actually I'm not buying I'm selling let
00:00
me ask you one question do your friends
00:03
ever have a conversation and you just
00:06
nod along even though you're not really
00:08
sure what they're talking
00:11
[Music]
00:13
about I'm telling you it's totally
00:16
unconstitutional totally
00:19
is I think he deserves a Nobel Prize no
00:23
I mean it was like the AL gunin kids
00:31
table excuse me I'm sorry you haven't
00:36
said anything for about 2 and A2 minutes
00:39
are you at all interested Yeah well yeah
00:41
yeah Jo
00:45
peponi oh still too ethnic my agent
00:47
thinks I should have a name that's more
00:50
neutral Joey
00:51
Switzerland plus you know I think it
00:57
should be Joe you know Joey makes me
00:59
sound like I'm know this big which I'm
01:02
not Joe Joe Joe
01:07
Stalin
01:12
Stalin Stalin do I know that name that
01:15
sounds familiar well it does not ring a
01:18
bell with me
01:20
H Joe
01:21
Stone you know that's pretty good
01:26
you might want to try
01:30
[Applause]
01:32
Joseph Joseph
01:38
Stalin I think you'd remember that oh
01:41
yes bye-bye birdie starring Joseph
01:45
Stalin Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on
01:48
the
01:51
[Music]
01:54
Roof you know there're already is is a
01:57
Joseph
02:00
[Laughter]
02:02
Stalin you're
02:05
kidding apparently he was this Russian
02:08
dictator who slaughtered all these
02:11
people youd think you would have known
02:14
that you know you'd think I would
02:16
have good
02:24
evening I am Mr tribiani
02:26
and I will be teaching acting for soap
02:31
operas now um on my first day as Dr
02:33
Drake rore on Days of Our
02:38
Lives uh I learned that one of the most
02:43
important things in soap opera acting is
02:46
reacting this does not mean acting
02:50
again it means you don't have a line but
02:54
someone else just did and it goes
02:57
something like this
02:58
thanks thanks thanks a lot oh by the way
03:08
before I forget to work in soap operas
03:09
some of you are going to have to become
03:12
much more
03:13
attractive all right moving right
03:15
along some tricks of the trade now I've
03:18
never been able to cry as an actor so if
03:22
I'm in a scene where I have to cry I cut
03:24
a hole in my pocket take a pair of
03:27
tweezers and just start
03:30
pulling okay or uh or let's say I want
03:35
to convey that I've uh just done
03:38
something evil well that would be your
03:40
basic I've got a fish hook in my eyebrow
03:43
and I like
03:45
it okay let's say I've just gotten bad
03:50
news well all I do there is try and
03:53
divide 232 by 13
03:56
[Applause]
04:05
hey everybody Happy Thanksgiving hey
04:07
Happy Thanksgiving FEPS hey what's going
04:10
on Joe I I I need a good lie oh okay how
04:12
about the whole man walking on the moon
04:17
thing you
04:19
know you can you can see the strings
04:20
people no no no no I need a good lie to
04:24
explain why I wasn't at a work thing
04:26
today oh honey you stink it line well I
04:28
do not oh really okay let me ask you
04:31
something yesterday at the coffee house
04:33
I went to the bathroom and when I came
04:35
back my muffin was gone who took
04:37
it somebody opened the door to the
04:40
coffee house and a raccoon came running
04:42
in and went straight through your mouth
04:45
and I said hey don't eat that that's
04:46
Phoebe's and he
04:48
said he said Joey you stink at lion what
04:52
am I going to do don't worry don't worry
04:55
we'll come up with a good lie I'll help
04:57
you practice it oh great that'd be great
04:59
thank you sure what what was the work
05:00
thing uh pick up Grandma at the airport
05:03
oh man what you what you working on oh
05:07
Monica Chandler's recommendation I want
05:09
it to sound smart but I don't know any
05:12
big words or anything so oh why don't
05:14
you use your thesaurus what' I just
05:15
say
05:19
watch here you uh you highlight the word
05:21
you want to change uh go under Tools and
05:24
the thesaurus generates
05:27
gives gives a whole list of choices you
05:31
can pick the word that sounds smartest
05:34
oh my God that's great I'm smart no no
05:37
I'm brainy bright clever I love this
05:40
thing look out ladies Joey trian's got
05:44
the whole
05:47
[Music]
05:49
package
05:51
hello hello
05:55
bab Joey what's going
06:01
on oh my God I know it's
06:07
stuck step how did he get on I put it on
06:13
to scare
06:17
Chandler oh my God Monica's going to
06:19
totally freak out well then help me get
06:22
it off plus it smells really bad in here
06:24
of course it smells really bad you have
06:28
your head up a dead
06:30
animal oh
06:33
[Laughter]
06:36
Monica did you get the turkey oh my God
06:41
oh my
06:44
God who is that it's
06:46
Joey what what are you doing and is this
06:50
supposed to be funny no it's not
06:52
supposed to be funny it's supposed to be
06:54
scary get her off now I can't it's stuck
06:57
I don't care that that turkey has to
07:01
feed 20 people at my parents house and
07:03
they're not going to eat it off your
07:04
head hold on okay let's just all
07:06
think okay I got it D all right you pull
07:14
I'm going to spread the legs as wide as
07:19
I
07:21
can Joey now it's not the time sorry
07:23
right s okay count to three one one two
07:27
three it worked I scared you I knew
07:35
it I'm over here big guy yeah you or you
07:40
could just you
07:45
[Laughter]
07:47
know what the hell are you
07:51
doing what the hell am I doing he just
07:55
broke my fridge
07:57
what what how do you know if how do you
08:01
know it's even Broken Oh you think I
08:03
don't know what breaks my
08:06
fridge excuse
08:08
me well what do you know
08:11
broken that'll be
08:15
$400 Joey I saw you push
08:17
him you push
08:22
them Joey I did not break this so okay
08:26
that has been broken for a
