Ex-Boyfriend – English Lyrics

• By: Lil Dicky
• Album: So Hard

Lyrics & Translation

Discover the hilarious and cleverly written world of Lil Dicky through his breakout hit, "Ex-Boyfriend." This song offers a unique and comedic approach to storytelling in hip-hop, making it a fun way to engage with English slang and narrative rap. It's a perfect example of how music can turn everyday anxieties into relatable and entertaining art.

[English]

Ay, what's going on man?

It's your boy Lil Dicky

A.K.A Mr. Left-ward sloping penis

I got a story for y'all man

Peep this

Yessir

Now I been datin' this girl named Katie, she hot as hell

And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it don't smell

And I don't fall for chickens

But this one a little different

Body sickenin'

Plus she really good at making breaded chicken

Got me thinkin' she the one man

Even fully clothed, shawty really fun man

Get a lotta hoes, but none of those come close

I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposed

Oh yeah, there's one more thing

And I know this shit gonna sound insane

But I still haven't hit it

I admit it, I wish I was kiddin'

Never been up inside before

Because she's only fucked one guy before

And though I really wanna boink this whore

She ma sweetie 3.14

So I'm stayin' patient, and masturbatin'

And now ma heart is sorta racin'

Cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating

Hell yeah, I'm down, I'm bout to go all out

I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake

But on the way to crib, we pass this kid

And he seem to know who Katie is

So I say "who this" and she say

Dicky, this is my ex-boyfriend Jim"

And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type

But as I'm lookin' at this dude I can't believe my eyes

'Cause he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life

He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod

Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god

And now I'm lookin' at ma chick, 'cause his dick's been inside her raw

"Fuck that"

Aww damn

Man this is crazy

I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady

I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti

Katie's huggin' and squeezin' his shoulder blades

And I'm buggin' and queasy, this ain't okay

And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay

Even though I was about to get laid

Man this ma'fucka look like Ashton

Combined wit' a lil Hugh Jackman

In other words, he's so damn attractive

So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him

Now I'm in the back wit' him, sippin' on some 'gnac wit' him

And he payin' for it all, he investment bankin'

I'm acting, like I ain't distracted

But I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin'

And now I'm feelin' pissed, so I go and take a piss

Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is

And I had to see, and I was mad discreet

And I got on my tippy toes and I took a little peek

Oh my god Becky, look at that cock

And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type

But as I'm lookin at his dick, I can't believe me eyes

Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life

And now I'm starin' at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate

Because the shit is plus eight like Jon and Kate

And I don't know if I can date my girl after tonight

Oh damn

I don't know what to do

Dude's dick is really huge

I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth

I know she's missin' that

My penis isn't that

I'm lookin closer I think that his dick has abs

Six pack on a dick

Now what the fuck is that

It's so long and thick

It's like a punching bag

I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing

Got ma dick looking like a raisin

Skin tone insane, man he's hung like Saddam Hussein, it's crazy

What the fuck should I do?

He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru

I think it's time to

Tell Katie my goodbyes

'Cause I simply can't survive

After seeing what was in between his thighs

So I tell her

That this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend

I had to move my neck to see it end to end

I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense

And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end

Because the sex with him must have been the best

And I would say let's just be friends

But I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye

Then she told me "Dicky I don't really know what to say

Because I dated this dude in second grade

So I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laid"

And then I took her to my crib, and you know that we belly slapped

And I gave her an O like I was sellin' crack, and when I came

I pulled out and nutted all over her left thigh

Awh damn

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
dating /ˈdeɪtɪŋ/ A2	verb - the activity of spending time with someone you are romantically interested in
body /ˈbɒdi/ A1	noun - the physical structure of a person or animal
crazy /ˈkreɪzi/ A2	adjective - mentally deranged, extremely enthusiastic, or unusual
exposed /ɪkˈspəʊzd/ B1	adjective - revealed or uncovered
patient /ˈpeɪʃənt/ B1	adjective - able to accept or tolerate delays, problems, or suffering without becoming annoyed or anxious
racin' /ˈreɪsɪn/ A2	verb - to compete in a race verb - to move very quickly
attractive /əˈtræktɪv/ B2	adjective - pleasing or appealing to the senses
investment /ɪnˈvestmənt/ B2	noun - the act of allocating money or capital with the expectation of receiving a future benefit
distracted /dɪˈstræktɪd/ B1	adjective - unable to concentrate or focus
discreet /dɪˈskriːt/ B2	adjective - careful and circumspect in one's speech or actions, especially in order to avoid causing offense or gaining an advantage
comprehend /ˌkɒmprɪˈhend/ C1	verb - to understand fully
physics /ˈfɪzɪks/ C1	noun - the branch of science concerned with the nature and properties of matter and energy
survive /səˈvaɪv/ B1	verb - to continue to live or exist
belly /ˈbeli/ A2	noun - the part of the body between the chest and the hips
nutted /nʌtɪd/ C2	verb - (vulgar slang) to ejaculate
thigh /θaɪ/ A2	noun - the part of the leg between the hip and the knee

Key Grammar Structures

• I got a story for y'all man

  ➔ Contraction ('for y'all')

  ➔ 'For y'all' is a contraction of 'for you all', commonly used in informal speech.

• She hot as hell

  ➔ Comparative adjective ('as hell')

  ➔ 'As hell' is used to emphasize the degree of an adjective, meaning 'very' or 'extremely'.

• I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposed

  ➔ Present perfect ('I've felt')

  ➔ The present perfect ('I've felt') is used to describe an action that started in the past and has effects in the present.

• She said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating

  ➔ Future simple ('will be')

  ➔ The future simple ('will be') is used to predict or promise a future action.

• I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin'

  ➔ Present continuous ('I'm reenacting')

  ➔ The present continuous ('I'm reenacting') is used to describe an action happening now or around now.

• Because the shit is plus eight like Jon and Kate

  ➔ Simile ('like Jon and Kate')

  ➔ The simile ('like Jon and Kate') compares two things using 'like' to highlight a similarity.

• I think it's for the best if this comes to an end

  ➔ Conditional sentence (Type 1)

  ➔ The conditional sentence ('if this comes to an end') expresses a possible result based on a condition.

• I would say let's just be friends

  ➔ Conditional modal ('would say')

  ➔ The conditional modal ('would say') is used to express a hypothetical or polite suggestion.