> I win.

>> You know what? I am going to zone you

out for the rest of today. Okay. Okay, I

need to stay focused and I don't have to

see you tomorrow or Sunday and please

don't call me and we'll see how things

go on Monday.

Stupid.

Wait, wait. One thing. Um, but tomorrow

you mean Saturday, right?

>> Uh, duh.

>> Duh.

>> Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks

that it's Friday.

And that's what I'll be working on this

afternoon.

Michael and Jan definitely made out. Oh,

>> maybe more.

>> Oh, also it is Thursday, but Dwight

thinks it's Friday, so we'll keep that

going.

>> Yay.

>> This is Jim. It is about 11:15. And I

wanted to know what you were up to

tomorrow, which is the 15th, and that is

a

>> Saturday.

>> Saturday. So, just let me know what

you're doing tomorrow, Saturday, for

lunch. Okay. Talk to you soon.

>> Hey, Jim.

>> Hey. How's it going?

>> Oh my god. Did you see The Apprentice

last night?

>> Of course. It's on every Thursday night,

so how can I miss it?

>> Can you believe who Trump fired?

>> No. That was unbelievable.

>> Who?

>> Who was it? Who did he fire?

>> You didn't see it?

>> No. I went out and got drunk with my

laser tag team last night.

>> Crap. Never go out on a Thursday night.

What the hell was I thinking?

Hey, it's 12:20. Where the hell's

Dwight?

>> Um, no idea.

>> Never missed a day in my ass.

I'm here. I'm here.

I'm here. It's okay.

>> Susan,

>> what would you say if I told you we

could pull a prank on Dwight at the same

time not be working

>> today? I'm prepared to give you 15%.

>> He's going through a breakup.

>> Yeah, I'm aware of that. But he's also

being super annoying. And I'm not a

perfect person.

FREE

IN YOUR FACE MACHINES.

>> What kind of prank are you thinking?

>> What if I told you I could offer free

shipping? Sure, I'll hold.

Not sure. Just became self-aware.

So much to figure out. I think I am

programmed to be your enemy. I think it

is my job to destroy you when it comes

to selling paper.

Perfect. So, let me just get some basic

information from you.

>> Mhm.

I'm sorry. Um, so sorry. Uh, yes. Uh,

could you repeat that?

>> Okay. Greatest strength.

>> Okay.

>> A doglike obedience to authority.

>> Nice.

>> That doesn't sound good.

>> Okay. Okay. Um, how about the ultimate

team player?

>> Dwight is special, but I don't believe

that his talents are being used in this

office. So Pam and I have put his resume

on Monster.com, Google, Craigslist.

We're really interested most in jobs

that take Dwight out of state. Um,

preferably Alaska or India.

>> He's a gun nut.

>> Sticks to his guns.

Cumberland Mills.

And how did you get my resume?

Oh, no. No. I'm very flattered. Don't

get me wrong. I'm just not sure that

it's my official resume or if it's

something that maybe a satisfied

customer posted online.

What does it say under martial arts

training?

Oh, okay. I'm going to have to

supplement that. Could I have your fax

number?

>> Hey.

>> Oh, uh Pam, can I see you in here for a

second? It's uh important. So,

>> okay.

What?

>> What is this?

>> I found Dwight's wallet in the parking

lot.

>> Oh my god. What are we going to do?

>> I don't know. I don't know. I don't know

what the best play is. Uh, do we tear

everything up or do we

buy a horse on the internet? I mean, I

don't know what to do. What do you

think?

>> I know. I I know what to do.

>> Okay. What?

>> Okay. Put everything back exactly how

you found it.

>> Okay.

>> Hey, Dwight. Jim and I found your wallet

in the parking lot.

>> What did you do to it?

>> Nothing.

>> I'm serious. What did you do to it?

>> Dwight, I swear we didn't do anything.

Nice try.

Cancel card.

Cancel

card.

Cancel

card.

>> I could always kind of win over that.

>> Oh, really?

Mhm.

>> Yeah.

>> How would you do that?

>> Mind control.

>> You can't be serious.

>> That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh,

why don't you move that coat rack?

Excuse me, everyone. Attention in the

office, please. Jim is about to prove

his telekinetic powers, and he needs

absolute silence. Go ahead.

>> Okay, I'll try.

Oh my god.

It has been brought to my attention that

some of you are unhappy with my plan.

