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Dumb Jokes 00:03
Every one of these jokes is better than the next 00:04
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger 00:09
Then it hit me 00:12
Two hats were on a hat rack 00:14
One said You hang here I'll go on ahead 00:16
Time flies like an arrow 00:20
Fruit flies like a banana 00:22
A bug splatted into my windshield yesterday 00:25
It'll never have the guts to do that again 00:28
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 00:31
Do you smell carrots? 00:34
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff 00:37
Badoom Tsssshhh! 00:40
Dumb jokes 00:42
Oooo Oooo 00:43
Bum bum bum bum 00:46
Dumb jokes 00:47
Oooo Oooo 00:49
Bum bum bum bum 00:51
I broke my pencil this morning 00:53
I tried to use it anyway 00:55
But it was pointless 00:57
When's a good time to go to the dentist? 00:59
Tooth hurty 01:43
What did the zero say to the number eight? 01:45
Hey! Nice belt 01:48
Why does this coffee taste like mud? 01:51
Oh yeah. It's fresh ground 01:53
I was digging three deep holes in the backyard 01:56
My mom came home and said, Well well well 01:59
Where do generals keep their armies? 02:02
In their sleevies 02:05
What did the snail say when it rode on the turtles' back? 02:07
Weeee! 02:11
Dumb jokes 02:13
Oooo Oooo 02:15
Bum Bum Bum Bum 02:16
Dumb jokes 02:18
Oooo Oooo 02:20
Bum Bum Bum Bum 02:22
Why is it hard to starve in the desert? 02:24
Because of the sand which is there 02:27
What's brown and sticky? 02:30
A stick 02:34
Don't ever leave alphabet soup on the stove 02:36
It could spell disaster 02:39
What's invisible and smells like carrots? 02:42
Bunny burps 02:45
There's three kinds of people in this world 02:47
Those who can count and those who can't 02:50
What does a clock do when it's hungry? 02:53
It goes back four seconds 02:56
Knock Knock 02:59
Interrupting cow 03:00
MMMMMMOOOOOO! 03:02
Dumb jokes 03:04
Oooo Oooo 03:05
Bum Bum Bum Bum 03:07
Dumb jokes 03:09
Oooo Oooo 03:11
Bum Bum Bum Bum 03:13
Dumb jokes 03:15
Oooo Oooo 03:16
Bum Bum Bum Bum 03:18
bum bum bum bum... 03:20

Dumb Jokes – English Lyrics

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By
Bryant Oden
Album
The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 2
Viewed
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Language
English
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Lyrics & Translation

Dive into the world of silly humor with Bryant Oden's "Dumb Jokes!" This song is a collection of quick and funny jokes perfect for kids and anyone who enjoys a light-hearted laugh. It’s a great way to learn English through simple humor and improve listening skills by catching each joke. Get ready for a fun language learning experience!

[English]
Dumb Jokes
Every one of these jokes is better than the next
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger
Then it hit me
Two hats were on a hat rack
One said You hang here I'll go on ahead
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
A bug splatted into my windshield yesterday
It'll never have the guts to do that again
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff
Badoom Tsssshhh!
Dumb jokes
Oooo Oooo
Bum bum bum bum
Dumb jokes
Oooo Oooo
Bum bum bum bum
I broke my pencil this morning
I tried to use it anyway
But it was pointless
When's a good time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty
What did the zero say to the number eight?
Hey! Nice belt
Why does this coffee taste like mud?
Oh yeah. It's fresh ground
I was digging three deep holes in the backyard
My mom came home and said, Well well well
Where do generals keep their armies?
In their sleevies
What did the snail say when it rode on the turtles' back?
Weeee!
Dumb jokes
Oooo Oooo
Bum Bum Bum Bum
Dumb jokes
Oooo Oooo
Bum Bum Bum Bum
Why is it hard to starve in the desert?
Because of the sand which is there
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
Don't ever leave alphabet soup on the stove
It could spell disaster
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny burps
There's three kinds of people in this world
Those who can count and those who can't
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds
Knock Knock
Interrupting cow
MMMMMMOOOOOO!
Dumb jokes
Oooo Oooo
Bum Bum Bum Bum
Dumb jokes
Oooo Oooo
Bum Bum Bum Bum
Dumb jokes
Oooo Oooo
Bum Bum Bum Bum
bum bum bum bum...

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Album: The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 2

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