You're on fire. I know. One more score
00:00
to go. You can do it. Don't touch it.
00:02
Don't touch her. All right. Go left. Go
00:03
left. Go right. Go right. I can't. I
00:06
can't. No. You son of a
00:09
[Music]
00:22
Phoebe.
00:26
Oh, hi Ben. No, don't look at the
00:28
machine.
00:30
She still has not noticed that the baby
00:32
sock is on the ground. It's a good
00:34
toast.
00:36
Will you please get her attention?
00:38
Oh, mommy.
00:40
Oh, for God's sake, Judy. Pick up the
00:52
sock. Pick up the sock. Pick up the
00:55
I'm sorry. Was that rude? You can wear
01:02
this. Thanks.
01:05
Okay. I'm setting the phone
01:09
down, but I'm still
01:12
here. Just don't go anywhere. I'm still
01:15
here. Don't Don't switch or anything cuz
01:17
I'm I'm right here. Just one
01:20
sec. One sec. One second. Wait one
01:23
second. Just baby. What? Monica, I'm
01:28
scared. That's That's a sleeve. Okay.
01:32
And we also have speaker phone. Please
01:36
stay on the line. Your call is important
01:39
to us. Anyway, you got to hang up cuz
01:41
we're going to be late. Thank you for
01:43
your patience. You're the next caller.
01:45
Yes. Yes, I'm the next caller. You're
01:48
going to have me hang up.
01:51
Hey,
01:54
can you take a duck and a chick to the
01:56
theater?
01:58
Of course not. Okay. I just wanted them
02:00
to hear it from somebody else.
02:02
Well, I never thought I'd say this, but
02:06
I'm going to go use ugly naked guys
02:08
bathroom.
02:09
Oh, look. There's there's Monica and
02:14
Chandler. Hey. Hey, you guys. Hey.
02:16
[Applause]
02:21
and Monica. Monica. Oh my
02:29
god. Monica. Oh my god. Oh my eyes. My
02:32
eyes. Okay. It's okay. It's okay. No,
02:38
they're doing it. I know. I know. I
02:42
know. You know. Yes. I know. And Joey
02:44
knows. But Ross doesn't know. So you
02:47
have to stop screaming.
02:48
What's going on?
02:50
What? What? Nothing. Oh god. No. We're
02:54
just so excited that you want to get
02:56
this apartment.
02:58
Actually, it looks really good.
02:59
It looks pretty good. Get in here.
03:02
Monica, if there is something that you
03:08
would like to share. You know, you had
03:09
no right to go out with him. That is the
03:11
most ridiculous. You sold me out. I did
03:13
not say you did. You absolutely sold me.
03:15
Did you just flick me?
03:22
Okay. Well, you wouldn't let me finish
03:26
and I was just Ow, that
03:27
hurt. Quit flicking. Ow. You flicking.
03:31
You flicked me first. Get it.
03:36
Ow. No. Let's not do this. Let's pause.
03:42
Happy.
03:46
[Music]
03:50
Okay, now I'm going to kick some ass.
03:59
All right, now I will let go if you both
04:10
stop. What do you You want me to stop
04:13
seeing him? Is that what you want?
04:16
Uhhuh. You want me to just call him up
04:17
and tell him that you're seeing him
04:19
instead? Is that what you want?
04:21
Okay. Oh, that's what you want?
04:25
Yes. Fine. Fine. There we
04:29
go. You know what? If we were in prison,
04:35
you guys would be like my
04:37
[Applause]
04:42
You know what? Let's just go. No. Hey,
04:44
we're not leaving till we get paid. I
04:46
don't know who she thinks she is. Enough
04:49
is
04:51
enough. Hey, wait a
04:53
[Music]
04:55
long Excuse me. Excuse me.
04:57
Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very very
05:02
hard time for you. Um, but um, we
05:05
provided a service and we deserve to be
05:08
paid because you ate that service and
05:10
um, we are not leaving here until we are
05:12
paid every penny because you know what,
05:15
lady? We're part-time caterers and we
05:16
have no place else to go.
05:18
All right, I'll get my bag. Good.
05:22
[Laughter]
05:27
I'm going to leave some cards here.
05:34
Please think of us for your next event.
05:38
How could you be beeping? I just
06:16
disconnected you. I took out your
06:18
battery. How can Don't interrupt me. Hi,
06:20
look who's back.
06:24
Hey, Feebs. Call security. Thes. Uh,
06:26
didn't you get fired? I don't think so.