08:30
while Chan remember I told you about our
08:34
fridge uh-huh I still haven't gotten the
08:36
check for your half
08:38
yet do not give him any money I'm not
08:41
talking to you you broke my
08:44
fridge okay all right uh well let's uh
08:46
let's try one whenever you guys are
08:50
ready uhoh is there a problem well this
08:52
is noodle soup and uh I've been working
08:56
with tomato
08:58
so but it's okay no problem no problem M
09:00
noodle soup you know that's that's fine
09:03
but the line is M soup oh what' I say m
09:06
noodle
09:10
soup how's that
09:12
different oh
09:17
yeah all right let's try
09:20
one M noodle soup
09:26
okay let's do it again
09:33
okay M soup I mean noodle soup I mean
09:39
soup come
09:44
on you know what we need to move on oh
09:47
no I I could do it one more time I see
09:51
look M noodle soup damn it
09:53
[Music]
09:59
man this is weird you ever realize
10:01
Captain crunch's eyebrows are actually
10:03
on his hat that's what's weird Joey the
10:04
man's been captain of a cereal for the
10:07
last 40
10:08
years oh look what the spoon you licked
10:11
and and you
10:16
put you licked and you
10:19
put yeah so well don't you see how gross
10:22
that is I mean that's like you're using
10:25
my
10:26
toothbrush you use my
10:28
toothbrush oh that was only cuz I used
10:30
the red one to unclog the
10:33
drain mine is the red
10:36
one oh God can open worms
10:39
everywhere hey why can't we use the same
10:44
toothbrush but we can use the same soap
10:47
because soap is
10:50
soap it's
10:51
selfcleaning all right well next time
10:54
you take a shower think about the last
10:56
thing I wash and the first thing you
10:57
watch so I just talked to one of the
11:01
duel writers today and what is duel Days
11:03
of Our
11:06
Lives anyway you're not going to believe
11:08
it my character is coming out of his
11:10
coma and not only that I'm getting a new
11:14
brain so great things are happening at
11:19
work and in your personal
11:22
life wait what do you mean you're
11:24
getting a new brain oh well they're
11:26
killing off one of the characters on the
11:27
show and when she dies her brain is
11:29
being transplanted into my
11:31
body what a brain transplant it's
11:34
ridiculous well I think it's ridiculous
11:39
that you haven't had sex in 3 and a half
11:41
months it's winter there are fewer
11:47
people on the
11:50
street who are they filling off uh
11:53
Cecilia Monroe she plays Jessica lockart
11:55
no no
11:58
she is so good at throwing drinks in
12:00
people's faces I mean I don't think I've
12:03
ever seen her finish a beverage and the
12:04
way she slaps people all the time
12:07
wouldn't you love to do that just once
12:08
oh do
12:10
it and she's been on the show forever
12:11
it's going to be really hard to fill her
12:14
shoes yeah yeah help me out here when
12:15
you when you come out of the brain
12:18
[Music]
12:21
transplant you are going to be her yes
12:22
but in Drake Ra's body
12:26
why is this so hard for you to get I
12:32
thought you were a
12:33
scientist Mel
12:34
Claude should call Blue
12:37
no okay maybe if we just break it down
12:41
okay let's just let's try one syllable
12:45
at a time okay so repeat after
12:47
me pel pel great okay
12:52
faster pel pel
12:56
boo it's too hard I can't teach you what
13:03
are you doing I I have to go before I
13:06
put your head through a wall no no don't
13:07
go I need you my addition is tomorrow CH
13:10
[Music]
13:16
blah it's enough you know it's
13:20
nothing okay
13:23
so uh I think I'm going to take off yeah
13:29
no wait Joey no wait it is it's
13:33
something it's it it's um it's my
13:34
boss yeah yeah and
13:38
um and my
13:42
baby
13:45
yeah my boss wants to buy my
13:47
baby what oh my oh my God I know I told
13:52
you it's a really big problem
13:57
he wants to buy your baby can you
14:01
believe that that's crazy that's what I
14:03
told him how did this even happen well
14:06
I'll tell
14:08
you see uh my my boss and uh and his
14:13
wife they they can't have children so um
14:16
and then when we were at the Christmas
14:19
party and he got drunk and he said to me
14:21
Rachel I want to buy your
14:25
baby man oh when you said it was a
14:27
problem about your boss and the baby I
14:30
figured it was something about maternity
14:33
leave oh
14:34
[Laughter]
14:43
yeah yeah that that would have been a
14:47
much simpler
14:49
problem hey great advice on that Joey
14:53
thing yeah the work problem perfect I
14:57
mean it really felt like he was my
14:59
friend again what problem did you tell
15:01
him you have oh that's that's not
15:02
important the point is I really I think
15:06
everything's going to be
15:09
okay may I help you you think you can
15:12
just buy my friend's
15:15
baby oh sorry did I get
15:27
yeah no you didn't get me it's an
15:30
electric drill you get me you kill
15:33
me calm down do you want this unit or
15:36
not I do not want this unit oh you
15:39
should have told me that before not a
15:43
mine
15:44
reader and we're out of beer okay I'm
15:46
going to
15:48
monikers
15:50
fine miss it did I miss it no no I'm on
15:55
right after this guy shoots
15:58
himself who she's pretty yeah oh and
16:00
she's really nice too she taught me all
16:04
about you know how to work with the
16:06
cameras and smell the fart
16:08
acting I'm sorry
16:12
what it's like you got so many lines to
16:15
learn so fast that sometimes you need a
16:18
minute to remember your next one so
16:21
while you're thinking of it you take
16:23
this big pause where you look all
16:25
intense you know like this
16:27
okay oh here's my scene here's my
16:35
scene Mrs Wallace yes I'm Dr Drake rore
16:40
your sister's neurosurgeon and tell me
16:44
is she going to be all right I'm afraid
16:46
