what next blow a bubble a bubble's good
00:00
it's got a uh boyish charm it's
00:03
impish here we
00:07
[Laughter]
00:13
go nice going imp okay okay it it's okay
00:20
all I need to do is reach over and put
00:25
it back in my mouth
00:27
good save we're back on track and
00:32
I'm chewing someone else's
00:35
gum this is not my gum oh my God oh my
00:40
God and now you're
00:44
choking are you all
00:48
right oh my God you're choking
00:51
yes thank you that
01:01
was that was
01:04
Perfection here's the thing Janice you
01:09
know I mean it's like we're different
01:11
you know I'm like the bing bing bing
01:12
you're like the boom boom boom Oh my God
01:14
I'm so
01:18
sorry this is the worst breakup in the
01:20
history of the world oh my
01:23
God okay how many of those have you had
01:27
oh I don't know a
01:30
million Chan easy easy go to go to your
01:32
happy
01:36
[Music]
01:37
place I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine all
01:39
right I'm not fine here she comes she's
01:42
kind wait here okay what breathe
01:44
[Laughter]
02:01
how do you do that I it's like a gift
02:06
can I use your phone yeah U but for
02:09
future reference um that thing in your
02:12
hand can also be used as a
02:13
phone yes it's
02:19
working why isn't she calling me back
02:23
maybe she never got your message you
02:26
know if you want you can call her
02:27
machine and if she has a lot of beeps
02:29
that means she probably didn't get her
02:31
messages yet you don't think that makes
02:32
me seem a little desperate needy
02:35
pathetic ah you obviously saw my
02:38
personal
02:40
ad how many beeps she
02:43
answered you see this is where you'd use
02:48
that hello word we talked about I'm not
02:50
going to talk to her she obviously got
02:53
my message and is choosing not to call
02:55
me now I'm needy and snubbed
02:56
God I miss just being
03:00
needy can you see my nipples through
03:06
this
03:08
shirt no but don't worry I'm sure
03:11
they're still
03:14
there where are you going Mr Su man well
03:15
I have an appointment to see Dr Robert
03:19
pilman career counselor
03:21
Agogo I added the
03:24
Agogo career counselor hey you guys all
03:26
know what you want to do I
03:29
don't hey you guys in the living room
03:32
all know what you want to do you know
03:35
you have goals you have dreams I don't
03:37
have a dream uh the Lesser known I don't
03:40
have a dream
03:42
speech oh I love my life I love my life
03:45
a Bryant
03:49
song the meeting with that guy went
03:52
great so great he showed me where the
03:55
restaurant's going to be it's it's it's
03:57
this cute cute little place on tth
03:59
street it's not too big it's not too
04:00
small it's just right was it formerly
04:02
owned by a blonde woman and some bears
04:04
[Music]
04:12
[Music]
04:19
so pretty
04:58
this must have cost him a fortune I
05:00
can't believe he did this come on Ross
05:02
remember back in college when he fell in
05:03
love with Carol and bought her that
05:05
ridiculously expensive Crystal
05:06
duck what did you just
05:09
say crystal duck
05:23
[Applause]
05:27
no no no the um the love
05:30
part
05:36
Fon oh my
05:41
god oh no no no no that's good just keep
05:44
rubbing your head that'll turn back
05:49
time this is UN unbelievable I mean this
05:58
is unbelievable I know this is really
06:01
really huge no it's not it's small it's
06:04
tiny it's petite it's
06:07
we uhuh I don't think any of our lives
06:09
are ever going to be the same ever
06:12
again okay is there a mute button on
06:15
this woman four letters Circle or hoop
06:17
ring damn it ring
06:22
thanks hey you know our phone's not
06:27
working
06:29
what I tried to call you from the coffee
06:31
shop there was no answer I turned it off
06:33
Mother of God I turned it
06:37
off just like you told her you
06:39
did just pointing out the
06:42
irony oh I miss you
06:45
already can you believe this happened no
06:49
no and yet it
06:54
did goodbye Janice kiss me
06:56
oh Chandler
07:03
sorry oh Chandler
07:04
sorry hey Janice I'm Monica okay well
07:09
this was very
07:13
special great you g see who's out
07:15
here what's going oh my God
07:19
Janice Janice is going to go away now
07:24
I'll be right back
07:30
oh Joey look who it is
07:32
whoa oh good Joey's home now this is so
07:38
much fun this is like a reunion in the
07:43
hall oh hi Ross yeah there's someone I
07:48
want you to say hi
07:51
to he just happened to go Hello Ross yes
07:53
that's right it's me how did you know
07:57
laying off people in every Department
