okay now just remember everything I
00:00
taught you and you'll be fine okay here
00:01
we go ready set wait this seat is really
00:04
uncomfortable but maybe before we start
00:09
we should just get another one perhaps
00:12
like an airplane seat or a bean bag
00:14
chair baby you can't get out of this
00:17
okay you have to learn how to ride a
00:20
bike why why do I have to
00:21
learn well in in case of an
00:25
emergency what kind of emergency well
00:28
what if a man comes along and puts a gun
00:32
to your head and says you ride this bike
00:34
or
00:37
I'll I'll shoot
00:38
you okay I would ring the bell to
00:41
distract him and then I would knock the
00:43
gun out of his hand with the Chinese
00:45
throwing
00:46
star okay phoei just just get get on the
00:48
bike and hey I'll hold you up and and
00:52
push you
00:55
okay you won't let go no you swear I
00:56
swear okay come
01:03
on all right here we go all right all
01:07
right all right feel good all right try
01:11
pedaling that's it you're doing great
01:13
you're doing great yes yes yes take
01:15
control
01:16
yes oh oh oh
01:20
no you score I I just thought you were
01:24
doing so well shot
01:28
[Laughter]
01:30
sh it's a legitimate learning
01:35
technique wasn't there a time when the
01:38
brightest Minds in the world believed
01:41
that the Earth was flat and up until
01:42
like what 50 years ago you all thought
01:45
the atom was the smallest thing until
01:47
you split it open and this like whole
01:49
mess of crap came
01:51
out now are you telling me that you are
01:53
so unbelievably arrogant that you can't
01:57
admit that there's a teeny tiny
02:00
possibility that you could be wrong
02:03
about
02:05
this there might
02:11
be a
02:15
teeny
02:18
tiny
02:21
possibility I can't believe you
02:24
caved what
02:28
you just abandon your whole belief
02:30
system no I mean before I didn't agree
02:34
with you but at least I respected
02:36
you no how how how are you going to go
02:38
into work tomorrow how how are you going
02:41
to face the other science guyses how how
02:43
are you going to face yourself
02:46
that was fun so who's hungry you got me
03:05
Taffy Taffy really I've never had any
03:09
ever well I think my mother was too busy
03:12
planning her suicide to provide
03:14
saltwater
03:16
treats thank
03:18
you so what are you just never going to
03:20
tell her oh no no no I will I just want
03:22
to butter her up first you know I'm
03:24
going to take her to an amazing
03:26
Valentine's dinner do all all this
03:28
romantic stuff and then just when she
03:30
thinks I'm the best boyfriend in the
03:32
world then I'm going to tell her that my
03:33
pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me
03:35
if I haven't said it before she's a
03:38
lucky lucky
03:40
lady so where are you going what the
03:43
mother of crap is up with this
03:46
stuff oh God it is it gum is it food
03:49
what what's the
03:52
deal oh it's nice may I try a pink one
03:56
you're on fire I know one more score to
03:59
go you can do it don't touch me don't
04:02
touch her all right go left go go right
04:03
go right I can I
04:07
can no you son of
04:09
[Music]
04:13
[Music]
04:22
a oh hi Ben no no don't look at the
04:27
machine every time I go to the dentist
04:32
somebody
04:34
dies that is so weird because every time
04:36
I go to the dentist I look down the
04:38
hygienist
04:40
blouse Phoebe what um what yeah yeah
04:42
first there was my Aunt Mary and then
04:47
there was um John my mailman and then my
04:49
my cowboy friend albino
04:52
Bob and all of these people actually
04:54
died yes while I was in the chair
04:57
that's why I take such good care of my
05:00
teeth now you know it's not about oral
05:01
hygiene I floss to save
05:03
lives fees come on you didn't kill
05:05
anybody these people just happen to die
05:08
when you went to the dentist it's it's
05:10
just a coincidence well tell that to
05:12
them oh you can't they're
05:14
dead hey Ross I'm so glad someone's here
05:17
could you zip me
05:21
up sure thank you can you believe no one
05:24
between my apartment in here offered to
05:28
do that for
05:30
me
05:31
people so uh why are you so dressed up
05:34
