Clenching My Booty – English Lyrics

• By: Ryan Higa

Lyrics & Translation

Dive into the comedic world of Ryan Higa's "Clenching My Booty" and discover a song that turns a universally awkward experience into a catchy and hilarious anthem. This parody offers a fun way to engage with English slang and colloquial expressions around everyday bodily functions, making language learning memorable through its relatable humor and clever lyrics.

[English]

Look,

I'm sorry I,

I just can't do this anymore

I need to go

I'm clenching my booty,

Are you sure you wanna do this?

I'm clenching my booty,

Yeah

I'm clenching my booty,

There's so much pressure

7 blocks away, I'm don't think I'm gonna make it

Just feel the texture,

Goose bumps on my skin, and my body starts to drip sweat

But I won't,

Give in,

Even though I'm turtle-heading

And I will,

Keep on clenchi-i-i-ing-ing-ing

I'm clenching my booty

In a long meeting,

When I'm in traffic,

On our first date

I'm clenching my booty,

You know the feeling,

At all of the worst times, give me a break

I gotta go doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,

doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,doo,doo, doo, doo, doo

dooty

I gotta go doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,

doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, (yo, yo) doo, doo, doo, doo

YTF

I know it's stuck in my butt,

it kinda hurts

Wrong time and place, I got the squirts

It can't get worse,

No, this ain't fair

Crap, you know I push you up

Doo,

Doo,

Don't need two girls, just need a cup

Now the bubble guts is bubbling,(bubbling)

because it's full of food

Use to say the sky's the limit, now the sky smells like poo

Man I had to drop a load, (oh, god)

That I couldn't do--(doo)

Ask me what's that smell, man,

I stand back and point at you, you, you

I know that I fart a bit

Feel like I need a new pair of pants with no shart on it

But this rap don't have to make sense

As long as it rhymes

Just gotta' mumble it'

And I know we off topic baby true,true,true

I'd rather hold a number 2

Then to poo when I shouldn't poo/I'm clenching my booty

In a long meeting,

When I'm in traffic

On our first date

I'm clenching my booty,

You know the feeling,

At all the worst times

Give me a break

I gotta go do, do, do, do ,do ,do, do, do, do

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

dooty

I gotta go do, do, do, do ,do ,do, do, do, do

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

dooty

I gotta go do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do(I gotta doo, I gotta go)

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

dooty

I gotta go do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

I gotta go right now

I gotta go do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

dooty

I gotta go do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

dooty

I'm clenching my booty...

gasp

I'm sorry, I just can't do this anymore

What?

I need to go

Are you sure you wanna do this?

sigh

Yeah

*long shart*

Oh my god

I'm so sorry

*sharting sounds*

*clacking shoes*

I think I'm in love

I'm clenching my...

*high pitched TEEHEE*