The Real Slim Shady

• By: Eminem

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- MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

请大家注意一下？

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

请大家注意一下？

WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?

真正的Slim Shady，请站起来好吗？

I REPEAT, WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?

我再说一遍，真正的Slim Shady，请站起来好吗？

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE.

我们这儿要出问题了。

♪ Y'ALL ACT LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN A WHITE PERSON BEFORE ♪

你们这些家伙，好像从来没见过白人似的。

♪ JAWS ALL ON THE FLOOR LIKE PAM LIKE TOMMY ♪

下巴都掉到地上了，像帕姆，像汤米。

♪ JUST BURST IN THE DOOR

直接破门而入。

♪ AND STARTED WHOOPIN' HER ASS WORSE THAN BEFORE ♪

然后开始揍她的屁股，比以前更狠。

♪ THEY FIRST WERE DIVORCED, THROWIN' HER OVER FURNITURE ♪

他们先是离了婚，把她扔到家具上。

AGH!

啊！

♪ IT'S THE RETURN OF THE, AH WAIT, NO WAY, YOU'RE KIDDING ♪

这是...啊，等等，不会吧，你在开玩笑吧？归来！

♪ HE DIDN'T JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE DID, DID HE? ♪

他刚才是不是说了我不相信他会说的话？

♪ AND DR. DRE SAID, NOTHING, YOU IDIOTS! ♪

然后德瑞博士说，什么都没说，你们这些白痴！

♪ DR. DRE'S DEAD, HE'S LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT ♪

德瑞博士死了，他被锁在我地下室里。

HA HA!

哈哈！

♪ FEMINIST WOMEN LOVE EMINEM ♪

女权主义者们都爱埃米纳姆。

♪ CHICKA, CHICKA, CHICKA, SLIM SHADY, I'M SICK OF HIM ♪

奇卡，奇卡，奇卡，Slim Shady，我真受够他了。

♪ LOOK AT HIM, WALKIN' AROUND, GRABBIN' HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT ♪

看看他，到处溜达，抓着他的...你知道的。

♪ FLIPPIN' THE YOU-KNOW-WHO, YEAH BUT HE'S SO CUTE THOUGH ♪

竖中指，没错，但他还是很可爱。

♪ YEAH, I PROBABLY GOT A COUPLE OF SCREWS ♪

没错，我可能脑子里少了几个螺丝。

♪ UP IN MY HEAD LOOSE ♪

脑袋里松了。

♪ BUT NO WORSE THAN WHAT'S GOIN' ON ♪

但肯定没你爸妈卧室里发生的事糟糕。

♪ IN YOUR PARENTS' BEDROOMS ♪

你父母的卧室里。

♪ SOMETIMES I WANNA GET ON TV AND JUST LET LOOSE ♪

有时候我想上电视，然后彻底放开。

♪ BUT CAN'T, BUT IT'S COOL FOR TOM GREEN ♪

但不行，但汤姆·格林就能胡闹。

♪ TO HUMP A DEAD MOOSE ♪

可以和死驼鹿嘿嘿嘿。

♪ MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS, MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS ♪

我的屁股在你嘴唇上，我的屁股在你嘴唇上。

♪ AND IF I'M LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS ♪

如果我幸运的话，你可能还会亲一口。

♪ AND THAT'S THE MESSAGE THAT WE DELIVER TO LITTLE KIDS ♪

这就是我们传递给孩子的信息。

♪ AND EXPECT THEM NOT TO KNOW WHAT A WOMAN'S IS ♪

还指望他们不知道女性的...是什么。

♪ OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA KNOW WHAT INTERCOURSE IS ♪

当然他们会知道性是什么。

♪ BY THE TIME THAT THEY HIT FOURTH GRADE ♪

等到他们上四年级的时候。

♪ THEY'VE GOT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL, DON'T THEY? ♪

他们有探索频道，不是吗？

♪ WE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS

我们不过是哺乳动物。

♪ WELL SOME OF US, CANNIBALS.