oh um Mike's picking me up for a date oh
05:37
yeah now how's that going is it getting
05:40
serious I don't know I don't know I mean
05:42
you know I like him but you know am I
05:45
ready to take my gray a loins off the
05:48
meat market I'm not quite
05:50
sure you know I I really admire your
05:53
your whole dating attitude it's so
05:56
healthy I'm always like is this moving
05:59
too fast is this moving too slow where
06:01
where is this going yeah you know you
06:03
are a bit of a drama
06:05
queen well you you're so much better off
06:07
you know you just go from guy to Guy
06:09
having fun and not worrying that it
06:12
never turns into anything
06:14
serious I would say
06:16
never you know there was that
06:18
guy okay well what
06:21
about okay well there's got to be
06:24
someone there isn't that's what I'm
06:27
saying
06:29
oh my God you're right I know and yet
06:31
here you are all ready for the next
06:33
date I can't believe I never realized
06:37
this before I'm in my 30s and I've never
06:39
been in a long-term
06:42
relationship oh my God what's wrong with
06:44
me no no no
06:48
no um there's there's nothing wrong with
06:51
you I mean you don't strike me as the
06:54
type of person that wants to get married
06:56
anyway want to get
06:58
married God please please don't cry
07:01
because of me I I don't know what I'm
07:03
talking about okay I've been divorced
07:06
three times yeah well at least you've
07:07
been married oh my God I want to trade
07:10
lives with
07:13
Ross and that should conclusively prove
07:15
that I had the idea for Jurassic Park
07:18
first let's take a
07:22
look oh my God what are you doing here I
07:24
need to talk to you it's pretty urgent
07:27
it's about Monica and Chandler oh my god
07:29
um of course of uh would you please
07:31
excuse me for a moment um do you know
07:34
each other's hometowns why don't
07:37
you what's going on well um not much but
07:40
I was just thinking that since those
07:44
guys just got engaged that maybe it'd be
07:46
nice if they had some privacy you know
07:48
so could I just move in with you for a
07:50
couple
07:52
days um okay yeah sure but what what's
07:54
wrong with Monica and Chandler nothing
07:58
why Phoebe you said it was urgent oh
08:04
yeah it is I'm going to the movies and
08:07
it starts in like 5
08:08
minutes do you realize I have a
08:12
classroom full of
08:15
students oh I'm sorry I'm so rude does
08:18
anyone want to come to the
08:21
movies hi Hey listen I wanted to ask you
08:22
something about marriage oh great now
08:25
you're seeking me out to make jokes I
08:27
mean I can see if we're all hanging out
08:29
but they come to my home no no I really
08:30
want to know how you feel about it why
08:33
Mike doesn't ever want to get
08:37
married never
08:39
never wow well you still going to move
08:41
in with him well I want to but I just
08:44
wanted you to tell me that marriage
08:48
really isn't that big a deal you know
08:49
that I won't I won't be missing out on
08:51
anything that marriage
08:52
stinks yeah marriage stinks
08:55
I mean if you want to see a man gain
08:59
weight and a woman Stop Shaving get him
09:02
married that's not how you really feel
09:06
is it no I'm
09:08
sorry look I I know it's not what you
09:10
want to hear right now but I can't help
09:12
it I I love marriage seriously you
09:14
divorce
09:17
o if you have to call me a name I prefer
09:18
Ross the divorcer it's just
09:21
cooler look look I know my marriages
09:25
didn't exactly work out but
09:27
you know I I loved being that committed
09:29
to another person and Carol and I had
09:31
some good times before she became a
09:34
lesbian and once
09:36
afterward anyway I'm I'm
09:39
sorry it's okay that's how you
09:42
feel but come on I mean living together
09:45
will be great I mean you guys have so
09:48
much fun and you love Mike I do love
09:50
Mike yeah see and you were so excited
09:53
about moving in together before and you
09:56
know what you should be it's a big
09:59
deal yeah I guess you're
10:01
right yeah thanks this helped thanks the
10:04
divorcer to the
10:07
rescue it's not cooler yeah I just heard
10:10
it be what's wrong I'm just so exhausted
10:13