06:31
Phoebe. Jack. Hey.
06:34
What are you doing here? All better.
06:38
Back to work. Except this clown from
06:40
research told me I was fired. He should
06:42
do his research, huh?
06:44
Well, you were fired.
06:47
Nuh-uh.
06:50
I told that guy who answered your phone.
06:52
Oh, okay. I didn't get that message, so
06:54
this doesn't count. Anyway, I'll be in
06:57
my office. Uh, Phoebe, I you you you
06:58
don't have an office. That's all right.
07:01
I'll I'll work right here. This is good.
07:03
Next to this plant.
07:06
Let's You're in my office.
07:09
Look, I have made a lot of cash for this
07:12
company, okay? I am talking big bucks,
07:14
pesos, yen, rubles. You make one little
07:17
mistake. You lost $13 million. Oh, so
07:20
now this is all about
07:23
money. You know it's bad enough that Ow!
07:25
Oh, you have got to be kidding. Are you
07:28
all right? I'm having another heart
07:32
attack. What? I'm having another heart
07:34
attack. Call 911.
07:36
Hey, dumbass.
07:39
Hey, thieves. How's it going? Well, they
07:44
fired me and I'm having a heart attack.
07:46
Well, welcome back.
07:48
Got me taffy.
07:51
Taffy? Really? I've never had any. ever.
07:53
Well, I think my mother was too busy
07:56
planning her suicide to provide
07:58
saltwater treats.
07:59
Thank you.
08:02
So, what are you just never going to
08:04
tell her? Oh, no, no, no. I will. I just
08:06
want to butter her up first. You know,
08:08
I'm going to take her to an amazing
08:09
Valentine's dinner, do all this romantic
08:11
stuff, and then just when she thinks I'm
08:14
the best boyfriend in the world, then
08:16
I'm going to tell her that my pregnant
08:18
ex-girlfriend is living with me. If I
08:19
haven't said it before, she's a lucky
08:22
lucky
08:24
lady. So, where are you going? What?
08:27
What the mother of crap is up with this
08:29
stuff?
08:31
Oh, God. Is it gum? Is it food? What?
08:33
What's the deal?
08:36
Oh, it's nice. May I try a pink one?
08:40
Hello, and merry Christmas. Oh, thank
08:45
you, sir. Here's some joy.
08:49
Hey, want to see how it's going? Well,
08:53
it's going okay. Oh, good. Here, let me
08:55
help you out. Oh, thanks. Yeah.
08:57
Wow. Is that a new suede jacket? It
09:01
looks really expensive.
09:03
Yeah, I
09:07
guess. Just get your nails done.
09:10
Yes, baby. But this is all I have. Okay.
09:14
Okay. Thanks. Happy holidays. Here's
09:17
your joy. Thank you.
09:19
Thank you. Happy holidays. And wait but
09:21
you can't take the money out. I'm making
09:24
change. I need change for the bus. But
09:26
can't you leave the dollar? This money's
09:28
for the poor. I'm poor. I got to take
09:30
the bus.
09:32
Okay. Season's greetings and everything,
09:34
but still bite me, blondie.
09:36
Oh, I'm going to give him something
09:40
besides joy. Just All right. Check out
09:42
this bad boy. 12 MGB of RAM, 500
09:45
megabyte hard drive, built-in
09:49
spreadsheet capabilities, and a modem
09:51
that transmits at over 28,000 bps. Wow.
09:53
What are you going to use it for? Games
09:57
and stuff.
09:59
There are no jobs. There are no jobs for
10:02
me. Oh, wait. Here's one. Uh, would you
10:05
be willing to cook naked?
10:08
There's an ad for a naked chef. No, but
10:11
if you're willing to cook naked, then
10:13
you might be willing to dance naked.
10:15
Hi. Hey. Hey. Oh, so um how'd you make
10:21
out last night?
10:24
[Applause]
10:26
That that is funny. That is painfully
10:28
funny. No, wait, wait. Yeah, that's just
10:31
painful.
10:34
Wait a minute. I thought last night was
10:35
was great. Yeah, it was. But I get home,
10:37
okay, and I see Julie's saline solution
10:41
on my night table, and I'm thinking to
10:43
myself, "Oh my god, what the hell am I
10:45
doing?" I mean, here I am. I'm with
10:46
Julie, this incredible great woman who I
10:48
care about and and who cares about me.
10:50
And I'm like, "What? Am I just going to
10:52
throw all that away?" You got all that
10:54
from saline solution?
