Great.
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Get anything that's not Ralph Lauren?
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>> Yeah, I don't think so, Joe.
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>> All right, I guess this will be fine.
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>> Hey, listen. Uh, what are you what are
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you doing tonight?
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>> Not that much.
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>> How would you feel about taking out my
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assistant tag? I'll pay.
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>> I got to say, it's going to take a lot
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of money for me to go out on a date with
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a dude.
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>> I'm not asking you to go on a date with
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him. really cuz I could kind of use the
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money.
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>> Joey, just just He's new in town and I
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know he doesn't have any guy friends.
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Just take him to like a ball game or
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something. I'd really appreciate it.
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>> Yeah. Okay. Sure. No problem.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Ooh. Hey, donuts.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Come on out, honey. I'm telling you, you
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look good. Tell her she looks good. Tell
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her she looks good.
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Oh my god,
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>> you look so good.
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I cannot believe I have to walk down the
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aisle in front of 200 people looking
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like something you drink when you're
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nauseous.
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>> So don't I don't see why we have to go
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to this thing anyway. It's your your ex
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01:24
fiance's wedding. Because I promised
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Mindy I would.
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>> Yeah, well, you promised Barry you'd
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marry him.
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>> Look, you guys, I have to go. I'm the
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maid of honor. And besides, you know
01:34
01:37
what? I just need to be in a room again
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01:39
with these people and feel good about
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01:41
myself.
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My god, these pants. I'm burning up.
01:53
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Come on. She wants to snuggle now. What
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is she trying to kill me? It's like a
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02:03
volcano in here.
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>> Are you hot?
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>> No.
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>> Okay, must just be me then.
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That was just the pants on the couch.
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>> Um, hey, do you do you mind if I use
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02:33
your bathroom?
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>> Oh, go ahead.
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>> Thanks.
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Help.
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Oh.
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Hey, my favorite part's coming up.
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>> Okay.
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Oh my god.
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>> Hello,
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>> Joey. It's Ross. I need some help.
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>> Uh, Chandler's not here.
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>> Well, you can help me.
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>> Okay,
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>> listen. I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom.
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>> Nice.
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No, I I got really hot in my leather
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pants, so I took them off. But they must
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have shrunk from the the sweat or
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something or or my legs expanded from
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the heat. I But I I can't get them back
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on, Joey. I can't.
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That is quite a situation.
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Uh do you see any like powder?
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>> Powder? Yeah. Yeah, I have powder.
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>> Good. Good. Okay. Sprinkle some of that
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04:26
on your legs. It'll absorb some of the
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moisture and then you can get your pants
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back on.
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>> Yeah. Hold. Hold on.
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They're not coming on, man.
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>> Um, you see any uh Oh, Vaseline.
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>> I I see lotion. I have lotion. Will that
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work?
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>> Yeah, sure. Throw some of that on there.
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>> Hold on.
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Ross, you okay?
05:24
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>> They're still They're still not coming
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on, man. And the lotion and the powder
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05:30
have made a paste.
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>> Really?
05:33
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Uh what color is it?
05:36
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What difference does that make?
05:39
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>> Well, I'm just If the paste matches the
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pants, you can make yourself a pair of
05:43
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paste pants and she won't know the
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difference.
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>> Joey, do you have a minute?
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>> Dude, what am I?
05:50
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>> Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck, man.
05:51
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Let me know how it works out.
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>> Oh, Joey, I have such a problem.
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>> Uh, well, your timing couldn't be
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better. I am putting out fires all over
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the place,
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>> Ross. Um, you've been in there for a
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06:11
long time. I'm starting to get kind of
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06:14
freaked out.
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>> All right, I'm coming out.
06:15
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Hey, can you turn the lights off?
06:19
06:24
>> No, let's just leave the lights on.
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Oh my god.
06:38
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>> I had a problem.
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>> Wow. I I don't know what to say.
06:49
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>> What do you say?
06:53
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>> I don't know.
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It's a bracelet, isn't it? And it's a
06:57
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grave, too. Check it out.
06:59
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>> To my best bud.
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>> Thanks, best bud.
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Put it on.
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>> Oh, now.
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>> No, no. I think something this nice
07:16
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should be saved for a special occasion.
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>> Oh, no. No. That's the beauty part. It
07:19
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goes with everything. You put this on,
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YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
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OH MAN, you are so wearing that
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bracelet.
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>> I sure am.
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>> Come here. I want to show you something
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in the bathroom.
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>> Oh, Monica, grow up.
07:41
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>> Hey, what do you got behind your back?
07:45
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>> Nothing. Just Just something I want to
07:47
07:49
get Phoe's opinion on for Valentine's
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07:51
Day.
07:51
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>> You don't want my opinion?
07:51
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>> Not really.
07:52
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Come on. I'm your older brother. Ask me.
07:55
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>> Oh. Oh, okay. Big brother. Um, which one
07:57
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of these do you think would make your
08:00
08:01
little sister look hotter so your best
08:01
08:03
friend would want to do her?
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>> The red one.
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>> So, what do you think?
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I've still got it.
08:25
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>> Why did you get me this?
08:28
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>> What is it?
08:30
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yelling, bleeding,
08:31
08:34
dilating.
08:34
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Oh, the dilating.
08:37
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>> Is this the video of the baby being
08:41
08:42
born? Sweetie, this is Phoebe's. Why
08:42
08:44
were you even watching it?
08:44
08:50
I thought maybe you got me porn for
08:50
08:53
Valentine's Day.
08:53
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>> Chandler, if you thought I was going to
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get you porn for Valentine's Day,
08:57
09:00
you were right.
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>> Apparently, it's it's about a young girl
09:03
09:05
who moves to the big city, you know, in
09:05
09:07
search of stardom, but ends up having
09:07
09:09
sex with a lot of guys.
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09:11
>> Yeah. Got four stars. Oh, wait a minute.
09:11
09:14
Those aren't stars.
09:14
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What do you think?
09:17
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>> Well, I'm not going to have to buy that
09:18
09:19
I'm with stupid t-shirt anymore.
09:19
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>> I like Here you go.
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>> All right. Look, you're not really going
09:25
09:26
to buy that, are you? Don't you think
09:26
09:27
you've embarrassed me enough for one
09:27
09:28
day?
09:28
09:29
>> Oh, I embarrass you?
09:29
09:30
>> How can I answer that when I'm
09:30
09:31
pretending I don't know you?
09:31
09:34
>> He's just jealous. You'll fit right in.
09:34
09:36
All Londoners wear them.
09:36
09:37
>> Oh, really? Then how come no one here
09:37
09:39
anywhere is wearing one?
09:39
09:42
>> They're all tourists.
09:42
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All right, look. If you insist on
09:45
09:46
wearing that in public, you know, you're
09:46
09:48
going to spend the rest of the afternoon
09:48
09:50
all by yourself.
09:50
09:57
>> You don't make me choose between you and
09:58
09:59
the hat. I choose the hat.
09:59
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>> Good choice. Thanks.
10:01
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>> Okay, look.
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>> All right, that's it. Okay, I'm out of
10:03
10:05
here. I'm not going to be embarrassed
10:05
10:06
anymore.
10:06
10:10
>> Hey guys, guess what?
10:10
10:17
got a job on a riverboat.
10:17
10:21
>> You know what? I didn't wear this suit
10:21
10:22
for a year because you hated it. Well,
10:22
10:24
guess what? You're not my girlfriend
10:24
10:25
anymore. So
10:25
10:26
>> Oh, I see. So, this suit is making a
10:26
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point.
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>> Now that you're on your own, you're free
10:29
10:31
to look as stupid as you'd like.
10:31
10:34
>> You like it, right?
10:34
10:35
>> Oh, absolutely. I like it even more on
10:35
10:37
you than I did on Colonel Sanders.
10:37
10:39
>> Ross. Ross, I'm kidding.
10:39
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>> Yeah. Mirror, what were you going to
10:41
10:42
tell us? Yeah. Oh, was it how you
10:42
10:44
invented the cotton chin?
10:44
10:45
>> Okay. Goodbye.
10:45
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>> Hey.
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>> Hey. So, what do you think?
10:49
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>> New haircut, necklace, dress, boots,
10:53
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boots.
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>> Now, they're a little more than I
11:00
11:01
usually spend on boots. Um, or rent.
11:01
11:05
>> Oh my god.
11:05
11:07
>> I know.
11:07
11:08
>> I'm going to miss being able to afford
11:08
11:09
food.
11:09
11:11
>> I'm sorry. They just they just look so
11:11
11:13
good. And the saleswoman was looking at
11:13
11:15
me like, "These are way too expensive
11:15
11:16
for you."
11:16
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>> She had a point.
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>> Hi.
11:21
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>> Oh my god. Oh, Monica, those boots are
11:22
11:26
amazing.
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11:27
>> They're mine.
11:27
11:30
>> Yeah. Well, too bad. We're going to have
11:30
11:31
to return them.
11:31
11:32
>> Return them? Shh. They're going to hear
11:32
11:34
you.
11:34
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>> I I'm not returning them, okay? I mean,
11:36
11:37
I I know they cost a lot, but I'm going
11:37
11:39
to wear them all the time. You'll see.
11:39
11:41
Besides, I love the compliments.
11:41
11:44
I mean, have you ever had something that
11:44
11:45
was so beautiful that everyone wants it?
11:46
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>> I have you.
11:47
11:49
>> Nice try. I'm keeping the boots.
11:49
11:52
>> 10 blocks down, five to go.
11:52
11:55
>> Oh, wait. Stop. Stop. Stop.
11:55
11:57
>> Oh, I'm sorry. Do you need a break?
11:57
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>> My boots in tan. Hey, can you get a
12:01
12:03
little closer so I can see the price?
12:03
12:05
>> I can see it from right here. It'll cost
12:05
12:07
you one husband.
12:07
12:09
>> Okay. I'm sorry. I think I I can walk
12:09
12:11
the rest of the way now. Just Just give
12:11
12:12
me my boots.
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12:15
>> I don't have your boots.
12:15
12:17
>> Well, I don't have them either. Where
12:17
12:18
are they?
12:18
12:19
>> Well, why don't you check in one of my
12:19
12:20
saddle bags while I chew on a bail of
12:20
12:22
hay?
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>> Okay.
12:25
12:26
God, we got to go back and get them.
12:26
12:28
>> Honey, are you seriously ever going to
12:28
12:30
wear the boots again?
12:30
12:32
>> Okay, I'm never going to wear them
12:32
12:33
again.
12:33
12:35
Just didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
12:35
12:38
>> You know what? You can say goodbye to
12:38
12:40
the tan ones.
12:40
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>> Okay.
12:42
12:43
All right.
12:43
12:45
>> Okay.
12:45
12:46
>> Bye, Boots.
12:46
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>> WAIT, HALF OFF.
12:48
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>> KNOW WHAT I'M GOING to do about this
12:50
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coat?
12:51
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>> I'll take it.
12:52
12:54
>> That might work.
12:54
12:55
>> Oh, yeah.
12:55
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>> All right. Who do you think?
13:02
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>> You're on in five, Miss Manelli.
13:04
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Hey.
13:09
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>> Hi.
13:09
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>> Hey, you guys. Uh, I need some fashion
13:10
13:12
advice.
13:12
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>> Oh,
13:12
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>> how does this look?
13:14
13:22
>> Well, it's it's a little low. Pick it up
13:22
13:24
a little.
13:24
13:26
A little bit more.
13:26
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A little bit more. There you go.
13:28
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Now throw it away.
13:32
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>> Come on. This looks good.
13:35
13:37
>> Ross, please. Trust me. I buy 30 fashion
13:37
13:39
magazines a month. Now, I don't know
13:39
13:41
who's running for president or who that
13:41
13:43
NATO guy is, but I do know that you have
13:43
13:45
to get as far away as you can from that
13:45
13:46
hat.
13:46
13:48
>> Damn it. I have this date tomorrow night
13:48
13:51
and I have to look cool.
13:51
13:53
>> Well, you know, if you want fashion
13:53
13:54
help, Rachel and I are going shopping
13:54
13:56
tomorrow. You're more than welcome to
13:56
13:57
come with us, right?
13:57
13:58
>> Really? That would be great. I I mean, I
13:58
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have to do something. She kind of teased
14:00
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me about how I dress.
14:02
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>> I can see why. Nice shirt.
14:03
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You're wearing the same shirt.
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>> Stupid gap on every corner.
14:11
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>> Wow, this place is awesome.
14:18
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>> You know what? We should just go. I'm
14:20
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not going to find anything here. This
14:21
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stuff is ridiculous. Oh,
14:23
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>> this place is great.
14:25
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>> Wow.
14:28
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>> Ra, come on. I'm not going to wear any
14:29
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of this. Nothing silver. Okay. Nothing
14:31
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with hair and nothing with padlocks on
14:34
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it. Of
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>> course, look. Look. I know that some of
14:39
14:40
this stuff is out there, but I mean,
14:40
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come on. Look at this. Look at this
14:42
14:44
sweater. I mean, this is just beautiful.