from dragging around this huge
10:16
engagement
10:18
ring congratulations so did it get on
10:19
one knee did did he have a speech
10:23
prepared oh did he cry
10:24
yeah big surprise I like
10:29
proposals hi hey hey oh so um how'd you
10:32
make out last
10:36
night that that is funny that is
10:39
painfully funny no wait wait yeah that's
10:42
just
10:45
painful wait a minute I thought last
10:46
night was was great yeah it was but I
10:49
get home okay and I see Julie sailing
10:52
Solution on my night table and I'm
10:55
thinking to myself oh my God what the
10:56
hell am I doing I mean here I am I'm
10:57
with Julie this incredible great woman
11:00
who I care about and and who cares about
11:02
me and I'm like what am I just going to
11:04
throw all that away you got all that
11:06
from saline
11:08
solution wait a minut we're talking
11:10
about Rachel here you and Rachel oh
11:11
believe me I've been dreaming about me
11:14
and Rachel for like 10 years now but now
11:16
I'm with Julie you know so it's like me
11:18
and Julie me and Rachel me and Julie me
11:21
and ra Rachel
11:24
Rachel hey you how are you good how are
11:27
you good good hi Honey hi Julie hi
11:31
Julie
11:36
Julie um how are you good good so
11:38
everybody's
11:42
here everybody's
11:44
good so were you going to play something
11:48
phoei well actually I
11:51
did all right hey Julie I didn't know
11:55
you lenses
11:59
what okay um hi hello hi okay so um this
12:02
is a song um about a love triangle
12:09
between three people that I made
12:12
up um it's called um two of them kissed
12:17
last
12:20
night there was a girl we'll call her
12:24
Betty and and a guy let's call him
12:28
Neil now I can't stress this point too
12:32
strongly this story isn't
12:36
real now o Neal must decide who will be
12:41
the girl that he casts aside will Betty
12:45
be the one who he loves truly or will it
12:47
be the one who will call
12:50
louly he must decide he must decide even
12:55
though I made him up he must
12:59
decide you want a dinner tonight oh I
13:01
can't i' I've got a date with that
13:05
waitress Katie yeah I I know we've only
13:06
gone out like twice but I don't know I
13:09
have a really good feeling about her oh
13:12
I hear divorce
13:14
Bells all right just give me your wals
13:16
and there won't be a problem what I have
13:18
a gun okay just just relax Phoebe just
13:21
stay
13:23
calm oh my God I can't find my wallet
13:26
all right lady now give me your purse no
13:31
what do you mean no I knew you'd be my
13:35
death Phoebe
13:36
Buffet LOL is that you Phoebe oh my God
13:39
oh my God oh I'm sorry Ross this is my
13:45
old friend LOL from the
13:49
streets LOL Ross Ross nice to meet you
13:52
yeah a real
13:55
pleasure it's been so long oh so long I
13:57
can't believe you're still doing this ah
14:02
I know but I quit smoking good for you
14:04
so you look like you're doing really
14:07
well I guess your mugging days are
14:09
behind you oh oh my God Phi you used to
14:10
mug
14:15
people excuse me Ross I'm old friends
14:16
catching up I'm here ready to play I
14:19
brought a bunch of stuff for the house
14:23
so check it out ha
14:25
what's this that's a dog every house
14:31
should have a dog not one that can pee
14:33
on the
14:36
roof maybe it's so big because the house
14:39
was built on radioactive
14:42
waste and is this in case the house
14:46
sneezes no no that's the ghost for the
14:51
attic I don't want a ghost well nobody
14:55
wants a
14:58
ghost but you've got one because the
15:01
house is sitting on an ancient Indian
15:04
burial
15:06
ground wait a minute the house was built
15:08
on radioactive waste and an ancient
15:11
Indian burial
15:13
ground that would never happen sorry I
15:15
uh I scared you in there oh that's
15:18
okay by the way I was just checking the
15:22
shower massager yeah
15:26
hey tried to reach you at work there's
15:31
been a
15:34
fire what oh my oh my
15:35
God what happened well we believe it
15:40
originated
15:43
here in the aroma
15:46
room all right did everyone get out okay
15:48
well the draft's okay and so is the
15:51
pirate what is this no phbe don't look
15:54
you don't want to see what's under there
15:57
the the Foster puppets hey hey did
