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(intense hiphop music) 00:01
♪ As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain ♪ 00:12
♪ I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain ♪ 00:15
♪ But that's just perfect for an Amish like me ♪ 00:18
♪ You know, I shun fancy things like electricity ♪ 00:21
♪ At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows ♪ 00:24
♪ Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool ♪ 00:27
♪ And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that ♪ 00:30
♪ Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone ♪ 00:33
♪ I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline ♪ 00:36
♪ Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin ♪ 00:39
♪ But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine ♪ 00:41
♪ Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 ♪ 00:45
♪ We been spending most our lives ♪ 00:48
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪ 00:50
♪ I churned butter once or twice ♪ 00:54
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪ 00:56
♪ It's hard work and sacrifice ♪ 01:00
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪ 01:02
♪ We sell quilts at discount price ♪ 01:06
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪ 01:08
♪ A local boy kicked me in the butt last week ♪ 01:11
♪ I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek ♪ 01:14
♪ I really don't care, in fact I wish him well ♪ 01:17
♪ 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off ♪ 01:19
♪ When he's burning in hell ♪ 01:21
♪ But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it ♪ 01:22
♪ An Amish with a 'tude ♪ 01:26
♪ You know that's unheard of ♪ 01:27
♪ I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat ♪ 01:29
♪ And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool ♪ 01:31
♪ If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears ♪ 01:35
♪ We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years ♪ 01:37
♪ But we ain't really quaint ♪ 01:40
♪ So please don't point and stare ♪ 01:42
♪ We're just technologically impaired ♪ 01:43
♪ There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar ♪ 01:46
♪ Not a single luxury ♪ 01:49
♪ Like Robinson Crusoe ♪ 01:52
♪ It's as primitive as can be ♪ 01:55
♪ We been spending most our lives ♪ 01:58
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪ 02:00
♪ We're just plain and simple guys ♪ 02:04
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪ 02:06
♪ There's no time for sin and vice ♪ 02:10
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪ 02:12
♪ We don't fight, we all play nice ♪ 02:16
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪ 02:18
♪ Hitching up the buggy, churning lots of butter ♪ 02:21
♪ Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another ♪ 02:24
♪ Think you're really righteous ♪ 02:27
♪ Think you're pure in heart ♪ 02:29
♪ Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art ♪ 02:30
♪ I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like ♪ 02:33
♪ On my knees day and night ♪ 02:36
♪ Scoring points for the afterlife ♪ 02:37
♪ So don't be vain and don't be whiny ♪ 02:39
♪ Or else, my brother ♪ 02:41
♪ I might have to get medieval on your heinie ♪ 02:42
♪ We been spending most our lives ♪ 02:45
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪ 02:47
♪ We're all crazy Mennonites ♪ 02:51
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪ 02:53
♪ There's no cops or traffic lights ♪ 02:57
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪ 02:59
♪ But you'd probably think it bites ♪ 03:02
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪ 03:05
♪ Oh ♪ 03:08
♪ Oh ♪ 03:14
(singers groaning) 03:18

Amish Paradise – English Lyrics

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[English]

(intense hiphop music)

♪ As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain ♪

♪ I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain ♪

♪ But that's just perfect for an Amish like me ♪

♪ You know, I shun fancy things like electricity ♪

♪ At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows ♪

♪ Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool ♪

♪ And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that ♪

♪ Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone ♪

♪ I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline ♪

♪ Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin ♪

♪ But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine ♪

♪ Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 ♪

♪ We been spending most our lives ♪

♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪

♪ I churned butter once or twice ♪

♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪

♪ It's hard work and sacrifice ♪

♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪

♪ We sell quilts at discount price ♪

♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪

♪ A local boy kicked me in the butt last week ♪

♪ I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek ♪

♪ I really don't care, in fact I wish him well ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off ♪