14:44
14:47
>> Wow. This is really soft.
14:47
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$350
14:50
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>> down from $700. You're saving like 200
14:52
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bucks.
14:55
14:58
>> Both logic and math are taking a serious
14:58
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hit today.
15:01
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Hey, check this out. It's totally you.
15:03
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>> Wow.
15:06
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>> Yeah.
15:07
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>> Wow. Actually, this this looks pretty
15:12
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good.
15:13
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>> Yeah.
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>> Boys will be boys.
15:19
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>> What? They will be.
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>> All right, that's it. I'm getting out of
15:23
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here.
15:25
15:25
>> No, no, no, Russ. Wait. Come on. All
15:25
15:27
right. You know what? There's other
15:27
15:28
stuff. Here's some nice shirts. Look at
15:28
15:29
these these nice pants. Huh? Actually,
15:29
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these these might look pretty good on
15:32
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me.
15:34
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>> Yes, they will. You know what you should
15:34
15:36
do? Just go take a walk. All right. I
15:36
15:37
know your size and I'm going to I'm
15:37
15:39
going to pick out some really good stuff
15:39
15:40
for you.
15:40
15:41
>> Really?
15:41
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>> Yes. And I know what looks sexy on guys.
15:42
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Please just wear what I suggest and she
15:44
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is going to go nuts for you.
15:46
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>> So, you're saying uh if I wear these
15:47
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pants, I might be getting into hers.
15:50
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>> Why do men keep talking to me like this?
15:54
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>> Some really great stuff. Yeah. Yeah. But
15:59
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I'm not sure about some of the bras I
16:02
16:04
got. Oh, really? Do you want to try some
16:04
16:06
of them on for me? Oh, okay.
16:06
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Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?
16:09
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>> Oh, no. I took one of Ross's bags by
16:14
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mistake. And one of mine is missing. Oh,
16:16
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well, Ross probably has it. You can get
16:19
16:20
it from him later.
16:20
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>> So, what do you think?
16:27
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Think we're not wearing the same shirt
16:33
16:34
anymore.
16:34
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>> Yeah. Yeah. Rachel picked it out for me.
16:37
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She told me to trust her. And you know
16:39
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what? I'm glad I did. I turned quite a
16:41
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few heads on my way over here.
16:43
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>> Dude, I really don't think you should be
16:47
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wearing that.
16:49
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>> Oh, I see. Somebody's afraid of a little
16:51
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competition with the ladies.
16:54
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>> Looks like someone is the ladies.
16:57
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You're just jealous because you couldn't
17:01
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pull this off. Yeah. Now, if you'll
17:03
17:05
excuse me, I have a date.
17:05
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>> See? All eyes on me.
17:10
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>> Wow, this place looks great.
17:18
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>> Oh, you are going to love it. And I'm so
17:20
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glad we're finally doing this.
17:22
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>> Me, too.
17:25
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>> Here.
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So this was fun.
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>> Hey you guys, check it out. Check it
17:46
17:48
out. Guess what job I just got?
17:48
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>> I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his
17:52
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blue blazer black.
17:54
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What? Blue blazer back. He He wants it
17:58
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back.
18:01
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>> You said black. Why would he want his
18:04
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blue blazer back?
18:06
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>> Well, you you you know what I meant.
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>> No, you messed it up.
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You're stupid.
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>> Do you Are you going to separate those?
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>> Oh god.
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>> Oh, am I being like a total laundry
18:21
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spad? I mean, am I supposed to use like
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one machine for shirts and another
18:26
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machine for pants?
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>> Have you Have you never done this
18:32
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before?
18:34
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>> Well, not myself, but I I know other
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people that have.
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>> Okay, you caught me. I'm a laundry
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virgin.
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>> Uh, well, don't worry. I'll use the
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gentle side.
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>> Okay. Um
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uh basically you want to use one machine
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for all your whites.
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>> Whites.
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>> Okay. A whole another machine for for
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your colors.
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>> And and third for uh your uh
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uh delicates and that would be your bras
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and your under panty things.
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>> Okay. Well, what about these are white
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cotton panties. Would they go with
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whites with delicates? Uh that that that
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would be a judgment call.
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>> Okay.
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>> See,
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>> she stole my jeans.
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>> What?
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>> I have been looking for them all week
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and she is wearing them.
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>> So she stole your pants and then she
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came back and wore them in front of you.
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>> Don't you see? It's the perfect crime.
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>> She must have been planning this for
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years.
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I will prove it to you. Okay. About a
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week ago, I was wearing those jeans and
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I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an
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ink staining on the crotch. Now, when
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she comes back, I will find it and show
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you that same.
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Shouldn't we give her the benefit of the
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doubt before we go snooping around her
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crotch?
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>> I'm quitting. I just helped an
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81year-old woman put on a thong and she
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didn't even buy it.
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I'm telling you, I'm quitting. That's
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it. I'm talking to my boss right now.
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Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I
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am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Okay, bye.
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Call me when you get this message.
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>> Oh, Mr. Walam, I uh really need to talk
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to you.
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>> In a moment, please. I'm in the middle
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of a task and you have a customer.
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>> Hi.
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>> Hi. I'm Joshua.
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>> Hi. I'm Rachel Green. What can I do for
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you, Joshua?
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>> Well, uh, I need a whole new wardrobe.
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My wife, well, my exwife. Oh, I'm so
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sorry.
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>> Anyway, she burned all of my clothes, so
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I got away with two things. This suit
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and what turned out to be a uh skirt.
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>> Well, at least that's a great suit.
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>> Yeah, but it wasn't much fun dropping it
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off at the dry cleaners in the skirt.
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>> So, I need everything down to underwear.
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So, if you're willing, I'm uh I'm all
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yours.
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Okay,
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>> Rachel, you needed to speak to me.
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>> No, no, that wasn't me.
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>> Well, we should get started. Let me show
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you my underwear.
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>> The selection of underwear that we
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carry.
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>> Oh, I'm sorry. It's this way. It's this
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way.
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>> It's this way. Sorry.
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>> Honey, I'm old.
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What's wrong?
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>> I am so much older than these other
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interns. I can't I can't compete with
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them.
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>> But I saw you were a little older. Got
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to look at the positive. You have all
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this life experience.
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>> Yes, but I don't think life experience
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is going to help me with these.
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>> Wow.
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It's like they're on fire.
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>> What are they? They are these prototype
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sneakers and I have to come up with
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ideas on how to sell them, which I can't
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do because no self-respecting adult
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would ever wear these.
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>> I'll give you $500 for them.
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>> What am I supposed to do with these?
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>> Come on. Sneakers are easy. You wear
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sneakers all the time.
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>> Well, first of all, they're not called
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sneakers anymore. Apparently, they're
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called kicks or skids. And I think I
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heard somebody say slurps.
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Here, look. They got these wheels that
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pop out from the bottom so you can roll
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around because apparently walking is too
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much exercise.
22:43
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Kids, kids, roll your way to childhood
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obesity.
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Would you help me try to sell these?
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>> Okay. Have you considered using a girl
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with huge knockers?
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>> I don't think that's the kind of thing
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they're looking for.
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>> Hey, that'd work on me.
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>> Why do you think I'd buy Mrs.
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Butterwarts?
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>> You know what? These aren't half bad.
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You should suggest something like these
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to Ralph Lauren.
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>> Okay, first of all, that's stupid. And
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second of all, I'm not allowed to talk
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to Ralph.
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>> All right,
23:17
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I feel younger already.
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>> What's in the bag?
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>> Just some presents.
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>> Come on, show us what you bought.
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>> You know you want to.
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Okay.
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Okay. Hey, this is a picture frame from
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Ben to my parents.
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>> I got some uh hers and hers towels for
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Susan and Carol.
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>> And uh I got this blouse for mom.
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>> Poss. That is gorgeous.
23:52
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>> Look at these authentic fake metals. I
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>> tell you, mom's going to be voted best
23:57
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dressed at the Makebelie Military
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Academy.
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Thank you.
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>> Oh, thank you very much.
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>> Oh, thank you for coming.
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>> Uh, just a second.
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>> No, no, let me in,
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>> Phoebe.
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>> Yeah. C,
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>> can you hold on just one minute?
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>> No, you have to let me in right now.
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>> Are you alone?
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>> Yes.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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I GOT IT.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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>> OKAY. My turn. My turn.
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>> Okay.
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Okay. Ready.
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>> Okay.
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That was a terrible throw. I'm not going
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to throw it right to you. That's not
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real.
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>> Look at me. My big concern is what's
25:08
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real.
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>> Oh my god.
25:15
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We're really sad, aren't we?
25:18
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>> Yeah, I think we are.
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>> This isn't even my dress. Well, at least
25:25
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you didn't rent yours from a store
25:28
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called It's Not Too Late.
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I'm changing out of this.
25:39
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>> Me, too.
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>> In like a half an hour.
25:42
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>> Me, too. Okay. All right. Now, throw it
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straight this time.
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>> Okay. Okay.
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>> I'm getting married.
25:50
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>> I feel blue.
25:52
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>> I bet you anything he's going to call
25:56
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you again.
25:58
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>> Yeah, maybe. But, you know, I don't
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think I even care.
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I don't think he's the one I'm sad
26:04
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about.
26:06
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You know, I know that I said I'm totally
26:08
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okay with Ross getting married, but as
26:10
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it turns out, I don't think I am
26:13
26:16
handling it all that well.
26:16
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>> Yeah, maybe.
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>> And and I'm just trying to figure out
26:21
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why.
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>> Any luck?
26:24
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>> Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know how
26:25
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Ross and I have always been on again,
26:27
26:28
off again, on again, off again.
26:28
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I guess I just figured that somewhere
26:31
26:33
down the road we would be on again
26:33
26:37
again.
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>> You know what? I think we all did.
26:39
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>> Hey.
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>> Hey. Hey.
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>> So, got us reservations for Sunday
26:50
26:53
night. Okay. How about Ernie's at 9:00?
26:53
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>> Yeah. Well, you uh better make it for 3.
26:56
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>> Oh, see, I I don't know if we're going
26:59
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to be hungry at 3.
27:01
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Three people. Joshua's not going to be
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there.
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>> What happened?
27:10
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>> Um, well, I think I think he broke up
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with me.
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>> No. Why? Well,
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>> apparently he scares easy.
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I'm
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>> I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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>> Sometimes
27:26
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things don't work out the way you
27:28
27:30
thought they would.
27:30
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>> Come here.
27:33
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>> Oh, hey. Don't you have to go pick up
27:41
27:43
Emily?
27:43
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Are you okay?
27:47
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>> Yeah. And I got my girls.
27:48
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Okay.
27:54
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>> Hey, you know who might cheer you up?
28:10
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>> What?
28:13
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You know, I got to tell you, this really
28:18
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does put me in a better mood.
28:20
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>> I wish there was a job where I could
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wear this all the time.
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>> Maybe someday there will be.
28:29
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>> Oh, God. That's Chandler. He's going to
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come by and borrow some candles for his
28:35
28:36
big date.
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>> Oh, okay.
28:37
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>> No. No. Rachel, don't get it. See us.
28:37
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>> No. Yeah. The groom cannot see the
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bride.
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>> You're not going to marry Chandler.
28:43
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>> Not after this.
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Okay, guys. Just relax.
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>> I do.
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>> I got to go.
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>> Mona.
29:05
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Okay. If I were a salmon shirt, where
29:30
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would I be?
29:33
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>> I am so sorry. Sorry, I spilled wine all
29:41
29:44
over your shirt.
29:44
29:45
>> Oh, it's okay.
29:45
29:47
>> No, it's still wet. You know what? Let
29:47
29:48
me get it out before it sets. Oh, I have
29:48
29:50
something you could wear.
29:50
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>> Here.
29:56
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>> Oh,
29:57
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I don't know if I want to wear a woman's
29:58
30:00
shirt.
30:00
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>> No, no, that that's a man's shirt.
30:02
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>> Aly pink.
30:04
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Oh,
30:20
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Oh my god, Ross.
30:45
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>> Hello,
30:48
30:51
>> Ros. What are you doing?
30:51
30:53
>> Not touching myself. If that makes
30:53
30:55
anyone less uncomfortable.
30:55
30:57
>> Now, Joe, you know that since you're
30:57
30:58
returning all of this stuff after the
30:58
31:00
audition, you're going to have to wear
31:00
31:01
underwear.
31:01
31:03
>> All right. Well, you better show me some
31:03
31:05
of that, too, then.
31:05
31:08
>> Okay. Hey, it's missing something.
31:08
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Oh, I know. Um, okay.
31:10
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>> Really? A purse?
31:18
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>> It's not a purse. It's a shoulder bag.
31:20
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>> Looks like a woman's purse.
