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「T氏の話を信じるな」 Don't believe what Mr. T says. 00:03
ねえ知ってる? Hey, did you know? 00:03
人生って Life, you know, 00:04
舐めると甘い味がするの tastes sweet if you take a taste of it. 00:05
へえ ねえ知ってる? Oh, really? - Hey, did you know? 00:07
艱難辛苦 Hardships and struggles, 00:07
裏技使えばイージーモード you can go into easy mode if you use a cheat code. 00:08
へえ そして Oh, really? - And, 00:10
僕に課金すれば君はもっと幸せになれるよ if you pay me, you'll be happier. 00:10
へえ Oh, really? 00:13
そうなんだ〜 Is that so? 00:14
ためになるなあ That's so helpful. 00:14
T氏の話を Mr. T's story, 00:15
信じましょう let's believe it. 00:16
きらきら Sparkling 00:20
ねえ知ってる? Hey, did you know? 00:23
気持ちがいいなら If it feels good, 00:24
劇薬も飲んでいいの it's okay to drink even strong poison. 00:25
へえ ねえ知ってる? Oh, really? - Hey, did you know? 00:27
コスパがいいから It's cost-effective, so 00:27
魂を売って優勝 sell your soul and win. 00:29
へえ よしよし Oh, really? - There, there. 00:30
僕の教えに従順な君を愛してあげるよ I'll love you for being obedient to my teachings. 00:31
へえ Oh, really? 00:33
そうなんだ〜 Is that so? 00:34
好きになっちゃう I'm starting to like it. 00:35
T氏にすべてを To Mr. T, 00:36
捧げましょう let's dedicate everything. 00:36
T Is My Everything T Is My Everything 00:39
T氏の話を信じるな Don't believe what Mr. T says! 00:41
フェイクの愛に依存すんなって They say, "Don't rely on fake love!" 00:42
言わないで やだ Don't say that! No! 00:44
信じなきゃ 狂っちゃうわ If I don't believe, I'll go crazy. 00:45
T氏の話を信じるな Don't believe what Mr. T says! 00:47
狂気の沙汰にBETすんなって They say, "Don't bet on madness!" 00:49
言っても無駄さ It's useless to say that. 00:51
君の目はきらきら Your eyes are sparkling. 00:52
私はあくまで正常です I am perfectly normal. 00:54
あくまで正常です Perfectly normal. 00:56
そうそう あなたは正常です って "Yes, yes, you are normal," they say. 00:57
T氏の話を信じるな Don't believe what Mr. T says! 00:59
みんなが悪魔で異常です Everyone else is a demon and abnormal. 01:01
悪魔で異常です A demon and abnormal. 01:02
そうそう みんなが異常です って "Yes, yes, everyone else is abnormal," they say. 01:04
T氏の話を信じるな Don't believe what Mr. T says! 01:06
FAKEか? REALか? Fake? Or Real? 01:07
見分けつかん愛 Love I can't distinguish. 01:08
FAKEか? REALか? Fake? Or Real? 01:09
悩む時間ないわ I don't have time to worry. 01:10
TはTRUEのT T is the T of TRUE. 01:11
そう答えてダンシング Answering that way and dancing. 01:12
ねえ知ってる? Hey, did you know? 01:14
脳内のお花畑には枯れないように水をやるといいよ You should water the flower garden in your mind so it doesn't wither. 01:15
へえ Oh, really? 01:18
それを邪魔するあの子といたら不幸になる 縁を切るといいよ You'll be unhappy if you're with that person who interferes with it, so you should cut ties. 01:18
へえ Oh, really? 01:21
そして 僕を否定する馬鹿はこの世から消そう And, those fools who deny me, let's erase them from this world. 01:21
へえ Oh, really? 01:24
そうなんだ〜 Is that so? 01:24
それは名案 That's a great idea. 01:25
T氏の話を Mr. T's story, 01:26
信じましょう let's believe it. 01:27
T氏の言う通り As Mr. T says, 01:29
〇しましょう let's eliminate them. 01:30
STOP IT! STOP IT! 01:32
T氏の話を信じるな Don't believe what Mr. T says! 01:38
T T 01:40
T T 01:42
T T 01:43
T T 01:44
T Is My Everything T Is My Everything 01:44
T氏の話を信じるな Don't believe what Mr. T says! 01:46
真っ赤な嘘に期待すんなって They say, "Don't count on blatant lies!" 01:48
言わないで やだ Don't say that! No! 01:49
真実じゃ救われないから! Because the truth won't save me! 01:51
T氏の話を信じるな Don't believe what Mr. T says! 01:53
フェイクの愛に依存すんなって They say, "Don't rely on fake love!" 01:54
言わないで やだ Don't say that! No! 01:56
信じなきゃ 狂っちゃうわ If I don't believe, I'll go crazy. 01:58
T氏の話を信じるな Don't believe what Mr. T says! 01:59
レアな命を棒に振んなって They say, "Don't gamble away a precious life!" 02:01
言っても無駄さ It's useless to say that. 02:03
走馬灯がきらきら My life flashes before my eyes, sparkling. 02:04
私はあくまで正常です I am perfectly normal. 02:06
あくまで正常です Perfectly normal. 02:08
そうそう あなたは正常です って "Yes, yes, you are normal," they say. 02:09
T氏の話を信じるな Don't believe what Mr. T says! 02:11
みんなが悪魔で異常です Everyone else is a demon and abnormal. 02:13
悪魔で異常です A demon and abnormal. 02:15
そうそう みんなが異常です って "Yes, yes, everyone else is abnormal," they say. 02:16
T氏の話を What Mr. T said, 02:18
信じてた I believed. 02:19
騙されていたんです I was being deceived. 02:21
私は騙されていたんです I was being deceived. 02:23
T氏の話を What Mr. T said, 02:25
信じてた I believed. 02:26
幸せだったんです I was happy. 02:28
確かに幸せだったんです I was definitely happy. 02:30
T氏の話を信じるな Don't believe what Mr. T says! 02:31
いやいや No, no. 02:36
そして この歌も信じるな And don't believe this song either. 02:38

