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- MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? 00:02

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? 00:05

WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP? 00:08

I REPEAT, WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP? 00:11

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE. 00:16

♪ Y'ALL ACT LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN A WHITE PERSON BEFORE ♪ 00:18

♪ JAWS ALL ON THE FLOOR LIKE PAM LIKE TOMMY ♪ 00:19

♪ JUST BURST IN THE DOOR 00:21

♪ AND STARTED WHOOPIN' HER ASS WORSE THAN BEFORE ♪ 00:23

♪ THEY FIRST WERE DIVORCED, THROWIN' HER OVER FURNITURE ♪ 00:24

AGH! 00:26

♪ IT'S THE RETURN OF THE, AH WAIT, NO WAY, YOU'RE KIDDING ♪ 00:27

♪ HE DIDN'T JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE DID, DID HE? ♪ 00:29

♪ AND DR. DRE SAID, NOTHING, YOU IDIOTS! ♪ 00:31

♪ DR. DRE'S DEAD, HE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT ♪ 00:34

HA HA! 00:36

♪ FEMINIST WOMEN LOVE EMINEM ♪ 00:37

♪ CHICKA, CHICKA, CHICKA, SLIM SHADY, I'M SICK OF HIM ♪ 00:38

♪ LOOK AT HIM, WALKIN' AROUND, GRABBIN' HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT ♪ 00:40

♪ FLIPPIN' THE YOU-KNOW-WHO, YEAH BUT HE'S SO CUTE THOUGH ♪ 00:43

♪ YEAH, I PROBABLY GOT A COUPLE OF SCREWS ♪ 00:45

♪ UP IN MY HEAD LOOSE ♪ 00:47

♪ BUT NO WORSE THAN WHAT'S GOIN' ON ♪ 00:48

♪ IN YOUR PARENTS' BEDROOMS ♪ 00:49

♪ SOMETIMES I WANNA GET ON TV AND JUST LET LOOSE ♪ 00:50

♪ BUT CAN'T, BUT IT'S COOL FOR TOM GREEN ♪ 00:52

♪ TO HUMP A DEAD MOOSE ♪ 00:54

♪ MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS, MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS ♪ 00:55

♪ AND IF I'M LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS ♪ 00:57

♪ AND THAT'S THE MESSAGE THAT WE DELIVER TO LITTLE KIDS ♪ 00:59

♪ AND EXPECT THEM NOT TO KNOW WHAT A WOMAN'S IS ♪ 01:01

♪ OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA KNOW WHAT INTERCOURSE IS ♪ 01:03

♪ BY THE TIME THAT THEY HIT FOURTH GRADE ♪ 01:05

♪ THEY'VE GOT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL, DON'T THEY? ♪ 01:07

♪ WE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS 01:09

♪ WELL SOME OF US, CANNIBALS. 01:10

♪ WHO PEOPLE OPEN LIKE CANTALOUPES ♪ 01:11

♪ BUT IF WE CAN HUMP DEAD ANIMALS AND ANTELOPES ♪ 01:13

♪ THEN THERE'S NO REASON ♪ 01:15

♪ THAT A MAN AND ANOTHER MAN CAN'T ELOPE ♪ 01:16

♪ BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE I FEEL, I GOT THE ANTIDOTE ♪ 01:18

