Ex-Boyfriend – 英语/中文 双语歌词

• 作者: Lil Dicky
• 专辑: So Hard

歌词与翻译

[中文]

嘿 老兄 最近咋样？

我是你们的老朋友利尔·迪基

人称左倾阴茎先生

给大伙讲个故事

听好了

没问题

最近约会这妞叫凯蒂 辣到冒烟

身材绝顶 私处光洁无异味

我向来不为美色倾倒

但这妞确实与众不同

身材火辣到爆

还特别会做炸鸡

让我觉得就是她了

就算穿着衣服 这妞也超带劲

撩过无数妹子 没一个能比

这辈子头回感到如此赤裸裸

对了 还有件事

说出来可能很疯狂

但我还没上过她

老实说 真希望是开玩笑

从未进入过她身体

她只和前男友睡过

虽然超想干这尤物

她可是我的甜心派

只能耐心等待 靠手解决

现在心跳有点加速

她说今晚要翻云覆雨

太棒了 我豁出去了

要像花式击掌那样狠狠输出

但回家路上撞见个小子

他好像认识凯蒂

我问"这谁" 她说

"迪基 这是我前男友吉姆"

我平时不爱吃醋

可看到这哥们我惊呆了

他是我这辈子见过最帅的男人

浓密头发 棱角下巴 身材绝顶

简直是行走的希腊天神

看着我的妞 想到他原始进出过她

"去他妈的"

要命

太离谱了

这货居然睡过我的女人

那下面怕是被蹂躏成海地灾区

凯蒂搂着他肩膀

我反胃到快崩溃

他们说"喝一杯" 我只能答应

虽然今晚本该滚床单

这家伙长得像阿什顿

混了点休·杰克曼

帅得人神共愤

古铜肤色怕是有黑人血统

我和他在卡座喝干邑

他全程买单 投行精英

假装镇定自若

脑补他和凯蒂激战画面

越想越气 去厕所放水

尿到一半 左边站着谁

我贼小心

踮脚偷瞄了一眼

天呐贝琪 快看那根巨雕

我平时不爱吃醋

可看到那话儿我傻了

那是我生平见过最大的阳具

死盯着他疲软的巨物满心愤恨

尺寸超八寸 活像乔恩凯特家娃

今晚之后还怎么谈恋爱

靠

不知该咋办

那家伙的货太惊人

没想到阴茎能这么光滑

她肯定怀念那尺寸

我的根本没法比

凑近细看 他那话儿居然有腹肌

丁丁上的六块肌

这他妈什么鬼

又长又粗

像沙袋似的

剃得光洁 龟头绝美

衬得我像颗葡萄干

肤色绝了 尺寸堪比萨达姆 太疯狂

我该怎么办？

他那根是顶级牛排 我这是快餐店

是时候

跟凯蒂道别了

我实在承受不了

见过他胯下那巨物之后

于是告诉她

那家伙的屌大到我无法理解

得扭头才能看全

那物理构造根本不科学

我们到此为止对谁都好

跟他做肯定爽翻天

就说当朋友吧

可我满脑子都是他那根 所以再见

她却说"迪基 我真不知该说啥

二年级就和他分手了

哪知道他尺寸 现在回家满足你"

带她回家后 我们翻云覆雨

让她高潮迭起像在贩毒 发射时

拔出来喷满她左大腿

啊靠

...

[英语]

Ay, what's going on man?

It's your boy Lil Dicky

A.K.A Mr. Left-ward sloping penis

I got a story for y'all man

Peep this

Yessir

Now I been datin' this girl named Katie, she hot as hell

And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it don't smell

And I don't fall for chickens

But this one a little different

Body sickenin'

Plus she really good at making breaded chicken

Got me thinkin' she the one man

Even fully clothed, shawty really fun man

Get a lotta hoes, but none of those come close

I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposed

Oh yeah, there's one more thing

And I know this shit gonna sound insane

But I still haven't hit it

I admit it, I wish I was kiddin'

Never been up inside before

Because she's only fucked one guy before

And though I really wanna boink this whore

She ma sweetie 3.14

So I'm stayin' patient, and masturbatin'

And now ma heart is sorta racin'

Cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating

Hell yeah, I'm down, I'm bout to go all out

I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake

But on the way to crib, we pass this kid

And he seem to know who Katie is

So I say "who this" and she say

Dicky, this is my ex-boyfriend Jim"