好吧，我们中的一些人，是食人族。

♪ WHO PEOPLE OPEN LIKE CANTALOUPES ♪

把人像哈密瓜一样剖开。

♪ BUT IF WE CAN HUMP DEAD ANIMALS AND ANTELOPES ♪

但如果我们能和死动物和羚羊嘿嘿嘿。

♪ THEN THERE'S NO REASON ♪

那就没有理由。

♪ THAT A MAN AND ANOTHER MAN CAN'T ELOPE ♪

男人和男人不能私奔。

♪ BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE I FEEL, I GOT THE ANTIDOTE ♪

但如果你有和我一样的感觉，我有解药。

♪ WOMEN, WAVE YOUR PANTYHOSE, SING THE CHORUS, AND IT GOES ♪

女士们，挥舞你们的连裤袜，唱起副歌，就像这样。

♪ I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

我是Slim Shady，没错，我是真正的Slim Shady。

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿。

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来好吗？

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

请站起来，请站起来？

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

因为我是Slim Shady，没错，我是真正的Slim Shady。

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿。

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来好吗？

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

请站起来，请站起来？

♪ WILL SMITH DON'T GOTTA CUSS IN HIS RAPS TO SELL RECORDS ♪

威尔·史密斯不用在说唱里骂人也能卖唱片。

♪ WELL, I DO, SO (BEEP) HIM, AND (BEEP) YOU TOO! ♪

但我需要，所以哔——他，也哔——你！

♪ YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT A GRAMMY? ♪

你以为我在乎格莱美奖吗？

♪ HALF OF YOU CRITICS CAN'T EVEN STOMACH ME ♪

你们这些评论家有一半连我都忍受不了。

♪ LET ALONE STAND ME ♪

更别说支持我了。

♪ BUT SLIM, WHAT IF YOU WIN, WOULDN'T IT BE WEIRD? ♪

但Slim，如果你赢了，那岂不是很奇怪？

♪ WHY, SO YOU GUYS COULD JUST LIE TO GET ME HERE? ♪

为什么，这样你们就能骗我来这里？

♪ SO YOU CAN SIT ME HERE NEXT TO BRITNEY SPEARS? ♪

然后让我就坐在布兰妮·斯皮尔斯旁边？

♪ CHRISTINA AGUILERA BETTER SWITCH ME CHAIRS ♪

克里斯蒂娜·阿奎莱拉最好跟我换个座位。

♪ SO I CAN SIT NEXT TO CARSON DALY AND FRED DURST ♪

这样我就可以坐在卡森·戴利和弗雷德·德斯特旁边。

♪ AND HEAR 'EM ARGUE OVER WHO SHE GAVE TO FIRST ♪

听他们争论她先和谁上了床。

♪ LITTLE PUT ME ON BLAST ON MTV ♪

莉尔把我放在MTV上曝光。

♪ YEAH, HE'S CUTE, BUT I THINK HE'S MARRIED TO KIM, HEE-HEE ♪

是啊，他很可爱，但我想他已经和金结婚了，嘻嘻。

♪ I SHOULD DOWNLOAD HER AUDIO ON MP3 ♪

我应该把她的音频下载成MP3。

♪ AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD HOW YOU GAVE EMINEM ♪

然后向全世界展示你是如何给埃米纳姆...

- AHH!

-啊！

♪I'M SICK OF YOU LITTLE GIRL AND BOY GROUPS ♪

我受够了你们这些少男少女组合。

♪ ALL YOU DO IS ANNOY ME ♪

你们只会烦我。

♪ SO I HAVE BEEN SENT HERE TO DESTROY YOU ♪

所以我被派来毁灭你们。

♪ AND THERE'S A MILLION OF US JUST LIKE ME ♪

而且有成千上万个像我一样的人。

♪ WHO CUSS LIKE ME, WHO JUST DON'T GIVE A LIKE ME ♪

像我一样骂人，像我一样不在乎。

♪ WHO DRESS LIKE ME, WALK, TALK AND ACT LIKE ME ♪

像我一样穿着，走路，说话，行为举止都像我。

♪ AND JUST MIGHT BE THE NEXT BEST THING, BUT NOT QUITE ME ♪

可能成为下一个最棒的，但永远比不上我。

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

因为我是Slim Shady，没错，我是真正的Slim Shady。

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿。

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来好吗？

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

请站起来，请站起来？

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

因为我是Slim Shady，没错，我是真正的Slim Shady。

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADY ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿。

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来好吗？

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

请站起来，请站起来？

♪ I'M LIKE A HEAD TRIP TO LISTEN TO ♪

听我的歌就像是嗑药一样。

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GIVIN' YOU ♪

因为我只是在给你。

♪ THINGS YOU JOKE ABOUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSIDE ♪

你在客厅里和朋友们开玩笑的事情。

♪ YOUR LIVIN' ROOM ♪

你的客厅里。

♪ THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I GOT THE BALLS TO SAY ♪