16:02
Rachel find you no why oh she was
16:05
looking for you oh well I guess I'll
16:09
catch up with you
16:11
later well she really want to talk to
16:13
you now yeah it uh seemed pretty
16:15
important oh
16:20
no
16:22
what I think I might know what this is
16:24
about
16:26
really yeah uh uh we promised we were
16:30
going to tell anybody this but
16:34
uh about a month ago uh Rachel and I
16:37
slept
16:41
together
16:42
and wellow I thought you'd be a little
16:47
more shocked uh oh sorry
16:49
and well we we said we' just do it that
16:57
one time but but now I I think she may
17:00
want to start things up again yeah I
17:04
don't think that's what it is found you
17:07
in my
17:10
bed how'd you wind up there you are a
17:11
mystery little black curly
17:17
hair little black curly hair little
17:20
black little black little black little
17:24
black little black curly hair
17:26
[Music]
17:31
thank now if you want to receive emails
17:36
about my upcoming shows then please give
17:39
me money so I can buy a
17:41
computer hey hey what have you guys been
17:45
up to oh we went to a self-defense class
17:47
today wow yeah kicking a guy in the
17:49
crotch all morning really takes it out
17:51
of
17:53
you takes it out of
17:54
you now now we can kick anybody's ass
17:57
yeah after one class I don't think so
18:01
what you want to see me self-defend
18:04
myself go over there and pretend you're
18:05
a sexual predator go on I dare
18:07
you of course you could defend yourself
18:10
from an attack you know is coming that's
18:13
not enough look I studied karate for a
18:15
long
18:20
time and there's a concept you should
18:21
really be familiar with it's what the
18:24
Japanese call unagi
18:26
isn't that a kind of
18:31
sushi no it's a concept yeah it is it is
18:33
it's freshwater
18:36
eel all right maybe it means that too oh
18:38
I would kill for a salmon skin roll
18:41
right
18:42
now no fine get attacked I don't even
18:44
care come on Ross we're sorry please
18:47
tell us what it
18:50
is unagi is a state of total a
18:53
awareness okay only by achieving true
18:59
unagi can you be prepared for any danger
19:02
that may befall
19:04
you you mean in case someone's trying to
19:07
steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your
19:09
kettle of
19:11
fish all I'm saying is it's one thing
19:15
being prepared for an attack against
19:18
like each other whole another story
19:20
being prepared for an attack I don't
19:22
know like a surprise
19:24
all right you knew that was coming but
19:34
that doesn't mean you have
19:36
unagi oh you know what if we made
19:41
reservations we could have unagi in
19:43
about a half
19:45
hour
19:50
was dang Danger
19:52
what the hell was that a lesson in the
19:59
importance of
20:03
unagi you're a
20:07
freak
20:10
perhaps now I'm curious at what point
20:13
during those girlish screams would you
20:16
have begun to kick my
20:18
ass all right so we Wen
20:22
prepared I'm sorry I had to take so
20:26
drastic measures to make my point but I
20:29
look I just want you guys to be
20:31
safe
20:33
danger
20:40
ahuh
20:41
[Music]
20:50
unagi Danger
20:52
[Applause]
20:58
ah Salmon skin
21:01
[Music]
21:06
roll C say Jack yeah Alex tbec oh of
21:08
course Chuck Woolery definitely Phoebe
21:13
you will not find a single game show
21:16
host whose ass I cannot kick
21:19
no say it say we are
21:30
unagi it's not something you are it's
21:34
something you
21:36
have say it you know what I could easily
21:38
get out of this but there's a chance you
21:41
can get very very
21:43
hurt
21:47
[Music]
21:49
oh uhhuh Nowhere to Run
21:52
I don't like sitting up here I'm I'm
21:59
going to go over no Rachel they got here
22:02
first why is Ross doing that danger oh
22:12
my God why is he jumping on those
22:16
women we should help
22:21
them I I don't think they need any help
22:23
a
22:28
[Music]
22:36
歌词与翻译
[中文]
好吧，现在只要记住我
教给你的一切，你就在这里没事的
我们准备好，等待这个座位真的
不舒服，但也许在我们开始之前
我们应该再买一个，也许
像飞机座椅或豆袋
椅子宝贝，你无法摆脱这个
好吧，你必须学习如何骑
自行车为什么我必须
好好学习如果发生
紧急情况，什么样的紧急情况
如果一个男人走过来，用枪
指着你的头，说你骑这辆自行车
或
我会开枪
你好吧，我会按铃
分散他的注意力，然后我会用中国人
枪，好吧，菲只是骑上
扔
明星来打掉他手中的
自行车，嘿，我会抱住你，然后
推你
好吧，你不会放手，不，你发誓我
发誓，好吧，来吧
好吧，我们走吧，好吧，好吧，好吧，试试
...