♪ When he's burning in hell ♪

♪ But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it ♪

♪ An Amish with a 'tude ♪

♪ You know that's unheard of ♪

♪ I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat ♪

♪ And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool ♪

♪ If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears ♪

♪ We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years ♪

♪ But we ain't really quaint ♪

♪ So please don't point and stare ♪

♪ We're just technologically impaired ♪

♪ There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar ♪

♪ Not a single luxury ♪

♪ Like Robinson Crusoe ♪

♪ It's as primitive as can be ♪

♪ We been spending most our lives ♪

♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪

♪ We're just plain and simple guys ♪

♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪

♪ There's no time for sin and vice ♪

♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪

♪ We don't fight, we all play nice ♪

♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪

♪ Hitching up the buggy, churning lots of butter ♪

♪ Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another ♪

♪ Think you're really righteous ♪

♪ Think you're pure in heart ♪

♪ Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art ♪

♪ I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like ♪

♪ On my knees day and night ♪

♪ Scoring points for the afterlife ♪

♪ So don't be vain and don't be whiny ♪

♪ Or else, my brother ♪

♪ I might have to get medieval on your heinie ♪

♪ We been spending most our lives ♪

♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪

♪ We're all crazy Mennonites ♪

♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪

♪ There's no cops or traffic lights ♪

♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪

♪ But you'd probably think it bites ♪

♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

(singers groaning)

Key Vocabulary

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Vocabulary Meanings

harvest

/ˈhɑːrvɪst/

B1
  • noun
  • - the process of gathering crops
  • verb
  • - to gather crops

grain

/ɡreɪn/

A2
  • noun
  • - the seeds of cereal plants used for food

fancy

/ˈfænsi/

B2
  • adjective
  • - elaborate, decorative, or expensive

electricity

/ɪˌlekˈtrɪsəti/

B2
  • noun
  • - a form of energy resulting from the existence of charged particles

milking

/ˈmɪlkɪŋ/

B1
  • verb
  • - to draw milk from the udder of a cow

plow

/plaʊ/

B2
  • noun
  • - a tool used for turning over soil
  • verb
  • - to turn over soil with a plow

mind

/maɪnd/

B1
  • noun
  • - the part of a person that thinks, feels, and perceives

discipline

/ˈdɪsəplɪn/

B2
  • noun
  • - training to improve self-control or obedience

beard

/bɪərd/

A2
  • noun
  • - hair growing on the chin and cheeks of a man

chin

/tʃɪn/

A1
  • noun
  • - the protruding part of the face below the mouth

party

/ˈpɑːrti/

A2
  • noun
  • - a social gathering for celebration

sacrifice

/ˈsækrɪfaɪs/

B2
  • noun
  • - the act of giving up something for a higher purpose

quilt

/kwɪlt/

B2
  • noun
  • - a thick bed covering made of padding and fabric

kicked

/kɪkt/

A2
  • verb
  • - to strike with the foot

cheek

/tʃiːk/

A1
  • noun
  • - the soft part of the face below the eye

Key Grammar Structures

  • I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

    ➔ Present perfect continuous tense

    ➔ Used to describe an action that started in the past and is still ongoing or has recently stopped.

  • Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

    ➔ Simile with 'like'

    ➔ Uses 'like' to compare the party to a specific time in history, indicating a festive or exaggerated celebration.

  • We haven’t even paid the phone bill in 300 years

    ➔ Present perfect tense

    ➔ Expresses an action that started in the past and continues to the present, emphasizing the duration or result.

  • We haven’t fought, we all play nice

    ➔ Present perfect tense and simple present tense

    ➔ Uses present perfect to indicate a behavior not occurred up to now, and simple present to describe habitual actions.

  • Think you're really righteous / Think you're pure in heart

    ➔ Second person singular present tense with modal 'think'

    ➔ Expresses the opinion or belief of the subject about themselves using 'think' in the present tense.

  • Cause I’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in hell

    ➔ Future simple tense with 'will' and present participle

    ➔ Uses 'will' to describe a future intention or expectation, with a present participle indicating ongoing action.