08:00
Hey listen I know I came in late last
08:02
week but I slept funny and my hair was
08:04
very very SC Not you
08:05
relax ever have to fire
08:10
anyone
08:13
Nina
08:16
Nina
08:19
Nina
08:23
n are you
08:25
okay yes yes I
08:28
am uh listen the reason that I called
08:30
you in here today was
08:33
uh please don't hate
08:36
me
08:38
what would you like to have dinner
08:41
[Music]
08:49
sometime and that's the Chrysler
08:56
Building right there oh
08:58
Nina Mr
09:00
Douglas cool
09:02
tie she's still here yes yes she
09:07
is didn't I memo you on this see after I
09:11
let her go uh I got a call from her
09:14
psychiatrist Dr fan and and Dr Flynn and
09:17
Dr
09:20
Flynn and uh he informed me that uh she
09:21
took the news rather badly in fact he he
09:24
mentioned the word Frenzy
09:27
you're kidding she seems so oh no no nah
09:30
she
09:32
is in fact if you asked her right now
09:34
she would have no recollection of being
09:37
fired at all none at
09:39
all that's unbelievable and yet
09:41
believable so I've decided not to fire
09:44
her again until I can be assured that
09:47
she will be no threat to herself or
09:48
others I see I guess you never really
09:51
know what's going on inside a person's
09:54
head well I guess that's why they call
09:56
it psychology G
09:58
[Music]
10:02
sir they're tiny and chubby and so sweet
10:03
to touch soon they'll grow up and resent
10:07
you so
10:11
much now they're Ying at you and you
10:13
don't know why and you cry and you cry
10:17
and you
10:20
cry and you cry and you cry and you
10:22
thanks Ross yeah I'm paying you to stop
10:26
okay
10:29
oh look twins my guys oh cute
10:31
cute no fair I don't even have one how
10:35
come they get two you'll get one oh yeah
10:39
when all right I'll tell you what when
10:43
we're 40 if neither of us are married
10:45
what do you say you and I get together
10:48
and have one why won't I be married when
10:50
I'm
10:52
40 oh no no no I I just meant
10:53
hypothetically okay hypothetically why
10:55
won't I be married when I'm 40
10:57
no no no no no what is it seriously is
10:59
there something fundamentally
11:02
unmarriable about
11:03
me uh uh
11:04
well dear God this this parachute is a
11:07
napsack mom everything's going fine
11:11
really yeah Ross is great he's a he's in
11:14
a whole other place no he's
11:17
gone no no you you don't have to fly
11:21
back
11:23
really what do you mean this might be
11:24
your only chance would you stop I'm only
11:26
26 I'm I'm not even thinking about
11:29
babies
11:31
yet we're in a virtual
11:42
snow you go
11:50
kids and then the peacock bit
11:52
me please kiss me at midnight
11:55
you seen Sandy o uh I don't know how to
12:03
tell you this but uh she's in Monica's
12:06
bedroom getting it on with Max that
12:08
scientist
12:09
geek oh look at that I didn't know how
12:11
to tell
12:12
you everybody the ball is ding
12:14
what the ball is
12:19
ding it'll be midnight and the moment of
12:24
joy is upon us
12:28
looks like that no date pack thing
12:30
worked
12:32
out everybody looks so happy I hate that
12:32
not everybody's happy hey
12:36
Bobby happy
12:42
new you know I uh just thought I'd throw
12:45
this out here I'm no math whz but I do
12:48
believe there are three girls and three
12:50
guys right
12:52
here oh I don't feel like kissing anyone
12:55
tonight
12:58
I can't kiss anyone so I'm kissing
12:59
everyone no no no you can't kiss Ross
13:03
that's your brother oh yeah perfect
13:05
perfect so now everybody's going to kiss
13:08
but me all right somebody kiss me
13:09
somebody kiss me it's midnight somebody
13:11
kiss somebody kiss me it's midnight
13:13
[Applause]
13:16
it's
13:22
huh wow it's huge it's so much bigger
13:23
than the cubicle
13:28
oh this is a
13:30
cube look at
13:32
this you have a
13:37
window yes indeedy with a beautiful view
13:40
of oh look that guy's
13:44
peeing okay that's enough for the view
13:47
all right check this out look at this
13:50
okay sit down here okay okay this is
13:52
great this is
13:55
great yeah
13:56
Helen could you come in here for a
13:59
moment thank you Helen that'll be
14:06
all last time I do that I
14:10
promise you pick one just pick one here
14:17
how about that one that's patio
14:21
furniture for what like people are going
14:24
to come in and think uh-oh I'm outside
14:26
again
14:28
F what about the
14:30
birds I don't know Birds just don't say
14:33
hello sit here eat
14:36
something you pick one all right how
14:39
about the ladybugs oh so forget about
