Dumb Jokes – English Lyrics

• By: Bryant Oden
• Album: The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 2

Lyrics & Translation

Discover the joy of simple humor with Bryant Oden's 'Dumb Jokes.' This song is a wonderful tool for learning English through its collection of classic puns and easy-to-understand jokes. It's a fun way to engage with wordplay and the lighthearted side of the language, making learning feel like a game.

[English]

Dumb Jokes

Every one of these jokes is better than the next

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger

Then it hit me

Two hats were on a hat rack

One said You hang here I'll go on ahead

Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

A bug splatted into my windshield yesterday

It'll never have the guts to do that again

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?

Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff

Badoom Tsssshhh!

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum bum bum bum

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum bum bum bum

I broke my pencil this morning

I tried to use it anyway

But it was pointless

When's a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What did the zero say to the number eight?

Hey! Nice belt

Why does this coffee taste like mud?

Oh yeah. It's fresh ground

I was digging three deep holes in the backyard

My mom came home and said, Well well well

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

What did the snail say when it rode on the turtles' back?

Weeee!

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum Bum Bum Bum

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum Bum Bum Bum

Why is it hard to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

Don't ever leave alphabet soup on the stove

It could spell disaster

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny burps

There's three kinds of people in this world

Those who can count and those who can't

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds

Knock Knock

Interrupting cow

MMMMMMOOOOOO!

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum Bum Bum Bum

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum Bum Bum Bum

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum Bum Bum Bum

bum bum bum bum...