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[中文]

所以，

>> 我以为乔伊和我

出去玩后就会没事，但好像我们甚至

不知道如何与彼此相处了。

>> 我知道现在很困难，但事情会

变得更好。

>> 你怎么知道的？如果

变得越来越糟，直到

点，我们甚至不能彼此呆在同一个

房间里怎么办？

>> 我不太喜欢这个建议。

我可以对讽刺性的

评论感兴趣吗？

一些奶酪。

>> 亲爱的，为什么 Bruce Springsteen CD

放在 Cat Stevens 的盒子里？

>> 假设我找不到合适的

CD 盒，我只是将其放入最近的

CD 盒中。

>> 好的。那么，猫·史蒂文斯 CD 在哪里？

>> 在詹姆斯·泰勒案中。

>> 詹姆斯·泰勒 CD 在哪里？

>> 亲爱的，我会节省你一些时间。

200 张 CD。其中没有一个属于正确的

案例。

>> 好的，不用惊慌。深呼吸，

大家。当您稍后遇到第二个

时，我想向您展示为什么我们不

将蜘蛛困在咖啡杯下并

将它们留在那里。

>> 我正在接受培训，以便在

我讨厌的工作上做得更好。我的生活正式很糟糕。

>> 但是Ra，这不应该是

暂时的事情吗？我以为你想

做时尚的事情。

>> 嗯，是的。我仍在追求这一点。

>> 您到底是如何追求这一目标的？

>> 你知道，除了发送简历

就像两年前一样？

嗯，我也发出

好想法。

>> 如果你问我，只要你得到了这份

工作，就没有什么理由促使你去寻找另一份

工作。你需要恐惧。

>> 恐惧。

>> 他是对的。如果您辞掉这份工作，您

就会有动力去追求您真正想要的工作

。

>> 好吧，那你为什么还在做你讨厌的

工作呢？我的意思是，你为什么不

退出并接受恐惧呢？

因为我太害怕了。

>> 我不知道。我的意思是，我愿意为设计师（你知道）

或买家提供任何东西。

...

