(STEVEN IMITATES
BIRD SCREECHING)
00:00
(SLOW RHYTHMIC DRUM BEATS)
00:03
♪ IT'S HALF PAST
WHAT YOU THINK ♪
00:08
♪ NOTHING REALLY
CHANGES BUT THE DATE ♪
00:09
♪ BUT YOU A GRAND SLAMMER ♪
00:10
♪ BUT YOU'RE NO BABE RUTH ♪
00:12
♪ YOU GOTTA LEARN
HOW TO RELATE ♪
00:13
♪ OR YOU'LL BE SWINGIN'
FROM THE PEARLY GATE ♪
00:14
♪ AH, I GOT ALL THE
ANSWERS, LO AND BEHOLD ♪
00:16
♪ YOU GOT THE RIGHT KEY, BABY,
BUT HE WRONG KEY HOLE, YO ♪
00:18
(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS)
00:22
(BIRD SQUAWKS)
(UPBEAT DRUM BEATS)
00:24
(WHOOPING)
(SHOUTING)
00:26
("EAT THE RICH" PLAYS)
00:40
(ELECTRIC GUITAR LEADS)
(INTERMITTENT DRUM BEATS)
00:44
(STEVEN SHOUTS)
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
00:59
♪ WELL, I WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪
01:07
♪ ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED ♪
01:09
♪ AND HOW I GOT TO THINKIN' ♪
01:11
♪ ABOUT ALL THOSE
THINGS YOU SAID ♪
01:13
♪ ABOUT ORDINARY PEOPLE ♪
01:14
♪ AND HOW THEY MAKE YOU SICK ♪
01:16
♪ AND IF CALLIN' NAMES
KICKS BACK ON YOU ♪
01:18
♪ THEN I HOPE THIS
DOES THE TRICK ♪
01:20
♪ 'CAUSE I'M SICK OF
YOUR COMPLAININ' ♪
01:22
♪ ABOUT HOW MANY BILLS ♪
01:24
♪ AND I'M SICK OF
ALL YOUR BITCHIN' ♪
01:26
♪ 'BOUT YOUR POODLES
AND YOUR PILLS ♪
01:28
♪ AND I JUST CAN'T
SEE NO HUMOR ♪
01:30
♪ ABOUT YOUR WAY OF LIFE ♪
01:32
♪ AND I THINK I CAN
DO MORE FOR YOU ♪
01:34
♪ WITH THIS HERE
FORK AND KNIFE ♪
01:36
♪ THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT THEY ARE GOOD FOR ♪
01:40
♪ TAKE ONE BITE NOW,
COME BACK FOR MORE ♪
01:44
♪ I GOTTA GET THIS
OFF MY CHEST ♪
01:48
♪ TAKE ONE BITE NOW,
SPIT OUT THE REST ♪
01:52
(ELECTRIC GUITAR LEADS)
01:54
♪ SO I CALLED UP
MY HEAD SHRINKER ♪
02:02
♪ AND I TOLD HIM WHAT I'D DONE ♪
02:03
♪ HE SAID YOU BEST
GO ON A DIET ♪
02:05
♪ YEAH, I HOPE YOU
HAVE SOME FUN ♪
02:07
♪ AND A DON'T GO
BURST THE BUBBLE ♪
02:09
♪ ON THE RICH FOLKS
WHO GET RUDE ♪
02:11
♪ 'CAUSE YOU WON'T
GET IN NO TROUBLE ♪
02:13
♪ WHEN YOU EATS
THAT KINDA FOOD ♪
02:15
♪ NOW THEY'RE SMOKIN'
UP THEIR JUNK BONDS ♪
02:17
♪ AND THEN THEY GO GET STIFF ♪
02:19
♪ AND THEY'RE DANCIN'
IN THE YACHT CLUB ♪
02:21
♪ WITH MUFF AND UNCLE BIFF ♪
02:23
♪ BUT THERE'S ONE GOOD
THING THAT HAPPENS ♪
02:25
♪ WHEN YOU TOSS YOUR
PEARLS TO SWINE ♪
02:27
♪ THEIR ATTITUDES
MAY TASTE LIKE SHIT ♪
02:29
♪ BUT GO REAL GOOD WITH WINE ♪
02:31
♪ THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT THEY ARE GOOD FOR ♪
02:35
♪ TAKE ONE BITE NOW,
COME BACK FOR MORE ♪
02:39
♪ I GOTTA GET THIS
OFF MY CHEST ♪
02:43
♪ TAKE ONE BITE NOW,
SPIT OUT THE REST ♪
02:47
(ELECTRIC GUITAR LEADS)
(INTERMITTENT DRUM BEATS)
02:49
(ENTIRE BAND RESUMES
PLAYING TOGETHER)
03:16
(ELECTRIC GUITAR WAILS)
03:20
(ELECTRIC GUITAR SQUEALS)
(MUSIC SLOWS TEMPO BRIEFLY)
03:40
♪ BELIEVE IN ALL
THE GOOD THINGS ♪
03:46
♪ THAT MONEY JUST CAN'T BUY ♪
03:47
♪ THEN YOU WON'T
GET NO BELLYACHE ♪
03:49
♪ FROM EATIN' HUMBLE PIE ♪
03:51
♪ I BELIEVE IN RAGS TO RICHES ♪
03:53
♪ YOUR INHERITANCE WON'T LAST ♪
03:55
♪ SO TAKE YOUR GREY
POUPON, MY FRIEND ♪
03:57
♪ AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS ♪
03:59
♪ THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT THEY ARE GOOD FOR ♪
04:03
♪ TAKE ONE BITE NOW,
COME BACK FOR MORE ♪
04:07
♪ I GOTTA GET THIS
OFF MY CHEST ♪
04:11
♪ TAKE ONE BITE NOW,
SPIT OUT THE REST ♪
04:15
♪ THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT THEY ARE GOOD FOR ♪
04:19
♪ TAKE ONE BITE NOW,
COME BACK FOR MORE ♪
04:22
♪ DON'T STOP ME NOW,
I'M GOIN' CRAZY ♪
04:26
♪ THAT'S MY IDEA OF
A GOOD TIME BABY ♪
04:30
(STEVEN BELCHES LOUDLY)
04:34