T氏の話を信じるな

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[English]
「T氏の話を信じるな」
Don't believe what Mr. T says.
ねえ知ってる?
Hey, did you know?
人生って
Life, you know,
舐めると甘い味がするの
tastes sweet if you take a taste of it.
へえ ねえ知ってる?
Oh, really? - Hey, did you know?
艱難辛苦
Hardships and struggles,
裏技使えばイージーモード
you can go into easy mode if you use a cheat code.
へえ そして
Oh, really? - And,
僕に課金すれば君はもっと幸せになれるよ
if you pay me, you'll be happier.
へえ
Oh, really?
そうなんだ〜
Is that so?
ためになるなあ
That's so helpful.
T氏の話を
Mr. T's story,
信じましょう
let's believe it.
きらきら
Sparkling
ねえ知ってる?
Hey, did you know?
気持ちがいいなら
If it feels good,
劇薬も飲んでいいの
it's okay to drink even strong poison.
へえ ねえ知ってる?
Oh, really? - Hey, did you know?
コスパがいいから
It's cost-effective, so
魂を売って優勝
sell your soul and win.
へえ よしよし
Oh, really? - There, there.
僕の教えに従順な君を愛してあげるよ
I'll love you for being obedient to my teachings.
へえ
Oh, really?
そうなんだ〜
Is that so?
好きになっちゃう
I'm starting to like it.
T氏にすべてを
To Mr. T,
捧げましょう
let's dedicate everything.
T Is My Everything
T Is My Everything
T氏の話を信じるな
Don't believe what Mr. T says!
フェイクの愛に依存すんなって
They say, "Don't rely on fake love!"
言わないで やだ
Don't say that! No!
信じなきゃ 狂っちゃうわ
If I don't believe, I'll go crazy.
T氏の話を信じるな
Don't believe what Mr. T says!
狂気の沙汰にBETすんなって
They say, "Don't bet on madness!"
言っても無駄さ
It's useless to say that.
君の目はきらきら
Your eyes are sparkling.
私はあくまで正常です
I am perfectly normal.
あくまで正常です
Perfectly normal.
そうそう あなたは正常です って
"Yes, yes, you are normal," they say.
T氏の話を信じるな
Don't believe what Mr. T says!
みんなが悪魔で異常です
Everyone else is a demon and abnormal.
悪魔で異常です
A demon and abnormal.
そうそう みんなが異常です って
"Yes, yes, everyone else is abnormal," they say.
T氏の話を信じるな
Don't believe what Mr. T says!
FAKEか? REALか?
Fake? Or Real?
見分けつかん愛
Love I can't distinguish.
FAKEか? REALか?
Fake? Or Real?
悩む時間ないわ
I don't have time to worry.
TはTRUEのT
T is the T of TRUE.
そう答えてダンシング
Answering that way and dancing.
ねえ知ってる?
Hey, did you know?
脳内のお花畑には枯れないように水をやるといいよ
You should water the flower garden in your mind so it doesn't wither.
へえ
Oh, really?
それを邪魔するあの子といたら不幸になる 縁を切るといいよ
You'll be unhappy if you're with that person who interferes with it, so you should cut ties.
へえ
Oh, really?
そして 僕を否定する馬鹿はこの世から消そう
And, those fools who deny me, let's erase them from this world.
へえ
Oh, really?
そうなんだ〜
Is that so?
それは名案
That's a great idea.
T氏の話を
Mr. T's story,
信じましょう
let's believe it.
T氏の言う通り
As Mr. T says,
〇しましょう
let's eliminate them.
STOP IT!
STOP IT!
T氏の話を信じるな
Don't believe what Mr. T says!
T
T
T
T
T
T
T
T
T Is My Everything
T Is My Everything
T氏の話を信じるな
Don't believe what Mr. T says!
真っ赤な嘘に期待すんなって
They say, "Don't count on blatant lies!"
言わないで やだ
Don't say that! No!
真実じゃ救われないから!
Because the truth won't save me!
T氏の話を信じるな
Don't believe what Mr. T says!
フェイクの愛に依存すんなって
They say, "Don't rely on fake love!"
言わないで やだ
Don't say that! No!
信じなきゃ 狂っちゃうわ
If I don't believe, I'll go crazy.
T氏の話を信じるな
Don't believe what Mr. T says!
レアな命を棒に振んなって
They say, "Don't gamble away a precious life!"
言っても無駄さ
It's useless to say that.
走馬灯がきらきら
My life flashes before my eyes, sparkling.
私はあくまで正常です
I am perfectly normal.
あくまで正常です
Perfectly normal.
そうそう あなたは正常です って
"Yes, yes, you are normal," they say.
T氏の話を信じるな
Don't believe what Mr. T says!
みんなが悪魔で異常です
Everyone else is a demon and abnormal.
悪魔で異常です
A demon and abnormal.
そうそう みんなが異常です って
"Yes, yes, everyone else is abnormal," they say.
T氏の話を
What Mr. T said,
信じてた
I believed.
騙されていたんです
I was being deceived.
私は騙されていたんです
I was being deceived.
T氏の話を
What Mr. T said,
信じてた
I believed.
幸せだったんです
I was happy.
確かに幸せだったんです
I was definitely happy.
T氏の話を信じるな
Don't believe what Mr. T says!
いやいや
No, no.
そして この歌も信じるな
And don't believe this song either.

