Rap God – 英语/中文 双语歌词

• 作者: Eminem
• 专辑: The Marshall Mathers LP 2

歌词与翻译

[中文]

首先，首先。 - 我知道，我知道！

在有人评论之前， - 我知道我的头发长得令人讨厌。

以前真的从来没有 - 这么长过。

所以请不要留下评论， - "亲爱的瑞安，你能剪头发吗？

看起来像一把脏拖把！"

实际上，你知道吗？ - 那有点好笑。

继续留下那个评论吧。

但这只是向你表明 - 我对自己的外表非常自信

我甚至不必 - 隐藏我的头发--

嘿，大家好！因为有人一直在问， - 快速更新一下

关于我上期的成瘾视频。 - 我做得很好！

我真的已经减少到 - 每天大约只喝一罐红牛。

事实上，有一天我 - 甚至没有喝红牛。

当然，不是今天， - 但是某一天。

但不管怎样，在我跑题更多之前--

就像我在成瘾视频里说的， - 我还是会做很多小品

之类的东西，就像我去年那样。 - 但我也打算做

更多这样的自由式视频博客。

所以基本上，我从你们那里 - 收集了一堆"亲爱的瑞安"

我们就看看会发生什么。

那么...我们开始吧？

太恶心了！

亲爱的瑞安，你能把多少根吸管 - 塞进你的嘴里？

这听起来就像你 - 只是想让我看起来很傻，

所以我就要 - 跳过那个问题--

（声音模糊不清）

66！呃，我差点吐了。

我还是会用这些。 - 我的意思是，这是我的口水。

亲爱的瑞安，你能 - 倒着唱字母表吗？

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M- - N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y和Z。

就是这样倒着唱的。

这太容易了。

（倒着唱字母表）

我在那上面花了太多时间。 - 看啊--太阳下山了！

我想我只是太蠢了--愚蠢。

亲爱的瑞安，你用左手食指 - 还是右手食指挖鼻孔？

还是右手？

嗯。我到底用哪只手？ - 左手...还是右手？

我不确定。 - 也许我用我的--

那声音是从哪里来的？！

亲爱的瑞安，你能唱歌剧吗？

歌剧啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

（喘气）头晕。

老实说，这就是我上周还是小孩子时 - 对歌剧的理解。

亲爱的瑞安，你能不吗？

我能"打结"！

亲爱的瑞安，你行吗？

我能"平"。

亲爱的瑞安，你能恶搞打电话给某人吗？

我能..."不"！

好了，那是一个 - "太"多双关语了，"平"常对我来说也太多了。

亲爱的瑞安，你看自己的视频吗？

我想这次认真回答。不看。

我不是那么自负。 - 我不会只是坐着看自己的视频

然后拍拍自己的背 - 之类的，你知道的？

那只会很奇怪 - 而且自负...所以，不

-我不那么做， - -<i>所以...不。</i>

<i>...我不那么做。</i>

对那个"亲爱的瑞安"多好的回答啊！

亲爱的瑞安，需要舔多少下 - 才能到达Tootsie Pop

的Tootsie Roll中心？

嗯，这不是很疯狂吗，因为我 - 碰巧有--

不，我去快速拿了这个。

一！二-呼！三！

哎哟，什么？！ - 这跟广告里完全不一样！

（马嘶声）

到目前为止是100下。 - 还差得远呢。

600下，快到了！

你可以看到棕色露出来了-- - 那听起来不对劲，

但话说回来，这整个 - "亲爱的瑞安"都很奇怪。

97...98...99...700！ - 大约700下，现在我们知道

我有多少空闲时间了。

我不敢相信我刚刚做了那个。

我以为会 - 快得多。我没有--

（叹气）我最好不要因为这个被标记。

（吸溜声）

亲爱的瑞安，你能告诉我们当你读到负面评论时 - 有什么感受。

我的意思是，你 - 真的有什么感受？说真的？

我就找一个负面评论 - 然后给你们看会发生什么。

来自比利·琼斯：

哇。你他妈的[哔声]，

你这个亚洲垃圾。

你这个[哔声]的眯眼同性恋

你的视频都是垃圾。

回去做点数学之类的事情， - 你这个可怜的亚洲同性恋。

你是个可悲的借口 - 算不上一个人。

去吃点米饭 - 然后他妈的滚出YouTube。

你的视频让我希望 - 每个亚洲人都他妈去死。

你他妈的[哔声]，你这个同性恋。

你是不是眼睛太眯了 - 以至于你甚至看不到...