10:56
Wait a minute. We're talking about
10:59
Rachel here. You and Rachel. Believe me,
11:00
I've been dreaming about me and Rachel
11:03
for like 10 years now, but now I'm with
11:04
Julie, you know? So, it's like me and
11:07
Julie. Me and Rachel. Me and Julie. Me
11:09
and Ra. Rachel. Rachel.
11:12
Hey, you. How are you? Good. How are
11:16
you? Good. Hi, honey. Hi, Julie. Hi,
11:20
Julie.
11:24
Julie. Um, how are you? Good. Good. So,
11:26
everybody's
11:31
here. Everybody's good.
11:32
So, were you going to play something,
11:38
Phoebe? Well, actually, I did.
11:39
All right.
11:44
Hey, Julie. I didn't know you wore
11:46
lenses. What?
11:47
Okay. Um, hi. Hello. Hi. Okay, so
11:51
um this is a song um about a love
11:56
triangle between three people that I
12:00
made up.
12:02
Um, it's called, um, two of them kissed
12:06
last
12:08
night. There was a girl, we'll call her
12:12
Betty, and a guy, let's call him
12:16
Neil. Now, I can't stress this point too
12:20
strongly. This story isn't real.
12:24
Now on Neil must decide who will be the
12:30
girl that he casts aside. Will Betty be
12:33
the one who he loves truly? Or will it
12:36
be the one who will call
12:38
Luly? He must decide. He must decide.
12:43
Even though I made him up, he must
12:47
decide.
12:49
[Applause]
12:50
Oh, excuse me, ma'am. Yes. You can't put
12:52
your cigarette out on a tree. Yeah, I
12:56
can. It worked real well.
12:58
No, but you shouldn't. So don't ever do
13:00
that again. I won't till I have my next
13:02
cigarette. Call it NYPD. Freeze punk.
13:05
What?
13:10
That's right. You are so
13:12
busted. Uh, book them.
13:15
Who are you talking to? Save it,
13:19
Red. Unless you want to spend a night in
13:21
the slammer, you apologize to the tree.
13:23
I am not going to apologize to a tree.
13:26
You apologize to the tree right now or I
13:29
am calling for backup.
13:32
Backup. Backup. I'm I'm sorry. Sorry.
13:35
Okay. Cancel. Backup. Cancel. Backup.
13:39
Hello. Hey, where the hell have you
13:48
been? Hey, I spent the night out. I met
13:50
this cute bridesmaid. She is so I I
13:53
don't want to hear about her. A thieves.
13:57
You know you're still my number one
13:59
girl.
14:01
No. No. We have an emergency. Okay.
14:03
Rachel's coming to London. Oh, great.
14:05
Is that great? No. She's coming to tell
14:09
Ross that she loves him. But he loves
14:11
Emily. I know that.
14:13
You have to stop her. She's going to
14:17
ruin the wedding. Okay.
14:18
Okay. So then I've done my part. Okay.
14:22
It's your responsibility now. The burden
14:24
is off me. Right. Right. So, tell me
14:26
about this
14:29
girl and linen strips to leg number one.
14:30
Did
14:33
that grasp one of the linen strips by
14:34
its easy grab tab and pull it off in one
14:36
quick painfree motion. Okay.
14:38
Was it not
14:45
painfree? No, it was painful. Oh my god.
14:47
They should call it pain now with a
14:51
little
14:53
wax. Huh? Well, the girls in the satin
14:54
90s on the commercial don't seem to
14:57
think it's that bad. That's because
14:58
their nerves are probably deadened from
15:00
being so stupid.
15:01
But hey, you know, if you don't believe
15:04
me, please be my
15:06
guest. Ow. Oh my god. Now, aren't you
15:10
glad we didn't start with the bikini
15:13
strips?
15:15
[Music]
15:17
All right. It's okay. It's okay.
15:28
We were just waxing our legs off.
15:32
For your information, this happens to be
15:36
a pain like no man will ever experience.
15:38
Yeah. Well, I don't think you can make
15:41
that statement unless you've been kicked
15:42
in an area that God only meant to be
15:43
treated nicely.
15:45
Yeah. I I think women just have a lower
15:48
threshold for pain than men. That's all.
15:49
I mean, come on. It's just a little wax.
15:51
Oh, yeah.
15:55
Oh, that's mature.
15:58
Okay, fine. So, now what? I just pull it
16:02
off. That's right.
16:03
You know what I'm thinking? Oh, okay.