>> 我只是不想到了 30 岁了还

在这里工作。

>> 是的，这比 28

仍然在这里工作要糟糕得多。

>> 雷切尔。

>> 是的。

>> 提醒我和您一起回顾一下

哪壶是不含咖啡因的，哪壶是普通壶。

>> 我不能只看

上的手柄吗？你可能会想。

>> 好吧，好吧。冈瑟，你知道吗？我是

一个糟糕的女服务员。你知道为什么我

是一个糟糕的女服务员吗？因为我不在乎

。我不在乎。我不在乎哪个

锅是普通锅，哪个锅是无咖啡因的。我

不在乎托盘位置在哪里。我

只是不在乎。这不是我想要

做的。

所以，我认为我不应该再这样做

。

>> 我将向您发出一周的通知。

>> 经历了什么？我不干了。

这是否意味着我们必须

开始为咖啡付费？

>> 嘿，大家，停止你们正在做的事情。

我需要信封填充器。我需要邮票

酒。

>> 好吧，嘿，这些简历是谁为你

制作的？

>> 我在电脑上。

>> 好吧，你确实使用了大字体。

>> 呃，是的。好吧，呃，

咖啡馆的女服务员和啦啦队队长

只占用了这么多空间。

>> 嘿，这很有趣。你很有趣，

钱德勒。你是个有趣的人。你知道

还有什么真正有趣的吗？

我可能还说过一些其他的话。

>> 我不知道。我不知道。你不是

那个在

我完全无事可做时告诉我辞职的人吗？

>> 亲爱的，冷静点。一切都会好起来的

。

>> 不，不会有事的，罗斯。

明天是我的最后一天，我没有

线索。

好吧，你知道吗？我只是要

我要打电话给冈瑟，我要

告诉他我不会放弃。

>> 好吧，你你你不想给

陷入恐惧。你和你愚蠢的恐惧。

我讨厌你的恐惧。我想带走

你和你的恐惧。

>> 嘿，我有好消息。跑吧，乔伊。为了你的生命而奔跑

。

>> 嗨。嘿。听着，我们可以提问吗？当

你和莫妮卡第一次交往时，从朋友变成超过

很奇怪？

是不是

>> 有点。你知道吗，鬼鬼祟祟，

必须躲着你们？

>> 不，不，不，不。我的意思是性方面。

>> 是的。你内心是否有一部分

觉得这确实是错误的？

>> 事实上，没有。不，感觉不错。你

知道，感觉就像呃，我不敢相信我们

一直没有这样做。

从你的表情中我可以看出，这就是你所期待的

好消息。

好吧，我要继续传播

快乐。

>> 迈克的事情很有趣。我不知道我

不知道

菲比和大卫会发生什么。

>> 我愿意。想要提示吗？啊？

我愿意。

>> 我愿意。

>> 好的。我感觉这是某种

文字游戏，因为你的脸色粉红，带着

几乎无法控制的欢乐。

大卫要向菲比求婚。

>> 什么？

为什么？

>> 因为我们正在讨论

他可以击败迈克的方法，我告诉他

菲比想结婚。

>> Chandler, we have talked about this.你

不应该给别人建议。

>> 现在，你可能开了某种

不恰当的玩笑吗？

>> 我做了一个阴茎。

只是为了让我知道

我所说的话有什么问题。

>> 他们才出去

周，菲比。完全沉迷于

迈克。她会说不。大卫的心将会

破碎。他们

很难从中恢复过来。然后菲比将再次独自一人

。

>> 伙计，这是个糟糕的建议。

>> 过去

5 年涂层技术的进步。我的意思是，我们刚刚进入

X5000。 You know, the X5000 makes an X50

look like a T71.

嘿，这是恐龙家伙。

>> 嗨，罗斯。

>> 哦，嗨，克洛伊。

>> 我想让你认识一下我的一些朋友。

这家伙是我的英雄。他带着

一些东西进来。他希望它放大 400%。

我们说过我们不会那样做。他说：“你

必须这么做。”你知道吗？我们做到了。

现在，只要有人想要 400，我们就会

说：“让我们来吧。”

>> 这是唯一的颜色。

哟，Chloe，你有 25 美分的硬币来购买

安全套机器吗？

>> 那么，你在这里做什么？我以为

今晚是你们的周年纪念晚宴。

>> 是的，计划有一点改变。呃，

我们要分手了。

>> 你好。

>> 哦，嗨。是马克。

>> 哦，

>> 这是什么？我的呼吸？

>> 不，抱歉。我只是以为你是

别人。你好。

>>嗨。好吧，听着，我正要

留言。今晚不是您的

周年纪念晚宴吗？

>> 好吧，嗯，

>> Ra，你还好吗？

>> 是的，我很好。

>> 你想说话吗？我的意思是，我可以过来

。

>> 不，真的。不，请。就是这样

好吧。

>> 好吧。好的。我要过来

，我会带中国菜。

>> 哦，是的。我不，我不饿。

>> 这是给我的。

>> 哦，

好的。再见。

那么，你打算做什么？

>> 我能做什么？一个人想分手

，你就分手。嘿，

>> 不可能。快点。这就是你们。给她打电话

并解决这个问题。

>> 来吧。我们刚刚经历了一场激烈的战斗。

好吧。我不需要等一会儿吗？

>> 嘿，这不像

吃完饭就去游泳。

>> 拿起你的手机。

>> 整个游泳的事情都是一个神话。

>> 是的，告诉我叔叔莱尼。

>> 为什么？他怎么了？

什么也没有。他真的相信

这一点。

>> 然后我们就陷入了这个大愚蠢的境地

战斗。我只是觉得太糟糕了。我告诉他

对待我就像公园管理员或

什么的。哦，

然后

我告诉他我想休息一下。我

不想休息。

>> 哦，对不起。

蛋卷。

>> 没有。

然后我给他打电话，他不在

那里。

>> 好吧，他可能刚刚出局。

>> 哦，谢谢。这非常有帮助。我

很高兴你能过来。

>> 你好。

>> 嗨，是我。

>>嗨。哦，我很高兴你打电话来。

>> 真的吗？

>> 我一直认为这太疯狂了。我

的意思是，您不认为我们可以

解决这个问题吗？

>> 嘿，你想喝什么？

>> 那是谁？

>> 没有人。

我喝完苹果汁可以吗？

>> 那是马克吗？

>> 哦，亲爱的，看。他刚过来。

>> 是的，明白了。

>> 嘿，恐龙家伙。看你这么伤心。

来跳舞吧。

>> 哦，没关系。谢谢。

>> 嘿，

你不必微笑。只需

跳舞即可。听着，

>> 我不想跳舞。我想

喝一杯。好的。哦好的。嘿，两杯

啤酒。等我。

>> 这是一个错误。我犯了一个错误。

好的。

>> 错误？你想把

放进她的钱包里做什么？

>> 在哪里？他把它放在哪里了？

>> Rosa, you had sex with another woman.

