Dumb Jokes – 英语/中文 双语歌词

• 作者: Bryant Oden
• 专辑: The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 2

歌词与翻译

[中文]

愚蠢笑话

每个笑话都比下一个更好

我在想为什么棒球越来越大

然后它击中了我

两顶帽子挂在帽架上

一顶说：“你挂在这里，我先走了”

时间如箭

果蝇像香蕉

昨天一只虫子撞到了我的挡风玻璃

它再也不会有勇气这样做了

一个雪人对另一个雪人说了什么？

你闻到胡萝卜味了吗？

两个鼓和一个镲缸从悬崖上掉下来

砰！嗖！

愚蠢笑话

哦哦哦哦

咚咚咚咚

愚蠢笑话

哦哦哦哦

咚咚咚咚

我今天早上弄断了铅笔

我还是试着用它

但这毫无意义

什么时候去看牙医比较好？

牙齿疼的时候

零对八说了什么？

嘿！好腰带

为什么这咖啡尝起来像泥土？

哦，对了。它是新鲜研磨的

我在后院挖了三个深坑

我妈妈回家说：“哎哟哟”

将军把军队放在哪里？

在他们的袖子里

蜗牛坐在乌龟背上时说了什么？

哇哦！

愚蠢笑话

哦哦哦哦

咚咚咚咚

愚蠢笑话

哦哦哦哦

咚咚咚咚

为什么在沙漠里很难挨饿？

因为那里有沙子

什么是棕色且粘稠的？

一根棍子

不要把字母汤放在炉子上

它可能会拼出灾难

什么是无形的且闻起来像胡萝卜？

兔子的嗝

世界上有三种人

会数数的人和不会数数的人

钟饿了会做什么？

它倒退四秒

敲敲

打断的牛

哞哞哞！

愚蠢笑话

哦哦哦哦

咚咚咚咚

愚蠢笑话

哦哦哦哦

咚咚咚咚

愚蠢笑话

哦哦哦哦

咚咚咚咚

咚咚咚咚...

[英语]

Dumb Jokes

Every one of these jokes is better than the next

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger

Then it hit me

Two hats were on a hat rack

One said You hang here I'll go on ahead

Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

A bug splatted into my windshield yesterday

It'll never have the guts to do that again

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?

Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff

Badoom Tsssshhh!

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum bum bum bum

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum bum bum bum

I broke my pencil this morning

I tried to use it anyway

But it was pointless

When's a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What did the zero say to the number eight?

Hey! Nice belt

Why does this coffee taste like mud?

Oh yeah. It's fresh ground

I was digging three deep holes in the backyard

My mom came home and said, Well well well

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

What did the snail say when it rode on the turtles' back?

Weeee!

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum Bum Bum Bum

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum Bum Bum Bum

Why is it hard to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

Don't ever leave alphabet soup on the stove

It could spell disaster

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny burps

There's three kinds of people in this world

Those who can count and those who can't

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds

Knock Knock

Interrupting cow

MMMMMMOOOOOO!

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum Bum Bum Bum

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum Bum Bum Bum

Dumb jokes

Oooo Oooo

Bum Bum Bum Bum

bum bum bum bum...