16:11
How? It's been so long since you've had
16:19
sex, you're wondering if they've changed
16:22
it.
16:24
No. Although now that's what I'm
16:27
thinking.
16:29
All right. So, what were you thinking?
16:32
Well, I was thinking that you gave the
16:34
guy such great haircuts. I thought maybe
16:35
you'd like to do mine. Oh,
16:37
no. Why not? Because I'm just I'm
16:40
incredibly anal and an unbelievable
16:44
control freak. No, you're not. I know
16:47
I'm not, but you are. And I was trying
16:50
to spare your feelings.
16:52
You know, it's funny. The last time
16:59
Paula was here, my hair was so much
17:00
shorter and cuter. All right. Okay. But
17:02
but you have to promise that you will
17:06
not be all like controlly and bossy and
17:08
all, you know, Monica about
17:11
it. I promise. All right, let's see.
17:13
Now, some of you are going to get cut
17:17
and some of you
17:19
aren't, but I promise none of you will
17:21
feel a
17:24
[Music]
17:29
thing. All right, that's it. I quit.
17:37
What? I didn't say anything. Yeah, but
17:40
this isn't the face of a person who
17:42
trusts a person. Okay, this is the face
17:44
of a person who you know doesn't trust a
17:47
person.
17:50
I'm sorry. Sorry, Phoebe. It's just well
17:52
just a little shorter than what we had
17:56
discussed. Would you relax? I know what
17:57
I am doing. This is how he wears it.
18:00
How who wears it? Dei Moore.
18:06
Dei Moore is not a he. Well, he was a he
18:10
in Arthur and in
18:13
Den. That's Dudleymore. I said I wanted
18:16
it like Dememore more. Oh. Oh. Oh my
18:20
god. Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm
18:24
sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Which one
18:28
is Dememore? She's the actress that was
18:31
in disclosure. Indecent proposal ghost.
18:33
Oh. Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
18:37
How is she?
18:44
It's too soon to tell.
18:46
She's resting, which is a good sign.
18:50
How's the hair? I'm not going to lie to
18:53
you, Ross. It doesn't look
18:56
good. I put a clip on one side, which
18:59
seems to have stopped the curling.
19:02
Well, can we see you? Your hair looks
19:05
too good. I think it would upset her.
19:07
Ross, why don't you come on in?
19:10
It only takes two heart attacks to
19:14
finally make you see. One of them won't
19:17
do it, but the second will set you
19:20
[Music]
19:23
free. Tell all your hate and anger. It's
19:25
time to say goodbye. And that is just
19:29
what I will do soon as those bastards I
19:33
worked for die.
19:35
LA.
19:40
Phoebe. Yes, your honor.
19:43
We're now in the ceremony. Monica is
19:46
about to say, "I do." when her drunk
19:49
uncle starts yelling. What do you do?
19:51
Go. When Monica was a little girl, I
19:54
remember that.
19:58
Oh, very good.
20:03
Yes. Excellent. Perfect score. Wait a
20:06
minute. She just made a scene in the
20:09
middle of the ceremony. Hey, you want a
20:10
little taste of fees? Hell Claude.
20:13
The cold blue. No.
20:17
Okay, maybe if we just break it down.
20:21
Okay, let's just let's try it one
20:23
syllable at a time. Okay, so repeat
20:25
after me.
20:27
Jm
20:29
pel. Great. Okay, faster. JM pel me poo
20:32
poo.
20:38
It's too hard. I can't teach you. What
20:42
are you doing? I I have to go before I
20:44
put your head through a wall. No, don't
20:46
go. I need you. My audition is tomorrow.
20:49
[Music]
20:55
Hey. Hey, what do you told you? Well, I
21:02
I thought a lot about what you said and
21:06
um I realized maybe I was a little
21:08
judgmental. Yeah. Oh, but Oh, now baby,
21:11
remember, hey, they're just fulfilling
21:15
their Christmas destiny. Sure. Yes.
21:18
Okay. Yikes. That one doesn't look very
21:23
fulfilled.
21:26
Oh, that's uh that's one of the old
21:27
ones. He's just taking it to the back.
21:29
You keep the old ones in the back.
21:31
That is so aegist.
21:33
But we have to make room for the fresh
21:37
ones. So what happens to the old guys?
21:38
Well, they go into the chipper.
21:42
Well, I have a feeling that's not as
21:45
happy as it sounds.
21:46
[Music]
21:51
[Applause]
21:52
Hey, hey, hey.