14:42
the birds but big red insects suggest
14:44
fine diamonds fine you want to get the
14:47
birds get the birds not like that I
14:49
won't Kip would have like the birds
14:54
hey
15:04
kiky what are you doing just trying to
15:07
get comfortable can't sleep in my
15:09
underwear well you're going
15:11
to I've been thinking you know about how
15:19
I'm always seeing girls on top of
15:22
girls are they end to end or tall like
15:27
pancakes you know what I mean about how
15:31
I'm always going out with all these
15:33
women cuz I always figured when the
15:34
right one comes along I'll be able to be
15:37
a standup guy and Go the Distance you
15:39
know I'm looking at my dad thinking
15:41
you're not him you're
15:44
you when they were all over you to go
15:47
into your father's pipe fitting business
15:49
did you cave no no you decided to go
15:50
into the out of work actor
15:54
business now that wasn't easy but you
15:56
did
15:59
it and I'd like to believe that when the
16:00
right woman comes along you will have
16:02
the courage and the guts to say no
16:03
thanks I'm
16:06
[Applause]
16:10
married you really think so yeah I
16:13
really do thanks Chandler get
16:17
off Chandler's coming and he says he has
16:21
like this incredible news so when he
16:24
gets here let's all act like you know
16:26
hey hey okay never mind but it was going
16:28
to be really
16:30
good what's going on what is so it's a
16:32
typical day at work I'm inputting my
16:35
numbers and Big Al calls me into his
16:37
office and tells me he wants to make me
16:39
processing supervisor that is
16:41
congratulations so I quit why why why
16:45
this was supposed to be a temp job yeah
16:50
Chan are you've been there for 5
16:52
years if I took this promotion it would
16:54
be like admitting that this is what I
16:57
actually do so was it a lot more money
16:58
it doesn't matter I just don't want to
17:01
be one of those guys that's in his
17:02
office until 12:00 at night worrying
17:04
about the
17:05
wenus the the wenus weekly estimated net
17:10
usage systems it's a processing
17:13
term oh that ween
17:16
[Music]
17:20
is this is unbelievable it's been like a
17:23
half an hour this was a cartoon you'd be
17:26
looking like a ham right about now oh
17:28
there's the waitress Excuse Me Miss
17:31
hello Miss that's
17:33
phoi hi hey
17:35
hi okay will that be
17:37
all wait wait what what are you doing
17:40
here yeah um I was over there and then
17:43
you said excuse me hello Miss so now I'm
17:45
here no no how come you working here
17:47
right yeah cuz it's close to where I
17:51
live and the aprons are really
17:52
cute can we start over yeah okay great
17:54
I'm going to be over here
17:57
I'm sorry I'm sorry that is it you just
18:08
barge in here you don't knock you have
18:11
no respect for anybody's privacy no you
18:13
wait this is ridiculous just say one
18:16
thing what what that's a relatively open
18:18
weave and I can still see
18:20
your nipular areas I'm sorry I'm sorry I
18:23
could I could
18:27
[Music]
18:30
EXC it says to call this number if
18:35
you're not completely satisfied with
18:38
this candy
18:39
bar well I'm not completely
18:43
satisfied listen it's kind of an
18:47
emergency well I guess you'd know that
18:49
or we'd be in the predicament
18:51
room hold on fill these out sit over
18:54
there look look look look I don't want
18:58
to make any trouble okay but I'm in a
19:00
lot of pain here all right my face is
19:02
dented well you'll have to wait your
19:05
turn well how long do you think it'll
19:07
be any minute
19:09
now I love your mom's books I love her
19:13
books I cannot get on a plane without
19:16
one I mean this is so cool yeah well you
19:18
wouldn't think it's cool if you're 11
19:20
years old and all your friends are
19:21
passing around page 79 of mistress
19:22
hey hey hey she's on
19:25
ah not a
19:30
beinging before we get to the book now
19:33
now what is this about you you being
19:35
arrested in London what is that all
19:36
about your mom was arrested sh busy
19:38
beaming with pride okay this is kind of
19:41
embarrassing but occasionally after I've
19:44
been intimate with the man now why would
19:48
you say that's
19:50
embarrassing I just get this craving for
19:52
kungpow chicken that's too much
19:55
information
19:57
[Applause]
20:01
all right so now you're doing this whole
20:03
book tour thing how is that going oh
20:04
fine I'm leaving for New York tomorrow
20:06
which I hate but I get to see my son who
20:09
I
