Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) – English Lyrics

• By: The Lonely Island
• Album: POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life

Wanna take her home, make her my wife

Knew she was a freak when she started talking

She said, "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden" (ooh woah)

That girl was a freak

She said she want me to fuck her harder then the military

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government

Fucked Bin Laden

Uh, she was a freaky kinda girl

Kept up with current events from all around the world

More specifically one event

The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head

She said "Do me like that"

But I couldn't track the metaphor

That said I can see you horny like a stegosaur

That said again your request is so irregular

She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door

Then a turban, then a tunic

She said "Invade my cave with your special unit"

I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping

She demanded that I fuck her like we

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government

Fucked Bin Laden

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax

With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden

You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)

And my justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)

Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro

She tried to negotiate, I say that's a no-no

Now I'm creeping in her bedroom like go-go

She tells me to go low then looks down and says I gotta

"Terrorize that pussy"

"Gotta terrorize that pussy"

So I did it, improvised some crazy shit

Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit

She said "You've finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean"

I yell "Geronimo" then took some pictures for posting

The President called, he said "Congratulations Conner"

I said "Mr. President, to what do I owe this honor?"

He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden

I gots to know how you fucked her like we

Fucked Bin Laden"

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

I still can't say that I see the appeal

But she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden

Oh this girl insisted that

The way we did it was merciless and exact

Just like the now world famous attack that fucked

Osama Bin Laden

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