21:59
[Music]
22:00
歌词与翻译
[中文]
你着火了。我知道。还差一分
。你可以做到的。别碰它。
别碰她。好的。向左走。向左走
。向右走。向右走。我不能。我
不能。不，你是
[音乐]
菲比的儿子。
哦，嗨本。不，不要看
机器。
她仍然没有注意到婴儿
袜子在地上。这是一个很好的
吐司。
你能引起她的注意吗？
哦，妈妈。
哦，看在上帝的份上，朱迪。拿起
袜子。拿起袜子。请拿起
抱歉。那很粗鲁吗？你可以穿
这个。谢谢。
好的。我正在挂断电话
，但我仍然
在这里。只是别去任何地方。我还
在这里。不要不要切换或做任何事情，因为
我就在这里。只需
秒。一秒钟。一秒钟。等待
秒。只是宝贝。什么？莫妮卡，我
害怕。那是 那是一个袖子。好的。
我们还有免提电话。请
保持通话。您的来电对我们很重要
。不管怎样，你必须挂断电话，因为
我们要迟到了。感谢您
的耐心等待。你就是下一个来电的人。
是的。是的，我是下一个打电话的人。你
会让我挂断电话。
嘿，
你能带一只鸭子和一只小鸡去
剧院吗？
当然不是。好的。我只是想让他们
听到别人的声音。
好吧，我从没想过我会这么说，但是
我要去使用丑陋的裸体男人
浴室。
哦，看。其中有莫妮卡和
钱德勒。嘿。嘿，你们。嘿。
[掌声]
和莫妮卡。莫妮卡。哦我的
上帝。莫妮卡。我的天啊。哦，我的眼睛。我的
眼睛。好的。没关系。没关系。不，
他们正在这样做。我知道。我知道。我
知道。你知道。是的。我知道。乔伊
知道。但罗斯不知道。所以你
必须停止尖叫。
发生了什么事？
什么？什么？没有什么。天啊。不。我们
非常高兴您想要
这套公寓。
实际上，看起来真的不错。
看起来不错。进来吧。
莫妮卡，如果您有
想要分享的内容。你知道，你没有
权利和他出去。这是最荒谬的
。你出卖了我。我做了
，但没有说你做了。你绝对出卖了我。
你刚才是不是轻弹了我？
好的。好吧，你不让我完成
，我只是哎呀，
受伤了。别再轻弹了。噢。你一抖。
是你先打我的。得到它。
噢。不，我们不要这样做。让我们暂停一下。
快乐。
[音乐]
好吧，现在我要踢一些屁股了。
好吧，如果你们都
停下来，我就会放手。你想让我停止
见到他吗？这就是你想要的吗？
嗯。你想让我给他打电话
并告诉他你正在见他
？这就是你想要的吗？
好的。噢，这就是你想要的？
是的。美好的。美好的。我们
开始了。你知道吗？如果我们在监狱里，
你们会像我的
[鼓掌]
你知道吗？我们走吧。不。嘿，
拿到工资之前我们不会离开。我
不知道她认为自己是谁。
够了
就够了。嘿，等一下
[音乐]
很长一段时间，对不起。打扰一下。
谢谢。嗯，显然这对你来说是非常非常
的困难时期。嗯，但是嗯，我们
提供了一项服务，我们应该得到
报酬，因为你接受了这项服务，并且
嗯，我们不会离开这里，直到我们
支付每一分钱，因为你知道吗，
女士？我们是兼职餐饮服务商，
没有其他地方可去。
好的，我去拿我的包。好的。
[笑声]
我要在这里留下一些卡片。
请在您的下一次活动中考虑我们。
你怎么会发出嘟嘟声？我刚刚
断开了你的连接。我取出了你的
电池。怎么可以不打扰我。嗨，
看看谁回来了。
嘿，菲布斯。打电话给保安。论文。呃，
你没有被解雇吗？我不这么认为。
菲比。杰克。嘿。
你在这里做什么？一切都好起来了。
回去工作。除了
研究中的这个小丑告诉我我被解雇了。他应该
做他的研究，是吧？
好吧，你被解雇了。
呃呃。
我告诉了那个接你电话的人。
哦，好吧。我没有收到该消息，因此
这不算数。不管怎样，我会在
我的办公室。呃，菲比，我你你你