31:23
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>> No, Joey. Look. Trust me. I'm telling
31:25
31:27
all the men are carrying them in the
31:27
31:29
spring catalog. Look. See? Look. Men
31:29
31:32
carrying the bag.
31:32
31:33
>> See? Look. Women carrying the bag.
31:34
31:44
But it is odd how a woman's purse looks
31:44
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so good on me. A man.
31:47
31:50
>> Exactly. Unisex.
31:50
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>> Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple
31:52
31:54
days ago.
31:54
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>> No, Joey. You and I sex.
31:57
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>> Well, I ain't going to say no to that.
32:02
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Hey. Hey.
32:10
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>> Wow, you look just like your son, Mrs.
32:19
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Tribani.
32:21
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>> What are you referring to? My man's bag.
32:23
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At first, I thought it just looked good,
32:27
32:29
but it's practical, too. Check it out.
32:29
32:31
It's got compartments for all your
32:31
32:33
stuff. Your wallet, your keys, your
32:33
32:35
address book, your makeup.
32:35
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>> Joey, what are you doing with the bag?
32:39
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Your audition's not till tomorrow.
32:40
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>> Yeah, but sandwich time is right now.
32:42
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>> Joey, you know, you get any mustard on
32:45
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that bag, you can't return it.
32:46
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>> Why would I ever return this? I love
32:48
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this bag.
32:49
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>> All right. Well, then you owe me $350.
32:51
32:54
>> Fine. Do you take Vasa or Mooster Card,
32:54
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>> Joey?
32:59
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>> All right, relax. Look, I'll pay you
33:00
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with the money from the acting job I am
33:02
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definitely going to get thanks to you.
33:03
33:05
>> What's the part? Auntie Mame.
33:05
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>> Don't listen to them. I think it's sexy.
33:09
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>> You and I, sexy.
33:12
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>> Hey, I'm off to my audition. How do I
33:20
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look?
33:22
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>> I think you look great. Joey, that bag
33:24
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is going to get you that part.
33:26
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>> And a date with a man.
33:27
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You know what? Make fun all you want.
33:30
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This is a great bag, okay? And it's as
33:32
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handy as it is becoming.
33:35
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Now, just because you don't understand
33:38
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something doesn't make it wrong. All
33:40
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right? So, from now on, you guys are
33:42
33:43
going to have to get used to the fact
33:44
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that Joey comes with a bag.
33:45
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>> Ready, Joey?
33:49
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>> Well, you must be new here. Maybe we get
33:52
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a table, I'd buy you a drink.
33:54
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>> I'm sorry. Could you Could you try it
33:56
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without the purse?
33:58
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Yeah, sure.
34:01
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Well, you must be new here. Maybe we
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sit. I'm sorry. Can I ask you something?
34:09
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>> Sure. What?
34:12
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>> Well, first, it's not a purse.
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Okay. Anytime.
34:17
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>> I mean, if if you're thinking it's a
34:19
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woman's bag, it's not. It's a man's bag.
34:21
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Okay. And go.
34:25
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I Let me show you the catalog.
34:29
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Look. See? Huh? It's the latest thing.
34:31
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Everyone's got one. Men, women,
34:35
34:37
children, everyone's carrying them. Um,
34:37
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do you sell these bags?
34:39
34:42
>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no. These babies
34:42
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sell themselves.
34:44
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>> Okay. Thank you. That was great.
34:47
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>> Yeah, but I didn't even read anything.
34:49
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>> I think we've seen enough.
34:51
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Okay. All right. I'll see you. We got
34:54
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it. We got it.
34:57
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>> Hi. I need those earrings you borrowed.
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>> Oh. Um. Okay.
35:04
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>> Yeah. I'll be I'll be right back. Okay.
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>> Wow. Fees. You speak Italian?
35:18
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>> I guess so.
35:20
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>> There you go. Thank you. Wait, Rich.
35:25
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Where's the other one? Oh, wait. You
35:27
35:29
want both of them?
35:29
35:31
Rachel Karen Green, where's the other
35:31
35:33
earring? Okay. Okay. Okay. Look, just
35:33
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don't freak out, but I kind of lost it.
35:35
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Oh, I know it's in the apartment, but I
35:37
35:39
definitely lost it. Well, what am I
35:39
35:41
going to tell Monica? She wants to wear
35:41
35:43
them tonight. I don't tell her to wear
35:43
35:45
her own earrings. These are her
35:45
35:47
earrings. No. No. You lent me Monica's
35:47
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earrings. I'm not allowed to borrow her
35:51
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stuff.
35:53
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>> Why not? because I lose her stuff.
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>> Okay, look. We have 19 minutes, okay?
36:02
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Chandler, I want you to go and change,
36:04
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okay? And then when you come back, Joey
36:05
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will go change and he'll have vacated
36:07
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the chair. Okay? Okay.
36:09
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>> All right. Fine. I'm going. But when I
36:11
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GET BACK, IT'S CHAIR CITY, AND I'M THE
36:14
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GUY WHO'S sitting in a chair.
36:16
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>> Where's my underwear?
36:21
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>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. Come on.
36:22
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What? You took his underwear? He took my
36:24
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essence.
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>> Okay, hold on,
36:27
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>> Joey. Why Why can't you just wear the
36:29
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underwear you're wearing now?
36:31
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>> Cuz I'm not wearing any underwear now.
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>> Okay. Um, then why do you have to wear
36:36
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underwear tonight?
36:38
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>> It's a rented tux. Okay. Not going to go
36:39
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commando in another man's fatigue.
36:41
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>> Well, then it looks like somebody's
36:46
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going to have to give somebody back his
36:48
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cushions.
36:49
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>> Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm going to
36:51
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do the exact opposite to you.
36:53
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What are you What are you going to show
36:57
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me? My clothes. Hey, opposite
36:59
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is opposite.
37:03
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He's got nothing.
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>> Okay, buddy boy. Here it is.
37:16
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You hide my clothes. I'm wearing
37:19
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everything you own.
37:21
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Oh my god,
37:24
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that is so NOT THE OPPOSITE OF TAKING
37:27
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SOMEBODY'S UNDERWEAR. Look at me. I'm
37:29
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Chandler. Could I be wearing any more
37:32
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clothes?
37:34
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Maybe if I wasn't going commando.
37:37
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Yeah,
37:43
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I'll tell you, it's hot with all this
37:45
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stuff on. I uh I better not do any I
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don't know, lunges.
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Okay. Okay. Enough. But enough not for
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the lunching. No. I'm sick of this.
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Okay. I've had up to here with you two.
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Neither of you can come to the party.
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Jeez. What a baby.
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>> You just be yourself. They live on the
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Upper East Side on Park Avenue.
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>> Oh, yeah. She can't be herself.
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>> Okay. So, all right. Which dress?
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>> You can say neither.
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>> Oh god. Neither. Neither.
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>> I'm sorry, honey. We're going to take
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you shopping. It's going to be fine.
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>> Yeah, totally. You are in such good
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hands. And I am so good with meeting
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parents with the father. You know, you
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want to flirt a little bit, but not in a
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38:31
gross way. Just kind of like, "Oh, Mr.
38:31
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Pinser. I can see where Wallace gets his
38:34
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good looks."
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>> You went out with Wallace Pinser.
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>> Oh, he took the SATs for me.
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>> I knew you didn't get a 1400.
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>> Well, duh.
38:45
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So now, what about with Mike's mom?
38:47
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>> Oh, well, with the mother, just just
38:50
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constantly tell her how amazing her son
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is. Take it from me. Moms love me.
38:54
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Ross's mom one time actually said, "I am
38:56
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like the daughter that she never had."
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She said, "What? That she's like the
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daughter she never had."
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You and I were talking and and I was so
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upset about the hall being knocked down
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and she suggested that we just put the
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wedding off for a bit.
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>> She said, "What?"
39:21
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>> She said, "If I'm not going to be happy
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getting married somewhere that we can
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find in a day, well, then we should just
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postpone it."
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>> Postpone it.
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>> Emily, do you think Monica realizes how
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much our parents spent on this wedding?
39:36
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Huh? Do you think my sister's teeny tiny
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little brain comprehends that people
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took time out of their lives to fly
39:43
39:46
thousands of miles to be here? Huh?
39:46
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>> This isn't right.
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>> I realize that people are going to be
39:55
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disappointed,
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but I'm sure they'll come back when we
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can do it right.
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>> Well, I can't ask people to do that.
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Would you ask people to do that?
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>> Don't you point your pants at me.
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We have no choice. Anywhere that's half
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decent will have been booked months ago.
40:11
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Ross, don't you understand? This is our
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wedding I'm talking about.
40:14
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>> The only thing I understand is
40:15
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postponing it is not an option. This is
40:17
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when we're getting married.
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>> So, what are you saying? It's now or
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never.
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>> No, I'm saying it's now
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>> or
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>> there's no or in mine.
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>> What is wrong with these pants?
40:26
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>> It's not the pants. It's you who's
40:31
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backwards. And if and if you don't
40:32
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understand how important this is to me,
40:34
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well then perhaps we shouldn't be
40:36
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getting married at all.
40:37
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>> What?
40:39
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>> Emily, NO. WAIT. STOP. EMILY, PLEASE.
40:39
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>> HEY, come on. Daddy needs a new pair of
40:44
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electromagnetic microscopes for the
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prehistoric forensics department.
40:48
40:56
Okay. Take Pinky Tuscadero up to
40:56
40:59
inspiration point. Collect three cool
40:59
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points. Yeah. which gives me five. And
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let's see who is going to lose their
41:05
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clothes. Um, I think I pick our strip
41:06
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poker sponsor, Mr. Joey Tribani.
41:10
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>> All right, relax. It's just a shoe.
41:16
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>> Okay, your band is playing at Arnold's.
41:20
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Collect three cool points, which means I
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have five. And that means I get Joey's
41:26
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boxers.
41:29
41:36
Fine, gang up on me. I got you all right
41:36
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where I want you.
41:39
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>> Come on, take them off.
41:41
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>> Actually, you know, it's kind of cold.
41:43
41:45
So, how about I keep my boxers on and
41:45
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give you all a peek at the good stuff.
41:47
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>> Look, I feel really bad about how I
41:51
41:53
freaked you out before, so I called the
41:53
41:56
father and asked him to meet you here so
41:56
41:57
you could tell him. Go. What? Hey, wait
41:57
41:59
a minute. Baby, how do you even know who
41:59
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the father is? I may play the fool at
42:01
42:04
times, but I'm a little more than just a
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42:07
pretty blonde girl with an ass that
42:07
42:09
won't quit.
42:09
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I believe this belongs to the father of
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42:14
your baby.
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>> Oh god.
42:16
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Oh, he's in there right now.
42:19
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>> Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you
42:20
42:23
can go in there and rip the band-aid
42:23
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off. What do you want to do?
42:25
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Oh,
42:28
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>> let's rip.
42:29
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>> Really? Are you sure? Oh, Phoebe. Okay,
42:30
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sorry. Yeah.
42:32
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>> Hey, Ra.
42:36
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>> So, what's this about?
42:39
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>> Rachel has something that she wants to
42:41
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tell you. And um I believe that this is
42:43
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your red sweater.
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>> No,
42:48
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>> this is my red sweater.
42:51
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>> Oh, no.
42:55
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Could I get anyone a coffee or
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poison? No, just for me. Okay.
43:03
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>> What's going on, Ra?
43:07
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>> Nothing. Phoebe kind of made a mistake.
43:09
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But, you know, you do wear that sweater
43:14
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a lot. Are are you involved in some kind
43:15
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of dare?
43:17
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>> You know, I'm actually glad Phoebe
43:20
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called.
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I know we broke up cuz you thought I
43:28
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wasn't mature enough, but I've really
43:29
43:31
grown up and I think we should get back
43:31
43:33
together. Oh,
43:33
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>> it's just not the right time.
43:35
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>> It is the right time.
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>> Okay,
43:38
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>> I'm ready for more.
43:40
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>> Tag,
43:41
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>> come on, Ra. Let's give it another try.
43:42
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>> I'm having a baby.
43:46
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>> Oh.
43:47
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You can go.
43:56
43:57
>> Thank you.
43:57
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>> What am I sitting on?
44:01
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>> Top of the world. Dock of the bay.
44:03
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>> I'm out.
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>> Oh, yeah. Why are these? Oh,
44:10
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>> all right. Whose are they?
44:15
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>> Whose are they?
44:18
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>> Not mine.
44:19
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>> Well, they're Joey's. They got to be
44:20
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joys.
44:21
44:27
>> Yeah, they're mine.
44:27
44:28
>> See, Joy's the Joey Joies.
44:28
44:31
>> Why are they here?
44:31
44:33
>> I don't know. Uh,
44:33
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I'm Joey.
44:37
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>> Yeah, I'm disgusting. I take my
44:40
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underwear off in other people's homes.
44:42
44:46
>> Well, get him out of here. What's wrong
44:46
44:48
with you?
44:48
44:49
>> YEAH.
