If Our Love Was an Outhouse – 英语/中文 双语歌词

• 作者: Bryant Oden
• 专辑: The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 2

歌词与翻译

[中文]

如果我们的爱是沼气，它会发出悦耳的声音。

如果我们的爱是臭鼬的屁股，它会乖乖待在地上。

如果我们的爱是骆驼，它不会怎么吐口水。

如果我们的爱是茅房，它闻起来会像

烧烤坑。

我为你专门写了这首甜蜜情歌。

既然我忘了你的生日，这至少是我能做的。

我爱你，爱到火鸡能飞多远。

我爱你，爱到蜥蜴能保持干燥。

我爱你，爱到乌龟能游多有力。

我爱你，爱到我身处的烂摊子那么深。

如果我们的爱是蟑螂，它能跳得很高。

如果我们的爱是蘑菇，它会是好玩的菌类。

如果我们的爱是面包布丁，它几乎不会发霉。

如果我们的爱是茅房，它会是金子做的。

我为你专门写了这首甜蜜情歌。

下次我一定会注意到你全新的发型。

我爱你，爱到火鸡能飞多远。

我爱你，爱到蜥蜴能保持干燥。

我爱你，爱到乌龟能游多有力。

我爱你，爱到我身处的烂摊子那么深。

如果我们的爱是只鸡，它会有漂亮的翅膀。

如果我们的爱是牛粪，它会让鼻子唱歌。

如果我们的爱是垃圾场，它不会有死老鼠。

如果我们的爱是茅房，它不会有马蝇。

我为你专门写了这首甜蜜情歌。

我想我新纹的两个纹身，把你的名字拼错了。

但是我爱你，爱到火鸡能飞多远。

我爱你，爱到蜥蜴能保持干燥。

我爱你，爱到乌龟能游多有力。

我爱你，爱到我身处的烂摊子那么深。

如果我们的爱是骆驼，它不会怎么吐口水。

如果我们的爱是茅房，它闻起来会像

烧烤坑。

我为你专门写了这首甜蜜情歌。

不用谢我，多给我做些玉米面包和炖菜就行。

亲爱的，你比浴缸里的霉菌还要甜。

[英语]

If our love was some swamp gas, it would make a sweet sound

If our love was a skunk butt it would stay on the ground

If our love was a camel it wouldn't much spit

If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like

A barbeque pit

I wrote this sweet love song special for you

Since I forgot your birthday it's the least I could do

I love you as far as a turkey can fly

I love you as long as a lizard stays dry

I love you as strong as a turtle can swim

I love you as deep as the doodoo I'm in

If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high

If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi

If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mold

If our love was an outhouse, it would be made of gold

I wrote this sweet love song special for you

Next time I'll notice your brand new hairdo

I love you as far as a turkey can fly

I love you as long as a lizard stays dry

I love you as strong as a turtle can swim

I love you as deep as the doodoo I'm in

If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings

If our love was a cowpie, it would make noses sing

If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice

If our love was an outhouse, it would have no horse flies

I wrote this sweet love song special for you

I think I misspelled your name on my two new tattoos

But I love you as far as a turkey can fly

I love you as long as a lizard stays dry

I love you as strong as a turtle can swim

I love you as deep as the doodoo I'm in

If our love was a camel it wouldn't much spit

If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like

A barbeque pit

I wrote this sweet love song special for you

Don't thank me just make me more cornbread and stew

Honey, you're sweeter than bathtub mildew

重点词汇

词汇	含义
love /lʌv/ A1	noun - 爱 verb - 爱
outhouse /ˈaʊtˌhaʊs/ B2	noun - 户外厕所
sweet /swiːt/ A2	adjective - 甜 adjective - 可爱
song /sɔːŋ/ A1	noun - 歌
barbeque /ˈbɑːrbɪkjuː/ B1	noun - 烧烤
pit /pɪt/ B1	noun - 坑
birthday /ˈbɜːrθdeɪ/ A1	noun - 生日
turkey /ˈtɜːrki/ A1	noun - 火鸡
lizard /ˈlɪzərd/ A2	noun - 蜥蜴
turtle /ˈtɜːrtl/ A1	noun - 乌龟
swim /swɪm/ A1	verb - 游泳
deep /diːp/ A2	adjective - 深
cockroach /ˈkɒkrəʊtʃ/ B2	noun - 蟑螂
gold /ɡəʊld/ A2	noun - 金
hairdo /ˈheərduː/ B1	noun - 发型
wings /wɪŋz/ A1	noun - 翅膀
name /neɪm/ A1	noun - 名字
tattoo /tæˈtuː/ B1	noun - 纹身
honey /ˈhʌni/ A1	noun - 蜂蜜