So, what I'd like you to do is to fill

this out and write down any diseases you

have that you might want covered. And

let's see what I can do.

>> Okay. You know what, Dwight? We can't

write our diseases down for you because

that's confidential.

>> Okay. Well, I didn't say to write your

name down, did I? Fill it out, leave it

anonymous, or don't write any disease

down at all, and it won't be covered.

Sound fair? Good. All right. I'll be in

my office.

>> Workspace.

Wait, what are you writing? Don't write

Ebola or mad cow disease. All right.

>> Cuz I'm suffering from both. [laughter]

>> I'm inventing new diseases.

>> Oh, great.

>> So, like, let's say that my teeth turned

to liquid

>> and then they drip down the back of my

throat. What you call that?

>> I thought you said you were inventing

diseases. That's spontaneous dental

hydroplosion.

>> Nice.

>> Thank you.

All right. Who did this?

>> I'm not mad. I just want to know who did

it so I can punish them.

>> What are you talking about?

>> Uh, someone uh forged medical

information and that is a felony.

>> Okay. Whoa. All right. Cuz that's a

pretty intense accusation. How do you

know that they're fake? Uh, leprosy,

flesh eating bacteria,

hot dog fingers,

>> government created killer nanoobot

infection.

>> You did this, didn't you?

>> Absolutely not.

>> Yes, you did.

>> No, I didn't.

>> I know it was you. Okay, fine. You know

what? I'm going to have to interview

each and every one of you until the

perpetrator makes him or herself known.

And until that time, there will be no

healthcare coverage for anyone.

killer nano robot.

>> It's an epidemic.

>> What is dwight diabetes?

>> It's awful.

>> The problem, Jim,

>> Mhm.

>> is that people who are really suffering

from a medical condition won't receive

the care they need because someone in

this office is coming up with all this

ridiculous stuff.

Count chocolitis.

>> Sounds tough.

>> Why did you write that down, Jim?

Is it because you know I love Count

Choulcracula?

>> Do you?

>> I think you need to confess

>> the fact. Yep.

>> That What are you doing?

>> What?

>> Those are my keys.

>> Good luck.

>> Jim. Damn it. NO. JIM, LET ME OUT. JIM,

let

>> the light gray.

>> Jim Halpert.

>> Let me out.

>> Who is this?

>> Let me out or you're fired. No, you

can't fire me.

>> Yes, I can. I'm manager for the day.

Clean out your desk.

>> Okay. Can you hold on one second? I'm

getting the uh beep.

>> Jim Halbert.

>> Hey, Jim. It's Pam.

>> Hey, Pam. How are you,

>> Jim?

>> Good. How are you?

>> I'm doing okay. Getting excited for the

weekend, though.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. What are you up to?

>> Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?

>> No, not at all.

>> You don't have anything you're doing?

>> I have nothing to do.

>> Oh, great.

>> Jim?

>> Um, yeah. No, this weekend, nothing. I'm

not really doing anything. might go to

the mall.

>> The mall?

>> I need new shoes.

>> Oh, interesting. What kind of shoes?

>> Stop it.

>> Stop what?

>> You're talking about me and Morse code.

You know what? Jokes on you, cuz I know

Morse code. Ha.

Yeah, that's what we're doing. In our

very limited free time and with our very

limited budget, we went and got a nanny

and then we went out and took a class on

a very outmoded and very unnecessary

form of communication just so we could

talk about you in front of you.

>> Yep. That's exactly what we did.

>> It all started when Dwight was tapping

his foot against the leg of his desk.

When I asked him to stop, he said, "I

will when you lose the baby weight."

>> Very well. I must have imagined it. I

apologize.

Detonator.

Detonator. Where? Michael.

>> Jim, are you clicking a detonator?

>> It's a pen.

>> Michael, come on.

>> Get back to work, Dwight. Please.

Fine.

Hey, tap away.

Okay, let's go. Ladies of Dunder

Mifflin. Hey, we should have a calendar

printed up. Pam, put that in my good

idea folder.

>> Let's go.

>> Are you finished with the sketch?

>> Yeah.

>> H doesn't seem like the type.

>> Uh, Phyllis got a good look.

>> I plan on plastering this pervert's face

everywhere.

You can run, but you cannot hide.

Dunder Muffin Paper/Sexpredator Hotline.

This is Dwight Fruit.

>> Hey, Dwight. It's Jim.

>> Jim, what are you doing? I'm busy.