踩踏板，就是这样，你做得很好
你做得很好，是是是，带
控制
是哦哦哦
不，你得分我，我只是觉得你
拍得很好
[笑声]
这是一个合法的学习
技术没有时代
世界上最聪明的人相信
地球是平的，直到
就像50年前你们所认为的那样
原子是最小的东西，直到
你把它劈开，这就像一团
乱七八糟的东西出来了
现在你是在告诉我，你
如此令人难以置信的傲慢，以至于你不能
承认有一个微小的
可能性，你可能会错
关于
这可能
...
很小
微小
可能性我不敢相信你
屈服了
你只是放弃了你的整个信仰
系统不我的意思是之前我不同意
你但至少我尊重
你不知道你要怎么走
明天上班你打算如何
面对其他科学家
你要如何面对自己
这很有趣，所以谁饿了你就来找我
太妃糖太妃糖真的我从来没有吃过
一直很好我想我妈妈太忙了
计划她自杀来提供
盐水
款待谢谢
你所以你永远不会去
告诉她哦，不不不，我只想
先拍拍她，你知道我
要带她去吃一顿很棒的
情人节晚餐，做所有这些
浪漫的事情，然后当她
认为我是
世界上最好的男朋友时，我会告诉她我
怀孕的前女友和我住在一起
如果我在她是
幸运幸运
女士之前没说过，那么你要去哪里
垃圾之母在搞这个
东西哦上帝，它是口香糖它是食物
什么是
交易哦它很好我可以尝试一个粉红色的
你着火了我知道还有一分
去吧你可以这样做不要碰我不要
碰她好吧向左向右走
向右走我可以我
你不能吗
的儿子[音乐]
[音乐]
哦嗨本不不不要每次我去看牙医时都看
机器
有人
死了，这太奇怪了，因为每次
我去看牙医，我看不起
卫生员
衬衫菲比什么嗯什么耶耶
首先是我的玛丽阿姨，然后
有嗯约翰，我的邮递员，然后是我的
我的牛仔朋友白化病
鲍勃和所有这些人实际上
在我坐在椅子上的时候死了
这就是为什么我好好照顾我的
牙齿，现在你知道这与口腔
卫生无关，我使用牙线是为了挽救
生命。费用来吧，你没有杀死
任何人，这些人只是碰巧死了
当你去看牙医时，这
只是一个巧合，我们告诉
他们哦，你不能，他们
死了嘿罗斯，我很高兴有人在这里
你能拉上我的拉链吗
当然谢谢你，你能相信吗
在我的公寓之间没有人愿意
为
我
的人做这件事，呃你为什么穿得这么漂亮
哦嗯迈克来接我约会哦
是的，现在情况怎么样了
严重了我不知道我不知道我的意思是
你知道我喜欢他，但你知道我
准备好从
肉类市场上脱身了吗
你确定我知道我真的很钦佩你
你整个约会的态度是如此
健康我总是喜欢这样的移动
太快了这移动太慢了
这是要去哪里是的你知道你
有点像戏剧
女王，你的处境好多了
你知道你只是从一个男人变成另一个男人
玩得开心，不用担心它
永远不会变成任何东西
严肃的我会说
你从来不知道有那个
家伙好吧好吧
好吧好吧一定有
有人不是这就是我
说的
哦天哪，你是对的，我知道，但是
在这里，你已经准备好迎接下一个
约会了，我不敢相信我在30多岁之前从未意识到
