港女收港男皮

• By: 農夫

Lyrics:

[中文]

[English]

你啲港女最冇品 餐餐食飯要我埋單你仲要食凸人

The most uncouth Hong Kong girls—always making me pay for dinner, and you still want to act tough

總之奉旨靠男人養 你係咪天生植物人

Basically, you rely on men to support you—are you a born vegetable?

一句說話有幾個英文 用又用得核突

One sentence with how many English words—using them just to get on my nerves

成日although又but

Always 'although' and 'but' together

Although呢度女多過男

Here, there are more girls than guys

But我都忍你

But I still tolerate you

我知道化妝唔算遲到 我都次次等你

I know makeup isn’t late—I've been waiting for you again and again

叫你洗衫 你話gel咗甲怕整爛

I tell you to wash your clothes—you say you gel’d your nails and don’t wanna ruin them

叫你洗碗 你話餓死都唔煮飯

I tell you to wash the dishes—you say you’re starving and won’t cook dinner

你講嘢點解可以咁高key

How come your tone is so high when you talk?

你諗嘢點解可以低B

How come your thoughts are so low class?

你識字 我可以

You’re literate—I can

嘗試賞賜你一個字

Try giving you a word or two

嗱 啦

Here, take this,

嗱 啦

Here, take this,

港女邊似ladies

What makes Hong Kong girls look like ladies?

港女邊有taste

What taste do Hong Kong girls have?

冇搞錯你咪搞我

You’re messing with me, aren’t you?

啲港女只愛港紙

These Hong Kong girls only love Hong Kong dollars

嗱 啦

Here, take this,

嗱 啦

Here, take this,

港女邊似ladies

What makes Hong Kong girls look like ladies?

港女邊有taste

What taste do Hong Kong girls have?

冇搞錯你咪搞我

You’re messing with me, aren’t you?

啲港女只愛港紙

These Hong Kong girls only love Hong Kong dollars

港女幾廿歲 攬住隻公仔周圍去

How old are Hong Kong girls—hugging plushies and going around?

去都邊都要影相 一個地點影幾百張

Taking photos everywhere, hundreds of pics at each spot

影完變做分享狂 上網緊要過上天堂

After shooting, they become share addicts—online and craving heaven

秒秒都follow追Po 但係唔知邊個特朗普

Every second following and posting, but I don’t even know which Trump is which

你講嘢點解可以咁高key

How come your tone is so high when you talk?

你諗嘢點解可以低B

How come your thoughts are so low class?

你識字 我可以

You’re literate—I can

嘗試賞賜你一個字

Try giving you a word or two

嗱 啦

Here, take this,

嗱 啦

Here, take this,

你哋講夠未呀 你哋全部同我 收聲

Have you all finished talking? Shut up all of you,

你哋啲港男 淨係識講人

You Hong Kong men only know how to talk about others,

從來咩叫做禮貌

Never knew what manners are—

叫你請食飯 食得你幾銀

Want you to treat us to a meal, but you’re so stingy,

幾廿年後仲斤斤計較

After so many years, still nitpicking—

又要大男人又冇上進心

Want a big man who’s unambitious,

明明係自卑又睇唔起人

Clearly full of inferiority, looking down on others,

話我淨係Po文機不離身

Say I only post stuff, glued to my phone,

對新聞漠不關心

Completely indifferent to news,

你試吓打機嗰陣我識咗你嗰wifi你會點諗

Try playing gaming—you’ll see what I mean when I hack your WiFi,

邊個雙重標準淨係Judge人

Who’s the one with double standards, always judging others?

一講英文就會失禁

As soon as English comes up, they lose control,

學咗幾廿年英文仲yes no what

Learned English for decades, and still only yes, no, what,

I go to school by bus

I go to school by bus,

唔係我講嘢太高音

It’s not that I speak in a high pitch,

係你沉到喃嘸咁

It’s just you’re so sunk into that tone,

港男係乜 就係乜都唔得淨係識

What are Hong Kong men? Just nothing, only good at talking—

港男係乜 就係乜都唔得淨係識噏

What are Hong Kong men? Just nothing, only good at spouting nonsense—

嗱 啦

Here, take this,

嗱 啦

Here, take this,

港男邊有大志 港男邊有guts

What ambitions do Hong Kong men have? What guts?

