We're Back! – English Lyrics

• By: The Lonely Island
• Album: TURTLENECK & CHAIN

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Aye yo, new Lonely Island

2011

Let's get 'em Kiv!

Aye yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow

My girlie lookin at me like "You for real dude?"

Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell 'em Andy!

I think there might be something wrong with my dick

it's like a melted stick of butter so soft that it can't fill a rubber.

Aye yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin on us, I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself! Whoo!

Aye yo I think I broke my dick in the sink

it's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin rugby.

HOLD UP HOLD UP, this is serious, Kiv let 'em know!

Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick.

Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit.

HAHA yeah that's what I'm talkin 'bout! Andy show 'em how it's done!

My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.

LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT 'EM AGAIN!

Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp

I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick.

We make too much money for this shit, murder music!

I shit the bed cause my dick played a prank on my butt

HIT EM! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up..

SUPPOSITORY MUSIC! WHATCHY'ALL KNOW ABOUT INCONTINENCE?!

I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, JEAH!

It wasn't from the sex it was a blood transfusion!

WHAT?! MOTHERFUCKER GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y'ALL GOT?

I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck

got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts

WHOO! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT! THIS IS THAT GARFIELD SEX MUSIC! NOW YA'LL JUST SHOWIN OFF! PREACH!

I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump

every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch

OH!! NOW THAT JUST SOUNDS NICE!

IMA CALL IT RIGHT THERE, GAME OVER MOTHERFUCKERS!

LONELY ISLAND, WE STARTED THIS FAKE RAP SHIT! THE WORLD NEEDS US!

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
dick /dɪk/ B1	noun - penis
work /wɜːrk/ A1	verb - to be successful or effective
girl /ɡɜːrl/ A1	noun - a female child or young woman
harder /ˈhɑːrdər/ B1	adjective - requiring or capable of great effort or exertion
butter /ˈbʌtər/ A1	noun - a solid yellow or white food made from milk fat
people /ˈpiːpl/ A1	noun - human beings in general or considered collectively
run /rʌn/ A1	verb - to move quickly on foot
small /smɔːl/ A1	adjective - little in size or amount
ugly /ˈʌɡli/ A2	adjective - unpleasant or repulsive, especially in appearance
shit /ʃɪt/ B1	noun - feces noun - something of poor quality or value
fat /fæt/ A2	noun - a natural oily or greasy substance occurring in animal bodies, especially when deposited as a layer under the skin or around certain organs
balls /bɔːlz/ B1	noun - testicles
money /ˈmʌni/ A1	noun - a current medium of exchange in the form of coins and banknotes; collectively
music /ˈmjuːzɪk/ A1	noun - vocal or instrumental sounds (or both) combined in such a way as to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion.
prank /præŋk/ B1	noun - a practical joke or mischievous act.
friend /frend/ A1	noun - a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.
game /ɡeɪm/ A1	noun - an activity that one engages in for amusement or fun
world /wɜːrld/ A1	noun - the earth and all of its countries and people

Key Grammar Structures

• that shit is soft as a pillow

  ➔ Simile

  ➔ Uses "as" to directly compare two things (softness of object to pillow)

• so soft that it can't fill a rubber

  ➔ Result Clause

  ➔ "so + adjective + that" shows extreme quality leading to specific outcome

• like it was playin rugby

  ➔ Subjunctive Comparison

  ➔ "like" introduces hypothetical scenario (rugby injury) using past continuous

• Every time I take a piss

  ➔ Temporal Clause

  ➔ "Every time" introduces habitual action with present simple tense

• I suffer from stinky dick

  ➔ Present Simple for Conditions

  ➔ Present simple describes ongoing medical/physiological condition

• it wasn't from the sex

  ➔ Past Simple Passive

  ➔ Passive voice (wasn't + past participle) emphasizes cause rather than actor

• where cartoons fuck

  ➔ Relative Clause

  ➔ "where" introduces defining clause modifying "fan fiction"

• I got a friend named Reggie

  ➔ Past Participle Modifier

  ➔ "named" (past participle) functions as adjective describing "Reggie"