44:49
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>> YEAH.
44:49
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TAKE THEM.
44:52
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>> JOEY, you can touch them. They're your
44:55
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underwear.
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>> Chandler, a word.
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>> Yeah,
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>> that's it. I'm tired of covering for you
45:13
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two. This has got to stop.
45:15
45:19
>> Hey Guess what I got for your wedding? A
45:19
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>> freakishly thin date with a hanger for a
45:22
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head.
45:24
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>> No, Rachel hooked me up with a tux. But
45:25
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not just any tux. Batman's tux.
45:28
45:33
>> That's right. Made expressly for Val
45:33
45:35
Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film
45:35
45:39
that Batman film he was in.
45:39
45:42
>> You can't wear that. I'm wearing the
45:42
45:43
famous tux. James Bond's tux.
45:44
45:46
>> So
45:46
45:46
>> So if you wear that, it'll make mine
45:46
45:48
less special.
45:48
45:50
Well, you need something to make this
45:50
45:51
date special. Hello. You had the most
45:51
45:54
special thing of all. You are marrying
45:54
45:57
the woman you love.
45:57
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>> Please don't take away my cool thing.
46:03
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Please, pretty please.
46:05
46:06
>> Pretty please. Not very uh 007.
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>> Look, it's my wedding day, okay? If you
46:11
46:13
were getting married, I would never do
46:13
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anything to upset you.
46:14
46:15
>> When I got married, you slept with my
46:15
46:16
sister.
46:16
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>> That was pretty 007. Give me back my
46:17
46:19
sweater or it's handbag marinara.
46:19
46:24
>> You don't have the guts.
46:24
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>> Oh yeah? Well, at least I wasn't too
46:26
46:28
chicken to tell some guy I thought he
46:28
46:30
was cute.
46:30
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>> Oh. All right. Stop. Stop the madness.
46:40
46:47
This is crazy. Who can even remember why
46:47
46:50
you started fighting in the FIRST PLACE?
46:50
46:52
>> SHE KNEW THAT I JO
46:52
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YES, that's right.
46:57
47:00
But still, I look at your purse.
47:00
47:05
Look at your sweater.
47:05
47:08
Look at yourselves.
47:08
47:13
I'll help you fix your sweater.
47:13
47:16
I'll help you throw out your purse.
47:16
47:21
>> I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing
47:21
47:23
him.
47:23
47:24
>> Well, I'm sorry I went out with him when
47:24
47:26
I knew you liked him.
47:26
47:30
>> I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves.
47:30
47:36
>> Hey guys. Hey. Soap.
47:36
47:40
What do you think?
47:40
47:43
>> About what? What?
47:43
47:44
>> Yeah. What?
47:44
47:45
>> Are you kidding?
47:45
47:46
>> Okay, I'll give you a hint. I'll give
47:46
47:47
you a hint.
47:48
47:52
>> Eyes. No. No. Your eyes? No. Chandler's
47:52
47:55
eyes.
47:55
47:58
>> I got glasses.
47:58
48:00
>> You always had glasses.
48:00
48:05
>> No, I didn't.
48:05
48:08
>> Are you sure?
48:08
48:11
Yeah. Did Didn't you used to have a
48:11
48:12
pair? They were really round and
48:12
48:14
burgundy and they made you look kind of
48:14
48:16
um
48:16
48:17
>> feminine.
48:17
48:17
>> Yes.
48:17
48:19
>> No,
48:19
48:20
>> sweetie. I think the glasses look great.
48:20
48:22
They make you look really sexy.
48:22
48:24
>> Really?
48:24
48:24
>> Yeah.
48:24
48:25
>> And you didn't think I used to wear
48:25
48:26
glasses, right?
48:26
48:27
>> Of course.
48:27
48:35
>> So, the Porsche guy took his car back.
48:35
48:40
But you found the keys to his clothes.
48:40
48:44
>> No, I just uh I just love the way it
48:44
48:47
feels when everybody thinks I own a
48:47
48:48
Porsche.
48:48
48:49
>> And people would think you own a Porsche
48:49
48:50
because you're wearing the clothes.
48:50
48:52
>> Of course,
48:52
48:54
only an idiot would wear this stuff if
48:54
48:55
you didn't have the car.
48:55
49:00
>> That is true.
49:00
49:03
>> Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a
49:04
49:05
sonic blaster gun. Oh, I've been there.
49:05
49:11
>> I am going to go drive my Porsche.
49:11
49:15
>> Joey, you know you don't actually have
49:15
49:16
one.
49:16
49:17
>> Come on. What are you doing? I'm in
49:17
49:19
character. Will you talk to her?
49:19
49:23
>> Hey. Hey. Hey. Careful around my
49:23
49:25
Porsche.
49:25
49:28
>> Hi, Joey.
49:28
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>> Hey. How you doing?
49:30
49:33
>> He has the most amazing Porsche under
49:33
49:35
there. I'd love to show you, but I just
49:35
49:37
tucked her in. She's sleeping.
49:37
49:40
>> Hey, uh, would you two girls like to go
49:40
49:42
for a drink?
49:42
49:47
>> Uh, here's a box of your stuff.
49:47
49:52
>> What?
49:52
49:53
>> Uh, you know, it's just like hats and
49:53
49:55
shirt and CDs. Just sort of stuff that
49:55
49:57
you've left here.
49:57
49:58
>> What are you doing? Are you Are you
49:58
49:59
trying to hurt me or something?
49:59
50:03
>> No.
50:03
50:05
Ross, it
50:05
50:08
it just seems that, you know, it's time
50:08
50:10
we, you know, move on. I I mean, don't
50:10
50:13
you think?
50:13
50:15
>> Yes.
50:15
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>> Yeah.
50:16
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>> Yes, I do.
50:17
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>> Yeah. I I really do.
50:19
50:22
Hey,
50:22
50:24
this this was a gift.
50:24
50:26
>> Ross, you got that for free from the
50:26
50:28
museum gift shop.
50:28
50:30
>> It's still a gift. I got it from the
50:30
50:33
gift shop.
50:33
50:36
Okay. All right. Give me the mug. I'll
50:36
50:38
keep the mug.
50:38
50:39
>> No. You know, you know, don't do me any
50:39
50:41
favors. In fact, where
50:41
50:44
where's the rest of my stuff? Huh? Like,
50:44
50:46
like my um Hey, this book is mine.
50:46
50:52
And and and and that t-shirt you sleep
50:52
50:54
in. I'd like that back, too. Yes, I do.
50:54
50:59
>> You know how much I love that t-shirt.
50:59
51:02
You never even wear that t-shirt. I'm
51:02
51:04
just trying to help you move on.
51:04
51:08
>> Oh, you are a petty man. You are a
51:08
51:11
petty, petty, petty,
51:11
51:13
>> petty, petty small.
51:13
51:19
>> You are so just doing this out of spite.
51:20
51:22
>> A no, no, no. I'm I'm going to wear this
51:22
51:25
all the time. I love this shirt.
51:25
51:28
>> You have not worn that t-shirt since you
51:28
51:29
were 15. It doesn't even fit you
51:30
51:31
anymore.
51:31
51:32
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
51:32
51:34
>> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
51:34
51:48
Now,
51:48
51:48
>> if you don't mind, I'm going to take the
51:48
51:50
rest of my stuff
51:50
51:52
and relax
51:52
51:55
in my favorite shirt.
51:55
51:59
You have a pleasant evening.
51:59
52:06
Hey guys.
52:06
52:07
>> Hey sweetie.
52:07
52:07
>> Ready to go?
52:08
52:08
>> Yeah, sure. Oh, I left my purse up at
52:08
52:10
Monica's. I'll be right back.
52:10
52:11
>> Wait a minute.
52:11
52:12
>> What?
52:12
52:16
Ooh.
52:16
52:19
Whoa. That one kept going.
52:19
52:27
>> Wow. You and Phoebe, huh? How long you
52:27
52:29
been going out?
52:29
52:30
>> Over a month. Wow. Maybe, uh, maybe you
52:30
52:32
and I ought to get to know each other a
52:32
52:34
little better.
52:34
52:34
>> Sure, I'd like that.
52:34
52:36
>> Yeah. So, uh,
52:36
52:39
what's your name?
52:39
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>> It's Jake.
52:43
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>> Joey.
52:44
52:45
>> Hey, Jake. Uh, do you like the Knicks?
52:45
52:47
>> Yeah, big fan.
52:47
52:48
>> Me, too. There's a game on Tuesday.
52:48
52:51
>> You want to go?
52:51
52:52
>> Yeah, that'd be great. Let me make sure
52:52
52:53
I'm not doing anything Tuesday.
52:54
53:00
Hey, Pete. Hey.
53:00
53:02
>> Listen, you know how uh when you're
53:02
53:04
wearing pants and you lean forward, I
53:04
53:07
check out your underwear?
53:07
53:08
>> Yeah.
53:08
53:10
Well, when Jake did it, I saw that he
53:10
53:14
was wearing women's underwear.
53:14
53:16
>> I know. They were mine.
53:16
53:19
>> Oh,
53:19
53:21
no. No, wait. That's weird.
53:21
53:24
>> No, it's not. We were just goofing
53:24
53:26
around and I dared him to try them on.
53:26
53:28
>> That's weird.
53:28
53:29
>> I'm wearing his briefs right now.
53:29
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>> That's kind of hot.
53:31
53:34
>> I think so, too.
53:34
53:35
>> And that little flap great for holding
53:36
53:38
my lipstick.
53:38
53:45
>> Yeah, I wouldn't know about that.
53:45
53:48
And you know Jake says that women's
53:48
53:50
underwear is actually more comfortable
53:50
53:52
and he loves the way the silk feels
53:52
53:54
against his skin.
53:54
53:55
>> Yeah. Well, next thing you know he'll be
53:55
53:56
telling you that your high heels are
53:56
53:58
good for his posture.
53:58
54:00
>> There is nothing wrong with Jake. Okay.
54:00
54:02
He is all man. I'm thinking even more
54:02
54:05
than you.
54:05
54:05
>> Oh yeah. He look like a real lumberjack
54:06
54:07
in those pink laces.
54:07
54:11
I'm just saying that only a man
54:11
54:13
completely secure with his masculinity
54:13
54:15
could walk around in women's underwear.
54:15
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I don't think you could ever do that.
54:17
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>> Hey, I am secure with my masculinity.
54:18
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>> Okay, whatever.
54:21
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>> You've seen my huge stack of porn,
54:23
54:24
right?
54:24
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Yeah.
54:50
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>> Hey, Febs. Hey,
55:04
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>> check it out.
55:08
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>> Huh?
55:10
55:14
>> All right.
55:14
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>> How much of a man am I?
55:15
55:17
>> Wow. Nice. Manly and also kind of a
55:17
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>> You know, I'm beginning to see what Jake
55:23
55:26
was talking about.
55:26
55:27
>> The silk feels really good.
55:27
55:30
>> Yeah. And and things aren't as smashed
55:30
55:33
down as I thought they were going to be.
55:33
55:35
>> It's great, Joe.
55:35
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>> Yeah. And you have so many more choices
55:36
55:37
than you do with men's underwear.
55:37
55:39
Bikini, French cut, thong, and and the
55:39
55:42
fabrics. You got cotton, silk, lace, and
55:42
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you know what? I've always wondered
55:45
55:46
about
55:46
55:47
>> panty hoes.
55:47
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>> You know, the way they start at your toe
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and then they go all the way up to
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>> I should go take these off, shouldn't I?
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>> I think it's important that you do.
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feel better?
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>> Yeah. Much
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Listen, uh not that I'm insecure about
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my manhood or anything, you know, but uh
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I think I need to hook up with a woman
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like right now.
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>> Yeah, I understand.
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>> Yeah. Okay.
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>> Hey. Hi.
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>> Hi.
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>> You look familiar. Do I know you from
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somewhere? I don't think so.
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>> Maybe it's because I'm on television.
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>> I'm an actor on Days of Our Lives.
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>> Wow.
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>> Really?
56:38
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>> Mhm.
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>> 450, please.
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>> Oh, let me get this.
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>> These are for you.
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>> Hey. Hey. Where is everybody? They took
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Ben to the park. Where have you been?
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Just out. Had some lunch. Just me.
57:01
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Little quality time with me. Hey, thanks
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for your jacket.
57:08
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>> Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by
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the way.
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Oh, here are your keys, honey.
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>> Man. Mhm.
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>> If uh you were at lunch alone, how come
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it cost you uh $53?
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You know what probably happened?
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Someone must have stolen my credit card.
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And sort of just put the receipt back in
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your pocket.
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That is an excellent, excellent
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question.
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That is excellent.
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Monica, what's with you? Who did you
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have lunch with?
57:45
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>> Judy. Who?
57:46
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>> Julie.
57:48
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>> What?
57:49
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>> Jodie.
57:49
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You were with Julie? Oh, look.