the situation is much more dire than
16:48
we'd
16:50
expected your sister is suffering from a
16:51
a subcranial
17:00
hematoma perhaps we can discuss this
17:03
further over
17:06
[Laughter]
17:09
coffee
17:13
nice excellent you know for a minute
17:15
there I thought you were actually trying
17:17
to smell something
17:18
um why do you have a copy of The Shining
17:21
in your freezer oh I was reading it last
17:24
night and I got scared so
17:27
but uh you're safe from it if it's in
17:31
the freezer well
17:33
safer you know I mean I never start
17:35
reading The Shining without making sure
17:37
we got plenty of room in the freezer you
17:39
know how often do you read it haven't
17:41
you ever read the same book over and
17:45
over again well um I guess I read little
17:46
women more than once but I mean That's a
17:49
classic what's so great about The
17:51
Shining the question should be rage what
17:52
is not so great about The
17:54
Shining okay and the the answer would be
17:57
nothing all right this is like the
18:00
scariest book ever I bet it's way better
18:02
than that classic of
18:04
yours okay uh well we'll just see about
18:07
that okay I will read The Shining and
18:10
you we'll read Little Women all right
18:14
you got it all right okay okay and now
18:17
rage these uh these little women
18:20
yeah how little are they I mean are they
18:23
like scary little
18:27
Beth is really really sick
18:37
a Joe's there but I don't think there's
18:43
anything she could
18:46
do Joey yeah you want to put the book in
18:51
the
18:54
freezer okay
18:56
okay I'm going to be moving out so you
19:02
are going to be in charge of paying the
19:05
rent right and when does that do first
19:06
of the month that's every
19:09
month no just the months you actually
19:11
want to live
19:13
here okay here's the phone
19:14
bill oh my
19:18
God that's our phone
19:20
number now look I know I kind of sprung
19:24
this whole me moving out on you things
19:26
so why don't I just don't I just cover
19:28
you for a while no no no way Joey triani
19:30
does not take
19:33
charity
19:35
anymore it's not charity Joe I don't
19:37
know forget it okay I mean thanks but
19:39
I'm done taking money from you all right
19:42
I can take care of myself now what's
19:44
next come on okay uh here's the electric
19:45
bill this is how much we pay for
19:48
electric well
19:50
yeah so we'll do the rest of the bills
19:55
later then I just all I'm saying is I
19:57
don't think that Joey and Charlie have
20:00
anything in common I don't know they
20:02
seem to have a shared interest in each
20:04
other's
20:05
tonsil wow Joey and a professor can you
20:07
imagine if they had kids and if if the
20:10
kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw
20:13
sexual magnetism those nerds would get
20:17
laid all right so Ross you're okay with
20:22
all this I mean yeah it's no big deal I
20:25
mean I just met her I'm fine with
20:27
it God I forgot how hot she
20:31
was I'm going to get some more coffee
20:35
hey oh you know I I'll come with you
20:37
okay so Professor huh yeah she is cool
20:41
and she's so smart her mind is totally
20:45
acrimonious guess that's not how she
20:54
used it
20:56
I feel like I owee you an
21:00
explanation I don't ordinarily go around
21:01
kissing guys at
21:04
parties I'm uh well I'm kind of
21:06
embarrassed I really hope you don't
21:10
think less of me no think less of you no
21:12
I don't think less of you I mean you saw
21:14
someone you liked and you kissed them
21:16
those people who who like someone and
21:19
and don't kiss them those those people
21:21
are stupid I hate those
21:23
people you know actually I'm a little
21:25
surprised at myself I mean Joey is so
21:27
different from the guys I usually date I
21:30
mean they're all professors
21:32
intellectuals paleontologists mostly you
21:33
know very cere I know the
21:35
type hey if we want to uh grab a bite
21:38
before work we better get
21:40
acrimonious no am I getting close what
21:44
are you working on oh it's a uh it's a
21:48
welcome home sign for the baby how sweet
21:50
oh is that the baby no I sat in the
21:53
paint
21:56
hey so did you talk to Rachel no and uh
21:59
I'm not going to what why not because
22:03
she's just going to shoot me down you
22:06
guys saw what happened with Gunther that
22:08
did not look like fun how can you
22:09
compare yourself to Gunther I mean sure
22:11
he's sexy in a more obvious way
22:14
but you have a relationship with her you
22:18
slept together last night yeah and she
22:20
still wants to go it's pretty clear
22:22
where she is yeah I know what you mean I
22:25
mean something times um Joe damn it man
22:28
this is bad and I've had my share of bad
22:31
reviews I still remember my first good
22:34
one though everything else in this
22:36
production of our town was simply
22:38
terrible Joey triani was
22:40
[Laughter]
22:43
abysmal hey oh my God look at all the
22:45
newspapers it must be a good review is
22:49
it
22:52
great um
22:52
oh dear God but the good news is no one
22:58
in a two block radius will ever
23:01
know what about the rest of Manhattan
23:04
yeah they all
23:07
know oh my God this is horrible I'm so
23:08
sorry I'm so humiliated yeah but you
23:11
know what they say man there is no such
23:14
thing as bad press you don't think that
23:16
um the chef's mahi mahi was awful awful
23:18
is bad
23:21
press I didn't write
23:24
it how does he write am I really am I
23:26
awful hey hey Monica you listen to me
23:30
okay and I'm not just saying this cuz
23:32
I'm your friend I'm saying it cuz it's
23:34
the truth your food is
23:35
abysmal see Joe that's why your parents
23:52
told you not to jump on the
23:54
bed well if we learn one thing today
23:57
cheese it's that cheerleaders and high