20:11
love this is the way that I find out
20:13
most moms use the
20:16
phone you know don't take this wrong I I
20:17
just don't see you as a mom somehow I
20:20
don't mean that I don't mean that bad oh
20:23
no I am a fabulous mom I got my son his
20:24
first condo
20:28
and then he burst into flames I think
20:35
it's the most beautiful table I've ever
20:38
seen I know so how does this work going
20:39
to balance the plates on these little
20:42
guys heads cares we'll eat at the sink
20:44
come
20:46
on heads up Ross score you suck
20:49
this guy says hello I want to kill
21:00
myself are you okay sweetie I just feel
21:02
like someone reached down my throat
21:05
grabbed my small intestine pulled it out
21:06
of my mouth and tied it around my neck
21:08
cookie Carol moved her stuff out today
21:13
let me get you some coffee
21:17
thanks no oh no no don't stop cleansing
21:22
my aura
21:26
don't just leave my aura alone
21:28
okay I'll be fine all right really
21:31
everyone I hope she'll be very happy no
21:34
you don't no I don't to hell with her
21:36
she left
21:37
me and you never knew she was a
21:39
lesbian no okay why does everyone keep
21:45
fixating on
21:50
that she didn't know how should I
21:52
know sometimes I wish I was a
21:57
lesbian did I say that out
22:01
loud all right Ross look you're feeling
22:05
a lot of pain right now you're angry
22:08
you're hurting can I tell you what the
22:11
answer is strip
22:13
joints come on you're single have some
22:17
hormones see but I don't want to be
22:20
single okay I just I just I just want to
22:22
be married again
22:24
and I just want a million
22:30
dollars that was the first day oh
22:33
excellent everyone was so so nice see it
22:36
pays to know the man who wears my
22:40
shoes
22:43
me no I didn't tell anybody that I knew
22:45
you why not well because you
22:48
know they don't like
22:51
you what I thought you'd do that
22:57
nuh-uh who doesn't like me
23:01
everyone except for um no
23:05
everyone what are you talking about
23:11
don't feel bad you know they used to
23:13
like you a lot but then you got promoted
23:16
and you know now you're all like Mr Boss
23:19
Man you know Mr Bing Mr Bing boss man
23:21
Bing I can't believe it
23:26
yeah yeah they even do
23:29
you they do
23:31
me you know like um okay um could that
23:33
report be any
23:37
later I don't sound like that oh oh yeah
23:44
you
23:47
do the hills are alive with the
23:48
sound of music
23:52
[Applause]
23:55
my scone my
24:00
scone okay I don't sound like that that
24:04
is so not
24:06
true that is so not that is so not that
24:10
oh shut
24:13
up Rush 10:00 is it it feels like
24:15
two
24:20
10:00
24:21
what there's a beautiful woman at 8 9
24:23
10:00
24:26
oh hello she's amazing she makes the
24:29
women I dream about look like short fat
24:33
bald
24:35
men well go over to her she's not with
24:36
anyone oh yeah right and what would my
24:39
opening line be excuse
24:41
me come on she's a person you can do it
24:45
oh please could she be more out of my
24:48
league Ross back me up here he can never
24:49
get a woman like that in a million years
24:52
thank you
24:53
buddy oh oh but you know you always see
24:55
these really beautiful women with these
24:57
really nothing guys you could be one of
24:59
those
25:01
guys you could do that yeah absolutely
25:02
oh God I can't believe I'm even
25:07
considering this I'm very very aware of
25:08
my tongue come on come on here it
25:10
goes yes hi um okay next word would be
25:18
uh
25:25
Chandler Chandler is my name and
25:26
uh
25:29
hi yes you said that yes yes I did but
25:32
what I didn't say was what I was about
25:36
to say what I wanted to say was uh would
25:38
you like to go out with me sometime
25:40
thank you good
25:41
night
25:43
Chandler hey I didn't know you could
25:47
dance what' you
25:51
think I didn't know
25:54
you we come on you guys it wasn't that
25:56
bad I was the lead it was better than
26:00
that thing I did with the trolls at
26:01
least you got to see my
26:03
head saw your head saw your head she
26:05
said yes she said
26:08
yes awful play man
26:10
what her name's Aurora and she's Italian
26:14
and she pronounces my name Chandler
26:17
Chandler I think I like it better that
26:20
way oh listen the Usher gave me this to
26:22
give to you what is it the Estelle
26:24
Leonard talent agency what wow an agency
26:26
left me its card maybe they want to sign
26:29
me based on this
26:31
play based on this
26:34
play hey
26:37
don't it's worse than the
26:39
