Close But No Cigar – 英语/中文 双语歌词

• 作者: Weird Al Yankovic

歌词与翻译

[中文]

（差一点儿，没抽到雪茄）

（欢快的流行音乐）

她叫 Jillian

她甜得比阿斯巴甜还要甜

她的吻重新改写了我的DNA

从此我再也不一样了

我对她的爱甚至超过了

马龙·白兰度喜欢吃酥皮

她既美丽又迷人

是啊，她在各方面都完美

只是她总是使用 infer 这个词

她明显是想说 imply

我知道有些人会容忍这种事

但说实话，我想不通为什么

于是我对她说

嘿，亲爱的，我们在玩马蹄铁游戏吗

不，我觉得不是

你已经很接近

但还是没抽到雪茄

后来我遇见了甜美的年轻 Janet

她是地球上最漂亮的存在

她的身材比哈瓦那辣椒还要火热

她的嘴唇像成熟的石榴

我对她疯狂得像曼森

她让我哽住，像卡斯妈妈一样

她的笑容异常灿烂

你只能透过一块烟雾玻璃来看

我以为经过这些年的寻找

我终于找到了我的灵魂伴侣

但有一天我发现她居然拥有一份副本

《乔·达特》DVD

啊，我说

嘿，孩子，我们在投掷手榴弹吗

不，我想我们不是

你已经很接近

啊，真的非常接近

是啊，宝贝，你已经非常接近

但还是没抽到雪茄

啊，是的

我知道

啊，是的

我知道

啊，对

（欢快的流行音乐）

Julie 打水球

她在左脚的 Manolo 鞋上系了条丝带

每当她靠近，我就像尼克松一样出汗

我的心跳得像 Buddy Rich 的独奏

她是我梦寐以求的一切

她直接跃升到我名单的第一位

我有没有提到她是世界著名的亿万富翁

比基尼超模兼天体物理学家

是啊，她如此漂亮，让 Charlize Theron

看起来像一只又大又胖、流口水的猪

唯一的缺点是她的一个耳垂

稍微有点太大

我说

嘿，我们在做政府工作吗

不，我想我们不是

你已经很接近

非常非常接近

啊，宝贝，你已经非常接近

但还是没抽到雪茄

差一点点

包括鼻子

啊，是的，好的

真的，真的，真的很接近

但还是没抽到雪茄

[英语]

("Close But No Cigar")

(upbeat pop music)

♪ Jillian was her name ♪

♪ She was sweeter than aspartame ♪

♪ Her kisses reconfigured my DNA ♪

♪ And after that I never was the same ♪

♪ And I loved her even more than ♪

♪ Marlon Brando loved souffle ♪

♪ She was gorgeous, she was charming ♪

♪ Yeah, she was perfect in every way ♪

♪ Except she was always using the word infer ♪

♪ When she obviously meant imply ♪

♪ And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing ♪

♪ But frankly, I can't imagine why ♪

♪ And I told her, I said ♪

♪ Hey, are we playing horseshoes, honey ♪

♪ No, I don't think we are ♪

♪ You're close, close ♪

♪ But no cigar ♪

♪ Then I met sweet young Janet ♪

♪ Prettiest thing on the planet ♪

♪ Had a body hotter than a habanero ♪

♪ She had lips like a ripe pomegranate ♪

♪ And I was crazy like Manson about her ♪

♪ She got me all choked up like Mama Cass ♪

♪ She had a smile so incredibly radiant ♪

♪ You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass ♪

♪ I thought after all these years of searchin' around ♪

♪ I'd found my soul mate finally ♪

♪ But one day I found out she actually owned a copy ♪

♪ Of Joe Dirt on DVD ♪

♪ Aw, no I said ♪

♪ Hey, are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo ♪

♪ No, I don't think we are ♪

♪ You're close, close ♪

♪ Aw, so very close, close ♪

♪ Yeah, baby, you're close, close, so close ♪

♪ But no cigar ♪

♪ Ah yeah ♪

♪ I know ♪

♪ Ah yeah ♪

♪ I know ♪

♪ Ah right ♪

(upbeat pop music)

♪ Julie played water polo ♪

♪ She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo ♪

♪ She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was near ♪

♪ My heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rich solo ♪

♪ And she was everything I've dreamed of ♪

♪ She moved right up to number one on my list ♪

♪ And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire ♪

♪ Bikini supermodel astrophysicist ♪

♪ Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron ♪

♪ Look like a big fat slobberin' pig ♪

♪ The only caveat is one of her ear lobes ♪

♪ Was just a little tiny bit too big ♪

♪ I said ♪

♪ Hey, are we doin' government work here ♪

♪ No, I don't think we are ♪

♪ You're close, close ♪

♪ So very, very close, close ♪

♪ Aw, baby, you're close, close, so close ♪

♪ But no cigar ♪

♪ Missed it by that much ♪

♪ Nose and all ♪

♪ Aw yeah, all right ♪

♪ Really, really, really close ♪

♪ But no cigar ♪