没有办公室。没关系。
我就在这里工作。这很好。
在这棵植物旁边。
让你来我的办公室吧。
你看，我为这家
公司赚了很多钱，好吗？我说的是大钱，
比索、日元、卢布。你犯了一个小
错误。您损失了 1300 万美元。噢，所以
现在这一切都是为了
钱。你知道这已经够糟糕了 噢！
哦，你一定是在开玩笑吧。你
还好吗？我又心脏病发作了
。什么？我又心脏病发作了
。拨打 911。
嘿，笨蛋。
嘿，小偷。怎么样了？好吧，他们
解雇了我，我心脏病发作了。
好吧，欢迎回来。
给我买了太妃糖。
太妃糖？真的吗？我从来没有过。曾经。
嗯，我认为我母亲太忙了
计划自杀而没有时间提供
盐水。
谢谢。
那么，你永远不会
告诉她什么？哦，不，不，不。我会。我只是
想先拍拍她。你知道，
我要带她去参加一顿令人惊叹的
情人节晚餐，做所有这些浪漫的
事情，然后当她认为我是
世界上最好的男朋友时，
我要告诉她我怀孕的
前女友正在和我住在一起。如果我
之前没有说过，她是一位幸运的
幸运的
女士。那么，你要去哪里？什么？
这
的东西到底是怎么回事？
哦，上帝。是口香糖吗？是食物吗？什么？
这是怎么回事？
哦，很好。我可以试试粉红色的吗？
你好，圣诞快乐。哦，谢谢
你，先生。这里有一些快乐。
嘿，想看看进展如何吗？嗯，
一切顺利。哦，很好。在这里，让我
帮助你。哦，谢谢。是的。
哇。那是一件新的麂皮夹克吗？
看起来真的很贵。
是的，我
猜想。只要把指甲做好就可以了。
是的，宝贝。但这就是我所拥有的一切。好的。
好的。谢谢。节日快乐。这是
你的快乐。谢谢。
谢谢。节日快乐。等等，但是
你不能把钱取出来。我正在进行
更改。我需要找零钱换公交车。但是
你不能离开美元吗？这笔钱是给穷人的
。我很穷。我得坐
公共汽车。
好的。季节的问候和一切，
但仍然咬我，金发女郎。
哦，除了快乐之外，我还要给他一些东西
。就好吧。看看
这个坏男孩。 12 MGB RAM、500
MB 硬盘、内置
电子表格功能以及传输速度超过 28,000 bps 的调制解调器
。哇。
你打算用它做什么？游戏
之类的。
没有工作。
我没有工作。哦，等等。这是一个。呃，你
愿意裸体做饭吗？
有一则裸体厨师的广告。不，但是
如果你愿意裸体做饭，那么
你可能愿意裸体跳舞。
嗨。嘿。嘿。哦，嗯，昨晚你是怎么做到
的？
[鼓掌]
这很有趣。这真是令人痛苦的
有趣。不，等等，等等。是的，那只是
痛苦。
等一下。我觉得昨晚
很棒。是的，确实如此。但我回到家，
好吧，我看到朱莉的盐溶液
放在我的床头柜上，我心里想
自己，“天啊，我到底在
做什么？”我是说，我在这里。我和
朱莉在一起，她是一位令人难以置信的伟大女性，我
关心她，她也关心我。
我想，“什么？我要
把这些都扔掉吗？”你从盐溶液中得到了
？
等一下。我们在这里谈论
雷切尔。你和雷切尔。相信我，
十年来我一直梦想着自己和瑞秋
，但现在我和
朱莉在一起了，你知道吗？所以，就像我和
朱莉一样。我和雷切尔。我和朱莉。我
和Ra。雷切尔。雷切尔。
嘿，你。你好吗？好的。
你怎么样？好的。嗨，亲爱的。嗨，朱莉。嗨，
朱莉。
朱莉。嗯，你好吗？好的。好的。所以，
每个人都
在这里。大家都很好。
那么，你要演奏一些东西吗，
菲比？嗯，事实上，我做到了。
好的。
嘿，朱莉。我不知道你戴了
镜片。什么？
好的。嗯，嗨。你好。你好。好吧，所以
嗯，这是一首关于我
爱情三角关系的歌曲。
编造的三个人之间的
嗯，这就是，嗯，他们两个人昨晚
接吻了。有一个女孩，我们叫她
...