>> 天哪。

>> 天哪。我知道肯定出了什么问题

，因为昨天

我的指甲都没有长出来。

>> 是的。好吧，我猜他们吵架了，

他喝醉了。

>> 你们知道这件事，但没有

告诉我们。

>> 他发生性关系，我们的头脑受到打击。

>> 你知道吗？我要你离开。让

离开这里。出去吧。

>> 不，我知道。我想留下来。我想

谈谈这个。

>> 好的。好的。她怎么样？

>> 呃哦。

>> 什么

>> 她好吗？

>> 不要回答这个问题。

>> 我知道。她说你想谈谈

关于它。我们来谈谈吧。

她怎么样？

>> 她太糟糕了。

>> 她不好。不好。

>> 没有什么能与你相比。

>> 她 她与众不同。哦。

>> 呃。

>> 好。不同的。

>> 没有人喜欢改变。

>> 我们应该做点什么吗？

>> 是的。永远不要欺骗雷切尔。

抱歉。好的。对不起。我

对自己感到厌恶，然后今天

早上我感到非常沮丧

，然后我收到了你的消息，我非常

高兴，我想要的就是尽快让她

离开我的公寓。

>> 哇哦。哇哦。哇哦。等一下。

>> 你的小朋友几点离开的？

>> 天啊。她就在那儿。

>> 她还在那里。 She was in there

WHEN I WAS IN THERE.