这一点，而且我从未
有过长期的关系
天哪，
我出了什么问题
不，你
没有什么问题，我的意思是你没有让我觉得你是那种
想要结婚的人
无论如何想要
结婚上帝请不要哭泣
因为我我我不知道我在说什么
好吧我已经离婚了
三次是的好吧至少你已经
结婚了哦天哪，我想用
的生命与
罗斯交换，这应该最终证明
我有侏罗纪公园的想法
首先让我们看一下
天哪，你在这儿做什么我
需要和你谈谈，这很紧急
这是关于莫妮卡和钱德勒的，天啊
嗯，呃，你可以吗
打扰一下，你知道吗
彼此的家乡为什么不知道
你们进展顺利，嗯，没什么，但是
我只是在想，既然那些
家伙刚刚订婚，也许
如果他们有一些隐私就好了，你知道
所以我可以搬来和你一起住
情侣
天，嗯，好的，当然，但是莫妮卡和钱德勒有什么问题
什么都没有
为什么菲比你说这很紧急哦
是的，我要去看电影，
大约5分钟后开始
你意识到我有一个
教室，里面挤满了
个学生哦抱歉，我太粗鲁了，
有人想来看
电影吗？嗨，嘿，听着，我想问你
一些关于婚姻的事情，现在太棒了
你找我来开玩笑，我
的意思是我可以看到我们是否都出去玩
，但他们来我家，不，不，我真的
想知道你对此有何感想，为什么
迈克不这样做曾经想过
结婚 从来没有
从来没有哇哦，好吧，你还是要搬
和他一起住，我想，但我只是
想让你告诉我，婚姻
真的不是什么大不了的事，你知道
我不会，我不会错过
任何婚姻
臭的东西，是的，婚姻很臭
我的意思是，如果你想看到一个男人增加
体重，一个女人停止剃须让他
结婚，这不是你真正的感受
是吗，我
抱歉，我知道这不是你
现在想听到的，但我无能为力
它我我认真地爱婚姻你
离婚
o如果你必须叫我一个名字，我更喜欢
罗斯离婚者只是
看起来更酷，我知道我的婚姻
并不顺利，但
你知道我喜欢成为
另一个人的承诺，卡罗尔和我在她成为
一些美好时光
女同性恋之前度过了
无论如何，我
抱歉，这就是你的感受
，但来吧，我的意思是住在一起
会很棒，我的意思是你们
很开心，而且你爱迈克，我真的很爱
迈克，是的，你看到了，你很兴奋
之前搬到一起，你
知道自己应该成为什么样子，这是一件大事
是的，我猜你
是的，是的，谢谢，这有助于感谢
离婚者对
的救援，这并不酷，是的，我刚刚听说
出了什么问题，我只是太累了
，因为拖着这个巨大的
订婚
戒指，祝贺它，所以它上了吗
单膝跪下，他有演讲吗
准备好了，他哭了吗
是的，我喜欢
大惊喜提案嗨嘿嘿哦所以嗯你怎么
做出最后
晚上那很有趣，
非常有趣，不等等，是的，那是
只是
痛苦等一下，我以为上
晚上很棒，是的，但我
回家了，我看到朱莉航行
解决方案在我的床头柜上，我
在心里想哦天哪
我到底在做什么我的意思是我在这里
和朱莉一起，这个令人难以置信的伟大女人
我关心她，谁关心
我和我就像我要做什么
把所有这些都扔掉，你从盐水中得到了所有
...
