Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom – 英语/中文 双语歌词

• 作者: H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal

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[中文]

哎呀，来客人了。

吉恩，在门上贴个“暂停使用”的牌子。

好的！等等，写什么好呢？

“暂停使用 - 老爸卡在马桶上”

不行。

写“暂停使用 - 马桶被邪恶诅咒了”怎么样？

孩子们，别再注意那扇门了。去帮你们的妈妈。

嗨，琳达，我准备好给鲍勃打扮了。

我带了剪刀和镊子...

哦，哦，嗨，格雷琴！

格雷琴来了，鲍勃。她会让你为拍照做好准备的。

孩子们，去招待其他顾客。

一切都会好起来的。

一切都会好起来的。

倒霉事总在厕所里发生

我只庆幸它发生在封闭空间里

不能让他们看到我裤子都没穿

《杯垫》杂志是我大好机会

但我很快就能脱身

我会接受采访，感觉很好

今天会是美好的一天。

我要上《杯垫》杂志，让所有人刮目相看

说清楚，我绝对没做错任何事

我不该被责怪，这不是我的错

只是想说，如果，

吉恩每天都正常大便，一切都会烟消云散

但他很快就能脱身

没人会责怪我，我会过得很好

今天会是美好的一天

如果泰迪没法把我老爸弄出来，我会另想办法

嘿，鲍勃在哪？

我想告诉他我在街对面都能闻到他。

琳达，是啊，鲍勃在哪？我得为他重要的采访做头发。

采访？什么采访？

鲍勃要接受一本大杂志的采访。

什么？他们要写一篇关于

让人想揍一拳的八字胡男人的文章吗？嗖！

我现在说“嗖”了，你喜欢吧。

嗯，还行。

(二重唱)

倒霉事总在厕所里发生 (说清楚)

我只庆幸它发生在封闭空间里 (我绝对)

没做错任何事，我不该被责怪，这不是我的错)

不能让他们看到我裤子都没穿 (只是想说)

《杯垫》杂志是我大好机会 (如果吉恩)

每天都正常大便，一切都会烟消云散)

但我很快就能脱身

我会接受采访，感觉很好

今天会是美好的一天

我要上《杯垫》杂志，让所有人刮目相看

...

[英语]

Uh oh, we got customers.

Gene, put an out-of-order sign on the door.

On it! Wait, what should it say?

"Out of order - Dad stuck on toilet"

No.

What about "Out of order - Toilet cursed with evil"

Kids, just- stop drawing attention to the door. Go help your mother.

Hi Linda, I'm ready to make Bob pretty.

I brought my scissors and my tweezers...

Oh, oh, hi Gretchen!

Gretchen's here, Bob. She's gonna get you camera ready.

Kids, go wait on the other customers.

Everything's gonna be OK.

Everything's gonna be OK.

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom

I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum

Can't let them see me with my pants down

Coasters Magazine is gonna be my big chance now

But I'll be outta here in no time

I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine

Today is gonna be a great day.

I'll do Coasters Magazine and blow everyone away

Let's be clear, I did absolutely nothing wrong

I'm not to blame, it's not my fault

This is just to say, if,

Gene had pooped like every day this would've all just blown away

But he'll be outta there in no time

No-ones gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine

Today is gonna be a great day

If Teddy can't unstick my dad I'll find another way

Hey, where's Bob?

I wanna tell him I can smell him from across the street.

Yeah, Linda, where is Bob? I gotta do his hair for his big interview.

Interview? What interview?

Bob's got a big magazine interview.

What? Are they writing an article about

Guys with mustaches you wanna punch? ZOOM!

I say "Zoom" now, you like it.

Eh, it's OK.

(Duet)

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom (Let's be clear)

I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum (I did

Absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault)

Can't let them see me with my pants down (This is just to say)

Coasters Magazine is gonna be my big chance now (If Gene

Had pooped like every day this would've all just blown away)

But I'll be outta here in no time

I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine

Today is gonna be a great day

I'll do Coasters Magazine and blow everyone away

重点词汇

词汇	含义
customers /ˈkʌstəmərz/ B1	noun - 购买或使用商品或服务的人
sign /saɪn/ A2	noun - 显示信息或指示的通知或符号
door /dɔːr/ A1	noun - 用于开关入口的可移动屏障
out-of-order /aʊt əv ˈɔːrdər/ B2	adjective - 无法正常工作，坏了
toilet /ˈtɔɪlət/ A1	noun - 用于排便和排尿的装置
mother /ˈmʌðər/ A2	noun - 母亲
scissors /ˈsɪzərz/ B2	noun - 用来剪纸、布等的工具
pretty /ˈprɪti/ A2	adjective - 以细腻的方式吸引人的
interview /ˈɪntərvjuː/ B2	noun - 为工作或媒体而举行的面谈
blow /bloʊ/ B2	verb - 通过吹出空气形成空气流

重点语法结构

• I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum.

  ➔ 一般现在时

  ➔ 短语"它发生"使用一般现在时来描述一个普遍真理。

• I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine.

  ➔ 将来进行时

  ➔ 短语"我将会做"表示将来会持续进行的动作。

• This is just to say, if Gene had pooped like every day this would've all just blown away.

  ➔ 条件句（第三条件）

  ➔ 短语"如果Gene拉屎"是第三条件句的一个例子，谈论过去的假设情况。

• Today is gonna be a great day.

  ➔ 非正式未来 (gonna)

  ➔ 短语"将会是"是一种非正式的表达未来意图的方式。

• No one's gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine.

  ➔ 将来简单时

  ➔ 短语"没有人会责怪我"使用将来简单时来表达对未来的预测。