23:59
explosives don't
24:02
mix Going say that again Mac well I
24:05
couldn't have done it without you buddy
24:08
you're a genius oh yeah well then how
24:10
come I can't get my VCR to stop linking
24:12
[Laughter]
24:16
[Music]
24:18
12:00 so what do you guys think
24:22
hold on please Joe it's your mom mom
24:33
mommy well so what did you
24:36
think
24:39
well that was um okay it wasn't the best
24:40
that was one of the worst things
24:45
ever and not just on
24:48
TV what are we going to tell him well
24:51
the the lighting was okay oh no you
24:53
don't you got lighting last time
24:55
lighting is mine
24:57
I have costumes oh great that means I'm
24:58
stuck with so we were watching you in
25:01
there and you were sitting right here
25:03
whoa what are you going to do phes I
25:07
don't know I don't know I can't lie to
25:09
him again oh no I'm no I'm just going to
25:11
press my breasts up against
25:14
him can you say nothing uh-huh yeah
25:16
that's
25:19
right wow well my folks really liked it
25:21
so what did you guys think
25:24
it wasn't that good seems like all of a
25:32
sudden so much has happening I know Ross
25:34
is getting married Phoebe's making
25:38
people everybody's doing stuff yeah we
25:41
just sit here I mean if I died the only
25:44
way people would even know that I was
25:46
here would be by the ass print on this
25:47
chair look we have to do something okay
25:51
something
25:53
huge we could climb Mount Everest
25:55
no no not something stupid something
25:58
huge no no no no no I saw an ad for this
26:00
video people climb that thing every day
26:03
we could totally do that why not I mean
26:05
it's just it's just
26:08
climbing it's just it's just steep yeah
26:10
we're going to Everest okay it'd be nice
26:14
to leave an ass print on
26:16
Everest hey hey what what's up we're
26:18
going to climb on ever yeah baby really
26:21
I looked into that yeah but I mean it
26:24
costs like 60 $1,000 and you know you
26:27
could die and and you would
26:29
die oh
26:34
well we could get that Everest video
26:36
though yeah we could do that without you
26:39
know risking our lives at
26:41
all and while we're down at the video
26:43
store you know what else we could rent
26:45
die
26:46
hard but you know what I just remembered
26:48
that Everest thing is only available
26:51
through mail order oh well so you guys
26:53
will stay here and hang out with me
26:56
yeah but I'll tell you something one of
27:00
these days we're going to get off our
27:02
butts and rent die hard again
27:04
[Music]
27:07
yeah hey hun would you help me get the
27:10
plates down yeah hey here's an idea why
27:12
don't we use our wedding China today no
27:15
I think we should save our China for
27:17
something really special like if the
27:18
Queen of England comes
27:20
over honey she keeps cancelling on us
27:22
take the
27:25
hint what if something it's broken
27:26
they're so expensive what is the point
27:28
of having them if we never use
27:30
them okay but if something gets broken
27:32
and then the queen comes over I will
27:34
explain it to her oh yeah like I'm going
27:36
to let you talk to the
27:38
queen W the parade is really good this
27:40
year man those horses can
27:44
crap next up is a marching band from MSI
27:47
Oklahoma MSI that's like 4 hours from
27:50
Tulsa
27:53
woohoo and here's the float with the
27:55
Stars of the popular daytime soap Days
27:57
of Our
27:59
Lives oh my
28:04
God aren't you one of the stars that the
28:06
popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives
28:08
yeah I forgot I'm supposed to be
28:10
there I can't believe I forgot I usually
28:14
write stuff like this down on my
28:17
arm oh stupid long
28:20
sleeves what are you going to do I guess
28:25
I'm going to have to come up with a
28:27
really good reason why I wasn't there
28:28
the producers are going to be so mad at
28:31
me they sat us all down yesterday and
28:32
said everyone has to be there 6:00 a.m.
28:33
sharp that means you
28:36
triani like I was some kind of
28:38
idiot well you prove them wrong the hell
28:43
just happened I am so so sorry I was
28:45
going to do it really but then I was
28:48
standing there with
28:50
$327 in one hand and $238 in the other
28:51
hand and I was thinking wow it's been a
28:55
long time since I
28:57
had $327 plus
29:00
$238 Joey we had a deal that's why
29:04
you're here I've got to fire you and I
29:07
got to pay
29:09
rent look how how about this you don't
29:11
fire me instead I stay here I gain their
29:15
trust and then they'll start listening
29:18
to all the nice things I've been saying
29:19
about
29:21
you what kind of things you've been
29:22
saying well nothing yet they really hate
29:24
you and I want to fit in so excited I
29:26
just set Rachel up with the worst guy
29:28
tonight all right who is he well it's
29:30
this guy used to massage and by massage
29:32
I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn
29:34
over and Flash
29:36
me okay C why do you hear who I got for
29:38
Ross oh yeah okay she's this really
29:41
boring woman she's a
29:44
teacher a teacher yeah yeah she's really
29:48
into history and foreign movies oh oh
29:50
and she loves puzzles huh come on who
29:53
loves puzzles
29:57
well Ross
29:58
does you you're ruining the plan Joey
30:01
you you you fixed him up with his
30:04
perfect woman oh my God you're right
30:06
yeah she even reads for pleasure
30:09
[Music]
30:13
歌词与翻译
[中文]
实际上我不是在买，而是在卖，让
我问你一个问题，你的朋友
曾经有过一次谈话，而你只是
点头，即使你不是真的
确定他们在说什么
[音乐]
我告诉你这完全
完全违宪
是我认为他应该获得诺贝尔奖不
我的意思是就像AL 枪童
表对不起，很抱歉你
在大约2分钟和A2分钟内没有说任何话
你有兴趣吗是啊是啊
是的乔
佩波尼哦还是太种族了我的经纪人
认为我应该有一个更
中立的乔伊
瑞士加上你知道我认为
应该是乔你知道乔伊让我
听起来好像我知道这么大，我
不是乔·乔·乔
斯大林
斯大林·斯大林我知道这个名字吗
听起来很熟悉，它不会为我敲响
门铃
H乔
斯通你知道那很好
你可能想尝试
[掌声]
约瑟夫·约瑟夫
斯大林我想你会记得哦
是的再见小鸟主演约瑟夫
斯大林约瑟夫·斯大林是
...