哦，只要

>>听着。哦，嘿。嘿，重要的

事情是她对

我来说毫无意义。

>> 然而她还是值得危及我们的

关系。

>> 看，我不认为有

关系会受到危害。我以为我们

分手了。

>> 我们正在休息。

>> 据我所知，这会永远持续下去。

这对我来说就是分手。

>> 你认为你会在技术细节上摆脱

吗？

>> 我并不想摆脱任何事情。

好的。我以为我们的关系已经

结束了。

>> 好吧，

守灵时你确实过得很开心。

>> 你知道吗？我认为我们不应该再

听这个。

>> 你在做什么？我不能出去

那里。

>> 为什么不呢？我饿了。

>> 因为他们会知道我们一直在

倾听。上帝。并且必须从 Gunther 那里听到

。

>> 来吧。就像我想让他告诉你的那样，

我跑遍了整个地方，试图

确保这件事没有发生。

哦，太甜蜜了。

>> 我想我又爱上了你们

。

>> 你知道吗？我想我们可以出去

在那里。我的意思是，他们有更重要的

件事需要担心。

>> 是的，我们会没事的。

>> 听着，雷切尔，我想告诉你。我

认为我应该这样做。我我做到了。然后

钱德勒和乔伊说服我不要这样做。

>> 把门打蜡关上。我们永远不会离开。

我们做什么？

>> 你的意思是我们要做什么？

>> 双胞胎。

双胞胎。

>> 泰勒，你很恐慌。

>> 嗯嗯。加入我吧，好吗？

>> 好的。你说我们保留一个和

然后就像在

另一个上有一个选项一样？

>> 我们无法将它们分开。

>> 为什么不呢？我们可以给他们每人半

一个奖章，然后几年后他们会

找到彼此

并团聚。

我的意思是，这对

每个人来说都是美好的一天。

>> 好的。如果收养另一个

的人很可怕怎么办？

>> 如果不是怎么办？如果

被国王收养怎么办？

>> 是的，因为我听说国王正在寻找

收养。

>> 迈克尔，我们还没有准备好生两个

婴儿。

>> 这没关系。我们为此等了

太久了。我不在乎是不是两个

婴儿。我不在乎是否是三个

婴儿。我不在乎整个演员阵容

的八个人是否足够。

好吧，让我们从

缺点开始吧，因为它们更有趣。首先是雷切尔。

>> 我不知道。我的意思是好吧。我想

你可以说她有时有点被宠坏了

。

>> 你可以这么说。

>> 我猜你知道，有时她有点

有点傻，你知道，我见过

她有点太注重自己的外表。但是

哦，就像朱莉和我一样，我们有很多

共同点，因为我们都是

古生物学家，对吧？但我的意思是，

雷切尔只是一名女服务员。

>> 女服务员。

明白了。你们想玩《毁灭战士》吗？

或者我们可以继续这样做。

还有什么？

我不知道。

哦，她的脚踝有点胖。

>> 好吧，让我们来做朱莉吧。

她怎么了？

>> 她不是雷切尔。

>> 好吧，呃，

>> 他和朱莉分手了。

好吧，看在上帝的份上，去拥抱她吧。

>> 真的吗？

>> 真的吗？

一直都是你，Ra。

>> 天啊。

哦。

>> 哦，这很好。这真是太好了。

>> 我知道。我知道。快

>> 你说我们去散步怎么样？只有

我们，而不是他们。

>> 让我拿外套。

>> 好的。不，嘿。哇哦。哇哦。我去拿你的

外套。

好的。

他要去拿我的外套。

>> 他要去拿我的外套。我的天啊。

你简直不敢相信这太不可思议了。

>> 那是什么？

>> 什么？没有什么。

>> 那是什么？这不是我的名字。

是什么？

>> 不，不，看到了吗？看？嘿，正在打印。

嘿，正在打印。

>> 这是什么？让我看看。

>> 嘿，有人点了一瓶可乐。

>> Ros Chandler 在

他的计算机上写了一些关于我的内容，但他不让我看到。

>> 他不会。他不会。他

>> 因为这不是你正在写的

短篇小说吗？

>> 是的。是的，这就是我

在一分钟内写

>>的短篇故事。让我读一下。

>> 不。

>> 来吧。

>> 嘿，呃，你为什么不读给她听呢？

好吧。

那是夏天

，天气很热。

雷切尔在那里。

一张孤独的灰色沙发。

哦，看。内德喊道。

然后王国就永远属于他了。

结束。

就是这样。这就是你写的全部。你是

全世界最差的作家。

>> 好吧。好的。你知道吗？

这不再有趣了。那张

一些关于我的信息，我想看看。

纸上有

>> 不，你没有。

你知道吗？美好的。如果你们想

在这件事上像孩子一样，那很好。我

不需要

去。

>> 这是什么？

>> 那是

>> 罗斯。这是什么？

>> 谢谢。好吧，祝你好运。

>> 好吧，只要记住我对你有多疯狂

即可。好的。有点傻，

太喜欢她的外表，

>>被宠坏了。

>> 现在有点被破坏了。他

应该很​​少打字，白痴。

>> 只是一名女服务员。

>> 现在那是呃，我的意思是，而不是

到呃呃好吧。这已经结束了吗？

Ra，

>> 我没有胖乎乎的脚踝。

>> 不，我不，等等。好的。好的。嘿，看看

的另一边。看看朱莉的专栏。

>> 她不是瑞秋。

>> 瑞秋到底是什么？不。

>> 这是一些愚蠢的古生物学单词

，我不知道，因为我只是一个

女服务员。

>> 拉，来吧。拉。拉。不，不，不。这是

，她不是瑞秋。她是她不是

雷切尔。

[英语]

So,

>> I thought Joey and I would be okay once

we hung out, but it's like we don't even

know how to be with each other anymore.

>> I know it's tough now, but things will

get better.

>> How do you know that? What if it just

gets worse and worse and worse to the

point where we can't even be in the same

room with each other?

>> I'm not great at the advice.

Can I interest you in a sarcastic

comment?

some cheese.

>> Honey, why is the Bruce Springsteen CD

in the Cat Stevens case?

>> Let's just say if I can't find the right

CD case, I just put it in the nearest

one.

>> Okay. Well, where is the Cat Stevens CD?

>> In the James Taylor case.

>> Where's the James Taylor CD?

>> Honey, I'm going to save you some time.