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When it started, I was just trying to be
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nice to her because she was my brother's
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girlfriend.
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And then one thing led to another and
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before I knew it, we were
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shopping.
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Oh my god.
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Wait, we only did it once.
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>> It didn't mean anything to me.
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Yeah, right.
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>> Really?
58:27
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>> Sure,
58:27
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>> Rachel. I was thinking of you the whole
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time.
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>> Look,
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I'm sorry. All right. I I never meant
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for YOU TO FIND OUT.
58:37
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>> OH, PLEASE. PLEASE. YOU WANTED TO GET
58:38
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CAUGHT. THAT IS NOT TRUE.
58:41
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>> OH, SO YOU JUST SORT OF HAPPENED TO
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LEAVE IT in here? Did it ever occur to
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you that I might just be that stupid?
58:48
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Okay, Monica, I just have to know one
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thing.
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>> Did you go with her to Blooming Dales?
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>> Okay,
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okay,
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okay. I just really um I just really
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need to not be with you right now.
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歌词与翻译
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太棒了。
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有任何不是 Ralph Lauren 以外的东西吗？
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>> 是的，我不这么认为，乔。
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>> 好吧，我想这会没问题的。
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>> 嘿，听着。呃，你是什么
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你今晚做什么？
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>> 没那么多。
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>> 如果你拿出我的
，你感觉如何
助理标签？我来付钱。
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>> 我不得不说，这需要很多时间
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的钱让我和
出去约会
一个家伙。
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>> 我不是要你和
约会
他。真的因为我可以使用
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钱。
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>> 乔伊，他是新来的，而我
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知道他没有任何男性朋友。
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带他去喜欢球赛或者
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>> 是的。好的。当然。没问题。
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>> 谢谢。
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>>哦。嘿，甜甜圈。
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>> 是的。
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>> 出来吧，亲爱的。我告诉你，你
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看起来不错。告诉她她看起来不错。告诉
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她她看起来不错。
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天哪，
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>> 你看起来真好。
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我不敢相信我必须走下
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200 人面前的过道
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喜欢
时喝的东西
恶心。
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>> 所以我不明白为什么我们必须去
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不管怎样。这是你的前任
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>> 是的，好吧，你答应巴里你会
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天哪，这条裤子。我正在燃烧。
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来吧。她现在想要依偎。什么
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她想杀我吗？就像
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火山在这里。
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>> 你热吗？
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>> 号
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>> 好吧，那一定是我了。
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那只是沙发上的裤子。
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>> 嗯，嘿，你介意我使用
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你的浴室？
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>> 噢，继续吧。
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>> 谢谢。
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帮助。
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哦。
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嘿，我最喜欢的部分即将到来。
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>> 好的。
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天啊。
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>> 你好，
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>> 乔伊。是罗斯。我需要一些帮助。
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>> 呃，钱德勒不在这里。
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>> 好吧，你可以帮助我。
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>> 好的，
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>> 听。我在伊丽莎白的浴室里。
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>> 不错。
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不，我的皮革真的很热
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裤子，所以我把它们脱掉了。但他们必须
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因出汗而退缩或
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某物或我的腿从
扩展
热量。我但是我无法让它们回来
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继续，乔伊。我不能。
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这真是一个情况。
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呃，你看到类似粉末的东西了吗？
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>> 粉末？是的。是的，我有粉。
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>> 好。好的。好的。撒一些
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在你的腿上。它会吸收一些
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吸湿后就可以拿到裤子了
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回来。
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>> 是的。抓住。坚持，稍等。
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他们不会来了，伙计。
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>> 嗯，你看到任何呃哦，凡士林。
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>> 我我看到乳液。我有乳液。那
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工作吗？
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>> 是的，当然。把一些东西扔到那里。
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>> 等等。
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罗斯，你还好吗？
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>> 他们还没来
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继续，伙计。还有乳液和粉
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已粘贴。
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>> 真的吗？
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呃，它是什么颜色？
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这有什么区别？
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>> 好吧，我只是如果粘贴匹配
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裤子，你可以给自己做一条
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粘贴裤子，她就不会知道
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差异。
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>> 乔伊，你有时间吗？
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>> 老兄，我是什么？
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>> 呃，瑞秋来了，祝你好运，伙计。
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让我知道效果如何。
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>> 哦，乔伊，我有这样的问题。
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>> 呃，好吧，你的时机不对
...
更好。我正在扑灭
各地的大火
这个地方，
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>> 罗斯。嗯，你已经在那里呆了
...
很长一段时间。我开始有点
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吓坏了。
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>> 好吧，我出来了。
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嘿，你能把灯关掉吗？
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>> 不，我们让灯开着吧。
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天啊。
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>> 我遇到了问题。
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>> 哇。我不知道该说什么。
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>> 你说什么？
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>> 我不知道。
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这是一个手镯，不是吗？这是
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坟墓，也是。一探究竟。
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>> 致我最好的朋友。
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>> 谢谢，最好的朋友。
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穿上它。
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>> 哦，现在。
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>> 不，不。我觉得这很好
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应该保存下来以备特殊场合使用。
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>> 哦，不。不，这就是美丽的部分。它
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与一切相配。你穿上它，
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你可以开始了。
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天哪，你穿得真好
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手镯。
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>> 我当然是。
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>> 来这里。我想给你看一些东西
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在浴室里。
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>> 哦，莫妮卡，长大了。
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>> 嘿，你背后搞什么鬼？
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>> 什么也没有。只是我想要的
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听听 Phoe 对情人节的看法
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天。
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>> 你不想听我的意见吗？
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>> 并非如此。
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来吧。我是你的哥哥。问我。
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>>哦。哦好的。大哥。嗯，哪一个
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会让您的
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小妹妹看起来更辣所以你最好
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朋友愿意做她吗？
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>> 红色的。
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>> 那么，你觉得怎么样？
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我还是明白了。
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>> 你为什么给我这个？
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>> 这是什么？
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大喊大叫，流血，
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膨胀。
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哦，扩张。
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>> 这是婴儿的视频吗
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出生了？亲爱的，这是菲比的。为什么
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你看过吗？
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我想也许你给我拍了
的色情片
情人节。
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>> 钱德勒，如果你认为我会
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为您提供情人节色情内容，
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你是对的。
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>> 显然，这是关于一个年轻女孩的
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谁搬到了大城市，你知道，在
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寻找明星，但最终却得到了
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与很多男人发生性关系。
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>> 是的。得到了四颗星。哦，等一下。
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那些不是星星。
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你觉得怎么样？
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>> 好吧，我不必买那个
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我不再穿着愚蠢的 T 恤了。
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>> 我喜欢给你。
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>> 好吧。听着，你不会真的去
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买那个，是吗？你不觉得
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你已经让我难堪了
...
天？
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>> 哦，我让你难堪了？
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>> 当我
时我该如何回答这个问题
假装我不认识你？
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>> 他只是嫉妒。你会很融入的。
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所有伦敦人都穿着它们。
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>> 哦，真的吗？那怎么没人来
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任何地方都戴着它吗？
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>> 他们都是游客。
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好吧，看吧。如果您坚持
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在公共场合穿着它，你知道，你
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下午剩下的时间
...
全部靠你自己。
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>> 你不让我在你和
之间做出选择
帽子。我选择帽子。
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>> 不错的选择。谢谢。
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>> 好的，看。
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>> 好吧，就是这样。好的，我已经用完了
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在这里。我不会感到尴尬
...
了。
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>> 嘿伙计们，你猜怎么着？
...
在河船上找到了一份工作。
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>> 你知道吗？我没穿这套衣服
...
一年，因为你讨厌它。嗯，
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你猜怎么着？你不是我女朋友
...
了。所以
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>> 哦，我明白了。所以，这套衣服正在制作
...
点。
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>> 现在您可以独自一人了，您自由了
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看起来像你想的那样愚蠢。
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>> 你喜欢它，对吗？
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>> 哦，当然。我更喜欢
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你比我对桑德斯上校做的还要多。
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>> 罗斯。罗斯，我开玩笑的。
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>> 是的。镜子，你要做什么
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告诉我们？是的。哦，你是这样的吗
...
发明了棉下巴？
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>> 好的。再见。
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>> 嘿。
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>> 嘿。那么，你觉得怎么样？
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>> 新发型、项链、连衣裙、靴子、
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靴子。
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>> 现在，他们比我多一点
...
通常花在靴子上。嗯，或者租房。
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>> 天哪。
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>> 我知道。
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>> 我会想念能够负担得起的
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食物。
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>> 对不起。他们只是看起来如此
...
好。女售货员正在看
...
我喜欢，“这些太贵了
...
给你。”
...
>> 她说得有道理。
...
>>嗨。
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>> 天哪。哦，莫妮卡，那双靴子是
...
太棒了。
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>> 它们是我的。
...
>> 是的。嗯，太糟糕了。我们将会有
...
返回它们。
...
>> 返回它们？嘘。他们会听到
...
你。
...
>> 我不会退还它们，好吗？我的意思是，
...
我知道它们要花很多钱，但我要去
...
一直佩戴它们。你会看到的。
...
此外，我喜欢这些赞美。
...
我的意思是，你有没有吃过
的东西
美得人人都想要？
...
>> 我有你。
...
>> 不错的尝试。我留着靴子。
...
>> 已经过去了 10 个街区，还剩 5 个街区。
...
>> 哦，等等。停止。停止。停止。
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>> 哦，对不起。你需要休息一下吗？
...
>> 我的棕褐色靴子。嘿，你能得到一个
...
再近一点以便我能看到价格？
...
>> 我可以从这里看到它。费用为
...
你一个丈夫。
...
>> 好的。对不起。我想我可以走路
...
现在剩下的路了。只要给
...
我的靴子。
...
>> 我没有你的靴子。
...
>> 好吧，我也没有。哪里
...
是吗？
...
>> 好吧，你为什么不签入我的
之一
马鞍袋，而我咀嚼着
的保释金
干草？
...
>> 好的。
...
天啊，我们得回去把它们拿回来。
...
>> 亲爱的，你真的要去
...
又穿靴子了？
...
>> 好吧，我永远不会穿它们
再次
。
...
只是没有机会说再见。
...
>> 你知道吗？你可以告别
...
棕褐色的。
...
>> 好的。
...
好吧。
...
>> 好的。
...
>> 再见，靴子。
...
>> 等等，半价。
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>> 知道我要做什么
...
外套？
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>> 我会接受的。
...
>> 这可能有用。
...
>> 哦，是的。
...
>> 好吧。你认为是谁？
...
>> 你已经上五了，Manelli 小姐。
...
嘿。
...
>>嗨。
...
>> 嘿，你们。呃，我需要一些时尚
...
建议。
...
>> 哦，
...
>> 这看起来怎么样？
...
>> 嗯，就是有点低。拿起它
...
一点。
...
再多一点。
...
再多一点。就这样吧。
...
现在把它扔掉。
...
>> 来吧。这看起来不错。
...
>> 罗斯，请说。相信我。我买了 30 件时装
每月
本杂志。现在，我不知道
...
谁在竞选总统或谁
...
北约家伙是，但我知道你有
...
尽可能远离那个
...
帽子。
...
>> 该死的。我明天晚上有这个约会
...
我必须看起来很酷。
...
>> 好吧，你知道，如果你想要时尚
...
救命，我和瑞秋要去购物
...
明天。非常欢迎您来到
...
跟我们一起来吧？
...
>> 真的吗？那太好了。我我是说，我
...
必须做点什么。她有点戏弄
...
关于我的着装。
...
>> 我明白为什么了。漂亮的衬衫。
...
你们穿着同样的衬衫。
...
>> 每个角落都有愚蠢的差距。
...
>> 哇，这个地方太棒了。
...
>> 你知道吗？我们该走了。我是
...
在这里找不到任何东西。这
...
的东西太荒谬了。哦，
...
>> 这个地方很棒。
...
>> 哇。
...
>> 拉，来吧。我不会穿任何
...
个。没什么银的。好的。没什么
...
有头发，
上没有挂锁
它。
中
>> 当然，看。看。我知道其中一些
...
这些东西就在那里，但我的意思是，
...
来吧。看看这个。看看这个
...
毛衣。我的意思是，这太美了。
...
>> 哇。这真的很软。
...
350 美元
...
>> 700 美元起。您大约节省了 200
...
美元。
...
>> 逻辑和数学都在认真对待
今天
上线。
...
嘿，看看这个。完全就是你。
...
>> 哇。
...
>> 是的。
...
>> 哇。事实上，这看起来很漂亮
...
好。
...
>> 是的。
...
>> 男孩就是男孩。
...
>> 什么？他们会的。
...
>> 好吧，就是这样。我要退出
...
在这里。
...
>> 不，不，不，拉斯。等待。快点。全部
...
对。你知道吗？还有其他
...
的东西。这里有一些漂亮的衬衫。看看
...
这些漂亮的裤子。啊？实际上，
...