[音乐]
屋顶上的提琴手
约瑟夫
[笑声]
斯大林你
开玩笑显然他是这位俄罗斯
独裁者屠杀了所有这些
人，你认为你会认识
你知道你认为我会
过得愉快
晚上我是tribiani先生
，我现在将教授肥皂剧表演
歌剧，嗯，这是我在《我们的日子》
德雷克博士的第一天，嗯，我了解到肥皂剧表演中最
生活中担任
重要的事情之一是
反应这并不意味着表演
这意味着你没有台词，而是
其他人刚刚做了，它是
类似这样的事情
谢谢谢谢非常感谢哦顺便说一下
在我忘记在肥皂剧中工作之前
你们中的一些人将不得不变得
更加
有吸引力，好吧，
现在我已经
作为一个演员从来没有哭过，所以如果
我在一个我不得不哭的场景中，我在口袋里切了一个洞，拿一把
...
镊子，然后开始
拉，好吧，或者呃，或者让我们说我想要
传达我刚刚做了
一件邪恶的事，这将是你的
基本的我眉毛上有一个鱼钩
我喜欢
好吧，假设我刚刚变得很糟糕
好消息，我所做的就是尝试
将 232 除以 13
[掌声]
嘿大家感恩节快乐嘿
感恩节快乐FEPS嘿发生了什么事
关于乔我我我需要一个很好的谎言哦好吧
关于整个人在月球上行走
你
知道的事情你可以看到字符串
人们不不不不我需要一个好的谎言来
解释为什么我今天没有在工作
哦亲爱的你太臭了我
别哦，真的好吧，让我问你
昨天在咖啡馆的事
我去洗手间，当我回来时
我的松饼不见了，谁拿走了
有人打开了
咖啡馆的门，一只浣熊跑了
进来，直接穿过你的嘴
，我说嘿，别吃那是
菲比和他
说他说乔伊你对狮子很臭
我要做什么 别担心，别担心
我们会想出一个好谎言，我会帮助
你练习一下哦，太棒了，那就太好了
谢谢你，确定是什么工作
去机场接奶奶的事情
哦，伙计，你在做什么哦
莫妮卡·钱德勒的推荐，我希望
它听起来很聪明，但我不知道任何
大词或任何东西，所以哦，为什么不
你使用你的同义词库什么'我只是
说
看这里你呃你突出显示单词
你想改变呃进入工具和
同义词库生成
给出一整套选择列表，您
可以选择听起来最聪明的单词
天哪，太棒了，我很聪明，不不
我很聪明，聪明，我喜欢这个
女士乔伊·特里安的事情要小心
整个
[音乐]
包
你好你好
bab乔伊发生了什么事
哦天啊我知道
卡住了他是怎么踩上去的我把它放在
上是为了吓唬
钱德勒哦我的天啊莫妮卡会
完全吓坏然后帮我把
它脱下来而且这里真的很难闻
当然它闻起来很糟糕你已经
你的头死了
动物哦
[笑声]
莫妮卡，你拿到火鸡了吗，哦，我的上帝
哦，我的
天哪，那是
乔伊，你在做什么，这
应该很有趣，不，不是
应该很有趣，应该是
可怕，让她下来，现在我不能它被卡住了
我不在乎那只火鸡必须
在我父母家里养活20个人，而且
他们不会吃掉你的
头，好吧，让我们一起吧
想好吧，我明白了D好吧，你拉
我要把腿张开到尽可能宽
我
现在不是时候，抱歉
好吧，数到三一二
三，我吓到你了，我就知道
，我在这儿，大家伙，是的，你还是你
就你一个吧
[笑声]
知道你到底在做什么
我到底在做什么，他刚刚
打破了我的冰箱
你怎么知道，如果你
知道哦，你认为我
不知道是什么破坏了我的
冰箱借口
我很好，你知道什么
坏了那会
$400乔伊我看到你推
他你推
他们乔伊我没有打破这个所以好吧
已经坏了
而陈记得我告诉过你我们的
冰箱嗯嗯，我还没收到你那一半的
支票
但不要给他任何钱我不是
跟你说话你打破了我的
冰箱好吧好吧呃好吧让我们呃
让我们尝试一下，只要你们
准备好了呃有问题吗这
是面条汤，呃我一直在
用番茄
所以但是没关系没问题没问题M
面条汤你知道没关系
但是那条线是M汤哦什么'我说m
面条
汤那
有什么不同哦
是的，好吧，我们试试
一份M面条汤
好吧，我们再做一次
好吧，M汤我是说面条汤，我的意思是
汤来
你知道我们需要移动什么哦
不，我可以再做一次，我看到
看看M面条汤该死的
[音乐]
伙计，你意识到这很奇怪
嘎吱船长的眉毛实际上是
在他的帽子上，这就是奇怪的地方
男人乔伊在
过去40
年里一直是麦片队长哦，看看你舔了
的勺子，然后你
把你舔了，你
放得那么好，你没看到有多恶心吗
我的意思是，就像你在使用
我的
牙刷，你用我的
牙刷哦，那只是因为我用了
红色的来疏通
排水沟红色
一个哦上帝可以在任何地方打开蠕虫
嘿为什么我们不能使用相同的