贝蒂，还有一个男人，我们叫他
尼尔。现在，我不能太强调这一点
。这个故事不是真实的。
现在尼尔必须决定谁将成为他抛弃的
女孩。贝蒂会成为
他真正爱的人吗？或者
会是那个会打电话给
Luly 的人吗？他必须做出决定。他必须做出决定。
即使是我编造的，他也必须
决定。
[鼓掌]
哦，对不起，女士。是的。你不能把
你的香烟放在树上。是的，我
可以。效果非常好。
不，但你不应该这样做。所以不要再这样做
。在我抽下一支
香烟之前我不会这么做。称之为纽约警察局。冻结朋克。
什么？
没错。你太
了。呃，预订他们。
你在跟谁说话？保存它，
红色。除非你想在
slammer 里过夜，否则你要向树道歉。
我不会向一棵树道歉。
你现在就向树道歉，否则我
正在呼叫支援。
备份。备份。我是我很抱歉。对不起。
好的。取消。备份。取消。备份。
你好。嘿，你
到底去哪儿了？嘿，我在外面过夜了。我遇到了
这位可爱的伴娘。她就是这样，我
不想听到她的事。一个小偷。
你知道你仍然是我的第一
女孩。
不，不，我们有紧急情况。好的。
雷切尔要来伦敦。哦，太好了。
很棒吗？不。她是来告诉
罗斯她爱他的。但他爱
艾米丽。我知道。
你必须阻止她。她会
毁掉婚礼。好的。
好的。那么我就完成了我的部分。好的。
现在是你的责任了。
的负担卸下了。正确的。正确的。那么，告诉我
关于这个
女孩和第一条腿的亚麻条。
是否
通过
其易于抓取的标签抓住其中一条亚麻条，并以一种
快速无痛的动作将其拉下。好的。
不是
无痛吗？不，这很痛苦。我的天啊。
他们现在应该用
一点
蜡来称之为疼痛。啊？嗯，广告中穿着
90 年代缎子的女孩似乎并不
认为这有那么糟糕。那是因为
他们的神经可能因为
如此愚蠢而麻木了。
但是嘿，你知道，如果你不相信
我，请成为我的
客人。噢。我的天啊。现在，你不是
很高兴我们没有从比基尼
条开始吗？
[音乐]
好吧。没关系。没关系。
我们刚刚给腿打蜡。
供您参考，这恰好是
一种没有人经历过的痛苦。
是的。好吧，我不认为你可以做出
这样的说法，除非你在上帝只打算
。
善待的地方被踢了
是的。我认为女性的
疼痛阈值比男性低。就这样。
我的意思是，来吧。这只是一点点蜡而已。
哦，是的。
哦，这很成熟。
好吧，好吧。那么，现在怎么办？我刚刚把它拉下来
。这是正确的。
你知道我在想什么吗？哦好的。
怎么样？您已经很久没有发生
性行为了，您想知道他们是否改变了
性行为。
不。尽管现在我
就是这么想的。
好的。那么，你在想什么？
嗯，我以为你给
的家伙剪了这么棒的发型。我想也许
你会愿意做我的。哦，
不。为什么不呢？因为我就是
令人难以置信的肛门和令人难以置信的
控制狂。不，你不是。我知道
我不是，但你是。我试图
不伤害你。
你知道，这很有趣。上次
宝拉来这里时，我的头发
更短更可爱了。好的。好的。但是
但是你必须保证你不会
表现得控制欲强、专横，
所有，你知道，莫妮卡
。我保证。好吧，让我们看看。
现在，你们中的一些人会被淘汰
，而另一些人
则不会，但我保证你们中没有人会
感受到
[音乐]
的事情。好吧，就是这样。我不干了。
什么？我什么也没说。是的，但是
这不是
信任一个人的人的脸。好的，这是一张
的脸，您知道这个人不信任
的人。
对不起。对不起，菲比。
很好，只是比我们
讨论的内容短了一点。你会放松吗？我知道
我在做什么。他就是这样穿的。
谁戴的怎么样？戴·摩尔.
Dei Moore 不是他。好吧，他是《亚瑟》和《书房》中的
人物。那是达德利摩尔。我说我想要
...