200 CDs. Not one of them in the right

case.

>> Okay, no need to panic. Deep breaths,

everyone. And when you have a second

later, I want to show you why we don't

just trap spiders under coffee mugs and

leave them there.

>> I'm training to be better at a job that

I hate. My life officially sucks.

>> But Ra, wasn't it supposed to be a

temporary thing? I thought you wanted to

do fashion stuff.

>> Well, yeah. I'm still pursuing that.

>> How exactly are you pursuing that?

>> You know, other than sending out resumes

like uh what, two years ago?

Well, I'm also sending out

good thoughts.

>> If you ask me, as long as you got this

job, you got nothing pushing you to get

another one. You need the fear.

>> The fear.

>> He's right. If you quit this job, you

then have motivation to go after a job

you really want.

>> Well, then how come you're still at a

job that you hate? I mean, why don't you

quit and get the fear?

because I'm too afraid.

>> I don't know. I mean, I would give

anything to work for a designer, you

know, or a buyer.

>> I just don't want to be 30 and still

work here.

>> Yeah, that'd be much worse than being 28

and still working here.

>> Rachel.

>> Yeah.

>> Remind me to review with you which pot

is decaf and which is regular.

>> Can't I just look at the handles on

them? You would think.

>> Okay, fine. Gunther, you know what? I am

a terrible waitress. Do you know why I

am a terrible waitress? Because I don't

care. I don't care. I don't care which

pot is regular and which pot is decaf. I

don't care where the tray spot is. I

just don't care. This is not what I want

to do.

So, I don't think I should do it

anymore.

>> I'm going to give you my week's notice.

>> What gone through? I quit.

Does this mean we're going to have to

start paying for coffee?

>> Hey, everybody, stop what you're doing.

I need envelope stuffers. I need stamp

liquors.

>> Well, hey, who did these resumes for

you?

>> Me on my computer.

>> Well, you sure used a large font.

>> Uh, yeah. Well, uh, waitress at a coffee

house and, uh, cheer squad co- captain

only took up so much room.

>> Hey, that's funny. You're funny,

Chandler. You're a funny guy. You know

what else is really funny?

Something else I might have said.

>> I don't know. I don't know. Weren't you

the guy that told me to quit my job when

I had absolutely nothing else to do?

>> Sweetie, calm down. It's going to be

okay.

>> No, it's not going to be okay, Ross.

Tomorrow is my last day and I don't have

a lead.

Okay, you know what? I'm just going to

I'm just going to call Gunther and I'm

going to tell him I'm not quitting.

>> Well, you you you don't want to give

into the fear. You and your stupid fear.

I hate your fear. I would like to take

you and your fear.

>> Hey, I got great news. Run, Joey. RUN

FOR YOUR LIFE.

>> HI. HEY. LISTEN, can we question? When

you and Monica first hooked up, was it

weird going from friends to more than

that?

>> Kind of. You know, sneaking around,

having to hide from you guys?

>> No, no, no, no. I mean sexually.

>> Yeah. Was there a part of you that that

felt like it was really wrong?

>> Actually, no. No, it felt right. You

know, it felt like uh I can't believe we

haven't been doing this the whole time.

I can tell from your expressions that's

the good news you were hoping for.

Well, I'm going to go continue to spread

the joy.

>> Mike thing was interesting. I don't I

don't know what's going to happen with

Phoebe and David.

>> I do. Want a hint? Huh?

I do.

>> I do.

>> Okay. I'm sensing this is some kind of

word play because you are pink with

barely controlled glee.

David's going to propose to Phoebe.

>> What?

Why?

>> Because we were talking about ways that

he could beat Mike and I told him that

Phoebe wanted to get married.

>> Chandler, we have talked about this. You

are not supposed to give people advice.

>> Now, could you have made some sort of

inappropriate joke?

>> I did a penis one.

Just so I know what was so wrong about

what I said.

>> They've only been going out for a few

weeks, Phoebe. is completely hung up on

Mike. She'll say no. David's heart will

be broken. It'll be too hard for them to

recover from. And then Phoebe will end

up alone again.

>> Man, that's some bad advice.

>> And the advances in coating in the past

5 years. I mean, we just got in an

X5000. You know, the X5000 makes an X50

look like a T71.