牙刷，但我们可以使用相同的肥皂
因为肥皂是
肥皂它
自清洁很好下次
你洗澡想想我最后洗的
东西和你
看的第一件事所以我刚刚和其中一个交谈过今天的
决斗作家和我们的
无论如何你都不会相信
生活中的决斗日
我的角色正在从他的
昏迷中苏醒，不仅是我得到了一个新的
大脑在
工作和你的个人
生活中发生了如此伟大的事情等等你是什么意思你
得到了一个新大脑哦好吧他们是
杀死了
节目中的一个角色，当她去世时，她的大脑被
移植到我的
身体里，这真是一次大脑移植
可笑啊，我认为这很荒谬
，你已经三个半月没有做爱了
个月了，现在是冬天，
街上的人越来越少了，
街上的人越来越少了，他们在填充呃
塞西莉亚梦露她扮演杰西卡·洛卡特
不不
她很擅长把饮料泼到
个人脸上，我是说，我想我从来没有
见过她喝完一杯饮料，而且总是以
的方式打人
难道你不喜欢这样做一次吗
哦，做一下
吧，她就永远在节目中了
真的很难填补她的
鞋子是的，帮助我，当
你从大脑中出来时
[音乐]
移植你将成为她是的
但是在德雷克·拉的身体里
为什么这对你来说这么难得到我
以为你是一个
科学家梅尔
克劳德应该打电话给蓝色
不好吧，也许我们把它分解一下
好吧，我们一次尝试一个音节
好吧，所以在
我 pel pel 很棒之后重复好吧
更快 pel pel
嘘，太难了，我不能教你什么
你在做什么我我必须走，然后我
把你的头撞到墙上不不不
去吧，我需要你我的补充是明天CH
[音乐]
废话，你知道就够了
没什么好
所以呃我想我要起飞了是的
不等等乔伊不等等它是
某事它是它是嗯这是我的
老板是的是的
嗯和我的
宝贝
是的，我的老板想买我的
宝贝，什么天哪，我的上帝，我知道我告诉
你这是一个很大的问题
他想买你的孩子，你能吗
相信这太疯狂了，我
告诉他这件事是怎么发生的
我会告诉
你看到呃我的老板和他的
妻子，他们不能生孩子，所以嗯
然后当我们参加圣诞
派对时，他喝醉了，他对我说
瑞秋，我想买你的
男婴哦，当你说这是关于你老板和孩子的
问题时，我
认为这是关于产假的问题
休假哦
[笑声]
是的，那本来是一个
更简单的
问题，嘿关于乔伊的好建议
事情是的，工作问题完美，我
的意思是，真的感觉他又是我的
朋友，你告诉
他你有什么问题哦，那不是
重要的是我真的，我认为
一切都会好起来的
好吧，我可以帮助你，你认为你可以
买我朋友的
宝贝哦，抱歉我得到了吗
是的，不，你没明白我，这是一个
电钻，你得到我，你杀了
我冷静一下，你想要这个单位还是
不，我不想要这个单位哦，你
应该告诉我，在不是
我的
读者之前，我们没有啤酒了，好吧，我
要去
绰号
很好，错过了，我错过了，不不，我就在
上，就在这个家伙拍摄
自己之后，她很漂亮，是啊，哦，
她也很好，她教了我所有
关于你知道如何使用
摄像机并闻屁的味道
表演，对不起
你有这么多台词
学得如此之快，有时你需要一个
分钟记住你的下一个，所以
当你思考的时候，你需要
这个大停顿，你看起来很
紧张，你知道像这样
好吧，哦，这是我的场景，这是我的
场景，华莱士夫人，是的，我是德雷克医生，
你姐姐的神经外科医生，告诉我
，我担心她会没事吗
情况比
我们
预期的要可怕得多，你妹妹患有
颅下
血肿，也许我们可以在
上进一步讨论这个问题
[笑声]
咖啡
很好，很好，你知道一分钟
在那里，我以为你实际上是在尝试
闻什么味道
嗯，为什么你的冰箱里有一本《闪灵》
哦，我昨晚
晚上读了它，我很害怕
但是呃，如果它放在
冰箱里，你就不会受到它的影响
更安全，你知道我的意思是，我永远不会在没有确保
阅读《闪灵》
我们有足够的空间的情况下开始 冷冻你
知道你读它的频率没有
你读过同一本书，然后
再读一遍，嗯，我想我不止一次读过《小
女人》，但我的意思是，这是一本
经典，
闪亮的问题应该是愤怒，
不太好的
闪亮，答案是
没什么好吧，这就像
有史以来最恐怖的书，我打赌它比
好吧，好吧，我们就看看
你的那本经典要好得多
那好吧，我会读《闪灵》，
你我们会读《小妇人》，好吧
你说得很好，好吧，现在
愤怒这些呃这些小女人
是的，我的意思是她们是多么渺小他们
喜欢可怕的小
贝丝真的病了
一个乔在那儿，但我不认为
她可以做任何事情
乔伊是的，你想把书放进
...