这些可能在
上看起来很不错
我。
...
>> 是的，他们会的。你知道你应该做什么
...
做什么？去散步吧。好的。我
...
知道你的尺码，我就
...
要挑选一些非常好的东西
...
给你。
...
>> 真的吗？
...
>> 是的。我知道男人穿什么看起来很性感。
...
请穿我建议的衣服，她
...
会让你发疯的。
...
>> 所以，你是说呃，如果我穿这些
...
裤子，我可能会穿她的。
...
>> 为什么男人总是这样跟我说话？
...
>> 一些非常棒的东西。是的。是的。但是
...
我不确定我穿的一些胸罩
...
得到了。哦真的吗？你想尝试一下吗
...
适合我吗？哦好的。
...
等等，我们是在乔伊的想象中吗？
...
>> 哦，不。我在
之前拿走了罗斯的一个包
错误。我的一个也不见了。哦，
...
嗯，罗斯可能有。你可以获得
...
稍后由他提供。
...
>> 那么，你觉得怎么样？
...
以为我们穿的不是同一件衬衫
...
了。
...
>> 是的。是的。雷切尔帮我挑选的。
...
她告诉我要相信她。你知道
...
什么？我很高兴我做到了。我变得相当
...
我来这里的路上有几个人头。
...
>> 老兄，我真的认为你不应该
...
穿着那个。
...
>> 哦，我明白了。有人有点害怕
...
与女士们的比赛。
...
>> 看起来有人是女士。
...
你只是嫉妒，因为你做不到
...
实现这一目标。是的。现在，如果您
...
对不起，我有个约会。
...
>> 看到了吗？所有的目光都看着我。
...
>> 哇，这个地方看起来很棒。
...
>> 哦，你一定会喜欢它的。我是如此
...
很高兴我们终于做到了这一点。
...
>> 我也是。
...
>> 在这里。
...
所以这很有趣。
...
>> 嘿，你们看看。检查一下
...
出来。你猜我刚刚找到什么工作？
...
>> 我不知道，但唐纳德·特朗普想要他的
...
蓝色西装外套黑色。
...
什么？蓝色西装外套回来了。呵呵想要
...
回来了。
...
>> 你说的是黑色。他为什么想要他的
...
蓝色西装外套回来了？
...
>> 好吧，你知道我的意思。
...
>> 不，你搞砸了。
...
你真傻。
...
>> 你要把它们分开吗？
...
>> 天哪。
...
>> 哦，我是不是像个洗衣服的人
...
铲？我的意思是，我应该使用像
...
一台用于衬衫的机器，另一台
...
裤子机器？
...
>> 你有没有这样做过
...
之前？
...
>> 好吧，不是我自己，但我认识其他人
...
个人拥有。
...
>> 好吧，你抓住了我。我是洗衣工
...
处女。
...
>> 呃，好吧，别担心。我将使用
...
温柔的一面。
...
>> 好的。嗯
...
呃基本上你想使用一台机器
...
适合您所有的白人。
...
>> 白人。
...
>> 好的。另一台机器用于
...
你的颜色。
...
>> 第三个是呃你的呃
...
呃精致的东西，那就是你的胸罩
...
还有你的内裤。
...
>> 好的。好吧，这些是白色的怎么样
...
棉质内裤。他们会选择
吗？
白色加精致食品？呃那个那个
...
将是一个判断调用。
...
>> 好的。
...
>> 看，
...
>> 她偷了我的牛仔裤。
...
>> 什么？
...
>> 我整个星期都在寻找它们
...
她就戴着它们。
...
>> 所以她偷了你的裤子然后她
...
回来并在你面前穿上了它们。
...
>> 你没看到吗？这是一次完美的犯罪。
...
>> 她一定是为了
而计划的
年。
...
我会向你证明这一点。好的。关于
...
周前，我穿着那条牛仔裤，
...
我把一支笔掉在腿上，留下了
...
裤裆处有墨水渍。现在，当
...
她回来了，我会找到并展示
...
你也一样。
...
我们难道不应该给她
的好处吗？
在我们去窥探她之前先怀疑一下
...
胯部？
...
>> 我要退出。我刚刚帮助了
...
81 岁的女士穿上丁字裤，她
...
根本就没买。
...
我告诉你，我要辞职了。那是
...
它。我现在正在和我的老板说话。
...
是的，我是。我是。我是。是的，我
...
上午。我是。我是。好的，再见。
...
收到此消息后给我打电话。
...
>> 哦，Walam 先生，我呃真的需要谈谈
...
给你。
...
>> 请稍等。我在中间
...
的任务，并且您有一个客户。
...
>>嗨。
...
>>嗨。我是约书亚。
...
>>嗨。我是雷切尔·格林。我能为
做什么
你，约书亚？
...
>> 嗯，呃，我需要一个全新的衣柜。
...
我的妻子，好吧，我的前妻。哦，我真是
...
抱歉。
...
>> 无论如何，她烧掉了我所有的衣服，所以
...
我做了两件事。这套衣服
...
结果是一条呃裙子。
...
>> 嗯，至少这是一套很棒的西装。
...
>> 是的，但是丢掉它并没有多大乐趣
...
穿着裙子去干洗店。
...
>> 所以，我需要一切，包括内衣。
...
所以，如果你愿意，我就，呃，我全力以赴
...
你的。
...
好的，
...
>> 雷切尔，你需要跟我说话。
...
>> 不，不，那不是我。
...
>> 好吧，我们应该开始了。让我展示
...
你是我的内衣。
...
>> 我们
选择的内衣
携带。
...
>> 哦，对不起。是这样的。就是这个
...
方式。
...
>> 就是这样。对不起。
...
>> 亲爱的，我老了。
...
出了什么问题？
...
>> 我比其他人年长很多
...
名实习生。我不能，我无法与
竞争
个。
...
>> 但我发现你年纪大了一点。得到
...
看看积极的一面。你拥有全部
...
这段人生经历。
...
>> 是的，但我不认为生活经历
...
将帮助我解决这些问题。
...
>> 哇。
...
就像他们着火了一样。
...
>> 它们是什么？他们就是这些原型
...
运动鞋，我必须想出
...
关于如何销售它们的想法，但我无法
...
这样做是因为没有自尊的成年人
...
会穿这些。
...
>> 我会给你 500 美元买它们。
...
>> 我该怎么处理这些？
...
>> 来吧。运动鞋很容易。你穿
始终穿着
运动鞋。
...
>> 好吧，首先，他们不叫
...
运动鞋了。显然，他们是
...
称为踢或打滑。我想我
...
听到有人说“slurps”。
...
在这里，看。他们得到了这些轮子
...
从底部弹出，以便您可以滚动
...
周围因为显然步行太
...
多运动。
...
孩子们，孩子们，一起回到童年吧
...
肥胖。
...
你能帮我尝试卖掉这些吗？
...
>> 好的。你有没有考虑过使用女孩
...
有巨大的门环？
...
>> 我不认为是这样的事情
...
他们正在寻找。
...
>> 嘿，这对我有用。
...
>> 你认为我为什么会买
夫人
巴特沃茨？
...
>> 你知道吗？这些还不错。
...
您应该建议类似这样的内容
...
致拉尔夫·劳伦。
...
>> 好吧，首先，这很愚蠢。还有
...
其次，我不可以说话
...
给拉尔夫。
...
>> 好吧，
...
我已经感觉更年轻了。
...
>> 包里有什么？
...
>> 只是一些礼物。
...
>> 来吧，给我们看看你买了什么。
...
>> 你知道你想要。
...
好的。
...
好的。嘿，这是
的相框
致我父母。
...
>> 我买了一些呃她的和她的毛巾
...
苏珊和卡罗尔。
...
>> 呃，我给妈妈买了这件衬衫。
...
>> 位置。那太漂亮了。
...
>> 看看这些正宗的假金属。我
...
>> 告诉你，妈妈会被评为最佳
...
穿着马克贝利军事
...
学院。
...
谢谢。
...
>> 噢，非常感谢。
...
>> 哦，谢谢你的到来。
...
>> 呃，等一下。
...
>> 不，不，让我进去，
...
>> 菲比。
...
>> 是的。 C、
...
>> 你能坚持一分钟吗？
...
>> 不，你现在必须让我进去。
...
>> 你一个人吗？
...
>> 是的。
...
>> 好的。
...
我明白了。
...
恭喜。
...
>> 好的。轮到我了。轮到我了。
...
>> 好的。
...
好的。准备好。
...
>> 好的。
...
那是一次糟糕的投掷。我不会去
...
把它直接扔给你。那不是
...
真实。
...
>> 看着我。我最关心的是
...
真实。
...
>> 天哪。
...
我们真的很难过，不是吗？
...
>> 是的，我想我们是。
...
>> 这甚至不是我的衣服。好吧，至少
...
您不是从商店租的
...
名为“还不算太晚”。
...
我正在改变这个。
...
>> 我也是。
...
>> 大约半小时。
...
>> 我也是。好的。好的。现在，扔掉它
这次
直。
...
>> 好的。好的。
...
>> 我要结婚了。
...
>> 我感到忧郁。
...
>> 我跟你打赌他会跟注
...
又是你。
...
>> 是的，也许吧。但是，你知道，我不
...
我觉得我什至在乎。
...
我不认为他是我伤心的人
...
关于。
...
你知道，我知道我说过我完全
...
同意罗斯结婚，但作为
...
事实证明，我认为我不是
...
处理得很好。
...
>> 是的，也许吧。
...
>> 而且我只是想弄清楚
...
为什么。
...
>> 有运气吗？
...
>> 嗯，是的。是的。我的意思是，你知道如何
...
罗斯和我又一直在一起，
...
再次关闭，再次打开，再次关闭。
...
我想我只是在某个地方想到了这一点
...
我们会再次踏上这条路
再次
。
...
>> 你知道吗？我想我们都做到了。
...
>> 嘿。
...
>> 嘿。嘿。
...
>> 那么，我们预订了周日的座位
...
晚。好的。 9:00 的厄尼餐厅怎么样？
...
>> 是的。好吧，你最好做到 3。
...
>> 哦，看，我不知道我们是否要去
...
3 点就饿了。
...
三人。约书亚不会成为
...
在那里。
...
>> 发生了什么？
...
>> 嗯，好吧，我想我认为他分手了
...
和我一起。
...
>> 不，为什么？嗯，
...
>> 显然他很容易害怕。
...
我是
...
>> 对不起。
...
没关系。
...
>> 有时
...
事情不会按照你的方式进行
...
认为他们会的。
...
>> 来这里。
...
>> 哦，嘿。你不需要去接
...
艾米丽？
...
>> 是的。
...
>> 是的。
...
>> 你还好吗？
...
>> 是的。我得到了我的女儿们。
...
好的。
...
>> 嘿，你知道谁会让你高兴起来吗？
...
>> 什么？
...
你知道，我必须告诉你，这真的是
...
确实让我心情更好了。
...
>> 我希望有一份工作可以
...
一直穿着这个。
...
>> 也许有一天会有。
...
>> 天啊。那是钱德勒。他要
...
过来为他的
借一些蜡烛
重要的约会。
...
>> 哦，好吧。
...
>> 不，不，雷切尔，别明白。见我们。
...
>> 不，是的。新郎看不到
...
新娘。
...
>> 你不会嫁给钱德勒。
...
>> 在此之后。
...
好的，伙计们。放松点。
...
>> 我愿意。
...
>> 我得走了。
...
>>莫娜。
...
好的。如果我是一件鲑鱼衬衫，
...
我会吗？
...
>> 非常抱歉。抱歉，我把酒洒了
...
套在你的衬衫上。
...
>> 哦，没关系。
...
>> 不，它还是湿的。你知道吗？让
...
我会在它凝固之前把它拿出来。哦，我有
...
一些你可以穿的东西。
...
>> 在这里。
...
>> 哦，
...
我不知道我是否想穿女式的
...
衬衫。
...
>> 不，不，那是男式衬衫。
...
>> 阿里粉红。
...
哦，
...
天哪，罗斯。
...
>> 你好，
...
>> 罗斯。你在干什么？
...
>> 不碰自己。如果这使得
...
任何不那么不舒服的人。
...
>> 现在，乔，你知道，因为你是
...
在
之后返回所有这些内容
试镜，你必须穿
...
内衣。
...
>> 好吧。好吧，你最好给我看一些
...
也是如此。
...
>> 好的。嘿嘿，好像少了点什么
...
哦，我知道。嗯，好吧。
...
>> 真的吗？钱包？
...
>> 这不是钱包。这是一个单肩包。
...
>> 看起来像女人的钱包。
...
>> 不，乔伊。看。相信我。我告诉
...
所有男人都带着它们
...
春季目录。看。看？看。男士
...
背着包。
...
>> 看到了吗？看。妇女背着包。
...
但是女人的钱包看起来很奇怪
...
对我来说太好了。一个男人。
...
>> 没错。男女通用的。
...