thong this is so unfair why is it so I
26:43
have a flaw big deal like Joey's
26:47
constant knuckle cracking isn't annoying
26:51
and Ross with his over pronouncing every
26:53
single word and Monica with that snort
26:54
when she laughs I mean what the hell is
26:57
that
26:58
thing I accept all those flaws why can't
27:01
you accept me for
27:03
this does the knuckle cracking bother
27:11
everybody
27:17
well I I could live without
27:18
it was it like a little Annoying or is
27:23
it like when Phoebe chews her head
27:26
oh now don't listen to him phes all
27:31
right I think it's endearing oh you do
27:33
do
27:36
you you know there's nothing wrong with
27:42
speaking correctly indeed there
27:45
[Music]
27:48
isn't I should really get back to work
27:50
yeah otherwise someone might get what
27:54
they actually ordered well
27:55
oh the hair comes out and the gloves
27:58
come
28:01
off I don't know why you're so
28:10
embarrassed they were very nice
28:12
boobies nice they were nice I mean
28:15
that's it I mean mittens are
28:20
nice okay rock hard place me
28:23
[Laughter]
28:28
you're you're so
28:32
funny he's really
28:35
funny I wouldn't want to be there when
28:37
when the laughter
28:39
stops whoa whoa back up there
28:41
Sparky what did you mean by
28:45
that well just seems as though that
28:47
maybe you have intimacy issues you know
28:50
that you use your humor as a way of
28:52
keeping people at a
28:53
distance huh I mean hey I just met you I
28:56
don't know you from
29:00
Adam only child
29:02
right parents divorced before you hit
29:04
puberty uh-huh how did you know that
29:09
it's
29:12
textbook hey you guys you all know my
29:15
Dad hey how long you in the city just
29:19
for a couple of days I got a job Midtown
29:21
I figure I'm better off staying with the
29:24
kid than hauling my ass back and forth
29:25
on a ferry
29:27
I don't know this one oh this is my
29:28
friend Roger hi hey hey good to meet you
29:31
Roger you too sir what happened to the
29:33
uh puppet guy dad oh oh excuse me so Ros
29:35
how's the
29:42
[Music]
29:43
wife for
29:44
two uh Chand the quick say something
29:46
funny hello and
29:53
again hey Mr Mr cik how's life on the
29:56
15th
29:59
floor yeah I miss you too yeah it's a
30:01
lot less satisfying to steal pens from
30:04
your own home you
30:06
know well that's very generous uh but
30:09
look this isn't about the money you know
30:12
it's just I need something that's more
30:14
than a job I need something I really
30:16
care
30:17
about and that's on top of the year in
30:18
bonus structure you mentioned
30:20
earlier dream look ow ow I'm not playing
30:22
hard ball here okay this is not a
30:26
negotiation this is this is a
30:28
rejection no no no stop saying n stop
30:31
saying numbers I'm telling you you've
30:34
got the wrong guy you've got the wrong
30:35
guy I'll see you
30:37
Monday man
30:42
[Music]
30:46
歌词与翻译
[中文]
接下来吹一个泡泡，泡泡很好
它有一种呃孩子气的魅力，
我们在这里调皮
[笑声]
走得很好小鬼好吧好吧没关系
我需要做的就是伸手把
它放回我的嘴里
很好，我们又回到正轨了
我正在嚼别人的
口香糖这不是我的口香糖哦我的上帝哦我的
上帝现在你
窒息了
对吧上帝啊你窒息了
是的谢谢你
就是
完美就是珍妮丝你
知道我的意思是我们是不同的
你知道我就像bing bing bing
你就像繁荣繁荣繁荣哦我的上帝
我很
抱歉这是
世界历史上最糟糕的分手哦我的
上帝好吧你有多少这样的人
哦我不知道
百万陈很容易去你的
快乐
[音乐]
地方我很好我很好，我很好
对，我在这里不好，她来了，她
请在这里等一下，好吧，呼吸
[笑声]
你怎么做，我就像一份礼物
我可以使用你的手机吗，是的，但是为了
将来的参考，嗯，你
手中的东西也可以用作
手机，是的，它是
工作中为什么她不给我回电话
也许她从来没有收到你的消息你
知道你是否愿意你可以打电话给她
机器，如果她有很多嘟嘟声
这意味着她可能没有收到她的
消息，但你不认为这让
我看起来有点绝望
可怜啊你显然看到了我的
个人
广告多少嘟嘟声，她
回答你，你看，这就是你要使用
我们讨论过的那个问候词的地方，我不会
去和她说话，她显然收到了
我的信息，并且选择不打电话给
我，现在我很需要，又被冷落
天哪，我怀念
需要的时候，你能透过
这件
衬衫看到我的乳头吗？别担心，我确定
他们还在
你要去哪里苏先生好
我约见罗伯特博士
pilman职业顾问
Agogo我添加了
Agogo职业顾问嘿你们
知道你们想做什么我
别嘿客厅里的你们
都知道你们想做什么
你有目标你有梦想我没有
有一个梦想呃鲜为人知的我没有
有一个梦想
演讲哦我爱我的生活我爱我的生活
科比的一首
歌曲与那个人的会面
太棒了他告诉我
餐厅会在哪里，就是它
这个可爱的小地方在
街上，它不是太大它不是太
小，恰到好处，它以前
由一位金发女郎和一些熊拥有
[音乐]
[音乐]
如此漂亮
这一定让他花了一大笔钱我
不敢相信他这样做是为了罗斯
记得在大学时，他爱上了
卡罗尔并给她买了那个
贵得离谱的水晶
鸭子你刚刚
说水晶鸭
[鼓掌]
不不不嗯爱
部分
Fon哦我的
上帝哦不不不不这很好，继续
揉揉你的头，它会回头
时间这是难以置信的我的意思是这个
太令人难以置信了，我知道这真的
真的很大，不，不是很小，而是
很小，很小，很小
我们呃，我不认为我们的生活
永远都是一样的
再说一次，好吧
这个女人四个字母圆圈或圈上有一个静音按钮
该死的铃声
谢谢，嘿，你知道我们的手机坏了
工作
我在咖啡店里试着给你打电话
无人接听 我把它关掉了
天哪，我把它关掉了
就像你告诉她你
刚刚指出了
讽刺哦，我想念你
你能相信这件事发生了吗
不，但
却告别了珍妮丝吻我
噢钱德勒
对不起噢钱德勒
对不起嘿珍妮丝我是莫妮卡好吧
这非常
特别棒你看看谁出去了
这里发生了什么事天啊
珍妮丝珍妮丝现在要走了
我马上回来
噢乔伊看看是谁
哇噢好乔伊的现在回家了，这真是太有趣了
这就像在
大厅里的聚会哦嗨，罗斯是的，我
想让你向他打个招呼
他刚好去了，你好罗斯是的
是的，是我，你怎么知道的
在每个部门裁员
嘿听着，我知道我上
周来晚了，但我睡得很奇怪我的头发是
非常非常SC不是你
放松，永远必须解雇
任何人
尼娜
尼娜
尼娜
你是
好吧是的我
嗯嗯听着我今天打电话给
你在这里的原因是
呃请不要讨厌
我
你想要什么吃晚饭
[音乐]
某个时候，那是克莱斯勒
大楼就在那里哦
尼娜先生
道格拉斯很酷
领带她还在这里是的，是的她
是不是我在我
让她走之后就记住了你，呃我接到了她的
精神病医生范博士的电话和弗林博士和
博士
弗林和呃他告诉我，呃她
对这个消息的反应相当糟糕，事实上他他
提到了“疯狂”这个词
你在开玩笑，她看起来那么哦不不不
她
事实上如果你现在问她
她根本不记得被解雇了
...