Hey, it's the dinosaur guy.

>> Hi, Ross.

>> Oh, hi Chloe.

>> I want you to meet some friends of mine.

This guy is my hero. He comes in with

some stuff. He wants it blown up 400%.

We said we don't do that. He says, "You

got to." And you know what? We did it.

And now anytime anybody wants 400, we

just say, "Let's russ it."

>> And that's the only color that comes in.

Yo, Chloe, do you have a quarter for the

condom machine?

>> So, what are you doing here? I thought

tonight was your big anniversary dinner.

>> Yeah, a little change of plans. Uh,

we're going to break up instead.

>> Hello.

>> Oh, hi. It's Mark.

>> Oh,

>> what is it? My breath?

>> No, sorry. I just thought you were

somebody else. Hi.

>> Hi. Well, look, I was just going to

leave a message. Isn't tonight your your

big anniversary dinner?

>> Well, well, um,

>> Ra, are you okay?

>> Yeah, I'm fine.

>> You want to talk? I mean, I can come

over.

>> No, really. No, please. That's That's

okay.

>> All right. All right. I'm coming over

and I'm bringing Chinese food.

>> Oh, yeah. I'm not I'm not hungry.

>> It's for me.

>> Oh,

okay. Bye.

So, what are you going to do?

>> What can I do? One person wants to break

up, you break up. Hey,

>> no way. Come on. This is you guys. Call

her and work it out.

>> Come on. We just had this huge fight.

All right. Don't I have to wait a while?

>> Hey, this isn't like swimming after you

eat.

>> Pick up your phone.

>> The whole swimming thing is a myth.

>> Yeah, tell that to my uncle Lenny.

>> Why? What happened to him?

nothing. He just really believes in

that.

>> And then we got into this big stupid

fight. I just it was awful. I told him

treats me like a park ranger or

something. Oh,

and then

I told him I wanted to take a break. I

don't want to take a break.

>> Oh, I'm sorry.

Egg roll.

>> No.

And then I called him and he wasn't

there.

>> Well, he's he's probably just out.

>> Oh, thank you. That's very helpful. I'm

glad you came over.

>> Hello.

>> Hi, it's me.

>> Hi. Oh, I'm so glad you called.

>> Really?

>> I've been thinking this is crazy. I

mean, don't don't you think we can work

on this?

>> Hey, what do you want to drink?

>> Who's that?

>> Nobody.

Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?

>> Is that Mark?

>> Oh, honey, look. He just came over.

>> Yeah, got it.

>> Hey, dinosaur guy. Look at you so sad.

Come dance.

>> Oh, that's okay. Thanks.

>> Hey,

you don't have to smile. Just have to

dance. Look,

>> I don't feel like dancing. I feel like

having a drink. Okay. Oh, okay. Hey, two

beers. Wait for me.

>> It was a mistake. I made a mistake.

Okay.

>> A mistake? What were you trying to put

it in her purse?

>> Where? Where did he put it?

>> Rosa, you had sex with another woman.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh god. I knew something had to be wrong

because my fingernails did not grow at

all yesterday.

>> Yeah. Well, I guess they had a fight and

he got drunk.

>> You guys knew about this and you didn't

tell us.

>> He has sex and we get hit in our heads.

>> You know what? I want you to leave. Get

out of here. Just get out.

>> No, I know. I want to stay. I want to

talk about this.

>> Okay. All right. How was she?

>> Uh-oh.

>> What

>> was she good?

>> Don't answer that.

>> I know. She said you wanted to talk

about it. Let's talk about it. How was

she?

>> She was awful.

>> She was not good. Not good.

>> Nothing compared to you.

>> She She was different. Oh.

>> Uhoh.

>> Good. Different.

>> Nobody likes change.

>> Should we do something?

>> Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel.

I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry. I I was

disgusted with myself and then this

morning I was so I was I was so upset

and then I got your message and I was so

happy and all I wanted was to get her

out of my apartment as FAST AS POSSIBLE.

>> WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. Wait a minute.

>> What time did your little friend leave?

>> Oh my god. She was there.

>> She was still there. She was in there

WHEN I WAS IN THERE.

