Uniform On – English Lyrics

• By: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience
• Album: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

She said she wanna fuck me with my uniform on

She grab me by the bat now it's going, going, gone

I never finish sex 'cause I'm so juiced out

But she nutted three times then we bashed then I bounced

I reside in Blackhawk in a big fucking house

My community is gated 'cause I don't strike out

Got a room with a chair

Got a room with a couch

Got a framed photograph of the time I met Alf

You know I'm not a hamburger but they call me Big Mac

Got the one ton Jimmy and the itty-bitty sack

My ball shrinky-dinky 'cause the 'roids so strong

But it makes the aforementioned Jimmy-jam look long

The name is Mark, and no I'm not Mork

And yes, I eat pork 'cause it's tasty on my fork

And no, I'm not a dork but I'll dork it out the park

'Cause Noah should have had the Bash Brothers on his ark

We are the perfect pair to start a new society

Filled with home-run hitting gold glove goliathes

Here's what I found on the web for "what is the plural of goliath?"

Goliaths

We're goliaths, baby boy

Kirk Gibson's a pariah, baby boy

I work out with a tire, baby boy

I wonder who can lift it higher, baby boy

Lift that tire, bitch

Put your back in it and lift it higher, bitch

Stab that needle in my ass 'til I am rich

Make me a god with the chemical sciences

Baseball, baseball, he-man hit the baseball

By the power of Grayskull

Rip the skin off and eat the brains out the baseball

Gonna run a motherfucking train on the baseball

Don't tell me to be fucking calm

Whip out my dick on the Jumbotron

Whip out my balls cause my muscles so strong

Now the pain's so bad that my motherfucking heart stop

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
uniform /ˈjuːnɪfɔːrm/ A2	noun - a set of standard clothing worn by members of an organization
grab /ɡræb/ A1	verb - to take or hold something quickly and firmly
bash /bæʃ/ B1	verb - to strike or hit something forcefully noun - a heavy blow or strike
reside /rɪˈzaɪd/ B2	verb - to live in a particular place
gated /ɡeɪtɪd/ B1	adjective - having a gate or gates, often for security
framed /freɪmd/ B1	adjective - enclosed in a frame
photograph /ˈfoʊtəɡræf/ A2	noun - a picture taken by a camera
goliath /ɡəˈlaɪəθ/ C1	noun - a very large or powerful person or thing
pariah /pəˈraɪə/ C1	noun - a person who is despised or ostracized
chemical /ˈkɛmɪkəl/ B1	adjective - relating to chemistry or chemicals noun - a substance with constant composition
whip /wɪp/ A2	verb - to move something quickly and forcefully noun - a tool or instrument for striking or punishing
jumbotron /ˈdʒʌmboʊtrɒn/ C1	noun - a large electronic scoreboard or screen
roids /rɔɪdz/ B2	noun - slang for anabolic steroids
society /səˈsaɪəti/ A2	noun - an organized group of people with a common culture
goliaths /ɡəˈlaɪəθz/ C1	noun - plural of goliath