And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type

But as I'm lookin' at this dude I can't believe my eyes

'Cause he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life

He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod

Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god

And now I'm lookin' at ma chick, 'cause his dick's been inside her raw

"Fuck that"

Aww damn

Man this is crazy

I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady

I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti

Katie's huggin' and squeezin' his shoulder blades

And I'm buggin' and queasy, this ain't okay

And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay

Even though I was about to get laid

Man this ma'fucka look like Ashton

Combined wit' a lil Hugh Jackman

In other words, he's so damn attractive

So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him

Now I'm in the back wit' him, sippin' on some 'gnac wit' him

And he payin' for it all, he investment bankin'

I'm acting, like I ain't distracted

But I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin'

And now I'm feelin' pissed, so I go and take a piss

Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is

And I had to see, and I was mad discreet

And I got on my tippy toes and I took a little peek

Oh my god Becky, look at that cock

And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type

But as I'm lookin at his dick, I can't believe me eyes

Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life

And now I'm starin' at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate

Because the shit is plus eight like Jon and Kate

And I don't know if I can date my girl after tonight

Oh damn

I don't know what to do

Dude's dick is really huge

I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth

I know she's missin' that

My penis isn't that

I'm lookin closer I think that his dick has abs

Six pack on a dick

Now what the fuck is that

It's so long and thick

It's like a punching bag

I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing

Got ma dick looking like a raisin

Skin tone insane, man he's hung like Saddam Hussein, it's crazy

What the fuck should I do?

He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru

I think it's time to

Tell Katie my goodbyes

'Cause I simply can't survive

After seeing what was in between his thighs

So I tell her

That this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend

I had to move my neck to see it end to end

I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense

And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end

Because the sex with him must have been the best

And I would say let's just be friends

But I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye

Then she told me "Dicky I don't really know what to say

Because I dated this dude in second grade

So I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laid"

And then I took her to my crib, and you know that we belly slapped

And I gave her an O like I was sellin' crack, and when I came

I pulled out and nutted all over her left thigh

Awh damn

重点词汇

词汇	含义
dating /ˈdeɪtɪŋ/ A2	verb - 约会
body /ˈbɒdi/ A1	noun - 身体
crazy /ˈkreɪzi/ A2	adjective - 疯狂
exposed /ɪkˈspəʊzd/ B1	adjective - 暴露的
patient /ˈpeɪʃənt/ B1	adjective - 耐心的
racin' /ˈreɪsɪn/ A2	verb - 赛跑 verb - 匆忙
attractive /əˈtræktɪv/ B2	adjective - 有吸引力的
investment /ɪnˈvestmənt/ B2	noun - 投资
distracted /dɪˈstræktɪd/ B1	adjective - 分心的
discreet /dɪˈskriːt/ B2	adjective - 谨慎的
comprehend /ˌkɒmprɪˈhend/ C1	verb - 理解
physics /ˈfɪzɪks/ C1	noun - 物理学
survive /səˈvaɪv/ B1	verb - 生存
belly /ˈbeli/ A2	noun - 肚子
nutted /nʌtɪd/ C2	verb - (俚语) 射精
thigh /θaɪ/ A2	noun - 大腿

重点语法结构

• I got a story for y'all man

  ➔ 缩写 ('for y'all')

  ➔ 'For y'all' 是 'for you all' 的缩写，常用于非正式口语。

• She hot as hell

  ➔ 比较级 ('as hell')

  ➔ 'As hell' 用于强调形容词的程度，意为 '非常' 或 '极其'。

• I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposed

  ➔ 现在完成时 ('I've felt')

  ➔ 现在完成时 ('I've felt') 用于描述一个在过去开始且对现在有影响的行动。

• She said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating

  ➔ 一般将来时 ('will be')

  ➔ 一般将来时 ('will be') 用于预测或承诺未来的行动。

• I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin'

  ➔ 现在进行时 ('I'm reenacting')

  ➔ 现在进行时 ('I'm reenacting') 用于描述现在或现在左右正在发生的行动。

• Because the shit is plus eight like Jon and Kate

  ➔ 明喻 ('like Jon and Kate')

  ➔ 明喻 ('like Jon and Kate') 使用 'like' 比较两个事物，强调相似性。

• I think it's for the best if this comes to an end

  ➔ 第一类条件句

  ➔ 第一类条件句 ('if this comes to an end') 表达基于条件的可能结果。

• I would say let's just be friends

  ➔ 条件句中的情态动词 ('would say')

  ➔ 条件句中的情态动词 ('would say') 用于表达假设或礼貌的建议。