OH, just

>> listen. Oh, hey. Hey, the important

thing is she meant she meant nothing to

me.

>> And yet SHE WAS WORTH JEOPARDIZING OUR

RELATIONSHIP.

>> LOOK, I didn't think there was a

relationship to jeopardize. I thought we

were broken up.

>> We were on a break.

>> That for all I knew could last forever.

That to me is a break up.

>> You think you're going to get out of

this on a technicality?

>> I'm not trying to get out of anything.

Okay. I thought our relationship was

dead.

>> Well, you sure had a hell of a time at

the wake.

>> You know what? I don't think we should

listen to this anymore.

>> What are you doing? I can't go out

there.

>> Why not? I'm hungry.

>> Because they'll know we've been

listening. God. And have to hear about

it from Gunther.

>> Come on. Like I wanted him to tell you,

I ran all over the place trying to make

sure that didn't happen.

Oh, that is so sweet.

>> I think I'm falling in love with you all

over again.

>> You know what? I think we can go out

there. I mean, they have more important

things to worry about.

>> Yeah, we'll be fine.

>> Look, Rachel, I wanted to tell you. I

thought I should. I I did. And then

Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.

>> Wax the door shut. We're never leaving.

What do we do?

>> What do you mean what do we do?

>> Twins.

Twins.

>> Taylor, you're panicking.

>> Uh-huh. Join me, won't you?

>> Okay. What do you say we keep one and

then just like have an option on the

other one?

>> We can't split them up.

>> Why not? We could give each of them half

a medallion and then years later they'll

find each other

and be reunited.

I mean, that's a great day for

everybody.

>> Okay. What if the person who adopts the

other one is horrible?

>> What if they're not? What if it's

adopted by a king?

>> Yeah, because I hear the king is looking

to adopt.

>> Michael, we are not ready to have two

babies.

>> That doesn't matter. We have waited so

long for this. I don't care if it's two

babies. I don't care if it's three

babies. I don't care if the entire cast

of eight is enough comes out of there.

All right, let's uh let's start with the

cons cuz they're more fun. Rachel first.

>> I don't know. I mean All right. I guess

you can say she's she's a little spoiled

sometimes.

>> You could say that.

>> I guess you know sometimes she's she's a

little ditzy, you know, and I' I've seen

her be a little too into her looks. But

oh, and like Julie and I, we have a lot

in common cuz we're both

paleontologists, right? But I mean,

Rachel's just a waitress.

>> Waitress.

Got it. You guys want to play Doom?

Or we can keep doing this.

What else?

I don't know.

Oh, her ankles are a little chubby.

>> Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with

her?

>> She's not Rachel.

>> Well, uh,

>> he broke up with Julie.

Well, go hug her for God's sakes.

>> Really?

>> Really?

It's always been you, Ra.

>> Oh, God.

Oh.

>> Oh, this is good. This is really good.

>> I know. I know. It's It's almost

>> What do you say we go take a walk? Just

us, not them.

>> Let me get my coat.

>> Okay. No. Hey. Whoa. Whoa. I'll get your

coat.

Okay.

He's going to get my coat.

>> He's going to get my coat. Oh my god.

You can't believe this is unbelievable.

>> What's that?

>> What? Nothing.

>> What is that? It's not my name. What is

it?

>> No. No. See? See? Hey, it's printing.

Hey, it's printing.

>> What is it? Let me see.

>> Hey, someone order a Coke.

>> Ros Chandler wrote something about me on

his computer and he won't let me see.

>> He won't. He won't. He

>> Because Isn't that Isn't that the the

the short story you were writing?

>> Yes. Yes, it is the short story that I

was writing

>> in a minute. Let me read it.

>> No.

>> Come on.

>> Hey, uh why don't you read it to her?

All right.

It was summer

and it was hot.

Rachel was there.

A lonely gray couch.

Oh, look. Cried Ned.

And then the kingdom was his forever.

The end.

That's it. That's all you wrote. You're

the worst WRITER IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

>> ALL RIGHT. All right. You know what?

This isn't funny anymore. There's

something about me on that piece of

paper, and I want to see it.

>> No, you don't.

You know what? Fine. If you guys want to

be children about this, that's fine. I

do not need TO

GO.

>> What is this?