它更像 Dememore。哦。哦。哦我的
上帝。哦。我的天啊。我的天啊。我很抱歉
。对不起。对不起。 Dememore 是哪一个
？她是
被披露的女演员。不雅求婚鬼。
哦。哦，她有一头漂亮的头发。
她怎么样？
现在下结论还为时过早。
她正在休息，这是一个好兆头。
头发怎么样？我不会对
你撒谎，罗斯。看起来不太好
。我在一侧放了一个夹子，
似乎已经停止了冰壶。
那么，我们可以见见你吗？你的头发看起来
太好了。我想这会让她不高兴。
罗斯，你为什么不进来？
只需两次心脏病发作即可
最终让您明白。其中一个不会
做到这一点，但第二个会让你
[音乐]
免费。说出你所有的仇恨和愤怒。
是时候说再见了。这就是
当我
为之工作的那些混蛋死去后我会做的事情。
洛杉矶。
菲比。是的，尊敬的。
我们现在正在参加仪式。莫妮卡
正要说：“我愿意。”当她喝醉的
叔叔开始大喊大叫时。你做什么工作？
走吧。当莫妮卡还是个小女孩时，我
记得这一点。
哦，很好。
是的。出色的。满分。等待
分钟。她刚刚在仪式的
中间做了一场戏。嘿，你想尝尝
的收费滋味吗？地狱克劳德。
冷蓝色。不。
好吧，也许我们把它分解一下。
好的，我们一次尝试一个
个音节。好的，跟着我重复
。
Jm
像素。伟大的。好的，快一点。 JM pel me poo
便便。
太难了。我不能教你。
你在做什么？我在
把你的头撞到墙上之前我得走了。不，不要
去。我需要你。我的试镜是明天。
[音乐]
嘿。嘿，你告诉你什么了？好吧，我
我对你所说的话想了很多，
嗯，我意识到我可能有点
评判。是的。哦，但是哦，现在宝贝，
记住，嘿，他们刚刚实现
他们的圣诞节命运。当然。是的。
好的。哎呀。那看起来不太
满足。
哦，那是呃，那是旧的
之一。他只是把它带到后面。
你把旧的放在后面。
这真是太支持了。
但我们必须为新鲜的
腾出空间。那么老家伙们会怎么样呢？
好吧，他们进入削片机。
嗯，我有一种感觉，情况并非如此
听起来很高兴。
[音乐]
[掌声]
嘿嘿嘿。
[音乐]
[英语]
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重点词汇
开始练习
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fire /faɪr/ A1 |
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score /skɔːr/ A1 |
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touch /tʌtʃ/ A1 |
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left /lɛft/ A1 |
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right /raɪt/ A1 |
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baby /ˈbeɪbi/ A1 |
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sock /sɒk/ A1 |
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toast /toʊst/ A1 |
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attention /əˈtɛnʃən/ A1 |
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mommy /ˈmɑːmi/ A1 |
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rude /ruːd/ A2 |
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scared /skɛrd/ A2 |
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sleeve /sliːv/ A2 |
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patience /ˈpeɪʃəns/ A2 |
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theater /ˈθiːətər/ A1 |
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naked /ˈneɪkɪd/ A2 |
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excited /ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/ A2 |
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ridiculous /rɪˈdɪkjələs/ B1 |
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flick /flɪk/ B1 |
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pause /pɔːz/ A2 |
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ass /æʃ/ B1 |
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重点语法结构
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You can do it.
➔ 情态动词‘can’ + 动词原形
➔ “can” 表示能力或许可。
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Don't touch it.
➔ 否定祈使句
➔ “Don't”是“do not”的缩写，用于表达禁止。
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I'm setting the phone down, but I'm still here.
➔ 现在进行时
➔ “I'm setting”使用助动词 “am” 加动词‑ing，表示正在进行的动作。
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You have to hang up because we're going to be late.
➔ 表示义务的‘have to’ + 将来时‘going to’
➔ “have to”表示必要性；“going to be”表示计划好的未来状态。
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If we were in prison, you guys would be like my …
➔ 第二条件句（if从句用过去式，主句用would+动词原形）
➔ “were”是 if 后的过去虚拟式；“would be”表示一个非真实的现在/未来结果。
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I was fired.
➔ 过去简单被动语态
➔ “was”是“be”的过去式；“fired”是过去分词，用作被动。
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Let's just go.
➔ 用“let’s”的第一人称复数祈使句
➔ “Let's”是“let us”的缩写，邀请对方一起行动。
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You're going to have me hang up.
➔ 将来意向‘be going to’ + 使役不定式
➔ “are going to”表示计划中的未来；“have me hang up”意为让/使我挂断电话。
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I don't think you can make that statement unless you've been kicked in an area that God only meant to be treated nicely.
➔ 否定动词短语 + ‘unless’ 条件从句 + 现在完成时
➔ “don’t think”否定了想法；“unless”引入例外；“you've been kicked”是现在完成时的被动形式。
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