Go Kindergarten – English Lyrics

• By: The Lonely Island, Robyn, Sean Combs, Paul Rudd
• Album: The Wack

Lyrics & Translation

Discover the hilarious absurdity of The Lonely Island's "Go Kindergarten" and dive into a masterclass of comedic songwriting. This track is a perfect example of satire in music, exaggerating modern club culture to a ridiculous extreme. For language learners, it's a fun way to pick up on imperative verbs and slang in a wildly entertaining context. The song's genius lies in its ability to be both a critique and a genuinely catchy party anthem.

[English]

Party people (party people)

We have taken control of your minds (your minds)

So get on the floor (oh yeah)

‘Cause it's time to kick up dirt, now let's work

Hey – we're gonna dance tonight, okay?

We all shining bright, let the music take you away

Don't ask questions, just do everything that we say

On the floor, ladies shake that ass

Shake that, shake that ass, work it, twerk it, drop it fast

Fellas, whip your dick out – whip, whip your dick ou

Indiana Jones and whip your ****ing whip ou

Now punch your friend – punch, punch your friend

Get on the ****ing floor and punch your best frien

Make your butt look flat – make that shit flap

Use the art of perspective, or hide it in a hat

Go stupid, get stupid – because we said to do it

Go dumb, eat garbage – we goin' kindergarten

Yeah – you know, some of it might seem strange

But don't think, just obey

Let the music play, 'cause we put it in a song

So do everything that we say

Have a mother****ing baby on the floo

Raise it in the club, homeschool it by the door

Now be ambidextrous – ****ing ambidextrou

We'll come around and test you

It's no biggie on our checklist

Now ladies, whip your dick out – whip, whip your dick ou

Don't ask how, just ****ing figure it ou

Now make your booty speak – teach that ass English

Make it suck helium and (talk like this)

Now eat the banana – potassium for stamina

Then build a school, burn it down

Get on the floor and do it now

**** a house, eat a shoe, all because we told you t

So raise your glass, then break the glass

Then stomp your bare feet on the glass

Champagne corks, pop 'em off

Middle fingers up, now chop ‘em off

Then pose nude for a family friend

(Never speak of it again)

The party's here, and you can't escape

(So just do everything that we say)

Go Zombie, be brainless

Here we are, entertain us

Get stupid, go moron

We goin' kindergarten

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
dance /dæns/ A1	verb - to move rhythmically to music
shake /ʃeɪk/ A1	verb - to move something back and forth or up and down quickly
bright /braɪt/ A2	adjective - giving off a lot of light
stupid /ˈstjuːpɪd/ A2	adjective - lacking intelligence or common sense
punch /pʌntʃ/ A1	verb - to strike with the fist
perspective /pərˈspektɪv/ B2	noun - a particular way of viewing things
ambidextrous /ˌæmbɪˈdɛkstrəs/ C1	adjective - able to use both hands equally well
checklist /ˈtʃɛklɪst/ B1	noun - a list of items to be checked or verified
stamina /ˈstæmənə/ B2	noun - the energy and strength to continue doing something
obey /əˈbeɪ/ A2	verb - to follow instructions or commands
entertain /ˌɛntərˈteɪn/ B1	verb - to amuse or interest someone
nude /nud/ B1	adjective - naked; without clothes
escape /ɪˈskeɪp/ A2	verb - to get away from a dangerous or undesirable situation
zombie /ˈzɒmbi/ B1	noun - a corpse revived by sorcery or a fictional undead being
moron /ˈmɔːrɒn/ B2	noun - a person with a low level of intelligence