（抽鼻子）你甚至 - 看不到你的视频有多垃圾？

他妈的去死吧。

看，这不是...

（啜泣声）

嗯，是的。那样的评论 - 只让我想切...

你知道，更多的洋葱。 - 因为对我来说，你知道，

负面评论 - 只是无趣得很。

（突然大笑）

抱歉，那太糟糕了。

但是，是的，那是一个真实的评论。看到了吗？

基本上，我真实的回答 - 是我不再真的受

负面评论影响了。

拜托各位。 - 我做这个已经八年了，

我很确定我已经看过 - 一切了。说真的。

你的头发看起来很奇怪！

（啜泣声）

因为它长！

（啜泣声）

呃！哦，伙计！哦，进我眼睛了。

很好。好吧...（啜泣声）

亲爱的瑞安，你能像埃米纳姆那样说唱吗？

在我看来，我认为埃米纳姆 - 是最棒的说唱歌手之一--如果不是最棒的话--

不是说我对说唱了解什么， - 但是自从我年轻的时候

他一直是我最喜欢的。

我想答案很简单： - 不，我不能那样说唱。

我不认为任何人能做到。 - 仅仅因为我能说得快

并不意味着我能说唱。 - 这是两件完全不同的事情。

亲爱的瑞安，你能写 - 一首关于台灯的说唱歌曲吗？

是的，当然。我甚至会 - 用埃米纳姆的歌来唱。

嘻嘻！

什么？对那个"亲爱的瑞安"多糟糕的回答啊。

太不现实了。

（从桌子底下发出咯咯笑声）

非常感谢大家观看。 - 如果你想看之前的视频，

点击左边的那个。 - 如果你想看上一个"亲爱的瑞安"视频，

点击右边的那个。 - 如果你想看一只河马

在骑在神奇的彩虹上时 - 挠长颈鹿痒痒

同时又在马背上， - 点击底部的那个！

而且...就这样了。（笑声）

[英语]

So, first things first. I know, I know!

Before somebody makes a comment, I know my hair is disgustingly long.

It's literally never been this long before.

So please don't leave the comment, "Dear Ryan, can you cut your hair?

It looks like a dirty mop!"

Actually, you know what? That's kinda funny.

Go ahead and leave that comment.

But it just goes to show you that I'm so secure with how I Iook

that I don't even have to hide the fact that my hair--

Hey, guys! So just because people have been asking, a quick update

from my addiction video. I've been doing good!

I've literally cut down to about one Redbull a day.

In fact, one of the days I didn't even have a Redbull.

Now, it wasn't today, but one of those days.

But anyways, before I get more off topic--

Like I said in the addiction video, I'm still gonna be doing a lot of skits

and stuff, like I did last year. But I'm also gonna be doing

a lot more of these free style Vlogs.

So basically, I grabbed a bunch of Dear Ryans from you guys

and we're just gonna see what happens.

So...let's get started?

It's so gross!

Dear Ryan, how many straws can you stuff in your mouth?

That kinda just sounds like you just want me to look stupid,

so I'm just gonna go ahead and skip that one and--

(voice is muffled)

66! Ugh, I almost threw up.

Still going to use these. I mean, it's my spit.

Dear Ryan, can you sing your abc's backwards?

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M- N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y and Z.

Od ot ysae os s'taht.

That's so easy to do.

(sing abc's backwards)

I spent way to much time on that. Look at that--the sun went down!

I guess I'm just dipust--Stupid.

Dear Ryan, do you pick your nose with your left index finger

or your right?

Huh. What do I use, actually? My left...or my right?

I'm not sure. Maybe I use my--

Where is that coming from?!

Dear Ryan, can you sing opera?

Operaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(panting) Light headed.

Honestly, that's what I thought opera was when I was a little kid last week.

Dear Ryan, can you not?

I can "knot"!

Dear Ryan, can you even?

I can "even".

Dear Ryan, can you prank call someone?

I can..."not"!

Okay, that was one "too" many puns, "even" for me.

Dear Ryan, do you watch your own videos?

I guess a serious answer this time. No.

I'm not that conceited. I don't just sit and watch my own videos

and pat myself on the back or something, you know?