♪ WOMEN, WAVE YOUR PANTYHOSE, SING THE CHORUS, AND IT GOES ♪ 01:20

♪ I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪ 01:22

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪ 01:24

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪ 01:26

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪ 01:29

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪ 01:31

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪ 01:33

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪ 01:36

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪ 01:38

♪ WILL SMITH DON'T GOTTA CUSS IN HIS RAPS TO SELL RECORDS ♪ 01:40

♪ WELL, I DO, SO (BEEP) HIM, AND (BEEP) YOU TOO! ♪ 01:43

♪ YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT A GRAMMY? ♪ 01:45

♪ HALF OF YOU CRITICS CAN'T EVEN STOMACH ME ♪ 01:47

♪ LET ALONE STAND ME ♪ 01:48

♪ BUT SLIM, WHAT IF YOU WIN, WOULDN'T IT BE WEIRD? ♪ 01:50

♪ WHY, SO YOU GUYS COULD JUST LIE TO GET ME HERE? ♪ 01:52

♪ SO YOU CAN SIT ME HERE NEXT TO BRITNEY SPEARS? ♪ 01:54

♪ CHRISTINA AGUILERA BETTER SWITCH ME CHAIRS ♪ 01:56

♪ SO I CAN SIT NEXT TO CARSON DALY AND FRED DURST ♪ 01:59

♪ AND HEAR 'EM ARGUE OVER WHO SHE GAVE TO FIRST ♪ 02:01

♪ LITTLE PUT ME ON BLAST ON MTV ♪ 02:03

♪ YEAH, HE'S CUTE, BUT I THINK HE'S MARRIED TO KIM, HEE-HEE ♪ 02:05

♪ I SHOULD DOWNLOAD HER AUDIO ON MP3 ♪ 02:08

♪ AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD HOW YOU GAVE EMINEM ♪ 02:10

- AHH! 02:12

♪I'M SICK OF YOU LITTLE GIRL AND BOY GROUPS ♪ 02:13

♪ ALL YOU DO IS ANNOY ME ♪ 02:14

♪ SO I HAVE BEEN SENT HERE TO DESTROY YOU ♪ 02:16

♪ AND THERE'S A MILLION OF US JUST LIKE ME ♪ 02:17

♪ WHO CUSS LIKE ME, WHO JUST DON'T GIVE A LIKE ME ♪ 02:19

♪ WHO DRESS LIKE ME, WALK, TALK AND ACT LIKE ME ♪ 02:22

♪ AND JUST MIGHT BE THE NEXT BEST THING, BUT NOT QUITE ME ♪ 02:24

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪ 02:27

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪ 02:28

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪ 02:31

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪ 02:33

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪ 02:36

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADY ARE JUST IMITATING ♪ 02:38

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪ 02:40

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪ 02:43

♪ I'M LIKE A HEAD TRIP TO LISTEN TO ♪ 02:45

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GIVIN' YOU ♪ 02:46

♪ THINGS YOU JOKE ABOUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSIDE ♪ 02:47

♪ YOUR LIVIN' ROOM ♪ 02:49

♪ THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I GOT THE BALLS TO SAY ♪ 02:50

♪ IT IN FRONT OF Y'ALL ♪ 02:51

♪ AND I DON'T GOTTA BE FALSE OR SUGARCOAT IT AT ALL ♪ 02:53

♪ I JUST GET ON THE MIC AND SPIT IT ♪ 02:52

♪ AND WHETHER YOU LIKE TO ADMIT IT, I JUST IT ♪ 02:56

♪ BETTER THAN 90% OF YOU RAPPERS OUT CAN ♪ 02:58

♪ THEN YOU WONDER, HOW CAN ♪ 03:00

♪ KIDS EAT UP THESE ALBUMS LIKE? ♪ 03:02

♪ IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE AT THE RATE I'M GOING, WHEN I'M 30 ♪ 03:03

♪ I'LL BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE NURSING HOME FLIRTING ♪ 03:05

♪ PINCHING NURSES ASSES WHEN I'M WITH JERGENS ♪ 03:08

♪ AND I'M JERKING, BUT THIS WHOLE BAG OF VIAGRA ISN'T ♪ 03:10

♪ WORKING ♪ 03:12

♪ AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS A SLIM SHADY LURKING ♪ 03:13

♪ HE COULD BE WORKING AT BURGER KING, SPITTIN' ON ♪ 03:15

♪ YOUR ONION RINGS ♪ 03:16

♪ OR IN THE PARKING LOT, CIRCLING, SCREAMING, I DON'T GIVE A ♪ 03:17

♪ WITH HIS WINDOWS DOWN AND HIS SYSTEM UP ♪ 03:20

♪ SO WILL THE REAL SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪ 03:22

♪ AND PUT ONE OF THOSE FINGERS ON EACH HAND UP? ♪ 03:24

♪ AND BE PROUD TO BE OUTTA YOUR MIND AND OUTTA CONTROL ♪ 03:26

♪ AND ONE MORE TIME, LOUD AS YOU CAN, HOW DOES IT GO? ♪ 03:29

♪ I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪ 03:31

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪ 03:33

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪ 03:35

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪ 03:38

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪ 03:40

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪ 03:42

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪ 03:44

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪ 03:47

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪ 03:49

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪ 03:51

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪ 03:54

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪ 03:56

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪ 03:59

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪ 04:01

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪ 04:03

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪ 04:05

HA HA, I GUESS THERE'S A SLIM SHADY IN ALL OF US 04:09

LET'S ALL STAND UP 04:16

The Real Slim Shady

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- MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?