解决方案等一下，我们正在谈论
关于瑞秋的事情，你和瑞秋哦
相信我，我一直梦见我
和瑞秋，但现在
我和朱莉在一起，你知道，所以这就像我
和朱莉，我，瑞秋，我，朱莉，我
和瑞秋
瑞秋，你好吗，怎么样
你很好，亲爱的，你好，朱莉，嗨
朱莉
朱莉嗯你好吗，所以
每个人
在这里每个人
很好所以你要玩一些东西
phoei实际上我
做得很好嘿朱莉我不知道
你镜头
什么好吧嗯嗨你好好吧所以嗯这个
是一首关于三角恋
的歌曲，是我制作的
三个人之间的三角恋，嗯，这就是他们中的两个人亲吻的
昨晚
晚上，有一个女孩我们叫她
贝蒂，还有一个男人我们叫他
尼尔，现在我也不能强调这一点
强烈这个故事现在不是
真实的 o 尼尔必须决定谁将是
被他抛弃的女孩贝蒂
会成为他真正爱的人，还是
会打电话给
低劣的人，他必须决定他必须决定甚至
虽然我编造了他，但他必须
决定你今晚想要一顿晚餐哦，我
不能我' 我和那个
女服务员凯蒂有个约会，是的，我知道我们只有
出去了两次，但我不知道
对她有很好的感觉哦
我听说要离婚
钟声好吧，把你的wals给我
，我的东西不会有问题
一把枪，好吧，放松一下，菲比
保持
冷静，天哪，我找不到我的钱包
好吧，女士现在给我你的钱包不
你什么意思不我知道你会是我的
死亡菲比
自助餐哈哈是你菲比哦我的上帝
哦我的上帝哦我很抱歉罗斯这是我的
老朋友哈哈来自
街道哈哈罗斯罗斯很高兴见到你
是的
很高兴它已经这么久了哦这么久我
不敢相信你还在这样做啊
我知道，但我戒烟对你有好处
所以你看起来真的做得很好
好吧我猜你抢劫的日子已经过去了
哦哦天啊Phi你以前
马克
人们对不起罗斯我是老朋友
赶上我准备好玩了我
给房子带来了一堆东西
所以检查一下哈
这是什么，每个房子都有一只狗
应该养一只狗，而不是一只可以在
也许它这么大，因为房子
屋顶撒尿的狗
是用放射性
废物建造的，这是为了以防万一房子
打喷嚏不不，那是鬼魂
阁楼我不想有鬼，没有人
想要
鬼，但你有一个，因为
房子坐落在一个古老的印第安
墓地
地面上，等一下，房子是建在
的放射性废物和一个永远不会发生的古老的
印度墓地
地上，对不起，我
呃，我在那里吓到你了，没关系
好吧我刚刚检查
淋浴按摩器的方式是的
嘿，在工作时试图联系你，
发生了
火灾，天哪，天啊，天啊，发生了什么，我们相信它
...
起源于
这里的香气
房间，好吧，大家都出去了
好吧，风没问题，
海盗也是，这是什么？ phbe别看
你不想看到下面有什么
福斯特木偶嘿嘿做的
瑞秋找不到你为什么哦她在
找你哦好吧我想我会
追上你
稍后她真的很想和你说话
你现在是的，它看起来很重要
哦
不
我想我可能知道这是什么
关于
真的是啊呃我们答应过我们
会告诉任何人这件事但是
呃大约一个月前呃雷切尔和我
睡
在一起
然后我以为你会有点
更震惊呃哦对不起
和好吧，我们说过我们只是这样做
一次，但现在我想她可能
想重新开始，是的，我
不认为这就是你
在我的
床上找到的，你怎么会在那里，你是一个
神秘的小黑卷发
头发小黑卷发小
黑小黑小黑小
黑小黑色卷发
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谢谢，如果您想收到关于我即将推出的节目的电子邮件
，请给
我钱，这样我就可以买一台
电脑嘿嘿，你们最近
最近在做什么哦，我们今天去了自卫课
哇耶，踢了一个人在
整个早上的胯部真的把它拿出来了
的
你把它拿出来了
你现在我们可以踢任何人的屁股
是的，上完课后我不这么认为
你想看到我自卫
我自己去那里假装你是
一个性掠夺者继续我敢
你当然可以保护自己
免受攻击，你知道是来了，这
还不够，我学了
很长
时间的空手道，有一个概念你应该
真正熟悉，这就是
日本人所说的鳗鱼
那不是一种
寿司，不，这是一个概念，是的，它是
它是淡水
鳗鱼好吧，也许这也意味着这个意思哦
我会杀了三文鱼皮卷
对
现在没有罚款受到攻击我什至不
关心来吧罗斯我们很抱歉请
告诉我们这是什么
鳗鱼是一种完全的状态
意识好吗只有实现真正的
鳗鱼你才能为任何可能降临在
如果有人试图
你的意思是的危险做好准备
偷你的竹睡垫或你的
一壶
鱼，我想说的是，这是一回事
为攻击做好准备
就像彼此一样，完全是另一个故事
为攻击做好准备，我不
知道就像一个惊喜
好吧，你知道那会发生，但
这并不意味着你有
鳗鱼哦，你知道吗，如果我们做了
预订，我们就可以在
大约半小时
小时
吃到鳗鱼，危险
到底是什么，关于
鳗鱼重要性的一课
鳗鱼，你是一个
怪胎
也许现在我很好奇，在那些女孩般的尖叫声中，你会在什么时候
...