冇搞錯你咪搞我 啲港男得個講字

Are you kidding me? Hong Kong men only know how to speak—

嗱 啦

Here, take this,

嗱 啦

Here, take this,

港男邊有大志 港男邊有guts

What ambitions do Hong Kong men have? What guts?

冇搞錯你咪搞我 啲港男得個講字

Are you kidding me? Hong Kong men only know how to talk—

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Vocabulary in this song:

Vocabulary	Meanings
港女 /ˈkʊŋnɔː/ B2	noun - Hong Kong women
男人 /nɑːnˈzin/ B1	noun - man, male adult
食飯 /siːp faan/ A2	verb+noun - to eat rice/meal
品 /pǐn/ B2	noun - quality, character, virtue
飯 /faan/ A1	noun - rice or cooked meal
埋單 /maai6 daan1/ A2	verb - pay the bill
植物人 /zik6 mat6 jan4/ C1	noun - vegetative state person, brain-dead patient
靠 /kaau3/ B2	verb - rely on, lean on
養 /joeng5/ B2	verb - to support financially, raise
植物人 /zik6 mat6 jan4/ C1	noun - vegetative state person
英文 /jɪŋwən/ A2	noun - English language
judge /dʒʌdʒ/ B2	verb/noun - to form an opinion about noun - a person who makes judgments

Grammar:

• 總之**奉旨**靠男人養 你係咪天生植物人

  ➔ Idiomatic expression: "奉旨"

  ➔ "奉旨" (fung6 zi2) implies taking something for granted, as if it's an imperial decree. Here, it suggests the woman believes it's her right to be supported by men.

• 一句說話**有幾個英文** 用又用得核突

  ➔ Quantifier + Noun + Verb + 得 + Adjective (use 得 to express result)

  ➔ The structure "有幾個英文 用又用得核突" implies that there are several English words used in a sentence and uses them in an awkward way. The "得" after the verb emphasizes the result. Use 得 to express the result of an action.

• 叫你洗衫 你話**gel咗甲怕整爛**

  ➔ Verb + 咗 + Noun + 怕 + Verb (past tense)

  ➔ The phrase "gel咗甲怕整爛" means "I had my nails done, afraid of ruining them." "咗" indicates the action has been completed, and "怕" introduces a fear or concern.

• 你講嘢點解**可以**咁高key 你諗嘢點解可以低B

  ➔ Modal verb "可以" expressing possibility or capability.

  ➔ "可以" (ho2 ji5) means "can" or "able to." In this context, it questions how someone *can* speak in such a high pitch or think so simply.

• 啲港女只愛港紙

  ➔ Subject + Verb + Object (simple declarative sentence)

  ➔ Basic sentence structure indicating that Hong Kong girls (港女) only love Hong Kong dollars (港紙). Straightforward statement with no complex grammatical features.

• 去都邊**都要**影相 一個地點影幾百張

  ➔ "都" expressing emphasis or "even"

  ➔ The use of "都要" emphasizes that *even* when going anywhere, they *must* take photos. "都" here adds extra emphasis to the necessity of taking photos.

• 你哋講夠未呀 你哋全部同我 **收聲**

  ➔ Imperative Sentence

  ➔ "收聲" (sau1 seng1) is a verb meaning "shut up" or "be quiet." The sentence is a direct command to stop talking.

• 明明係自卑又**睇唔起人**

  ➔ Verb + 唔起 + Noun (Inability to Afford (literally/figuratively) / Look down)

  ➔ "睇唔起人" (tai2 m4 hei2 jan4) translates to "look down on people". The "唔起" indicates the inability or unwillingness to have a certain feeling or action towards someone. The figurative meaning here is to look down on someone.