Amish Paradise – English Lyrics
Lyrics & Translation
[English]
(intense hiphop music)
♪ As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain ♪
♪ I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain ♪
♪ But that's just perfect for an Amish like me ♪
♪ You know, I shun fancy things like electricity ♪
♪ At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows ♪
♪ Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool ♪
♪ And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that ♪
♪ Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone ♪
♪ I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline ♪
♪ Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin ♪
♪ But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine ♪
♪ Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 ♪
♪ We been spending most our lives ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ I churned butter once or twice ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ It's hard work and sacrifice ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ We sell quilts at discount price ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ A local boy kicked me in the butt last week ♪
♪ I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek ♪
♪ I really don't care, in fact I wish him well ♪
♪ 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off ♪
♪ When he's burning in hell ♪
♪ But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it ♪
♪ An Amish with a 'tude ♪
♪ You know that's unheard of ♪
♪ I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat ♪
♪ And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool ♪
♪ If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears ♪
♪ We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years ♪
♪ But we ain't really quaint ♪
♪ So please don't point and stare ♪
♪ We're just technologically impaired ♪
♪ There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar ♪
♪ Not a single luxury ♪
♪ Like Robinson Crusoe ♪
♪ It's as primitive as can be ♪
♪ We been spending most our lives ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ We're just plain and simple guys ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ There's no time for sin and vice ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ We don't fight, we all play nice ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ Hitching up the buggy, churning lots of butter ♪
♪ Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another ♪
♪ Think you're really righteous ♪
♪ Think you're pure in heart ♪
♪ Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art ♪
♪ I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like ♪
♪ On my knees day and night ♪
♪ Scoring points for the afterlife ♪
♪ So don't be vain and don't be whiny ♪
♪ Or else, my brother ♪
♪ I might have to get medieval on your heinie ♪
♪ We been spending most our lives ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ We're all crazy Mennonites ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ There's no cops or traffic lights ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ But you'd probably think it bites ♪
♪ Living in an Amish paradise ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Oh ♪
(singers groaning)
Key Vocabulary
Vocabulary | Meanings |
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harvest /ˈhɑːrvɪst/ B1 |
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grain /ɡreɪn/ A2 |
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fancy /ˈfænsi/ B2 |
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electricity /ɪˌlekˈtrɪsəti/ B2 |
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milking /ˈmɪlkɪŋ/ B1 |
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plow /plaʊ/ B2 |
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mind /maɪnd/ B1 |
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discipline /ˈdɪsəplɪn/ B2 |
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beard /bɪərd/ A2 |
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chin /tʃɪn/ A1 |
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party /ˈpɑːrti/ A2 |
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sacrifice /ˈsækrɪfaɪs/ B2 |
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quilt /kwɪlt/ B2 |
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kicked /kɪkt/ A2 |
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cheek /tʃiːk/ A1 |
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Key Grammar Structures
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I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
➔ Present perfect continuous tense
➔ Used to describe an action that started in the past and is still ongoing or has recently stopped.
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Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
➔ Simile with 'like'
➔ Uses 'like' to compare the party to a specific time in history, indicating a festive or exaggerated celebration.
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We haven’t even paid the phone bill in 300 years
➔ Present perfect tense
➔ Expresses an action that started in the past and continues to the present, emphasizing the duration or result.
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We haven’t fought, we all play nice
➔ Present perfect tense and simple present tense
➔ Uses present perfect to indicate a behavior not occurred up to now, and simple present to describe habitual actions.
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Think you're really righteous / Think you're pure in heart
➔ Second person singular present tense with modal 'think'
➔ Expresses the opinion or belief of the subject about themselves using 'think' in the present tense.
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Cause I’ll be laughing my head off when he’s burning in hell
➔ Future simple tense with 'will' and present participle
➔ Uses 'will' to describe a future intention or expectation, with a present participle indicating ongoing action.