♫ Noshi in my video
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♫ Noshi in my video ♫
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- Hi, I'm gonna go downstairs, guys.
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- That's going in, for sure.
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♫ Where in the world is Superwoman today ♫
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What up, everyone, it's
your girl, Superwoman.
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And my last video was
called "Types of Sleepers,"
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and this video's called "Types of Yawns."
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Are you seeing a theme here?
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Are you seeing a theme?
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And I know you'll all
relate to this video,
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'cause if you've been to
any class ever in your life
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you'll know that's where
yawns happen the most.
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Number one, the jungle yawn.
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Now, this is a yawn that's
accompanied by, like,
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a strange animal-like noise.
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Am I asleep, or did I swallow a sea lion?
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Wait, is that a seal?
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Wait, are those the same thing?
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- [Voiceover] Sea lion's bigger.
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- A sea lion's bigger?
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Now, I do this yawn a lot
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simply because I think it feels amazing.
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I don't know what it is.
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I feel like if I make
a noise while I yawn,
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I, like, lose weight or something.
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Yo, straight up, I keep my
yawns a hundred, a'ight?
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However, I will say that
some people take this yawn
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AKA my dad, AKA your dad,
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AKA every uncle that's ever existed.
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I swear to God, my dad yawns so loud
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that when he yawns, the freaking
car alarm goes off outside.
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(imitates car alarm)
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And see, the thing is, I'm
used to my dad's yawn now.
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Doesn't catch me off guard.
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I become accustomed to it.
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But I forget that when normal
people come to my house
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and they hear that noise,
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they freak the f out.
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My friends come over, they start just
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spraying holy water everywhere,
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prepping for Emily Rose.
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The good news is that,
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any time we need a
little bit of extra cash,
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all we gotta do is record my dad,
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and then we can sell
that as the soundtrack
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for the next Godzilla movie.
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Just, you know, what's up, ballin'.
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(imitates Godzilla)
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Number two, the crying yawn.
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(cries cartoonishly)
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Now, this is the yawn that isn't just
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a symbol for sleepiness, no, no.
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It is a symbol for pain.
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This is the yawn that
happens, when you do it,
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it looks like your puppy just died, okay?
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It looks like you've
been crying for hours.
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This yawn looks like you just
watched The Fault in Our Stars
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while wearing sunglasses made of onions.
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Just tears streaming down.
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What up, word, please.
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You know, you see what I did there.
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And this yawn just leaves you
looking like an absolute mess.
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Like right now, for example,
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every time I see someone in
this state of sleepiness,
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I want to donate to them,
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create an infomercial for them,
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or have an introver--
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Have an intervention, because you look...
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All these takes, going in the video.
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All these takes going in the video.
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Or, most importantly,
have an intervention,
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because they look high as f.
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Number three, the "You can't see me" yawn.
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Now, this yawn, is literally
the story of my life.
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This is the yawn where
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you're having a conversation
with someone, okay?
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And they're, like, really into
what they're talking about,
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and you're really tired,
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and so you feel like yawning,
not because they're boring,
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I mean, like, they might be
boring, but not necessarily.
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You're just really, really tired.
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But you don't want to be rude,
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so you try to, like, hide the
fact that you want to yawn.
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So they'll be talking to
you, and you're just like.
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And you literally have to
eat and swallow your yawn.
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Me, I do this all the time.
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And you know what's up,
you feel it coming on,
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so you start all these weird
shapes with your mouth,
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like some, "Uh-huh, and
then what happened?"
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And you're trying to contain it.
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You know what sometimes I'll do?
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I'll strategically even
turn around at that moment.
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Be like, "Uh-huh, then what happened?
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"Sorry, what was that?
Someone was over there.
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"I think I saw my friend
over there. What's up?"
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Or sometimes, I'll just act really shocked
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so I can conceal the yawn.
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So they'll just have to say
something so super basic like,
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"Yeah, okay, I'll take a water."
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"A water? Isn't that
what sunk the Titanic?"
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Number four, contagious yawns.
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The worst, the worst.
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is to feel like I control
my own body, okay?
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But you standing over
there, looking all tired.
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I'm over here, I'm alive.
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I'm alive and awake, and
you standing there like.
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And I'mma look at you, and I'm gonna yawn,
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because yawns are the
worst type of contagious.
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For example, right now, I'm
just talking about yawns.
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You might not be tired, but
I'm just talking about yawns.
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Imagine your mouth, do
this with your mouth.
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Did you yawn, did you yawn?
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Of course you yawned, you know why?
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Because I control you, okay?
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Now that we're understood,
click thumbs up right now.
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No, but seriously, it's a whole thing,
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because you're yawning,
and now I'm yawning,
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and now Bill over there's yawning,
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and Puablo's over there
yawning, everyone's yawning.
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It's like a really bad Soulja Boy dance.
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♫ Now watch me yawn, watch that (yawns) ♫
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Number five, the transformer yawn.
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Now this is a yawn that starts as a yawn,
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and then changes to something random
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What the f is happening?
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Like hi, organs, biology?
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Why you all up in body
just having tequila shots?
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and I don't know what the
f is going on up in here.
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Acting all crazy and disoriented
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like it's ladies night,
free drinks at the bar.
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And usually, the transformer yawn
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causes me great discomfort
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because my body wasn't ready.
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I'm all up in here yawning.
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You know, relaxing.
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And all of a sudden, I sneeze.
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My nose wasn't ready for that activity.
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My nose is all like,
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"Yo, I was staying in tonight.
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"I didn't want to go out,
y'all forced me to go out.
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"Now I'm getting shots at the bar.
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"Now I'm drunk, and I'm drunk
texting my ex and I'm pukin'.
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"I wanted to stay and
watch Game of Thrones.
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"I didn't sign up for
this," said the nose,
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because of the sneeze in
the middle of the thing.
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And that's all for this
video, "Types of Yawns,"
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and I'm so tired, and I'm so sleepy,
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but comment below and let me know
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if I forgot a type of yawn.
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Such a silly topic, but
I'm crazy, so that's fine.
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Also huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge
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(makes beeping noise)
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news, I have announced a whole
bunch more cities and dates
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for my tour, "A Trip to Unicorn Island,"
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and they are (inhales deeply)
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Hartford, Connecticut; Washington, D.C.;
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Boston; Kansas City;
Chicago; Vancouver; Seattle;
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San Francisco; Anaheim; Toronto;
and there's more coming.
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Also my Dubai show was sold
out, so I added another one.
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It is gonna happen at 1 o'
clock PM on the thirteenth,
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which is this Saturday.
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There's still some tickets left.
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If you want to grab
tickets to my Dubai show
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happening this Saturday,
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www.lillysinghtour.com
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It's happening at the Music Hall.
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Also, Manchester, Birmingham.
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London, you're sold out,
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but Manchester and Birmingham,
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tickets are still available
for your shows as well.
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www.lillysinghtour.com
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Hope you liked that video, and if you did,
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give it a big thumbs up.
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You can also check out all
of my vlogs from my tour
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although sometimes I miss
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and I'm sleepy, and the WiFi's really bad.
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One love, Superwoman, that is a wrap.
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♫ They call me little Pueblo ♫
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