已经开始踢我的
屁股了，所以我们文
做好了准备，很抱歉我不得不采取如此
严厉的措施来表达我的观点，但我
看起来我只是希望你们
安全
危险
啊哈
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鳗鱼危险
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啊鲑鱼皮
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滚C说杰克是的亚历克斯tbec哦
课程查克·伍尔里绝对是菲比
你不会找到任何一个游戏节目
主持人我不能踢他的屁股
不说我们是
鳗鱼这不是你的东西它是
你
说的东西你知道我能做什么轻松
摆脱困境，但你有可能
可能会受到非常非常
伤害
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哦啊哈无处可逃
我不喜欢坐在这里，我
要回顾一下他们在这里的瑞秋
首先为什么罗斯要这样做危险哦
我的上帝为什么他要跳上那些
我们应该帮助的女性
她们我认为她们不需要任何帮助
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重点词汇
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uncomfortable ʌnˈkʌm.fər.tə.bəl A2 |
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perhaps pəˈhæps A1 |
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emergency ɪˈmɝː.dʒən.si A2 |
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distract dɪˈstrækt B1 |
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arrogant ˈær.ə.ɡənt B1 |
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Valentine's ˈvæl.ən.taɪnz A2 |
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pregnant ˈprɛɡ.nənt A2 |
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hygienist ˈhaɪ.dʒiː.nɪst B2 |
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commitment kəˈmɪt.mənt B1 |
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unagi uːˈnɑː.ɡi B2 |
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proposal prəˈpoʊ.zəl A2 |
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重点语法结构
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okay now just remember everything I taught you and you'll be fine okay here we go
➔ 条件句（第一类）- '如果你记得，你就会没事'
➔ 这句话使用条件结构来表达一个可能的结果。“如果”是隐含的。结构是：“如果+现在时，will + 动词原形”。“everything I **taught** you” 使用过去式来描述一个完成的动作。
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okay you have to learn how to ride a bike why why do I have to learn
➔ 情态动词 ('have to') 表示义务，以及疑问词疑问句
➔ “you **have to** learn” 这个短语表示一种必要性。重复“why”强调了说话者对义务的质疑。Wh-疑问句的结构是“疑问词 + 助动词 + 主语 + 主要动词”。
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what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says you ride this bike or I'll shoot you
➔ 假设情况（第二条件句 - 'if' 隐含），以及 'if' 从句中的将来时
➔ “what if...” 这个短语引入了一个假设场景。结构类似于第二条件句，但“if”是隐含的。“I'll shoot you” 的使用是表达威胁的将来时。动词“puts”用现在时来描述普遍真理或习惯。
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you won't let go no you swear I swear okay come on
➔ 否定祈使句 ('won't let go')，以及强调性的重复 ('I swear')
➔ “you won't let go” 这个短语是一个否定的命令或禁止。重复“I swear” 用于强调并让对方安心。“okay come on” 的使用是鼓励继续。
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