I REPEAT, WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE.

♪ Y'ALL ACT LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN A WHITE PERSON BEFORE ♪

♪ JAWS ALL ON THE FLOOR LIKE PAM LIKE TOMMY ♪

♪ JUST BURST IN THE DOOR

♪ AND STARTED WHOOPIN' HER ASS WORSE THAN BEFORE ♪

♪ THEY FIRST WERE DIVORCED, THROWIN' HER OVER FURNITURE ♪

AGH!

♪ IT'S THE RETURN OF THE, AH WAIT, NO WAY, YOU'RE KIDDING ♪

♪ HE DIDN'T JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE DID, DID HE? ♪

♪ AND DR. DRE SAID, NOTHING, YOU IDIOTS! ♪

♪ DR. DRE'S DEAD, HE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT ♪

HA HA!

♪ FEMINIST WOMEN LOVE EMINEM ♪

♪ CHICKA, CHICKA, CHICKA, SLIM SHADY, I'M SICK OF HIM ♪

♪ LOOK AT HIM, WALKIN' AROUND, GRABBIN' HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT ♪

♪ FLIPPIN' THE YOU-KNOW-WHO, YEAH BUT HE'S SO CUTE THOUGH ♪

♪ YEAH, I PROBABLY GOT A COUPLE OF SCREWS ♪

♪ UP IN MY HEAD LOOSE ♪

♪ BUT NO WORSE THAN WHAT'S GOIN' ON ♪

♪ IN YOUR PARENTS' BEDROOMS ♪

♪ SOMETIMES I WANNA GET ON TV AND JUST LET LOOSE ♪

♪ BUT CAN'T, BUT IT'S COOL FOR TOM GREEN ♪

♪ TO HUMP A DEAD MOOSE ♪

♪ MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS, MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS ♪

♪ AND IF I'M LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS ♪

♪ AND THAT'S THE MESSAGE THAT WE DELIVER TO LITTLE KIDS ♪

♪ AND EXPECT THEM NOT TO KNOW WHAT A WOMAN'S IS ♪

♪ OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA KNOW WHAT INTERCOURSE IS ♪

♪ BY THE TIME THAT THEY HIT FOURTH GRADE ♪

♪ THEY'VE GOT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL, DON'T THEY? ♪

♪ WE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS

♪ WELL SOME OF US, CANNIBALS.

♪ WHO PEOPLE OPEN LIKE CANTALOUPES ♪

♪ BUT IF WE CAN HUMP DEAD ANIMALS AND ANTELOPES ♪

♪ THEN THERE'S NO REASON ♪

♪ THAT A MAN AND ANOTHER MAN CAN'T ELOPE ♪

♪ BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE I FEEL, I GOT THE ANTIDOTE ♪

♪ WOMEN, WAVE YOUR PANTYHOSE, SING THE CHORUS, AND IT GOES ♪

♪ I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

♪ WILL SMITH DON'T GOTTA CUSS IN HIS RAPS TO SELL RECORDS ♪

♪ WELL, I DO, SO (BEEP) HIM, AND (BEEP) YOU TOO! ♪

♪ YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT A GRAMMY? ♪

♪ HALF OF YOU CRITICS CAN'T EVEN STOMACH ME ♪

♪ LET ALONE STAND ME ♪

♪ BUT SLIM, WHAT IF YOU WIN, WOULDN'T IT BE WEIRD? ♪

♪ WHY, SO YOU GUYS COULD JUST LIE TO GET ME HERE? ♪

♪ SO YOU CAN SIT ME HERE NEXT TO BRITNEY SPEARS? ♪

♪ CHRISTINA AGUILERA BETTER SWITCH ME CHAIRS ♪

♪ SO I CAN SIT NEXT TO CARSON DALY AND FRED DURST ♪

♪ AND HEAR 'EM ARGUE OVER WHO SHE GAVE TO FIRST ♪

♪ LITTLE PUT ME ON BLAST ON MTV ♪

♪ YEAH, HE'S CUTE, BUT I THINK HE'S MARRIED TO KIM, HEE-HEE ♪

♪ I SHOULD DOWNLOAD HER AUDIO ON MP3 ♪

♪ AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD HOW YOU GAVE EMINEM ♪

- AHH!