>> No, you're not. I'm looking right at

you.

>> I'm hanging up.

>> Don't

I have information about this ex

predator?

>> You have information about this ex

predator?

>> I saw him two minutes ago.

>> Where?

>> In the women's bathroom above the sink.

Anti-

flashing task force.

Above the sink. Above the sink.

Pam.

Jim.

Um, hey, I need to give you your

Christmas gift now because um, well,

I'll just tell you

>> what.

>> For the past few months, I've been

sending Dwight letters from the CIA.

>> Are you serious?

>> They're considering him for a top secret

mission.

There's his application. And this is

where I made him list every secret he

promised he'd never ever tell.

>> Last year, my boss, Michael Scott, took

a day off cuz he said he had pneumonia,

but really he was leaving early to go to

Magic Camp.

>> Wow.

>> So, here's the gift. You get to decide

what his top secret mission is.

>> Sorry I didn't grab it.

>> Light.

>> Night.

Oh, you know what? Sorry, I forgot to

tell you. I intercepted a transmission

earlier, and it seems that the CIA is

going to need to wipe it down in their

headquarters at Langley for training and

an ice cream social with the other

agents.

>> We should get him a bus ticket to make

his trip easier.

>> Oh, no. That would be very bad.

>> It cost $75.

Well, maybe the CIA could send a

helicopter.

You have been compromised. Abort

mission. Destroy phone.

Destroy phone.

Morning, Dwight.

Who are you?

Who am I? I'm Jim. We've been working

together for 12 years. We're Jug Dwight.

>> You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian.

>> You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats

off to you for not seeing race.

All right, then. Jim, uh, why don't you

tell me about that sale that you made

yesterday?

>> Uh, Wellington Systems sold them 10

cases of 24 lb letter stock. Or were you

talking about Creger or Murphy? Because

I didn't close that one yet. But I'm

hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul

Creger waiting for me.

>> Please enter your password.

You have one new method.

>> How did you No, no, no, no. That is

sensitive information only for

employees, not outsiders.

>> Dwight, cut it out. I'm trying to work.

>> You don't work here. You're not Jim.

>> Jim, I got us that dinner reservation.

Greek go 7:30.

>> Oh, great. Can't wait.

>> Jim's at the dentist this morning, and

Steve is an actor friend of ours. I

don't know who you are, but you are not

Jim. This is Jim.

Oh, dude. Uh, how did

>> Hey, Jim.

>> Can I talk to you for a second?

>> Sure. What's up?

>> Um, I don't know. I'm just like going a

little crazy cuz I keep overhearing all

of these conversations

>> between Michael and corporate about like

staff issues.

>> Oh no.

>> Yeah. He's making me take notes on these

meetings and I'm like these people are

my friends. But he's all like this is

confidential. You can't tell anybody.

But

>> I don't know. I just feel like I want to

>> just promise me you're not going to say

anything.

>> I will not I'm not going to tell anybody

between you and me. Yeah,

>> jackpot.

That was beautiful. All her idea, too.

Awesome.

She's so great.

>> Okay, here's the deal. All right. Pam

says that one of the alliances is

meeting in the warehouse during

Meredith's birthday.

>> Oh my god. We have to be there.

>> I know, but it's going to be a little

tough because there's no good place to

hide.

>> No. No. Yes, there is. Behind the

shelves. Oh my god.

>> What? What? What?

>> I know. I know exactly what to do.

Great.

>> So, you want me to stay here and, you

know, stand next to the box or

>> No, you need to go upstairs to the party

so people don't notice that we're both

gone.

>> Right. That's good.

>> Can I trust Jim? I don't know. Do I have

a choice? No. Frankly, I don't. Will I

trust Jim? Yes. Should I trust Jim?

You tell me.

>> He's in a box. Look at him. He's in a

box. He's downstairs in a box on the

floor near the shelves. I'm serious. Go

down there and work your magic.

>> Is that somebody's?

>> Yeah. No, I'm saving this for Dwight.

>> Come on. Be a team player.

>> This clip.

>> Hey, where are you? Yeah, we were

supposed to meet here.

What?

Oh my gosh.

That ties in perfectly with something

that Michael was telling me earlier.

I just don't know what some of the

people in like accounting are going to

do. It said specifically that

>> I have something that totally tops the

box.

>> Oh, tell me. Tell me.