Vocabulary in this song

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Grammar:

  • 人生って舐めると甘い味がするの

    ➔ Colloquial topic marker "って" and explanatory particle "の"

    ➔ The particle "って" (contracted from と言うのは/というのは) is used informally to introduce a topic or express something heard/thought. The particle "の" at the end of a sentence adds an explanatory or questioning nuance, often making the sentence softer or seeking confirmation. Here, "人生って" introduces "life" as the topic, and "するの" makes the statement explanatory.

  • 裏技使えばイージーモード

    ➔ "~ば" (conditional form)

    ➔ The "~ば" form is one of the conditional forms in Japanese, often used for general conditions, habitual actions, or when the result naturally follows the condition. It connects a verb or adjective to a subsequent clause. Here, "使えば" means "if you use".

  • 気持ちがいいなら劇薬も飲んでいいの

    ➔ "~ていい" (permission 'may/can')

    ➔ The construction "V-て form + いい" expresses permission or that something is acceptable. "飲んでいい" means "you may drink" or "it's okay to drink".

  • 僕の教えに従順な君を愛してあげるよ

    ➔ "~てあげる" (benefactive verb, doing something for someone)

    ➔ The construction "V-て form + あげる" indicates that the speaker (or the subject) performs an action for the benefit of another person. Here, "愛してあげる" means "I will love you (for your benefit/as a favor)".

  • 好きになっちゃう

    ➔ "~ちゃう" (contraction of "~てしまう" - completion/unintentional action)

    "~ちゃう" is a colloquial contraction of "~てしまう". It expresses an action that is completed, often with a nuance of regret, trouble, or an unintentional outcome. Here, "好きになっちゃう" means "I'll end up liking (you)" or "I can't help but like (you)".

  • 依存すんなって

    ➔ "~な" (negative imperative) and "~って" (colloquial quotative particle)

    ➔ The plain form of a verb followed by "~な" creates a strong negative imperative, meaning "Don't do X". The particle "~って" (a colloquial form of "と言う") is used to quote or report what someone says, or what is generally said/thought. Here, "すんなって" means "(they say) don't do it / don't be dependent".

  • 言っても無駄さ

    ➔ "~ても" (concessive conditional 'even if/even though')

    ➔ The "V-て form + も" construction expresses a concessive conditional, meaning "even if X happens, Y will still be the case" or "even though X, Y". Here, "言っても" means "even if I/you say (it)".

  • T氏の言う通り〇しましょう

    ➔ "~通り" (suffix meaning "as/according to")

    ➔ The suffix "~通り" is attached to a noun or the plain form of a verb to mean "as X" or "according to X". It indicates that an action or state is exactly as described by X. Here, "言う通り" means "as (T-san) says".

  • 騙されていたんです

    ➔ Passive verb + "~ていた" (state/ongoing action in the past) + "~んです" (explanatory particle)

    ➔ This complex construction combines several grammar points: "騙される" (damasareru) is the passive form of "騙す" (damasu - to trick); "騙されていた" (damasareteita) uses "~ていた" to indicate a continuous state or action in the past ("was being tricked" or "had been tricked"); and "~んです" (n desu) is an explanatory particle, providing background or reason. Thus, "騙されていたんです" means "It's that I was being tricked" or "The truth is, I had been tricked".

  • 枯れないように水をやるといいよ

    ➔ "~ように" (purpose/in order to)

    ➔ The "~ように" construction expresses purpose or a desired outcome. When combined with a negative verb (like "枯れない" - not to wither), it means "in order not to..." or "so that X doesn't happen". Here, "枯れないように" means "in order not to wither" or "so that they don't wither".