♪I'M SICK OF YOU LITTLE GIRL AND BOY GROUPS ♪

♪ ALL YOU DO IS ANNOY ME ♪

♪ SO I HAVE BEEN SENT HERE TO DESTROY YOU ♪

♪ AND THERE'S A MILLION OF US JUST LIKE ME ♪

♪ WHO CUSS LIKE ME, WHO JUST DON'T GIVE A LIKE ME ♪

♪ WHO DRESS LIKE ME, WALK, TALK AND ACT LIKE ME ♪

♪ AND JUST MIGHT BE THE NEXT BEST THING, BUT NOT QUITE ME ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADY ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

♪ I'M LIKE A HEAD TRIP TO LISTEN TO ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GIVIN' YOU ♪

♪ THINGS YOU JOKE ABOUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSIDE ♪

♪ YOUR LIVIN' ROOM ♪

♪ THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I GOT THE BALLS TO SAY ♪

♪ IT IN FRONT OF Y'ALL ♪

♪ AND I DON'T GOTTA BE FALSE OR SUGARCOAT IT AT ALL ♪

♪ I JUST GET ON THE MIC AND SPIT IT ♪

♪ AND WHETHER YOU LIKE TO ADMIT IT, I JUST IT ♪

♪ BETTER THAN 90% OF YOU RAPPERS OUT CAN ♪

♪ THEN YOU WONDER, HOW CAN ♪

♪ KIDS EAT UP THESE ALBUMS LIKE? ♪

♪ IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE AT THE RATE I'M GOING, WHEN I'M 30 ♪

♪ I'LL BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE NURSING HOME FLIRTING ♪

♪ PINCHING NURSES ASSES WHEN I'M WITH JERGENS ♪

♪ AND I'M JERKING, BUT THIS WHOLE BAG OF VIAGRA ISN'T ♪

♪ WORKING ♪

♪ AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS A SLIM SHADY LURKING ♪

♪ HE COULD BE WORKING AT BURGER KING, SPITTIN' ON ♪

♪ YOUR ONION RINGS ♪

♪ OR IN THE PARKING LOT, CIRCLING, SCREAMING, I DON'T GIVE A ♪

♪ WITH HIS WINDOWS DOWN AND HIS SYSTEM UP ♪

♪ SO WILL THE REAL SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

♪ AND PUT ONE OF THOSE FINGERS ON EACH HAND UP? ♪

♪ AND BE PROUD TO BE OUTTA YOUR MIND AND OUTTA CONTROL ♪

♪ AND ONE MORE TIME, LOUD AS YOU CAN, HOW DOES IT GO? ♪

♪ I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

HA HA, I GUESS THERE'S A SLIM SHADY IN ALL OF US

LET'S ALL STAND UP

Vocabulary in this song:

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Vocabulary	Meanings
stand /stænd/ A1	verb - to be in or rise to an upright position, supported by one's feet.
problem /ˈprɒbləm/ A2	noun - a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome.
real /riːəl/ A2	adjective - actually existing as a thing or occurring in fact; not imagined or supposed.
sick /sɪk/ A2	adjective - affected by physical or mental illness.
cut /kʌt/ A2	adjective - fashionably attractive.
head /hed/ A1	noun - the part of the body above the neck where the eyes, nose, mouth, ears, and brain are.
loose /luːs/ B1	adjective - not firmly or tightly fixed in place; detached or able to be detached easily.
message /ˈmesɪdʒ/ B1	noun - a verbal, written, or recorded communication sent to or left for someone.
feel /fiːl/ A1	verb - be aware of (something) through touching.
imitate /ˈɪmɪteɪt/ B2	verb - take or follow as a model.
sell /sel/ A2	verb - give (something) to someone else in return for money.
lie /laɪ/ B1	verb - to speak falsely or deceptively.
destroy /dɪˈstrɔɪ/ B2	verb - put an end to the existence of (something) by damaging or attacking it.
joke /dʒəʊk/ B1	verb - make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
admit /ədˈmɪt/ B2	verb - confess to be true or to be the case.
control /kənˈtrəʊl/ B1	noun - the power to influence or direct people's behavior or the course of events.
proud /praʊd/ B1	adjective - feeling deep pleasure or satisfaction as a result of one's own achievements, qualities, or possessions or those of someone with whom one is closely associated.