That would just be weird and conceited..so, noo

-I don't do that, -<i>so...no.</i>

<i>...I don't do that.</i>

What a good answer to that Dear Ryan!

Dear Ryan, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll

center of a Tootsie Pop?

Well, isn't that crazy 'cause I just so happen to have--

Naw, I went to go pick this up real quick.

A-one! A-two-hoo! A-three!

Ow, what the?! That's nothing like the commercial!

(neighing)

That's 100 so far. It's not even close.

600, almost there!

You can see the brown coming out-- that sounded wrong,

but then again, this whole Dear Ryan is pretty wrong.

97...98...99...700! About 700, and now we know

how much free time I have.

I can't believe I just did that.

I thought it was gonna be a lot quicker. I didn't--

(sighs) I better not get flagged for this.

(slurp)

Dear Ryan, can you tell us how do you feel when you read negative comments.

I mean, what do you really feel? Seriously?

I'll just find a negative comment and show you what happens.

From Billy Jones:

Wow. You're a f*cking [bleep],

you piece of Asian sh*t.

You're a [bleep]ing squinty-eyed f*ggot

and your videos are sh*t.

Go back to doing something like Maths, you pathetic Asian f*ggot.

You're a pathetic excuse for a human being.

Go eat some rice and get the f*ck off YouTube.

Your videos make me wish every Asian was f*cking dead.

You're a [bleep]ing [bleep], you f*ggot.

Are you so squinty eyed that you can't even see...

(sniffs) you can't even how sh*t your videos are?

F*cking kill yourself.

See, it's not...

(sobbing)

Um, yeah. Comments like that just make me want to cut...

you know, more onions. Because to me, you know,

negative comments are just so uninteresting.

(breaks into laughter)

Sorry, that was so bad.

But, yes, that was a real comment. See?

Basically, my real answer is that I don't really get affected

by negative comments anymore.

Come on guys. I've been doing this for eight years,

I'm pretty sure I've seen everything. Seriously.

Your hair looks weird!

(sobbing)

Because it's long!

(sobbing)

Ugh! Oh, dude! Oh, in my eye.

That's good. Alright...(sobbing)

Dear Ryan, can you rap like Eminem?

In my opinion, I think that Eminem is one of--if not the best rapper--

not that I know anything about rap, but ever since I was young

he was always my favorite.

And I guess the answer is simple: No, I cannot rap like that.

I don't think anyone can. Just because I can talk fast

doesn't mean that I can rap. That's two completely different things.

Dear Ryan, can you make a rap song about lamps?

Yeah, sure. I'll even do it to an Eminem song.

Tee hee!

What? What a bad answer to that Dear Ryan.

It's so unrealistic.

(giggling from under table)

Thank you guys so much for watching. If you want to see the previous video,

click the one on the left. If you want to see the last Dear Ryan video,

click the one on the right. If you want to see a hippopotamus

tickling a giraffe while riding on top of a magical rainbow

while on top of a horse, click the one on the bottom!

And...that's it. (laughs)

重点词汇

词汇	含义
rap /ræp/ A2	noun - 一种以押韵歌词和节奏为特色的音乐风格 verb - 表演说唱音乐
secure /sɪˈkjʊr/ B1	adjective - 自信且不担忧的
addiction /əˈdɪkʃən/ B1	noun - 一种强烈且有害的习惯性需求
freestyle /ˈfriːstaɪl/ B2	noun - 一种不预先准备的表演风格
conceited /kənˈsiːtɪd/ B2	adjective - 过度自负的
negative /ˈnɛɡətɪv/ A2	adjective - 表达批评或不同意的
uninteresting /ˌʌnˈɪntrəstɪŋ/ B1	adjective - 不有趣的
opera /ˈɒpərə/ A2	noun - 一种包含音乐和歌唱的戏剧艺术形式
prank /præŋk/ A2	noun - 为逗乐而玩的恶作剧
punk /pʌŋk/ B1	noun - 具有反叛或非传统态度的人
skit /skɪt/ B1	noun - 一个短小的幽默表演或小品
update /ˈʌpdeɪt/ A2	noun - 关于情况的最新信息 verb - 提供最新信息
Vlog /vlɒɡ/ B1	noun - 个人视频博客
weird /wɪərd/ A2	adjective - 奇怪或不寻常的
flag /flæɡ/ A1	noun - 带有独特设计用作象征的布料
lamp /læmp/ A1	noun - 产生光的设备