>> Okay. I have just convinced Dwight that

he needs to go to Stamford and spy on

our other branch. No, no, no. But before

he does so, I told him that he should

dye his hair to go undercover

if we can get him to drive to

Connecticut and put peroxide in his

hair.

>> What the hell is this? What are you

trying to cop a field or something?

>> No, dude. No, dude. No, dude. I was just

listen. Whoa.

>> God, I don't even I don't even know how

to explain this. Um uh Dwight asked me

to be in an alliance and then um um we

were we've just been messing with him uh

because of the whole alliance thing. Um

>> it's just office pranks.

>> It's stupid. It's just office pranks.

>> An alliance? What the hell is he talking

about?

>> I have absolutely no idea.

>> Come on.

Do I feel bad about betraying Jim? Not

at all. That's the game. Convince him

we're in an alliance. Get some

information. Throw them to the wolves.

That's politics, baby. Get what you can

out of someone, then crush them. I think

Jim might have learned a very valuable

lesson.

>> What lesson was that?

>> He's not supposed to be in here.

>> [music]

[music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
buddy ˈbʌdi A1	noun - 朋友
funny ˈfʌni A1	adjective - 有趣的
weird wɪrd A2	adjective - 奇怪的
stapler ˈsteɪplər A1	noun - 订书机
vending ˈvɛndɪŋ B1	verb - 通过自动售货机销售
machine məˈʃiːn A1	noun - 机器
review rɪˈvjuː B1	noun - 评论
performance pərˈfɔːrməns A2	noun - 表现
stock stɒk B1	noun - 库存
decrease dɪˈkriːs B1	verb - 减少
stupid ˈstjuːpɪd A2	adjective - 愚蠢的
focused ˈfəʊkəst B1	adjective - 集中的
prank præŋk A2	noun - 恶作剧
annoying əˈnɔɪɪŋ A2	adjective - 令人讨厌的
perfect ˈpɜːfɪkt A1	adjective - 完美的
shipping ˈʃɪpɪŋ B1	noun - 运输
aware əˈwɛər B1	adjective - 意识到的
resume rɪˈzjuːm B1	noun - 简历
flattered ˈflætərd B1	adjective - 受宠若惊的
official əˈfɪʃəl A2	adjective - 正式的

重点语法结构

• I'm not paying for my own stuff.

  ➔ 现在进行时（否定）

  ➔ 动词短语 **"am not paying"** 使用现在进行时表示正在进行的动作，**"not"** 使其否定。

• Tell Michael that we should be stocking more of the double‑tabbed manila file folders.

  ➔ 情态动词 "should" + be + -ing（建议）

  ➔ **"should be stocking"** 将情态动词 **"should"** 与进行时 **"be stocking"** 结合，表达礼貌建议。

• I don't have any nickels.

  ➔ 一般现在时否定与 "any"

  ➔ 否定形式 **"don't have"** 属于一般现在时，**"any"** 在否定句中表示不确定的数量。

• Could you repeat that?

  ➔ 用于礼貌请求的情态动词 "could"

  ➔ **"Could"** 让提问更柔和，形成礼貌请求：**"Could you repeat that?**

• If we suggest that to him, he'll be sure to give you a raise.

  ➔ 第一条件句（if + 一般现在时，will + 动词原形）

  ➔ **"If we suggest that to him"** 在 if 后使用一般现在时，主句 **"he'll be sure to give you a raise"** 用 will 表示可能的未来结果。

• I think I am programmed to be your enemy.

  ➔ 被动语态（一般现在时被动）

  ➔ **"am programmed"** 是 **"program"** 的被动形式，表示主语是动作的接受者。

• I love these.

  ➔ 一般现在时用于习惯性动作

  ➔ **"I love"** 使用一般现在时，表示一种普遍的感受或当前的习惯。

• I'm going to actually be asking for a pay decrease.

  ➔ 用 "be going to" + 动词原形表示将来意图

  ➔ **"am going to be asking"** 结合了表示未来计划的 **"be going to"** 与进行时 **"be asking"**，强调即将发生的动作。

• You shouldn't write Ebola or mad cow disease.

  ➔ 情态动词 "shouldn't" + 动词原形（否定建议）

  ➔ **"shouldn't"** 表示强烈的否定建议：**"You shouldn't write..."**。

• Let's go.

  ➔ 祈使句（包含 “let's”）

  ➔ **"Let's"** 是 **"let us"** 的缩写，构成包含说话者和听者的祈使句，鼓励共同动作。