所有这些都令人难以置信，但
可信，所以我决定不再解雇
她，直到我确信
她不会对自己或
他人构成威胁，我看我猜你永远不会真正
知道一个人的
头脑里发生了什么，我想这就是为什么他们称之为
心理学 G
[音乐]
先生，它们又小又胖，很可爱
触摸一下它们很快就会长大并怨恨
你
现在他们对着你，你
不知道为什么，你哭，你哭
，你
哭，你哭，你哭，你
谢谢罗斯，是的，我付钱让你停止
好吧
哦，看看双胞胎，我的家伙们，可爱
可爱，不公平，我什至没有一个，怎么
来他们得到两个，你会得到一个哦，是的
好吧，我会告诉你当
我们40岁的时候，如果我们都没有结婚
你说你和我在一起
并有一个为什么我不结婚当
我
40哦不不不我只是说
假设可以假设为什么
我40岁时不结婚
不不不不不这是什么严重的事情是
有一些根本上
无法结婚的东西
我呃呃
亲爱的上帝，这个降落伞是一个
背包妈妈，一切都很顺利
真的是的，罗斯很棒，他在
一个完全不同的地方，不，他
走了，不，你没有飞
回来
真的是什么意思这可能是
你唯一的机会你会停下来我只是
26我什至没有考虑
婴儿
但我们在虚拟
雪你去
孩子然后孔雀咬
我请在午夜吻我
你看到桑迪哦我不知道如何
告诉你这个，但呃，她在莫妮卡的
卧室里，和麦克斯那个
科学家
极客哦，看看我不知道如何
告诉
你们大家，球叮了
球是什么
叮，现在是午夜，
欢乐的时刻就在我们身上
看起来没有约会包的事情
成功了
每个人看起来都很高兴，我讨厌
不是每个人都高兴嘿
鲍比高兴
新的你知道我呃只是想我会扔掉
这个我不是数学高手，但我确实
相信有三个女孩和三个
男人对
这里哦，我不知道今晚想亲吻任何人
...
我无法亲吻任何人，所以我在亲吻
大家不不不，你不能亲吻罗斯
那是你的兄弟哦，是的，完美
完美，所以现在每个人都会亲吻
但我好吧，有人吻我
有人吻我，这是午夜有人
吻有人吻我，这是午夜
[鼓掌]
它是
呵呵哇它很大，比它大得多
小隔间
哦，这是一个
立方体，看看
，你有一个
窗户，是的，确实有美丽的景色
哦，看那家伙
撒尿，好吧，这足够了
好吧，看看这个
好吧，坐在这里，好吧，这
太棒了，这
太棒了
海伦，你能进来一下
吗，谢谢海伦，我上次这样做
，我
保证你选一个，就在这里选一个
那个露台
家具怎么样，人们会
进来，想啊哦，我又在外面
，
F，那我不认识的
鸟呢？鸟儿只是不说
你好，坐在这里吃
你挑一个好吧
关于瓢虫哦，所以忘了
鸟儿，但大红色昆虫建议
好钻石很好，你想得到
鸟儿得到鸟儿不是这样的，我
不会基普会像鸟儿一样
嘿
kiky你在做什么只是想
舒服点，穿着我的
内裤睡不好，你要去
我一直在想你知道如何
我总是看到女孩在
女孩身上，她们是头尾相连还是像
煎饼一样高，你知道我的意思是
我总是和所有这些
女人出去，因为我总是想当
合适的人出现了，我将能够
成为一名单口喜剧演员，并走得远一点，你
知道我看着我爸爸，心里想
你不是他，你是
你，当他们都在你身边
进入你父亲的管道配件业务
你屈服了吗，不，你决定去
进入失业演员
的行业，这并不容易，但你
做到了
，我愿意相信，当
合适的女人出现时，你会有
勇气和胆量说不
谢谢我
[掌声]
结婚了，你真的这么认为，是的，我
真的很感谢钱德勒从钱德勒那里得到
来了，他说他
喜欢这个令人难以置信的消息，所以当他
到达这里时，我们都表现得像你知道的
嘿嘿，好吧，没关系，但事情会
真的
很好，发生了什么，所以这是
典型的工作一天，我正在输入我的
号码，大阿尔把我叫到他的
办公室，告诉我他想让我
处理主管是
恭喜你，所以我辞职了为什么为什么为什么
这应该是一份临时工作是的
陈，你已经在那里呆了 5
年了，如果我接受这次晋升，那就
就等于承认这就是我
实际上所做的，所以它赚了很多钱
没关系，我只是不想
成为其中之一那些在他的
办公室直到晚上 12:00 担心
关于
wenus 的 wenus 每周估计净值
使用系统，这是一个处理
术语哦，我们
[音乐]
这真是令人难以置信，它已经过了
半小时了，这是一部你会
看的动画片现在就像火腿哦
那里有女服务员对不起小姐
你好小姐这是
phoi hi hey
嗨好吧
大家等等等等你在做什么
在这里是的嗯我在那边然后
你说对不起你好小姐所以现在我
在这里不知道你怎么在这里工作
对啊，因为它离我
住的地方很近，而且围裙真的很可爱
我们可以重新开始吗，好吧，太好了
我要去这里
对不起，对不起，是你
闯入这里，你不敲门，你
不尊重任何人的隐私，没有你
等等，这太荒谬了，只是说一件
的事情，那是一个相对开放的
编织，我仍然可以看到
你的乳头区域，对不起，对不起，我
我可以
[音乐]
EXC，它说如果
你对
这个糖果不完全满意，
酒吧，我不完全
满意，请拨打这个号码听着，这是一种
紧急情况，我猜你会知道
，否则我们会陷入困境
房间等一下，填写这些内容，坐下来
看看看看看，我不想