>> That is something that's

>> Ross. What is this?

>> Thank you. Well, good luck.

>> Okay, just just remember how crazy I am

about you. Okay. kind of ditsy,

too into her looks,

>> spoiled.

>> Now that's a little spoiled. He was

supposed to type little, the idiot.

>> Just a waitress.

>> Now that that was uh I mean, as opposed

to uh the um Okay. Is is this over yet?

Ra,

>> I do not have chubby ankles.

>> No, I No, wait. Okay. Okay. Hey, look at

the other side. Look at Julie's column.

>> She's not Rach.

>> What the hell's a Rachel? No.

>> That's some stupid paleontology word

that I wouldn't know because I'm just a

waitress.

>> Ra, come on. Ra. Ra. No, no, no. It's

It's She's not Rachel. She's She's not

Rachel.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
quit /kwɪt/ A2	verb - 辞职 (zìjí)
pursuing /pərˈsuɪŋ/ B1	verb - 追求 (zhuīqiú)
resumes /rɪˈzʊmz/ B1	noun - 简历 (jiǎnlì)
fear /fɪr/ A1	noun - 恐惧 (kǒngjù)
motivation /ˌmoʊtɪˈveɪʃən/ B1	noun - 动机 (dòngjī)
advice /ədˈvaɪs/ A2	noun - 建议 (jiànyì)
sarcastic /sɑrˈkæstɪk/ B2	adjective - 讽刺的 (fěngcì de)
temporary /ˈtɛmpərɛri/ A2	adjective - 暂时的 (zànshí de)
fashion /ˈfæʃən/ A1	noun - 时尚 (shíshàng)
panic /ˈpænɪk/ A2	noun - 恐慌 (kǒnghuáng)
training /ˈtreɪnɪŋ/ A2	noun - 培训 (péixùn)
spoiled /spɔɪld/ B1	adjective - 被宠坏的 (bèi chǒnghuài de)
ditzy /ˈdɪtsi/ B2	adjective - 迷糊的 (míhu de)
paleontologist /ˌpeɪliɒnˈtɒlədʒɪst/ C1	noun - 古生物学家 (gǔshēngwùxuéjiā)
waitress /ˈweɪtrəs/ A1	noun - 女服务员 (nǚ fúwùyuán)
proposal /prəˈpoʊzəl/ B1	noun - 求婚 (qiúhūn)
adopt /əˈdɒpt/ B1	verb - 收养 (shōuyǎng)
cons /kɒnz/ B1	noun - 缺点 (quēdiǎn)
hug /hʌɡ/ A1	verb - 拥抱 (yōngbào)

重点语法结构

• I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but it's like we don't even know how to be with each other anymore.

  ➔ 第一类条件句（过去式 + would + 动词原形）

  ➔ 在过去时动词（"thought"）后使用情态动词 "would"，表示可能的未来情形：""would be""。

• Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

  ➔ 用于礼貌请求的情态动词

  ➔ 情态动词 "Can" 用于请求许可或礼貌请求：""Can I"" + 动词。

• I don't care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf.

  ➔ 对比结构 "which...and which..."

  ➔ 结构 "which...and which..." 用于比较两个选项：“which pot is regular” **和** “which pot is decaf”。

• I'm going to give you my week's notice.

  ➔ 表达未来意图的 "going to"

  ➔ "am/is/are going to" + 动词原形用于表达已决定的计划或意图：“going to give”。

• If you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.

  ➔ 第一类条件句（if + 一般现在时，will/祈使句）

  ➔ "If you quit this job" 中 if 后使用一般现在时，表示可能的将来条件，后续结果是 "you then have motivation..."。

• When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to more than that?

  ➔ 使用疑问词的间接问句

  ➔ 以 "When" 开头的间接问句，动词 "was" 放在主语 "it" 之后，而不是句首。

• I'm falling in love with you all over again.

  ➔ 用于暂时情感的现在进行时

  ➔ "am/is/are + -ing"（如 "am falling"）表示正在进行的、暂时的情感状态。

• I don't think we should listen to this anymore.

  ➔ 用于建议的否定情态动词 "should"

  ➔ 情态动词 "should" 的否定形式表示不要做某事的建议：“should not listen”（常缩写为 "shouldn't"）。