冰箱好吗
好吧我要搬出去，所以你
将负责支付
租金，什么时候可以这样做每个
不只是你实际上
月的第
想要生活的月份
好吧，这是电话
账单哦，我的
天哪，这是我们的电话
号码现在看我知道我有点突然
这整个我都在为你的事情而烦恼
所以为什么我不直接覆盖
你有一段时间不不不乔伊·特里亚尼
不再接受
慈善机构
这不再是慈善机构乔我不
知道忘了它好吧我的意思是谢谢但是
我已经不再从你那里拿钱了
我现在可以照顾自己了
下一步来吧，好吧，呃，这是电费
账单，这是我们为
电井支付的费用
是的，所以我们会支付其余的账单
然后我只是说我
不认为乔伊和查理有
任何共同点，我不知道他们
似乎对每个人都有共同的兴趣
别人的
扁桃体哇乔伊和教授你能
想象一下，如果他们有孩子，如果
孩子们有她的智慧和乔伊的原始
性吸引力，那些书呆子就会
上床，所以罗斯你没问题
这一切我的意思是，是的，这没什么大不了的，我
是说我刚刚认识她，我很好
天哪，我忘记了她
有多热，我要去喝更多咖啡
嘿哦，你知道我会和你一起去
好吧，教授啊，是的，她很酷
而且她很聪明，她的头脑完全是
尖酸刻薄的猜测，这不是她的方式
使用它
我觉得我欠你一个
解释我平时不要
在
聚会上亲吻男人我很好，我有点
感到尴尬，我真的希望你不要
小看我，不要小看你，不
我不是小看你，我是说你看到了
你喜欢的人，你吻了他们
那些喜欢某人和
但不接吻的人他们这些人
很愚蠢，我讨厌那些
你认识的人，实际上我对自己有点
感到惊讶，我的意思是乔伊与我通常约会的人
不同，我
的意思是他们都是教授
知识分子古生物学家，大多数是你
非常了解我知道
类型嘿，如果我们想在工作前吃点东西的话
我们最好
尖刻不，我快要接近了
你在做什么哦，这是一个呃，这是婴儿的
欢迎回家标志，多么甜蜜
哦，宝贝不，我坐在
油漆中
嘿，你和瑞秋说话了吗，不，呃
我不打算做什么，因为
她只是要把我打倒你
大家看到了与Gunther发生的事情，
看起来并不有趣，你怎么能
将自己与Gunther比较，我的意思是
他以更明显的方式性感
但你和她有关系，你
昨晚睡在一起了，是的，她
仍然想走，这很清楚
她在哪里是的，我知道你的意思我
意思是一些东西，嗯，乔该死的伙计
这很糟糕，我也有过不好的
评论我仍然记得我的第一个好评论
一个，尽管我们小镇的
制作中的其他一切都很简单
可怕的乔伊·特里亚尼
[笑声]
糟糕透顶嘿天哪，看看这一切
报纸，它一定是一篇很好的评论
它
太棒了，嗯
哦天哪，但好消息是，在两个街区半径内
没有人会
知道曼哈顿其他地区的情况
是的，他们都
知道哦，我的上帝，这太可怕了，我很
抱歉，我太羞辱了，是的，但你
知道他们是什么说吧，伙计，没有
这样的坏消息，你不认为
嗯，厨师的mahi mahi太糟糕了
很糟糕
媒体我没有写
他是怎么写的，我真的是我
太糟糕了嘿嘿莫妮卡你听我说
好吧，我不只是这么说，因为
我是你的朋友我说因为这是
你的食物是
糟糕的，看到乔，这就是为什么你的父母
告诉你不要跳到
床上，如果我们今天学到一件事
奶酪，那就是啦啦队和高
炸药不会混合
再说一遍 Mac 好吧，如果没有你哥们，我
不可能做到这一点
你是个天才哦，是的，那怎么
我无法让我的录像机停止链接
[笑声]
[音乐]
12:00 所以你们觉得怎么样
请坚持住，乔，这是你妈妈妈妈
好吧，那么你觉得怎么样
...
好吧，这不是最好的
那是
有史以来最糟糕的事情之一，而不仅仅是在
电视上，我们要告诉他什么
灯光还好哦，不，你
你上次没有灯光
灯光是我的
我有服装哦，太棒了，这意味着我
被困住了，所以我们在
那里看着你，你坐在这里
哇，你要做什么，我
不知道，我不知道，我不能再对他撒谎了，哦不，我不，我只是要
...