>> 也许你需要性。我和一对夫妇发生了性关系
...
天前。
...
>> 不，乔伊。你和我做爱。
...
>> 好吧，我不会拒绝。
...
嘿。嘿。
...
>> 哇，你看起来就像你的儿子，
女士
特里巴尼。
...
>> 你指的是什么？我男人的包。
...
一开始，我只是觉得看起来不错，
...
但它也很实用。一探究竟。
...
它的隔层可容纳您所有的
...
的东西。你的钱包，你的钥匙，你的
...
通讯录，你的妆容。
...
>> 乔伊，你拿包做什么？
...
你的试镜要到明天才开始。
...
>> 是的，但是现在是三明治时间。
...
>> 乔伊，你知道，你在
上沾到了芥末
那个包，你不能退货。
...
>> 我为什么要退货？我喜欢
...
这个包。
...
>> 好的。那么你欠我 350 美元。
...
>> 很好。您是否使用 Vasa 卡或 Mooster 卡，
...
>> 乔伊？
...
>> 好吧，放松。听着，我会付钱给你
...
用我演戏的钱
...
肯定会感谢你。
...
>> 这是什么部分？玛梅阿姨。
...
>> 别听他们的。我认为这很性感。
...
>> 你和我，性感。
...
>> 嘿，我要去试镜了。我该如何
...
看看？
...
>> 我觉得你看起来很棒。乔伊，那个包
...
将为您提供该部分。
...
>> 和一个男人约会。
...
你知道吗？随心所欲地玩耍。
...
这是一个很棒的包，好吗？就像
...
越来越方便了。
...
现在，只是因为你不明白
...
某事不会出错。全部
...
对吗？所以，从现在开始，你们就是
...
必须习惯这个事实
...
乔伊带着包。
...
>> 准备好了吗，乔伊？
...
>> 好吧，你一定是新来的。也许我们会得到
...
一张桌子，我请你喝一杯。
...
>> 对不起。你能尝试一下吗
...
没有钱包？
...
是的，当然。
...
好吧，你一定是新来的。也许我们
...
坐下。对不起。我能问你一件事吗？
...
>> 当然。什么？
...
>> 嗯，首先，它不是钱包。
...
好的。任何时候。
...
>> 我的意思是，如果你认为这是
...
女人的包，不是。这是一个男人的包。
...
好的。然后走吧。
...
我让我给你看看目录。
...
看。看？啊？这是最新的事了。
...
每个人都有一个。男士、女士，
...
个孩子，每个人都带着他们。嗯，
...
你们卖这些包吗？
...
>> 哦，不，不，不，不，不。这些婴儿
...
推销自己。
...
>> 好的。谢谢。那很棒。
...
>> 是的，但我什么也没读。
...
>> 我想我们已经看够了。
...
好的。好的。我会见到你。我们得到了
...
它。我们明白了。
...
>>嗨。我需要你借的耳环。
...
>>哦。嗯。好的。
...
>> 是的。我马上就回来。好的。
...
>> 哇。费用。你会说意大利语吗？
...
>> 我想是的。
...
>> 就这样。谢谢。等等，里奇。
...
另一件在哪里？哦，等等。你
...
两个都想要吗？
...
雷切尔·凯伦·格林，另一个
在哪里
耳环？好的。好的。好的。看，只是
...
别惊慌，但我有点迷失了。
...
哦，我知道它在公寓里，但我
...
肯定输了。好吧，我是什么
...
要告诉莫妮卡吗？她想穿
今晚
。我没有告诉她穿
...
她自己的耳环。这些是她的
...
耳环。不，不，你借给我莫妮卡的
...
耳环。我不可以借用她
...
的东西。
...
>> 为什么不呢？因为我失去了她的东西。
...
>> 好吧，看。我们还有19分钟，好吗？
...
钱德勒，我要你去换衣服，
...
可以吗？然后当你回来时，乔伊
...
将去换衣服，他将腾出
...
椅子。好的？好的。
...
>> 好吧。美好的。我要去。但是当我
...
回来吧，这是椅子城市，我就是
...
坐在椅子上的家伙。
...
>> 我的内衣在哪里？
...
>> 哇，哇，哇。快点。快点。
...
什么？你拿走了他的内裤？他拿走了我的
...
精华。
...
>> 好的，稍等，
...
>> 乔伊。为什么你不能只穿
你现在穿的
内衣？
...
>> 因为我现在没有穿任何内衣。
...
>> 好的。嗯，那你为什么要穿
今晚
内衣？
...
>> 这是一件租来的礼服。好的。不会去
...
突击队员在另一个人的疲劳中。
...
>> 好吧，那么它看起来像是某人的
...
必须归还某人的
...
个垫子。
...
>> 好吧，你把我的衣服藏起来。我要
...
做与你完全相反的事情。
...
你是什么，你要展示什么
...
我？我的衣服。嘿，对面
...
是相反的。
...
他什么都没有。
...
>> 好吧，伙计。这里是。
...
你把我的衣服藏起来了。我穿着
...
你拥有的一切。
...
天哪，
...
这与采取
并不相反
某人的内衣。看着我。我是
...
钱德勒。我可以再穿一点吗
...
件衣服？
...
也许如果我不去突击队的话。
...
是的，
...
我告诉你，这一切都很热
...
的东西。我呃我最好不要做任何事情
...
不知道，弓步。
...
好的。好的。足够的。但对于
来说还不够
午餐。不，我受够了。
...
好的。我和你们两个已经受够了。
...
你们谁都不能参加聚会。
...
天啊。真是个宝贝啊。
...
>> 你就做你自己吧。他们住在
...
公园大道上东区。
...
>> 哦，是的。她不能做她自己。
...
>> 好的。那么，好吧。哪件衣服？
...
>> 你两者都不能说。
...
>> 天哪。两者都不。两者都不。
...
>> 对不起，亲爱的。我们要采取
...
你购物。一切都会好起来的。
...
>> 是的，完全可以。你真好
...
只手。我很高兴见到
...
父母与父亲。你知道，你
...
想要调情一下，但不是在
...
粗暴的方式。有点像，“哦，
先生
平瑟。我可以看到华莱士从哪里得到他的
...
好看。”
...
>> 你和 Wallace Pinser 约会。
...
>> 哦，他帮我参加了 SAT 考试。
...
>> 我知道你没有得到 1400。
...
>> 好吧，呃。
...
那么现在，迈克的妈妈怎么样？
...
>> 哦，好吧，和妈妈一起，就
...
不断告诉她她的儿子有多棒
...
是。把它从我这里拿走。妈妈们爱我。
...
罗斯的妈妈有一次实际上说过：“我是
...
就像她从未有过的女儿一样。”
...
她说，“什么？她就像
...
她从未有过女儿。”
...
你和我在说话，而我是如此
...
对大厅被推倒感到不安
...
，她建议我们只添加
...
婚礼暂时结束。
...
>> 她说：“什么？”
...
>> 她说，“如果我不高兴
...
在我们可以的地方结婚
...
一天之内找到，那么我们应该
...
推迟。”
...
>> 推迟吧。
...
>> 艾米丽，你认为莫妮卡意识到
...
我们的父母在这场婚礼上花了多少钱？
...
啊？你觉得我妹妹很小吗
...
小脑袋明白人
...
花费了他们一生的时间来飞行
...
数千英里才来到这里？啊？
...
>> 这是不对的。
...
>> 我意识到人们会
...
失望，
...
但我相信当我们
时他们会回来
可以做对。
...
>> 好吧，我不能要求人们这样做。
...
你会要求人们这样做吗？
...
>> 别把裤子对着我。
...
我们别无选择。任何一半
...
体面的将在几个月前被预订。
...
罗斯，你不明白吗？这是我们的
...
我正在谈论的婚礼。
...
>> 我唯一明白的是
...
推迟不是一个选择。这是
...
当我们结婚的时候。
...
>> 那么，你在说什么？现在或者
...
从不。
...
>> 不，我是说现在
...
>> 或
...
>> 我的里面没有 或 。
...
>> 这条裤子有什么问题吗？
...
>> 这不是裤子。是你
...
向后。如果您不这样做
...
了解这对我来说有多重要，
...
那么也许我们不应该
...
根本就结婚了。
...
>> 什么？
...
>> 艾米丽，NO。等待。停止。艾米丽，请。
...
>> 嘿，来吧。爸爸需要一双新的
...
电磁显微镜，用于
...
史前法证部门。
...
好的。乘坐 Pinky Tuscadero 前往
...
灵感点。收集三个很酷的
...
分。是的。这给了我五个。还有
...
让我们看看谁会失去
...
件衣服。嗯，我想我选择我们的脱衣舞
...
扑克赞助商，Joey Tribani 先生。
...
>> 好吧，放松。这只是一只鞋。
...
>> 好的，你的乐队正在阿诺德表演。
...
收集三个酷点，这意味着我
...
有五个。这意味着我得到了 Joey 的
...
拳击手。
...
好吧，你们联合起来对付我吧。我知道你没事
...
我想要你去哪里。
...
>> 来吧，把它们脱掉。
...
>> 事实上，你知道，有点冷。
...
那么，我穿上平角内裤怎么样
...
带大家看看好东西。
...
>> 听着，我对自己的表现感到非常难过
...
之前吓坏了你，所以我打电话给
...
父亲并让他在这里见你，所以
...
你可以告诉他。去。什么？嘿，等等
...
分钟。宝贝，你怎么知道是谁
...
父亲是？我可能会在
装傻
次，但我不仅仅是一个
...
漂亮的金发女孩，屁股
...
不会退出。
...
我相信这属于
的父亲
你的宝宝。
...
>> 天哪。
...
哦，他现在就在那里。
...
>> 嗯嗯。现在您可以转身或者
...
可以进去撕掉创可贴
...
关闭。你想让我做什么？
...
哦，
...
>> 让我们撕裂吧。
...
>> 真的吗？你确定吗？哦，菲比。好的，
...
抱歉。是的。
...
>> 嘿，Ra。
...
>> 那么，这是关于什么的？
...
>> 瑞秋有她想要的东西
...
告诉你。嗯，我相信这是
...
你的红色毛衣。
...
>> 不，
...
>> 这是我的红色毛衣。
...
>> 哦，不。
...
我可以请人喝杯咖啡吗或
...
毒药？不，只是为了我。好的。
...
>> 发生了什么事，Ra？
...
>> 什么也没有。菲比犯了一个错误。
...
但是，你知道，你确实穿着那件毛衣
...
很多。您是否参与了某种
...
敢吗？
...
>> 你知道，我真的很高兴菲比
...
已呼叫。
...
我知道我们分手了，因为你以为我
...
还不够成熟，但我真的
...
长大了，我想我们应该回来
...
在一起。哦，
...
>> 现在还不是时候。
...
>> 现在正是时候。
...
>> 好的，
...
>> 我已经准备好接受更多。
...
>> 标签，
...
>> 来吧，Ra。让我们再试一次。
...
>> 我要生孩子了。
...
>>哦。
...
你可以走了。
...
>> 谢谢。
...
>> 我坐在什么上面？
...
>> 世界之巅。海湾的码头。
...
>> 我出去了。
...
>> 哦，是的。为什么是这些？哦，
...
>> 好吧。他们是谁的？
...
>> 他们是谁的？
...
>> 不是我的。
...
>> 嗯，它们是乔伊的。他们必须是
...
快乐。
...
>> 是的，它们是我的。
...
>> 看，乔伊是乔伊·乔伊。
...
>> 他们为什么在这里？
...
>> 我不知道。呃，
...
我是乔伊。
...
>> 是的，我很恶心。我带着我的
...
在别人家里脱掉内裤。
...
>> 好吧，带他离开这里。出了什么问题
...
和你在一起吗？
...
>> 是的。
...
>> 是的。
...
接受他们。
...
>> 乔伊，你可以触摸它们。他们是你的
...
内衣。
...
>> 钱德勒，一句话。
...
>> 是的，
...
>> 就是这样。我厌倦了为你掩护
...
二。这必须停止。
...
>> 嘿猜猜我为你的婚礼准备了什么？一个
...
>> 异常薄的日期，带有衣架，适合
...
头。
...
>> 不，瑞秋给我穿了一件燕尾服。但是
...
不仅仅是任何礼服。蝙蝠侠的礼服。
...
>> 没错。专为 Val
制作
Kilmer 并在热门电影中被他佩戴
...
他参演的蝙蝠侠电影。
...
>> 你不能穿那个。我穿着
...
著名的礼服。詹姆斯·邦德的礼服。
...
>> 所以
...
>> 所以如果你穿上它，它就会成为我的
...
不太特别。
...
嗯，你需要一些东西来制作这个
...
日期特别。你好。您拥有最多
...
最特别的事情。你要结婚了
...
你爱的女人。
...
>> 请不要拿走我很酷的东西。
...
拜托，非常拜托。
...
>> 拜托了。不太呃007。
...
