Clenching My Booty – 英语/中文 双语歌词

• 作者: Ryan Higa

歌词与翻译

[中文]

听着

实在抱歉

我再也憋不住了

必须得走了

夹紧屁屁憋住便意

你确定要这样？

夹紧屁屁憋住便意

嗯

夹紧屁屁憋住便意

压力山大啊

七个街区外，感觉要完蛋

感受布料摩擦

鸡皮疙瘩直冒，汗珠往下掉

但我绝不

认输

哪怕便意已到门口

我会

继续憋——憋——憋着

夹紧屁屁憋住便意

冗长会议中

堵车长龙里

初次约会时

夹紧屁屁憋住便意

你懂的

总在最糟时刻，放我一马吧

我得去嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

便意来袭

我得去嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟（哟哟）嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

搞什么鬼

卡在屁股里

隐隐作痛

场合不对，腹泻预警

还能更惨？

这不公平

靠，你知我正发力

嘟

嘟

不要妹子只要纸

肠鸣如沸水（咕噜噜）

吃坏肚子了

曾说天空无极限，如今满天飘臭气

本想卸货（天啊）

结果失败——（嘟）

问我什么味儿？

退后一步指向你你你

虽然常放屁

该换条没渍痕的新裤子

反正这饶舌不用讲逻辑

押韵就行

随便哼哼

跑题了宝贝但句句真心

宁可憋成雕塑

也不随地解决/夹紧屁屁憋住便意

冗长会议中

堵车长龙里

初次约会时

夹紧屁屁憋住便意

你懂的

总在最糟时刻

放我一马吧

我得去嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

便意来袭

我得去嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

便意来袭

我得去嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟（得去嘟，得走了）

嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

便意来袭

我得去嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

现在就要去

我得去嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

便意来袭

我得去嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟 嘟

便意来袭

夹紧屁屁憋住便意...

*倒抽气*

抱歉，真憋不住了

啥？

必须得走了

你确定要这样？

*叹气*

嗯

*悠长的漏气声*

天啊

太丢人了

*泄洪音效*

*皮鞋疾走声*

我好像恋爱了

夹紧我的...

*娇羞窃笑*

[英语]

Look,

I'm sorry I,

I just can't do this anymore

I need to go

I'm clenching my booty,

Are you sure you wanna do this?

I'm clenching my booty,

Yeah

I'm clenching my booty,

There's so much pressure

7 blocks away, I'm don't think I'm gonna make it

Just feel the texture,

Goose bumps on my skin, and my body starts to drip sweat

But I won't,

Give in,

Even though I'm turtle-heading

And I will,

Keep on clenchi-i-i-ing-ing-ing

I'm clenching my booty

In a long meeting,

When I'm in traffic,

On our first date

I'm clenching my booty,

You know the feeling,

At all of the worst times, give me a break

I gotta go doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,

doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,doo,doo, doo, doo, doo

dooty

I gotta go doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,

doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, (yo, yo) doo, doo, doo, doo

YTF

I know it's stuck in my butt,

it kinda hurts

Wrong time and place, I got the squirts

It can't get worse,

No, this ain't fair

Crap, you know I push you up

Doo,

Doo,

Don't need two girls, just need a cup

Now the bubble guts is bubbling,(bubbling)

because it's full of food

Use to say the sky's the limit, now the sky smells like poo

Man I had to drop a load, (oh, god)

That I couldn't do--(doo)

Ask me what's that smell, man,

I stand back and point at you, you, you

I know that I fart a bit

Feel like I need a new pair of pants with no shart on it

But this rap don't have to make sense

As long as it rhymes

Just gotta' mumble it'

And I know we off topic baby true,true,true

I'd rather hold a number 2

Then to poo when I shouldn't poo/I'm clenching my booty

In a long meeting,

When I'm in traffic

On our first date

I'm clenching my booty,

You know the feeling,

At all the worst times

Give me a break

I gotta go do, do, do, do ,do ,do, do, do, do

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

dooty

I gotta go do, do, do, do ,do ,do, do, do, do

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

dooty

I gotta go do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do(I gotta doo, I gotta go)

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

dooty

I gotta go do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

I gotta go right now

I gotta go do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

dooty

I gotta go do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

dooty

I'm clenching my booty...

gasp

I'm sorry, I just can't do this anymore

What?

I need to go

Are you sure you wanna do this?

sigh

Yeah

*long shart*

Oh my god

I'm so sorry

*sharting sounds*

*clacking shoes*

I think I'm in love

I'm clenching my...

*high pitched TEEHEE*