用我的胸部抵住
他，你能什么都不说吗，嗯嗯，是的
那是
对了，哇，好吧，我的家人真的很喜欢它
，所以你做了什么伙计们认为
这似乎不太好
突然发生了这么多事情我知道罗斯
要结婚菲比让
人们每个人都在做事情是的我们
就坐在这里我的意思是如果我死了唯一的
方式人们甚至会知道我
这里会通过这
椅子上的屁股印，看起来我们必须做点什么
一些
巨大的东西，我们可以攀登珠穆朗玛峰
不不不是什么愚蠢的东西
巨大不不不不不我看到了这个广告
人们每天都在攀登那个东西的视频
我们完全可以做到这一点为什么不我的意思是
这只是
攀登它只是它只是很陡是的
我们要去珠穆朗玛峰，好吧，那就是真好
在
珠穆朗玛峰上留下屁股印，嘿嘿，我们在
要爬上永远是的，宝贝，真的
我调查了那个，是的，但我的意思是
花费了60美元1,000美元，你知道你
可能会死，而且你会
死哦
好吧，我们可以得到珠穆朗玛峰视频
虽然是的我们可以在没有你的情况下做到这一点
知道在
冒着生命危险，当我们在视频
商店时，你知道我们还能租什么
死
很难，但你知道我刚刚记得
珠穆朗玛峰的东西是唯一可用的
通过邮购哦，好吧，所以你们
会留在这里和我一起出去玩
是的，但我会告诉你一件事
这些天我们要摆脱我们的
屁股并再次疯狂出租
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是的嘿嘿你能帮我把
盘子放下来是的嘿这是一个想法为什么
我们今天不使用我们的婚礼中国不
我认为我们应该拯救我们的中国
一些非常特别的事情，比如
英国女王来
亲爱的，她一直在取消我们的行程
接受
提示，如果东西坏了怎么办
它们太贵了，
拥有它们有什么意义 如果我们从来不使用
它们还好，但如果东西坏了
然后女王过来我会的
向她解释哦，是的，就像我要去
让你和
女王交谈W，今年的游行真的很棒
年，那些马可以
接下来是来自MSI的游行乐队
俄克拉荷马州MSI，距离
塔尔萨
哇哦，这是带有
的花车流行日间肥皂剧《我们的
》中的明星哦，我的
生活的日子
上帝，你不是
受欢迎的日间肥皂剧《我们的生活的日子》
的明星之一吗 是的，我忘记了我应该
在那里，我不敢相信我忘记了我通常
在我的
手臂上写下这样的东西哦愚蠢的长
袖子是什么你会做的，我想
我必须想出一个
我不在那里的很好的理由
制片人会对
我很生气，他们昨天让我们所有人都坐下来
说每个人都必须早上6:00到达那里
尖锐这意味着你
triani就像我是某种
白痴一样，你证明他们错了这该死的
刚刚发生了，我真的很抱歉
真的要这么做，但后来我
站在那里，一手拿着
327美元，另一只手
拿着238美元，我在想哇，自从我
很长一段时间了
有327美元以上以来，已经
238 美元，乔伊，我们达成了协议，这就是为什么
你在这里，我必须解雇你，而我
必须支付
租金，看看这个怎么样，你不
解雇我，而是我留在这里，我会获得他们的
信任，然后他们会开始听
我一直在说
关于
你的所有好话，你做了什么样的事情
好吧，什么也没说，但他们真的很讨厌
你和我很兴奋，我
刚刚让瑞秋和最糟糕的人在一起
今晚好吧，他是谁，
这个人过去常常按摩并通过按摩
我的意思是按住，这样他就不会翻身
翻身和闪光
我好吧C你为什么知道我为
罗斯找到了谁，哦，是的，她真的是这样
无聊的女人，她是
老师，是的，是的，她真的
喜欢历史和外国电影哦哦
她喜欢拼图，来吧，谁
喜欢拼图
好吧，罗斯
你在破坏计划吗乔伊
你你你用他的
完美女人来安排他哦我的上帝，你是对的
是的，她甚至为了乐趣而读书
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重点词汇
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buying /ˈbaɪɪŋ/ B1 |
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selling /ˈselɪŋ/ B1 |
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conversation /ˌkɒnvərˈseɪʃən/ B1 |
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totally /ˈtoʊtəli/ A2 |
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unconstitutional /ˌʌnkɒnstɪˈtjuːʃənəl/ C1 |
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deserves /dɪˈzɜːrvz/ B1 |
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neutral /ˈnjuːtrəl/ B1 |
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Stalin /ˈstælɪn/ B2 |
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dictator /ˈdɪkteɪtər/ B2 |
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slaughtered /ˈslɔːtərd/ C1 |
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attractive /əˈtræktɪv/ B1 |
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reacting /riˈæktɪŋ/ B1 |
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evil /ˈiːvəl/ B1 |
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convey /kənˈveɪ/ B2 |
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divide /dɪˈvaɪd/ A2 |
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lie /laɪ/ A2 |
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thesaurus /ˈθɛsəˌrəs/ C1 |
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brainy /ˈbreɪni/ B1 |
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重点语法结构
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I'm not buying, I'm selling.
➔ 现在进行时（be + -ing）用于表示正在进行的动作
➔ "am" + "-ing" 表示暂时或正在进行的动作。
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Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though you're not really sure what they're talking about?
➔ 使用 "even though" 的让步从句
➔ "even though" 用来表示让步，后面的从句在事实层面上与前句相冲突但仍然成立。
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I haven't said anything for about two minutes.
➔ 带时间跨度的现在完成时（have/has + 过去分词 + for）
➔ "haven't" 是 have + not；"for about two minutes" 说明沉默已经持续了多长时间。
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If I'm in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket.
➔ 用于习惯性结果的零条件句（if + 一般现在时, 一般现在时）
➔ "If" 引出条件，两句话都用一般现在时，表示一种习惯性情形。
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I think everything's going to be okay.
➔ 用于预测的将来时 "going to"
➔ "going to be" 表示对未来的强烈预期。
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I will be teaching acting for soap operas now.
➔ 用于表示计划中的未来活动的将来进行时（will be + -ing）
➔ "will be teaching" 表示未来会持续进行教学。
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I don't think I've broken my fridge.
➔ 否定现在完成时（have/has + not + 过去分词）
➔ "I've" 是 I have 的缩写，"not" 否定了现在完成时，表示截至目前没有破坏冰箱的行为。
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We could climb Mount Everest, but it costs a thousand dollars.
➔ 用于表达可能性或建议的 "could"
➔ "could" 是 "can" 的过去式，用来表示一种现实但不确定的可能性。
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I need to divide 232 by 13.
➔ 表示必要性的 "need + to‑infinitive"
➔ "need" 后跟不定式 "to divide"，表示必须完成的动作。
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