MY DICK – 英语/中文 双语歌词

• 作者: 3OH!3
• 专辑: NIGHT SPORTS

歌词与翻译

[中文]

每次我看着我的鸡巴

给我打电话

你们这些美国佬，那是电话

嘿，看一眼，就看一眼

北方猴子科曼奇人

我的鸡巴比你哥还大

重达二十五英石，就像你妈一样

我的鸡巴比威尔士还大

而你的鸡巴比他妈的蜗牛还小

我的老二，哥们

它能顶到高塔

你的老二，哥们

它根本见不得光

我的鸡巴像密西西比河

我的鸡巴问你那婊子，晚饭吃什么？

每次我看着我的鸡巴，我都会说“卧槽，好大的鸡巴”

每次我看着你的鸡巴，我都会说“卧槽，好小的鸡巴”

卧槽

每次我看着我的鸡巴，我都会说“卧槽，好大的鸡巴”

每次我看着你的鸡巴，我都会说“卧槽，好小的鸡巴”

是啊，兄弟，它他妈的儿童餐一样

我的鸡巴比威猛先生还大

清爽到能拿来漱口

你的鸡巴像亚当·莱文

我的鸡巴像匹诺曹的鼻子

我一说谎它就变大

我像小飞象的鼻子一样垂着

而你的鸡巴像佛罗多一样小

在这他妈的小混蛋

这他妈的地方看着真棒

大鸡巴克拉克在这他妈的地方

鸡巴像他妈的花生酱饼干

该避开那些巴里·邦兹了

鸡巴太大，都有汽车警报器了

鸡巴太大，都死了

你的鸡巴像塞斯·罗根的胳膊

带着个大鸡巴来了

搞出比宇宙大爆炸还大的事

你的鸡巴连名字都没有

你的婊子叫我的鸡巴文·瑞姆斯

文-文-文-文·瑞姆斯，瑞姆斯，瑞姆斯

每次我看着我的鸡巴，我都会说“卧槽，好大的鸡巴”

每次我看着你的鸡巴，我都会说“卧槽，好小的鸡巴”

卧槽

每次我看着我的鸡巴，我都会说“卧槽，好大的鸡巴”

卧槽

每次我看着你的鸡巴，我都会说“卧槽，好小的鸡巴”

卧槽

你的鸡巴都长霉了

我的鸡巴金光闪闪

你的鸡巴像教皇

我的鸡巴永远年轻

嘿，各位，我醒来发现这鸡巴太大，一个人受不了

但如果我把我这玩意儿捐给科学

那些他妈的混蛋会暴动

每次我看着我的鸡巴，我都会说“卧槽，好大的鸡巴”

卧槽

每次我看着你的鸡巴，我都会说“卧槽，好小的鸡巴”

卧槽

每次我看着我的鸡巴，我都会说“卧槽，好大的鸡巴”

卧槽

每次我看着你的鸡巴，我都会说“卧槽，好小的鸡巴”

那是个小鸡巴

[英语]

E-e-e-very time I look at my dick

Call me on the dog and bone

All you Yank's, it's a telephone

'Ere have a look just have a butcher's

Northern monkey Comanches

My dick's bigger than your brother

Pushing twenty-five stones like your mother

My dick's bigger than Wales

And your dick's smaller than a motherfuckin' snail

Ma bite mec

Ca monte jusqu'a la tour

Ta bite mec

Ca voit meme pas le jour

My dick like the Mississippi river

My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine

My dick its bigger than Mr. Clean

So fresh you can swish it like Listerine

Your dick look like Adam Levine

My dick like Pinocchio nose

I lie and I just watch it grow

I hang low like trunk of Dumbo

While your dick is small like Frodo

Young punk in this motherfucker

Place looking right in this motherfucker

Big dick Clark in this motherfucker

Dick look like a fuckin' nutterbutter

Time to avoid them Barry Bonds

Dick so big, got a car alarm

Dick so big that it bought the farm

Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm

Coming through with a big wang

Doing thing bigger than the big bang

Your dick don't got no name

Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames

V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Goddamn

Your dick's growing mold

My dick shines like gold

Your dick's like the pope

My dick don't get old

Hey, everybody, I wake up cause it's too much dick for one guy

But if I donated my shit to science

Motherfuckers start a riot

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

That's a small dick

重点词汇

词汇	含义
dick /dɪk/ B2	noun - 鸡鸡 (俗语)
look /lʊk/ A1	verb - 看
call /kɔːl/ A1	verb - 打电话 verb - 命名
dog /dɒɡ/ A1	noun - 狗
bone /bəʊn/ A1	noun - 骨头
monkey /ˈmʌŋ.ki/ A1	noun - 猴子
snail /sneɪl/ A2	noun - 蜗牛
Mississippi /ˌmɪs.ɪˈsɪp.i/ B1	proper noun - 密西西比
river /ˈrɪv.ər/ A1	noun - 河流
Listerine /ˈlɪs.təˌriːn/ B1	proper noun - 漱口水品牌Listerine
Pinocchio /pɪˈnɒk.i.oʊ/ B1	proper noun - 皮诺曹
nose /nəʊz/ A1	noun - 鼻子
Dumbo /ˈdʌm.boʊ/ B1	proper noun - 小飞象
Barry /ˈbæri/ B2	proper noun - 巴里
Bonds /bɒndz/ B2	proper noun - 邦兹
gold /ɡoʊld/ A2	noun - 金子
pope /poʊp/ B1	noun - 教皇
science /ˈsaɪ.əns/ A2	noun - 科学
riot /ˈraɪ.ət/ B1	noun - 暴动
grow /ɡroʊ/ A1	verb - 成长

重点语法结构

• My dick's bigger than your brother

  ➔ 比较级形容词 (bigger) + than

  ➔ 形容词 "bigger" 为比较级，后接 "than" 用于比较两个名词。

• My dick's bigger than Wales

  ➔ 比较级形容词 (bigger) + than（与非人类实体比较）

  ➔ "bigger" 可以与地点进行比较，如 "bigger than Wales"。

• My dick like the Mississippi river

  ➔ 使用 "like" 的明喻 + 名词短语

  ➔ "like" 引入比较，"My dick like the Mississippi river" 表示说话者把自己的阴茎比作密西西比河。

• Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

  ➔ 时间从句 "Every time" + 一般现在时，口语化的报告动词 "I'm like"

  ➔ "Every time" 引入习惯性动作；"I'm like" 是一种口语化的方式来引用自己的反应。

• Your dick don't got no name

  ➔ 双重否定和非标准动词形式 (don't got) – 一般现在时

  ➔ 句子中出现了 "don't" 和 "no" 两个否定，构成双重否定；标准英语应为 "doesn't have a name"。

• Your dick's growing mold

  ➔ 现在进行时（is/’s + 动词‑ing）表示正在进行的动作

  ➔ "is/’s growing" 使用现在进行时，表示霉菌正在生长。

• Time to avoid them Barry Bonds

  ➔ 在 "Time to …" 之后使用目的不定式 (to avoid)

  ➔ "Time to" 后接不定式 "avoid"，表示现在是避免 Barry Bonds 的合适时机。

• My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?

  ➔ 动词 + 间接宾语 + 直接宾语 (ask + 某人 + 什么) – 间接提问

  ➔ "ask" 后面跟着间接宾语（"your bitch"），随后是直接问句（"what's for dinner?"）。

• My dick's bigger than Mr. Clean

  ➔ 比较级形容词 (bigger) + than + 专有名词

  ➔ "bigger than" 将主语与特定人物（Mr. Clean）进行比较，展示了明确的比较结构。