惹任何麻烦，好吧，但我
这里很痛苦，好吧，我的脸
凹陷得很厉害，你必须等待你的
转好怎么办你认为它会
任何分钟
现在我喜欢你妈妈的书我爱她
书如果没有
一本我就无法上飞机我的意思是这太酷了是的好吧你
如果你11岁
岁并且你所有的朋友都
传递情妇的第79页
嘿嘿嘿嘿她在
啊，不是
，在我们现在开始看这本书之前
现在，你在伦敦被捕
，这是什么
，你妈妈被捕了，她很忙
，骄傲地微笑着，好吧，这有点
，有点尴尬，但偶尔在我
与那个男人亲密之后，为什么
你会说那是
尴尬的是我对
宫保鸡的渴望太多了
信息
[鼓掌]
好吧，所以现在你正在做这整个
售书之旅，进展如何哦
好吧，我明天要去纽约
我讨厌，但我能见到我的儿子，他
我
爱这就是我发现的方式
大多数妈妈都使用
手机，你知道的，别误会我
只是不把你视为一个妈妈，不知何故我
并不是说我的意思很糟糕哦
不，我是一个很棒的妈妈，我给我儿子买了他的
第一套公寓
然后他就着火了我想
这是我见过的最漂亮的桌子
我知道这要怎么做
平衡这些小
家伙们的盘子，他们关心我们要在水槽里吃饭
来
注意罗斯得分你太糟糕了
这家伙说你好我想杀了
我自己你好吗亲爱的我只是感觉
就像有人伸进我的喉咙
抓住我的小肠拉扯它把
从我嘴里拿出来，绑在我脖子上
饼干卡罗尔今天把她的东西搬出来了
让我给你喝点咖啡
谢谢不哦不不不要停止清洁
我的光环
不要只留下我的光环
好吧，我真的会没事的
大家我希望她会很高兴不
你不不我别跟她见鬼去吧
她离开了
我，而你从来不知道她是
女同性恋，不行，为什么每个人都
关注
，她不知道我应该如何
知道，有时我希望我是
女同性恋，我说出来了吗
大声好吧罗斯看你感觉
现在很痛苦你很生气
你受伤了，我能告诉你
答案是什么吗
关节来吧，你单身，有一些
荷尔蒙，但我不想
单身，好吧，我只是我只是想
再次结婚
，我只想要一百万
美元，那是第一天哦
太棒了，每个人都很高兴看到它
花钱认识穿我
鞋子的男人
我不，我没有告诉任何人我认识
你为什么不了解，因为你
知道他们不喜欢
你我以为你会这么做
不喜欢我的人
除了嗯不的所有人
大家你在说什么
别难过，你知道他们过去
很喜欢你，但后来你升职了
，你知道现在你都像老板先生了
你知道Bing先生Bing先生老板
Bing我不敢相信
是的，他们甚至也这样做
你他们也这样做
我你知道，嗯，好吧，那
报告可以吗
稍后我听起来不像那样哦哦耶
你
山上是否充满了
音乐之声
[掌声]
我的烤饼我的
烤饼好吧我听起来不像那样
不是这样的
是的，不是这样，不是那样
哦闭嘴
起来赶10:00是不是感觉就像
两个
10:00
8点9分有一个漂亮的女人
10:00
哦你好她太棒了她让我梦想的
女人看起来像短胖
秃头
男人们都要去她没有和
任何人在一起哦，是的，我的
开场白是什么借口
我来吧，她是一个你能做到的人
哦，拜托她可以更超出我的
联盟罗斯支持我，他永远不会
在一百万年内得到一个这样的女人
谢谢你
伙计哦哦，但你知道你总是看到
这些非常漂亮的女人和这些
真的没什么男人，你可以成为
那些
男人中的一员，你绝对可以做到
天哪，我什至不敢相信我什至
考虑到这一点我非常非常清楚
我的舌头来了
是的嗨嗯好吧下一个词是
呃
钱德勒钱德勒是我的名字
呃
嗨，是的，你说的是的，是的，我做到了，但是
我没有说的是我想说的
说的是我想说的是，呃
你想和我一起出去
谢谢你，很好
晚上
钱德勒嘿，我不知道你可以
跳舞你
认为我不会的舞知道
你们，我们来吧你们，这并不是
坏，我是领先，比
我在
与巨魔做的那件事更好，至少你得看到我的
头，看到你的头，看到你的头，她
说是的，她说
是的，可怕的演员
她的名字叫奥罗拉，她是意大利人
，她念出了我的名字钱德勒
钱德勒 我想我更喜欢它
哦，听着，亚瑟小子给了我这个
给你，这是什么埃斯特尔
Leonard 人才经纪公司，这家经纪公司多么棒啊
给我留了名片，也许他们想签
我基于这个
基于这个玩
玩嘿
这不是比
丁字裤更糟糕吗，这太不公平了，为什么我
有一个大缺陷，比如乔伊的
不断敲响指关节并不烦人
罗斯每一个字的发音都过度发音
莫妮卡在笑时会哼哼
我的意思是到底是什么
那
件事我接受所有这些缺陷为什么不能
你接受我
这让指关节敲响困扰
每个人
好吧，没有
，它有点烦人，或者
就像菲比咬她的头一样
哦，现在别听他的了
对了，我觉得这很可爱，哦，你
做
你知道，
确实在那里正确说话没有什么问题
[音乐]
是不是我真的应该回去工作
是的，否则有人可能会得到
他们实际上订购得很好的东西
哦，头发出来了，手套
来了
脱了我不知道你为什么这么
尴尬，他们非常好
胸部很好，他们很好我的意思是
就是这样，我的意思是连指手套
很好，好吧，让我很难受
[笑声]
你真是太棒了
有趣，他真的
有趣，当笑声停止时，我不想在那里
哇哇回到那里
...
Sparky 你说的是什么意思
看起来好像
也许你有亲密关系问题知道