唯一的区别是我有胆量说出来。

♪ IT IN FRONT OF Y'ALL ♪

当着你们所有人的面。

♪ AND I DON'T GOTTA BE FALSE OR SUGARCOAT IT AT ALL ♪

我根本不需要虚伪或美化。

♪ I JUST GET ON THE MIC AND SPIT IT ♪

我只是拿起麦克风，然后吐出来。

♪ AND WHETHER YOU LIKE TO ADMIT IT, I JUST IT ♪

不管你是否愿意承认，我就是最棒的。

♪ BETTER THAN 90% OF YOU RAPPERS OUT CAN ♪

比你们90%的说唱歌手都强。

♪ THEN YOU WONDER, HOW CAN ♪

然后你想知道，为什么。

♪ KIDS EAT UP THESE ALBUMS LIKE? ♪

孩子们会如此喜欢我的专辑？

♪ IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE AT THE RATE I'M GOING, WHEN I'M 30 ♪

这很搞笑，因为按照我这个速度，当我30岁的时候。

♪ I'LL BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE NURSING HOME FLIRTING ♪

我将是养老院里唯一一个调情的人。

♪ PINCHING NURSES ASSES WHEN I'M WITH JERGENS ♪

涂着优洁润的时候捏护士的屁股。

♪ AND I'M JERKING, BUT THIS WHOLE BAG OF VIAGRA ISN'T ♪

我在撸管，但这整包伟哥都没有...

♪ WORKING ♪

...用。

♪ AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS A SLIM SHADY LURKING ♪

而且每个人心里都潜藏着一个Slim Shady。

♪ HE COULD BE WORKING AT BURGER KING, SPITTIN' ON ♪

他可能在汉堡王工作，往你的...

♪ YOUR ONION RINGS ♪

...洋葱圈上吐口水。

♪ OR IN THE PARKING LOT, CIRCLING, SCREAMING, I DON'T GIVE A ♪

或者在停车场里转圈，尖叫着，我他妈的才不在乎。

♪ WITH HIS WINDOWS DOWN AND HIS SYSTEM UP ♪

摇下车窗，然后把音响开到最大。

♪ SO WILL THE REAL SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

所以真正的Slim Shady，请站起来好吗？

♪ AND PUT ONE OF THOSE FINGERS ON EACH HAND UP? ♪

然后举起你们的两只手，各竖起一根手指？

♪ AND BE PROUD TO BE OUTTA YOUR MIND AND OUTTA CONTROL ♪

并且为自己的疯狂和失控感到自豪。

♪ AND ONE MORE TIME, LOUD AS YOU CAN, HOW DOES IT GO? ♪

再说一遍，用你最大的声音，应该怎么说？

♪ I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

我是Slim Shady，没错，我是真正的Slim Shady。

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿。

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来好吗？

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

请站起来，请站起来？

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

因为我是Slim Shady，没错，我是真正的Slim Shady。

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿。

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来好吗？

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

请站起来，请站起来？

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

因为我是Slim Shady，没错，我是真正的Slim Shady。

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿。

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来好吗？

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

请站起来，请站起来？

♪ 'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ♪

因为我是Slim Shady，没错，我是真正的Slim Shady。

♪ ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMITATING ♪

你们其他的Slim Shady都是在模仿。

♪ SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP ♪

所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来好吗？

♪ PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP? ♪

请站起来，请站起来？

HA HA, I GUESS THERE'S A SLIM SHADY IN ALL OF US

哈哈，我想我们每个人心里都住着一个Slim Shady。

LET'S ALL STAND UP

让我们都站起来吧。

Từ vựng có trong bài hát này:

Từ vựng	Nghĩa
stand /stænd/ A1	verb - 站立
problem /ˈprɒbləm/ A2	noun - 问题
real /riːəl/ A2	adjective - 真实的
sick /sɪk/ A2	adjective - 生病的
cut /kʌt/ A2	adjective - 可爱的
head /hed/ A1	noun - 头
loose /luːs/ B1	adjective - 松的
message /ˈmesɪdʒ/ B1	noun - 信息
feel /fiːl/ A1	verb - 感觉
imitate /ˈɪmɪteɪt/ B2	verb - 模仿
sell /sel/ A2	verb - 卖
lie /laɪ/ B1	verb - 说谎
destroy /dɪˈstrɔɪ/ B2	verb - 摧毁
joke /dʒəʊk/ B1	verb - 开玩笑
admit /ədˈmɪt/ B2	verb - 承认
control /kənˈtrəʊl/ B1	noun - 控制
proud /praʊd/ B1	adjective - 自豪的