>> 瞧，今天是我的婚礼，好吗？如果你
...
要结婚，我永远不会这样做
...
任何让你不高兴的事情。
...
>> 当我结婚时，你和我的
睡了
姐姐。
...
>> 太漂亮了 007。把我的
还给我
毛衣或手提包 marinara。
...
>> 你没有这个胆量。
...
>> 哦是吗？好吧，至少我不太
...
鸡告诉某人我认为他
...
很可爱。
...
>>哦。好的。停止。停止疯狂吧。
...
这太疯狂了。谁能记得为什么
...
你一开始就开始战斗？
...
>> 她知道我喜欢
...
是的，没错。
...
但是，我还是看看你的钱包。
...
看看你的毛衣。
...
看看你们自己。
...
我会帮你补毛衣。
...
我会帮你扔掉你的钱包。
...
>> 很抱歉让您不再看到
...
他。
...
>> 好吧，很抱歉
时我和他出去了
我知道你喜欢他。
...
>> 很抱歉借用了你的手套。
...
>> 嘿伙计们。嘿。肥皂。
...
你觉得怎么样？
...
>> 关于什么？什么？
...
>> 是的。什么？
...
>> 你在开玩笑吗？
...
>> 好的，我给你一个提示。我会给
...
给你一个提示。
...
>> 眼睛。不，不，你的眼睛？不。钱德勒的
...
只眼睛。
...
>> 我戴了眼镜。
...
>> 你一直戴着眼镜。
...
>> 不，我没有。
...
>> 你确定吗？
...
是的。你以前不是有
吗
对？它们真的很圆，
...
酒红色，它们让你看起来有点
...
嗯
...
>>女性化。
...
>> 是的。
...
>> 不，
...
>>亲爱的。我觉得眼镜很好看。
...
它们让你看起来非常性感。
...
>> 真的吗？
...
>> 是的。
...
>> 你不认为我以前穿过
...
副眼镜，对吧？
...
>> 当然。
...
>> 于是，保时捷家伙把他的车开回来了。
...
但是你找到了他衣服的钥匙。
...
>> 不，我只是呃我只是喜欢这样
...
当每个人都认为我拥有
时的感受
保时捷。
...
>> 人们会认为您拥有一辆保时捷
...
因为你穿着这些衣服。
...
>> 当然，
...
只有白痴才会穿这个东西，如果
...
你没有车。
...
>> 确实如此。
...
>> 是的，但只有天才才会吞下
...
声波枪。哦，我去过那里。
...
>> 我要去开我的保时捷。
...
>> 乔伊，你知道你实际上没有
...
一个。
...
>> 来吧。你在干什么？我在
...
个字符。你会和她说话吗？
...
>> 嘿。嘿。嘿。小心我的
...
保时捷。
...
>> 嗨，乔伊。
...
>> 嘿。你好吗？
...
>> 他拥有
下最令人惊叹的保时捷
在那里。我很想向您展示，但我只是
...
给她盖好被子。她正在睡觉。
...
>> 嘿，呃，你们两个女孩想去吗
...
喝一杯？
...
>> 呃，这是你的一盒东西。
...
>> 什么？
...
>> 呃，你知道，它就像帽子和
...
衬衫和 CD。只是一些
的东西
你已经离开这里。
...
>> 你在做什么？你是你吗
...
想伤害我还是什么？
...
>> 号
...
罗斯，它
...
看来，你知道，是时候了
...
我们，你知道，继续前进。我的意思是，不要
...
你觉得呢？
...
>> 是的。
...
>> 是的。
...
>> 是的，我愿意。
...
>> 是的。我真的。
...
嘿，
...
这是一份礼物。
...
>> 罗斯，您从
免费获得了它
博物馆礼品店。
...
>> 它仍然是一份礼物。我从
得到的
礼品店。
...
好的。好的。把杯子给我。我会
...
保留杯子。
...
>> 不。你知道，你知道，别对我做任何事
...
的恩惠。事实上，
...
我剩下的东西在哪里？啊？就像，
...
就像我的嗯嘿，这本书是我的。
...
还有你睡觉的那件 T 恤
...
英寸。我也想要回来。是的，我愿意。
...
>> 你知道我有多喜欢那件 T 恤。
...
你甚至从来没有穿过那件 T 恤。我是
...
只是想帮助您继续前进。
...
>> 哦，你真是个小人。你是
...
小气，小气，小气，
...
>> 很小很小。
...
>> 你这样做只是出于恶意。
...
>> 不，不，不。我要穿这件
一直
。我喜欢这件衬衫。
...
>> 自从
以来您就没有穿过那件 T 恤
15 岁。它甚至不适合你
...
了。
...
>> 哦，是的。是的。是的。
...
>> 哦，好吧。好的。好的。
...
现在，
...
>> 如果你不介意的话，我会选择
...
我剩下的东西
...
然后放松
...
穿着我最喜欢的衬衫。
...
祝您度过一个愉快的夜晚。
...
嘿伙计们。
...
>> 嘿亲爱的。
...
>> 准备好了吗？
...
>> 是的，当然。哦，我把钱包落在
...
莫妮卡的。我马上回来。
...
>> 等一下。
...
>> 什么？
...
哦。
...
哇哦。那个一直在继续。
...
>> 哇。你和菲比，是吗？你多久了
...
出去了吗？
...
>> 一个多月了。哇。也许，呃，也许你
...
我应该认识一下
...
好一点了。
...
>> 当然，我愿意。
...
>> 是的。所以，呃，
...
你叫什么名字？
...
>> 这是杰克。
...
>> 乔伊。
...
>> 嘿，杰克。呃，你喜欢尼克斯队吗？
...
>> 是的，超级粉丝。
...
>> 我也是。周二有一场比赛。
...
>> 你想去吗？
...
>> 是的，那就太好了。让我确认一下
...
星期二我什么都不做。
...
嘿，皮特。嘿。
...
>> 听着，当你
时你就知道了
穿着裤子，你身体前倾，我
...
看看你的内衣吗？
...
>> 是的。
...
好吧，当杰克这么做时，我看到他
...
穿着女士内衣。
...
>> 我知道。他们是我的。
...
>> 哦，
...
没有。不，等等。这很奇怪。
...
>> 不，不是。我们只是闲聊
...
左右，我鼓励他试穿。
...
>> 这很奇怪。
...
>> 我现在穿着他的内裤。
...
>> 有点热。
...
>> 我也这么认为。
...
>> 那个小翻盖非常适合固定
...
我的口红。
...
>> 是的，我不知道这一点。
...
你知道杰克说女性的
...
内衣其实更舒服
...
他喜欢丝绸的触感
...
贴在他的皮肤上。
...
>> 是的。好吧，接下来你就知道他会
...
告诉你你的高跟鞋是
...
对他的姿势有好处。
...
>> 杰克没有任何问题。好的。
...
他是个凡人。我想得更多
...
比你多。
...
>> 哦，是的。他看起来像一个真正的伐木工人
...
粉色鞋带。
...
我只是说只有男人
...
对自己的男子气概完全放心
...
可以穿着女士内衣到处走动。
...
我认为你永远做不到。
...
>> 嘿，我对自己的男子气概很自信。
...
>> 好吧，无论如何。
...
>> 你已经看过我的一大堆色情内容了，
...
对吗？
...
是的。
...
>> 嘿，二月。嘿，
...
>> 看看。
...
>> 啊？
...
>> 好的。
...
>> 我到底有多像一个男人？
...
>> 哇。好的。有男子气概，而且有点
...
...
>> 你知道，我开始明白杰克的意思了
...
正在谈论。
...
>> 丝绸的手感非常好。
...
>> 是的。而且事情并没有那么糟糕
...
正如我所想的那样。
...
>> 太棒了，乔。
...
>> 是的。您还有更多选择
...
比您对男士内衣的做法要好。
...
比基尼、法式剪裁、丁字裤和
...
面料。你有棉质、丝绸、蕾丝和
...
你知道吗？我一直想知道
...
关于
...
>> 内裤锄头。
...
>> 你知道，它们是从你的脚趾开始的
...
然后他们一直到
...
>> 我应该把它们脱下来，不是吗？
...
>> 我认为您这样做很重要。
...
感觉好点了吗？
...
>> 是的。很多
...
听着，呃，这并不是说我对
缺乏安全感
我的男子气概或其他什么，你知道，但是呃
...
我想我需要和一个女人交往
...
就像现在一样。
...
>> 是的，我明白了。
...
>> 是的。好的。
...
>> 嘿。你好。
...
>>嗨。
...
>> 你看起来很眼熟。我是从
认识你的吗
某处？我不这么认为。
...
>> 也许是因为我在电视上。
...
>> 我是《我们的日子》的演员。
...
>> 哇。
...
>> 真的吗？
...
>> 嗯。
...
>> 450，请。
...
>> 哦，让我拿这个。
...
>> 这些是给你的。
...
>> 嘿。嘿。大家都在哪里？他们拿了
...
本去公园。你去哪儿了？
...
刚刚出来。吃了一些午餐。只有我。
...
和我一起度过的美好时光。嘿，谢谢
...
换你的夹克。
...
>> 哦，没问题。您可以在
之前借用它
的方式。
...
哦，亲爱的，这是你的钥匙。
...
>> 男人。嗯。
...
>> 如果呃，你一个人吃午饭，怎么会
...
它花了你呃 53 美元？
...
你知道可能发生了什么吗？
...
肯定有人偷了我的信用卡。
...
只需将收据放回
...
你的口袋。
...
那真是太棒了，太棒了
...
问题。
...
太棒了。
...
莫妮卡，你怎么了？你是谁
...
和谁一起吃午饭？
...
>>朱迪。 WHO？
...
>>朱莉。
...
>> 什么？
...
>> 朱迪。
...
你和朱莉在一起？哦，看。
...
开始时，我只是想成为
...
对她很好，因为她是我哥哥的
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女朋友。
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然后一件事引发了另一件事
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在我意识到之前，我们已经
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购物。
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天啊。
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等等，我们只做了一次。
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>> 这对我来说没有任何意义。
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是的，对。
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>> 真的吗？
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>> 当然，
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>> 雷切尔。我整个人都在想你
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次。
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>> 看，
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对不起。好的。我我从来没有想过
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等你来发现。
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>> 哦，拜托。请。您想要
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抓到了。这不是真的。
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>> 哦，原来你碰巧
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把它留在这儿吗？
有没有想过
你认为我可能就是那么愚蠢吗？
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好吧，莫妮卡，我只需要知道一个
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的事情。
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>> 你和她一起去Blooming Dales了吗？
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>> 好的，
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好的，
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好的。我真的，嗯，我真的
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现在不需要和你在一起。
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重点词汇
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assistant /əˈsɪstənt/ B1 |
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bracelet /ˈbreɪslət/ A2 |
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laundry /ˈlɔːndri/ B1 |
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fashion /ˈfæʃən/ B2 |
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marriage /ˈmærɪdʒ/ B2 |
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sweater /ˈswɛtər/ B1 |
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underwear /ˈʌndərwɛr/ B1 |
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silk /sɪlk/ B2 |
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purse /pɜːrs/ B1 |
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budget /ˈbʌdʒɪt/ B2 |
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dress /drɛs/ A2 |
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compliment /ˈkɒmplɪmənt/ B2 |
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postpone /pəˈstəʊn/ B2 |
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awkward /ˈɔːkwəd/ B2 |
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nervous /ˈnɜːrvəs/ B1 |
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embarrassed /ɪmˈbærəst/ B2 |
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cancel /ˈkænsəl/ B1 |
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couch /kaʊtʃ/ A2 |
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crazy /ˈkreɪzi/ A2 |
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pretend /prɪˈtɛnd/ B1 |
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重点语法结构
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I don't think so, Joe.
➔ 思维动词的否定
➔ 在英语中，当使用 'think' 表达观点时，通常否定第一个动词而不是第二个。
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I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.
➔ 作宾语的不定式短语
➔ 动词 'need' 后面跟不定式 'to be' 来描述必要的动作。
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If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants.
➔ 第一条件句（真实可能性）
➔ 使用 'If' + 一般现在时，后接 'can/will' + 动词原形来讨论潜在情况。
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You'll fit right in.
➔ 短语动词 'fit in'
➔ 'fit in' 意思是融入或适合某个群体。
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I'm going to miss being able to afford food.
➔ 情感动词后的动名词
➔ 动词 'miss' 使用 -ing 形式（动名词）来表达失去某种能力或状态的遗憾。
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I'm a laundry virgin.
➔ 隐喻名词的使用
➔ 在名词后加上 'virgin' 是一种常见的非正式表达方式，表示某人第一次做某事。
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I suggest something like these to Ralph Lauren.
➔ 虚拟语气/建议结构
➔ 此处使用 'suggest that someone (should) do something' 结构来提供建议。
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You shouldn't have done that.
➔ 情态动词完成式
➔ 用于表达对过去未按预期发生的行为的批评或遗憾。
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