你用幽默来
与人保持
距离，呵呵我的意思是嘿，我刚刚认识你，我
不认识你
亚当独生子
对的父母在你进入
青春期之前就离婚了，呵呵你怎么知道
这是
教科书嘿你们都知道我的
爸爸嘿你在城里呆了多久了
几天，我在市中心找到了一份工作
我想我最好还是和
孩子待在一起，而不是在渡轮上拖着我的屁股
来回走动
我不认识这个，哦，这是我的
朋友罗杰，嗨嘿嘿，很高兴见到你
罗杰，先生，
呃木偶家伙爸爸发生了什么事，哦哦，对不起，罗斯
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的妻子怎么样
两个呃 Chand 快说点什么
有趣的你好和
嘿西克先生
15 号
楼的生活怎么样是的我也想念你是的
从你自己的家偷钢笔
不太令人满意，你
知道嗯，这非常慷慨，呃，但是
你看，这与钱无关
，我只是需要一些比工作更
的东西，我需要一些我真正
关心的
的东西，而且这是你提到的
奖金结构中最重要的一年
早些时候的梦想，看看哦哦，我在这里不打
强硬的球，好吧，这不是一个
谈判这是这是
拒绝不不不停止说n 停止
说数字我告诉你你
找错了人你找错了
伙计我会看到你
周一伙计
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重点语法结构
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all I need to do is reach over and put it back in my mouth
➔ 现在进行时表示将来动作
➔ “all I need to do is” 后面的现在进行时（"reach over and put"）表示将来的动作。
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I'm chewing someone else's gum this is not my gum
➔ 现在进行时表示正在进行的动作
➔ 现在进行时（"I'm chewing"）用于描述说话时正在发生的动作。
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you know I mean it's like we're different
➔ 非正式缩写和比较
➔ 缩写 "it's" (it is) 和比较 "it's like" 是非正式的，在口语中很常见。
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I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine all right I'm not fine
➔ 重复以强调
➔ 重复 "I'm fine" 后接 "I'm not fine" 强调了对比和情感的转变。
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maybe she never got your message you know if you want you can call her machine
➔ 第一类条件句
➔ 这个句子使用 "if" 来表达一个可能的条件及其结果 ("you can call her machine")。
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I have an appointment to see Dr Robert pilman career counselor
➔ 目的的 to 不定式
➔ 不定式 "to see" 表示预约的目的。
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I don't have a dream uh the Lesser known I don't have a dream speech
➔ 感叹词和同位语
➔ 感叹词 "uh" 和同位语 "the Lesser known I don't have a dream speech" 添加了上下文和解释。
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was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears
➔ 被动语态与过去分词
➔ 被动语态 ("was owned") 使用过去分词 "owned" 来描述对主语执行的动作。
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